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Title: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: TG on November 20, 2007, 03:12:01 PM
... so you can be bored as well.

http://www.news.com/2300-11389_3-6219329-1.html?tag=ne.gall.pg

Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 03:16:58 PM
If you're really bored

http://alt.tnt.tv/games/thedoors/
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Snoopy on November 20, 2007, 03:22:08 PM
I've got a stack of handwritten (badly) articles to type up for the magazine if anyone is at a loose end.

Back to work Snoopy  whip:
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 20, 2007, 03:32:53 PM
I've got a stack of handwritten (badly) articles to type up for the magazine if anyone is at a loose end.

Back to work Snoopy  whip:

Type you say?

I would have thought you would have been a fan of Dragon-Dick Tate, which I was given some years ago.

Second biggest load of carp ever to come out of Wales.
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: TG on November 20, 2007, 03:35:49 PM
If you're really bored

http://alt.tnt.tv/games/thedoors/

I lasted about 2 minutes then my brain shut down.
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Snoopy on November 20, 2007, 03:36:41 PM
Don't think I haven't considered voice recognition software but some of this is in Welsh ands I can't read that.
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Snoopy on November 20, 2007, 03:40:08 PM
I've got a stack of handwritten (badly) articles to type up for the magazine if anyone is at a loose end.

Back to work Snoopy  whip:

Type you say?

I would have thought you would have been a fan of Dragon-Dick Tate, which I was given some years ago.

Second biggest load of carp ever to come out of Wales.

My late father ~ whose mother was Welsh always said that only two good things ever came out of Wales .... Coal and Tommy Farr.

Working it out I seem to be living in the Land of my Father's Mother so to speak ;)
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: TG on November 21, 2007, 10:19:03 AM
And here is a wooden bloke to go with the wooden car...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 21, 2007, 10:22:00 AM
That is  sick2:
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2007, 10:23:10 AM
That is  sick2:
Agreed.

He must be terrified of termites as well.
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: TG on November 21, 2007, 10:26:53 AM
That is  sick2:
Agreed.

He must be terrified of termites as well.

Tin of creosote might be good for him.
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2007, 10:28:51 AM
That is  sick2:
Agreed.

He must be terrified of termites as well.

Tin of creosote might be good for him.

And something to keep dogs away from his feet (Sorry Snoopy)
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2007, 10:35:31 AM
That is  sick2:
Agreed.

He must be terrified of termites as well.

Tin of creosote might be good for him.

And something to keep dogs away from his feet (Sorry Snoopy)


No No .... I quite understand ... you have a perfectly normal prejudice against having your wellington boot pissed over by a passing hound ..... The trouble is I can't alter nature ... I just have to do it, it's a primeval instinct ~ completely outside of my control. Sorry
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2007, 10:57:42 AM
That is  sick2:
Agreed.

He must be terrified of termites as well.

Tin of creosote might be good for him.

And something to keep dogs away from his feet (Sorry Snoopy)


No No .... I quite understand ... you have a perfectly normal prejudice against having your wellington boot pissed over by a passing hound ..... The trouble is I can't alter nature ... I just have to do it, it's a primeval instinct ~ completely outside of my control. Sorry

No trouble at all.

I am sure the Koreans feel the same about you.
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2007, 11:47:03 AM
That is  sick2:
Agreed.

He must be terrified of termites as well.

Tin of creosote might be good for him.

And something to keep dogs away from his feet (Sorry Snoopy)


No No .... I quite understand ... you have a perfectly normal prejudice against having your wellington boot pissed over by a passing hound ..... The trouble is I can't alter nature ... I just have to do it, it's a primeval instinct ~ completely outside of my control. Sorry

No trouble at all.

I am sure the Koreans feel the same about you.

 shocked003 scared2:

Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Anise on December 09, 2007, 04:24:14 PM
Wooden car?

Wooden work.

 lol:
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2007, 04:27:11 PM
Wooden car?

Wooden work.

 lol:
I thought it was wooden go...  whistle:
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: TG on April 14, 2008, 06:16:49 PM
And here is a wooden bloke to go with the wooden car...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml


Bump

This tree bloke is on the telly tonight. Channel five. 9pm.  scared2:
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2008, 06:20:49 PM
Don't think I haven't considered voice recognition software but some of this is in Welsh ands I can't read that.

You need Microsoft Welsh. The moment it detects that someone is speaking welsh into the mic it just starts randomly mixing letters up, amazingly enough it has a high degree of accuracy  whistle:
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: TG on April 14, 2008, 06:37:15 PM
Don't think I haven't considered voice recognition software but some of this is in Welsh ands I can't read that.

You need Microsoft Welsh. The moment it detects that someone is speaking welsh into the mic it just starts randomly mixing letters up, amazingly enough it has a high degree of accuracy  whistle:

Eh?   rubschin:
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Snoopy on April 14, 2008, 06:38:43 PM
Don't think I haven't considered voice recognition software but some of this is in Welsh ands I can't read that.

You need Microsoft Welsh. The moment it detects that someone is speaking welsh into the mic it just starts randomly mixing letters up, amazingly enough it has a high degree of accuracy  whistle:

Eh?   rubschin:

 shrugs:
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: TG on April 14, 2008, 06:39:44 PM
Don't think I haven't considered voice recognition software but some of this is in Welsh ands I can't read that.

You need Microsoft Welsh. The moment it detects that someone is speaking welsh into the mic it just starts randomly mixing letters up, amazingly enough it has a high degree of accuracy  whistle:

Eh?   rubschin:

 shrugs:

He's gone mad poor man.  noooo:
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2008, 06:41:44 PM
Sorry, its an in joke for the office as one of us is welsh and there are only so many sheep jokes. I typed it without thinking.  redface:
Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: TG on April 14, 2008, 06:48:35 PM
Sorry, its an in joke for the office as one of us is welsh and there are only so many sheep jokes. I typed it without thinking.  redface:

Okeydokey. Anyway. 9 o'clock. Wooden chap. Bring your own whittling knife.

I'll have to record it as I'll be watching Trevor Eve chewing the scenery in 'Waking the dead'.  point:

Title: Re: I'm bored, so here is a wooden car...
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2008, 06:55:08 PM
Saw the advert for the program when I was babysitting a friends kids. Seeing as the older one has just got into the Lord of the Rings films I couldnt resist it when he asked what was wrong with him:

"He's turning into an ent"  whistle:

Mind you I did justify it later by saying that if I'd told the truth it could have scared the por sod witless.