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Title: What's this all about then?
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2007, 09:18:21 AM
http://uk.celldorado.com/UK/ADS/238389889/index.php?trackid=360521923&clickid=0005bh007vZO1AkZq.ia&ce_cid=0005bh007vZO1AkZq.ia (http://uk.celldorado.com/UK/ADS/238389889/index.php?trackid=360521923&clickid=0005bh007vZO1AkZq.ia&ce_cid=0005bh007vZO1AkZq.ia)

Pricey!

But they do throw in a FREE "silent ringtone" - very useful!
Title: Re: What's this all about then?
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2007, 09:22:42 AM
Can't actually see a use for it myself, peeping through the net curtains is easier and cheaper  scared:

But there are those among us who would value such a toy ~ of that I have no doubt.

Mind a "leathers" stretcher might be a better gift from what I hear. whistle:
Title: Re: What's this all about then?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2007, 09:36:36 AM
http://uk.celldorado.com/UK/ADS/238389889/index.php?trackid=360521923&clickid=0005bh007vZO1AkZq.ia&ce_cid=0005bh007vZO1AkZq.ia (http://uk.celldorado.com/UK/ADS/238389889/index.php?trackid=360521923&clickid=0005bh007vZO1AkZq.ia&ce_cid=0005bh007vZO1AkZq.ia)

Pricey!

But they do throw in a FREE "silent ringtone" - very useful!

Personally, I would find a "Silent Ring" quite a good thing to have.
Title: Re: What's this all about then?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2007, 01:56:37 PM
Can't actually see a use for it myself, peeping through the net curtains is easier and cheaper  scared:

But there are those among us who would value such a toy ~ of that I have no doubt.

Mind a "leathers" stretcher might be a better gift from what I hear. whistle:
evil:
Title: Re: What's this all about then?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2007, 02:06:54 PM
Can't actually see a use for it myself, peeping through the net curtains is easier and cheaper  scared:

But there are those among us who would value such a toy ~ of that I have no doubt.

Mind a "leathers" stretcher might be a better gift from what I hear. whistle:
evil:

Google "leather stretcher" and you get this:

http://www.strictlyleather.com/shop/male-leather/testicle-stretcher-leather-bondage-equipment-2.html (http://www.strictlyleather.com/shop/male-leather/testicle-stretcher-leather-bondage-equipment-2.html)
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Was that what you had in mind Nick?
Title: Re: What's this all about then?
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2007, 02:09:39 PM
BM deserves one for Christmas! Landlady would enjoy playing with it.
Title: Re: What's this all about then?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2007, 02:12:20 PM
BM deserves one for Christmas! Landlady would enjoy playing with it.
evil:
Title: Re: What's this all about then?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2007, 02:16:08 PM
BM deserves one for Christmas! Landlady would enjoy playing with it.

"It" not "Them"?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: What's this all about then?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 27, 2007, 05:19:08 PM
Heart attacks can be prevented by always sitting on leather chairs. I just thought I would share that with you.
Title: Re: What's this all about then?
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 05:51:01 PM
Heart attacks can be prevented by always sitting on leather chairs. I just thought I would share that with you.
rubschin:
How so?
Title: Re: What's this all about then?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 27, 2007, 07:13:47 PM
Heart attacks can be prevented by always sitting on leather chairs. I just thought I would share that with you.
rubschin:
How so?
Buggered if I know, the little man who lives under the puter desk told me to write that.
Title: Re: What's this all about then?
Post by: Pastis on November 27, 2007, 08:11:16 PM
Static, I reckon. Or rather, lack of it  rubschin:

I find I tend to squeak-a-lot with leather furniture  eyes:
Title: Re: What's this all about then?
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2007, 08:27:52 PM
Static, I reckon. Or rather, lack of it  rubschin:

I find I tend to squeak-a-lot with leather furniture  eyes:

 rubschin: Not sure Nissan offer an all leather option on the Micra.  whistle:
Title: Re: What's this all about then?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2007, 12:05:24 AM
I find I tend to squeak-a-lot with leather furniture  eyes:
Another candidate for the 'silent ring' option?
Title: Re: What's this all about then?
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2007, 05:41:22 AM
Heart attacks can be prevented by always sitting on leather chairs. I just thought I would share that with you.
rubschin:
How so?
Buggered if I know, the little man who lives under the puter desk told me to write that.
Does he ever mention knives?  scared2:
Title: Re: What's this all about then?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2007, 09:14:14 AM
Static, I reckon. Or rather, lack of it  rubschin:

I find I tend to squeak-a-lot with leather furniture  eyes:

 rubschin: Not sure Nissan offer an all leather option on the Micra.  whistle:

Wouldn't want it even if they did. HATE leather furniture.
Title: Re: What's this all about then?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2007, 10:21:50 AM
Static, I reckon. Or rather, lack of it  rubschin:

I find I tend to squeak-a-lot with leather furniture  eyes:

 rubschin: Not sure Nissan offer an all leather option on the Micra.  whistle:

Wouldn't want it even if they did. HATE leather furniture.

It is a handy smoke screen if you don't have a silent ring.