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Title: Christmas is coming
Post by: Snoopy on December 09, 2007, 06:29:11 PM: and has any one else noticed that Santa is an anagram of Satan? rubschin:
Title: Re: Christmas is coming
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2007, 07:49:08 PM: tunble:
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Post by: Snoopy on December 09, 2007, 07:50:07 PM: Me too

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Title: Re: Christmas is coming
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2007, 07:53:25 PM: You started it!
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Post by: Snoopy on December 09, 2007, 08:01:52 PM: I know I did ~ I'm bored with Christmas already.
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Post by: Nick on December 09, 2007, 08:10:53 PM: We have made no preparations at all. It isn't for 2 weeks yet. evil:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2007, 08:22:57 PM: Marx Bros. Sanity Clause.
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Post by: Snoopy on December 09, 2007, 08:23:42 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 09, 2007, 08:10:53 PM
We have made no preparations at all. It isn't for 2 weeks yet. evil:

Neither have we .... not a thing, no pressys purchased ~ nothing. Usually I have it all done by middle of November at the latest and "sleigh runs" to extended and distant family etc organised but this year Zilch, Zippo, Nowt, Bugger All etc.
Title: Re: Christmas is coming
Post by: Snoopy on December 09, 2007, 08:24:13 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2007, 08:22:57 PM
Marx Bros. Sanity Clause.

I think I hired one of their suits once. whistle:
Title: Re: Christmas is coming
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2007, 11:21:06 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on December 09, 2007, 08:23:42 PM
Zilch, Zippo, Nowt
They were the three Marx brothers who didn't go to Hollywood.
Title: Re: Christmas is coming
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2007, 07:13:02 AM: Mrs. Barman was finishing off the Christmas cards yesterday… ::)

I generally leave my shopping ‘til Christmas eve… less choice on the shelves to confuse you. whistle:
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Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 08:48:02 AM: I am all done! angel1
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Post by: Barman on December 10, 2007, 09:06:28 AM: Did someone say something? shrugs:
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Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 09:08:31 AM: First no invite to the Christmas party and now this. angry041:
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Post by: Barman on December 10, 2007, 09:11:23 AM: tunble:
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Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 10:23:15 AM: You should not have given her that new emoticon ~ now she will scream and scream and scream until she is sick ::)
Title: Re: Christmas is coming
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2007, 07:49:59 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 10:23:15 AM
You should not have given her that new emoticon ~ now she will scream and scream and scream until she is sick ::)
Thick, thick, thick up to here with themolina?
Title: Re: Christmas is coming
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2007, 10:08:44 AM: Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2007, 07:49:59 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 10:23:15 AM
You should not have given her that new emoticon ~ now she will scream and scream and scream until she is sick ::)
Thick, thick, thick up to here with themolina?

Yep ~ turning into a regular little Violet Elizabeth. ::)
Title: Re: Christmas is coming
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 10:21:23 AM: angry041:
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Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 12:33:05 PM: I guess the Richmal Crompton reference may have been lost on one of that generation. noooo:
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Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2007, 12:36:25 PM: True Nick ~ but I soldier on .... ever hopeful.
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Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 12:37:31 PM: Which is what we all have to do. Somehow.......... angry041: