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Title: Cup of Tea
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 07:50:31 AM
Regular readers may recall the many trials and tribulations of my relationship with MILFH (Mother In Law From Hell)

SHE MADE ME A CUP OF TEA!

The first one in over five years of knowing her!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2007, 07:58:43 AM
Regular readers may recall the many trials and tribulations of my relationship with MILFH (Mother In Law From Hell)

SHE MADE ME A CUP OF TEA!

The first one in over five years of knowing her!  cloud9:
Ah? but what did she put in it my dear?  eyes:
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 08:17:34 AM
Good point. Hadn't thought of that.  eeek:


 sick2:
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2007, 08:27:44 AM
Good point. Hadn't thought of that.  eeek:


 sick2:
Hospital, NOW!
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: GROWLER on May 14, 2007, 09:28:05 AM


SHE MADE ME A CUP OF TEA!



Assuming you're still alive to read this, meaning she didn't in fact poison you, have you asked yourself WHY?
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 10:05:36 AM
I thought that maybe she decided that it was time the hostilities ceased and that she made an effort to be nice to me.

In hindsight  point:

perhaps the joke was on me.  scared2:
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 14, 2007, 12:12:13 PM
Her cunning plan is working, she has you really worried now, you will lie awake at night wondering why? Does she love me, does she not? etc etc...
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Misunderstood on May 14, 2007, 12:26:41 PM
Maybe she forgot she was at war.... 

Stockholm syndrome perhaps?

Or, maybe you missed the peace treaty ceremony.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2007, 12:50:04 PM
Maybe she forgot she was at war.... 

Stockholm syndrome perhaps?

Or, maybe you missed the peace treaty ceremony.
Piss ceremony more like ? into the kettle!  point:
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 01:41:01 PM
Don't think she is flexible enough to manage such a manouver.  eeek:

(I can't spell that sodding word!)
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2007, 01:42:13 PM
Don't think she is flexible enough to manage such a manouver.  eeek:

(I can't spell that sodding word!)
Don't think = you hope!  point:
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2007, 01:48:35 PM
Don't think she is flexible enough to manage such a manouver.  eeek:

(I can't spell that sodding word!)

The mental picture ..... Arrggghh the agony, the agony ~ spare us more details PLEASE  surrender:
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 01:51:19 PM
Don't think she is flexible enough to manage such a manouver.  eeek:

(I can't spell that sodding word!)

The mental picture ..... Arrggghh the agony, the agony ~ spare us more details PLEASE  surrender:

Not pleasant is it!  eeek:
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2007, 02:10:42 PM
Maybe she's slowly working her way up to asking if you would consider getting a place with a 'granny flat'  point:
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Bar Room Bore on May 16, 2007, 02:19:21 PM
Poison her!






 drumroll:
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Misunderstood on May 16, 2007, 07:34:50 PM
Poison her!

 drumroll:

Who told you you could put that signature there?

It is unauthorised.

Remove it immediately and put something sensible there or I will smite thee unmercifully every hour.

Here's one to be going on with....