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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 07:50:31 AM
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Regular readers may recall the many trials and tribulations of my relationship with MILFH (Mother In Law From Hell)
SHE MADE ME A CUP OF TEA!
The first one in over five years of knowing her! cloud9:
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Regular readers may recall the many trials and tribulations of my relationship with MILFH (Mother In Law From Hell)
SHE MADE ME A CUP OF TEA!
The first one in over five years of knowing her! cloud9:
Ah? but what did she put in it my dear? eyes:
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Good point. Hadn't thought of that. eeek:
sick2:
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Good point. Hadn't thought of that. eeek:
sick2:
Hospital, NOW!
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SHE MADE ME A CUP OF TEA!
Assuming you're still alive to read this, meaning she didn't in fact poison you, have you asked yourself WHY?
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I thought that maybe she decided that it was time the hostilities ceased and that she made an effort to be nice to me.
In hindsight point:
perhaps the joke was on me. scared2:
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Her cunning plan is working, she has you really worried now, you will lie awake at night wondering why? Does she love me, does she not? etc etc...
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Maybe she forgot she was at war....
Stockholm syndrome perhaps?
Or, maybe you missed the peace treaty ceremony.
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Maybe she forgot she was at war....
Stockholm syndrome perhaps?
Or, maybe you missed the peace treaty ceremony.
Piss ceremony more like ? into the kettle! point:
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Don't think she is flexible enough to manage such a manouver. eeek:
(I can't spell that sodding word!)
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Don't think she is flexible enough to manage such a manouver. eeek:
(I can't spell that sodding word!)
Don't think = you hope! point:
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Don't think she is flexible enough to manage such a manouver. eeek:
(I can't spell that sodding word!)
The mental picture ..... Arrggghh the agony, the agony ~ spare us more details PLEASE surrender:
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Don't think she is flexible enough to manage such a manouver. eeek:
(I can't spell that sodding word!)
The mental picture ..... Arrggghh the agony, the agony ~ spare us more details PLEASE surrender:
Not pleasant is it! eeek:
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Maybe she's slowly working her way up to asking if you would consider getting a place with a 'granny flat' point:
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Poison her!
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Poison her!
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Who told you you could put that signature there?
It is unauthorised.
Remove it immediately and put something sensible there or I will smite thee unmercifully every hour.
Here's one to be going on with....