The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 02:27:33 PM
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Today is International Disturbed People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done.
I don't care if you lick windows, see dead people,
or occasionally pee yourself...
You hang in there sunshine,
you're Bloody special.
happy100
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Today is International Disturbed People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done.
I don't care if you lick windows, see dead people,
or occasionally pee yourself...
You hang in there sunshine,
you're Bloody special.
happy100
All of the above. redface:
Thank you my dear. ;D
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Que?
My pills aren't working yet!
Is she pissed? noooo:
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Que?
My pills aren't working yet!
Is she pissed? noooo:
Sniffing Tip-ex probably.
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No ~ I think she is telling you we care. ::)
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No ~ I think she is telling you we care. ::)
Wot he said.
::)
I don't know next year I'll just leave him feeling unappreciated.
Oh and it isn't clever to PM it to me. You know who you are. evil:
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QUE?
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No ~ I think she is telling you we care. ::)
Wot he said.
::)
I don't know next year I'll just leave him feeling unappreciated.
Oh and it isn't clever to PM it to me. You know who you are. evil:
redface:
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Too right. People with no hair shouldn't cast nasturtiums.
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Another funny ~ you are outdoing yourself today .... time for a lie down I feel. ;)
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BONK
eeek:
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BONK
eeek:
No, just a lie down
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I dunno Tel ~ a Bonk usually takes my mind off of most things .............. for all of two minutes
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I dunno Tel ~ a Bonk usually takes my mind off of most things .............. for all of two minutes
Two minutes? Christ. Dont tell Mrs TG it can go on that long or she'll want some as well. noooo:
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point:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
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I dunno Tel ~ a Bonk usually takes my mind off of most things .............. for all of two minutes
Two minutes? Christ. Dont tell Mrs TG it can go on that long or she'll want some as well. noooo:
I wish I could remember the source....:
"Every woman knows that a man who lasts more than 5 minutes is only doing it out of a sense of duty"
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I dunno Tel ~ a Bonk usually takes my mind off of most things .............. for all of two minutes
Two minutes? Christ. Dont tell Mrs TG it can go on that long or she'll want some as well. noooo:
I wish I could remember the source....:
"Every woman knows that a man who lasts more than 5 minutes is only doing it out of a sense of duty"
5 Minutes! surrender:
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I dunno Tel ~ a Bonk usually takes my mind off of most things .............. for all of two minutes
Two minutes? Christ. Dont tell Mrs TG it can go on that long or she'll want some as well. noooo:
I wish I could remember the source....:
"Every woman knows that a man who lasts more than 5 minutes is only doing it out of a sense of duty"
5 Minutes! surrender:
As I say, I forget the origin. It may have been 1 minute, or the 5 minutes might have included foreplay and smoking the cigarette.
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That sounds more like it.
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That sounds more like it.
You're easily pleased then. razz:
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That sounds more like it.
You're easily pleased then. razz:
According to Mr Wench I am low maintenance. eeek:
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That sounds more like it.
You're easily pleased then. razz:
According to Mr Wench I am low maintenance. eeek:
I am sure I should be making something of that, but it's early and I had a heavy evening drinking with some of my cousins, so I will let sleeping things lie.
point:
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Probably for the best.
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That sounds more like it.
You're easily pleased then. razz:
According to Mr Wench I am low maintenance. eeek:
Mrs TG always tells me she is 'low maintenance' which always makes me laugh. noooo:
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That sounds more like it.
You're easily pleased then. razz:
According to Mr Wench I am low maintenance. eeek:
Mrs TG always tells me she is 'low maintenance' which always makes me laugh. noooo:
Quite.
Mrs DS #2 was in the Zsa Zsa Gabor level of maintenance, but thought she was cheap.
The latter part I agreed with.