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Come Inside... => The Computer Room => Topic started by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 11:51:36 AM

Title: UPDATES
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 11:51:36 AM
I have, for some time, been unable to get Windows Updates to ..... errrrr......... upload onto my PC. It would look at them and then spit them out with a sneer. This, I deduced, was due to some "pirate" software but frankly I wasn't that bothered. Having had the PC overhauled and generally sorted out and all previous unlicensed stuff removed the updates are flowing thick and fast. Today they happened as usual and my entire desktop appearance has changed. Different colours, different fonts etc ~ I don't like this  evil: Is Mr Gates taking my machine over? I have tried my usual trick of a "System restore" but it makes no difference. I am not happy with this. Linux here I come  cussing:
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2007, 11:56:11 AM
Don't talk to me about linux!  Banghead
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2007, 11:58:56 AM
If you are sticking with XP you may as well get used to this kind of thing. Now Microsoft have announced that they are going to continue support for XP they are planning on adding in a large number of the features from Vista such as visual effects etc.
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 11:59:46 AM
Don't talk to me about linux!  Banghead

OH  noooo: Not so good then?
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 12:05:36 PM
If you are sticking with XP you may as well get used to this kind of thing. Now Microsoft have announced that they are going to continue support for XP they are planning on adding in a large number of the features from Vista such as visual effects etc.

I don't doubt you are right ~ but I don't want bells and whistles, not even smoke and mirrors ~ just a stable, reasonably quick internet connection and a word processor that has the facility to add pictures downloaded from my camera into the text and save the results to a CDR when I ask it to. I like to be able to look things up on the net but if I can't find them there I am happy to walk to another room and get a book off the shelf.
Why can't someone market just that without all the other "must have" kit that I will never use. Come to that why must my mobile phone have texting facilities ~ I use a phone to talk to someone, if I want to write I'll send them a letter. Why does my car have to tell me when I need a service ... I can use a dip stick. Modern technology for the sake of it is worthless.
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2007, 12:14:01 PM
Don't talk to me about linux!  Banghead

OH  noooo: Not so good then?
No, actually I like it a lot – the new Mandriva 2008 is excellent…

But…

The problem is that I’ve been using CP/M then DOS then Windows for umpty-ump years and anything you want to do beyond the ‘norm’ is bloody hard!

I’ve spend two weeks setting up a music/file server here. I announced it was all up-and-running on the 8th but I discovered that for some reason the ‘shared’ 60Gbyte disc was only 2Gbytes…

So I re-sized and re-formatted the disc but then it wouldn’t work at all…

So I wasted another week before seeking help on the Mandriva support forum – they all say stuff like ‘oh just run drakwizard’ which should be easy but I couldn’t even work out if I had drakbloodywizard let alone how to install it and run it…

The problem is that you just don’t understand at a basic level what is happening and what permissions you need to access discs and how ‘root’ fits into everything…

And I realised that I was wasting an enormous amount of time (money) in order to solve a relatively simple problem: -

-   share a disc on a linux box using Sama so that it can be read by Window$ PC’s.
-   Set the linux box to run slimserver and share my music library.

So yesterday I threw money at the problem! I bought a 200Gbyte network file storage box (which happens to be based on linux) which now holds all my shared network files. I then copied my entire music library to a USB portable hard drive and copied it from there to the linux box. Bish-bosh it all works!

I now plan to use linux on the desktops which will work fine I’m sure and perhaps in time I’ll gain enough knowledge to do clever stuff… the bonus is that I don’t need a supercomputer just to run it.
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2007, 12:30:54 PM
 noooo:

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Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 14, 2007, 02:08:28 PM
If you are sticking with XP you may as well get used to this kind of thing. Now Microsoft have announced that they are going to continue support for XP they are planning on adding in a large number of the features from Vista such as visual effects etc.

I don't doubt you are right ~ but I don't want bells and whistles, not even smoke and mirrors ~ just a stable, reasonably quick internet connection and a word processor that has the facility to add pictures downloaded from my camera into the text and save the results to a CDR when I ask it to. I like to be able to look things up on the net but if I can't find them there I am happy to walk to another room and get a book off the shelf.
Why can't someone market just that without all the other "must have" kit that I will never use. Come to that why must my mobile phone have texting facilities ~ I use a phone to talk to someone, 1. if I want to write I'll send them a letter. Why does my car have to tell me 2. when I need a service ... I can use a dip stick. Modern technology for the sake of it is worthless.

1. A text will arrive with the recipient generally within seconds. The same cannot be said of snail mail and the strange practices of Postman Prat.
2. That is no way to talk about Nick  lol:
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 02:26:52 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 02:31:26 PM
 point:
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 02:37:20 PM
But there is no pleasure in receiving a text. A letter implies thought, that someone cares enough to take the time to put their thoughts on paper, that they have considered and taken trouble over their desire to communicate with you. If it's instant you need then speak to them on the phone.

If I have to press a button and then scroll down the reams of unintelligible abbreviations and symbols why can't I simply press a button and say Hello? I know why ~ it's because the person sending the text is a self important arse who can't be bothered to do me the courtesy of saying hello properly. Well bollox to them ~ I don't want to read their gibberish and I will NOT do so. evil: And that includes my sister in law who likes to make out she is too busy to speak but has time to fiddle around typing out her messages. How long does it take to say "Hello, is it OK if I come to you for the weekend?" as opposed to tapping it out on her mini keypad?
I delight in ignoring them and they then feel obliged to ring me and say "Didn't you get my text?" ~~~ "Yes I got it but I couldn't be bothered to read it"

As for a mechanical recording to say "your service is due" + the fvcking dealer texting me to say "Your service is due" and a letter from Motability to say "Your annual service is now due" ~ I am disabled, meaning I cannot walk far, I am not stupid and I know how many months there are in a year!  cussing:
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 02:40:27 PM
Completely agree. Text messages are the work of the devil!
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 14, 2007, 03:05:52 PM
Just tried to ring Mrs TMR. Line engaged. I sent a text saying "Please ring me, I will be home late".

I could have written a letter, but by the time it arrived, my testicles would already have been smashed to a pulp.

Texts have their uses.

And my texts NEVER contain anything other than proper English.
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 14, 2007, 03:08:08 PM
And my texts NEVER contain anything other than proper English.

That's my rule number one with regard to text messages.
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 03:10:03 PM
Exactly!!! Also Mr Wench can't answer his phone at school but he can send the occasional text message. Handy for meetings too.
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 03:10:22 PM
You could have waited until she was off the line ~ but given that texting can prevent one's wife from saying "Oh no you will not be late ... Yada yada yada ad infinitum" I s'pose I have to concede they may have a use .... but not for me ~ but then I'm lucky Mrs S#2 has not forgotten what happened to Mrs S#1. Divorced! evil:
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 04:00:37 PM
You could have waited until she was off the line ~ but given that texting can prevent one's wife from saying "Oh no you will not be late ... Yada yada yada ad infinitum" I s'pose I have to concede they may have a use .... but not for me ~ but then I'm lucky Mrs S#2 has not forgotten what happened to Mrs S#1. Divorced! evil:

That not being able to talk back bit appealed to me too!
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 14, 2007, 04:38:23 PM
I use it as a last resort generally. I love talking to Mrs TMR. As soon as I hear her voice I get a silly childish grin on my face.

Sorry for getting slushy...
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 04:45:08 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 05:51:22 PM
Don't worry folks ~ It's Friday .... must be the Youngs talking.














But seriously if that is how it is for you .... good luck, I sincerely hope it lasts.
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 07:08:34 PM
It won't noooo:
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 07:23:02 PM
It won't noooo:


Ah but we were young and full of hope once ~ though as I suggested this one may be hopeful and full of Youngs.
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2007, 11:42:37 PM
as I suggested this one may be hopeful and full of Youngs.
happ096
 lol: lol:
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2007, 07:03:43 AM
It won't noooo:


Ah but we were young and full of hope once ~ though as I suggested this one may be hopeful and full of Youngs.
drumroll:

Post of the week award goes to the news hound!  happy088
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2007, 08:46:36 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 15, 2007, 03:54:59 PM
Excellent, Beagle!

Ihad only had two pints when I posted that, though.

I have been booted out of the house while the christmas tree is put up. First pint of Young's going down now. And I have a silly grin on my face, as Mrs TMR has just rung me :-)
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2007, 04:19:24 PM
Excellent, Beagle!

Ihad only had two pints when I posted that, though.

I have been booted out of the house while the christmas tree is put up. First pint of Young's going down now. And I have a silly grin on my face, as Mrs TMR has just rung me :-)

What did she say, 'get your arse back here and make these fucking tree lights work!' I spec?  whistle:
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2007, 04:24:00 PM
For the first time in living memory our tree lights worked!! They must be faulty.
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 15, 2007, 04:25:11 PM
No - but the "come home" bit was right. I had locked the bedroom door and her handbag and house/car/bedroom door keys were in the bedroom. Youngus Interruptus!
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2007, 04:28:42 PM
No - but the "come home" bit was right. I had locked the bedroom door and her handbag and house/car/bedroom door keys were in the bedroom. Youngus Interruptus!
noooo:
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2007, 04:32:29 PM
For the first time in living memory our tree lights worked!! They must be faulty.
We had two out of three (aint bad) working...  whistle:
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 15, 2007, 04:41:04 PM
Tree up, lights working, door unlocked. Young's resumption.
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2007, 04:46:18 PM
Tree up, lights working, door unlocked. Young's resumption.
Good man!  happy088
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 15, 2007, 04:54:48 PM
Yoda is here too now. Snakey has just left to go and eat his Tandoori Chicken, Bacon, Salami and garlic pizza.  sick2:
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 15, 2007, 05:05:00 PM
Better still, just got a free pint as Longshanks just won the place pot on the gee-gees. Six grand. Good man.
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2007, 05:20:07 PM
Well I am struggling into an approved set of smart clothes cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 15, 2007, 05:30:47 PM
Nick - remember, you cannot polish a turd :-)
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2007, 05:31:47 PM
That's what I told Mrs Nick
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2007, 06:00:46 PM
That was brave ~ or was it under your breath?
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2007, 06:18:43 PM
Under my breath and referring to her!
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2007, 10:01:35 PM
For the first time in living memory our tree lights worked!! They must be faulty.
We had two out of three (aint bad) working...  whistle:
Cheapskate!

Our set has 20 lights.
Title: Re: UPDATES
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2007, 08:46:26 AM
For the first time in living memory our tree lights worked!! They must be faulty.
We had two out of three (aint bad) working...  whistle:
Cheapskate!

Our set has 20 lights.
Ours used to...  whistle: