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Title: The Ruth Kelly, Hazel Blears and other irritating labourettes thread
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 12:08:47 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV2WNkhi.jpg&hash=2ceef856c6a9a42786c11d5d8db178e41d208337) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV2WNkhi)

Is there anyway of getting rid of these frightful women?
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly thread
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2007, 12:11:35 PM
No...  noooo:
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly thread
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 12:14:13 PM
See! Would you trust a face like that?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7147715.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7147715.stm)
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly thread
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2007, 12:23:18 PM
See! Would you trust a face like that?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7147715.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7147715.stm)
Trust it? I wouldn't even slap it...  noooo:
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 12:50:02 PM
She normally looks like she's been happy slapped by jellyfish while peeing on a cattle fence.

Probably a normal weekend for an Orps Deickhead  whistle:


As to whether or not I would trust her, not a chance in hell. I did notice that they seem to be slipping this one in though. Ruths announcement happens at the same time that they are meant to be grilling HMRC. Concentrate on the major balls up and hide the fact they havent learned from their mistake I suppose.
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2007, 02:56:04 PM
I still want to know if she wears a spikey thing round her thigh ~ and why she has such a deep voice.
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly thread
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 03:03:48 PM
Write and ask her

kellyr@parliament.uk <kellyr@parliament.uk>
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2007, 03:06:28 PM
Frankly the speculation is probably more fun than the reality.
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 17, 2007, 04:21:40 PM
Can we make this the Ruth Kelly/Hazel Blears thread? Kill two birds with one stone (he says in hope)?
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly and Hazel Blears thread
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 04:25:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCo7qbzEX3c&eurl=http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2311.30 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCo7qbzEX3c&eurl=http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2311.30)

Worth waiting for!!
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly and Hazel Blears thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 05:14:49 PM
thinking about this I wonder what the market is for fake details for banned drivers these days..

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The details of 3 million candidates for the driving theory test have gone missing, the BBC understands.
The loss took place when the hard drive of a computer belonging to a private contractor to the driving standards agency went missing in the US.

Question, what the hell was he doing in the US with this information?

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COMMONS TIMINGS
1530: Brown on EU summit
1630: Darling on lost discs
1730: Kelly on DFT data
1730: MPs grill HMRC bosses

I can just see her mumbling 3 million when she is asked how many records have been lost.

Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly and Hazel Blears thread
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 05:17:09 PM
I plan to watch it! eveilgrin:

She is lying! She is already on, early for some reason! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly and Hazel Blears thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 21, 2007, 09:53:59 AM
Scary stuff (Nick ~ DO NOT LOOK)

Ruth Kelly (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=503329&in_page_id=1879)
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly and Hazel Blears thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 21, 2007, 10:06:58 AM
Living proof of what money and good advice can achieve ~ she is still a munter tho' ~ I wouldn't. Not even with Berek's!
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly and Hazel Blears thread
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2007, 10:30:18 AM
Scary stuff (Nick ~ DO NOT LOOK)

Ruth Kelly (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=503329&in_page_id=1879)
I looked!  sick2:

She looks like Eddie Izzard...  noooo:
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly and Hazel Blears thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 21, 2007, 10:48:17 AM
Can we add Harriet Harman to this threat too?


Check out the name of the contributor, who posted a comment at 16.32 on the 20th  ;D

http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?sortBy=1&forumID=3963&start=75&tstart=0&edition=1&ttl=20071221104008#paginator
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly and Hazel Blears thread
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2007, 10:50:37 AM
 happy001
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly and Hazel Blears thread
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2007, 11:00:38 AM
There is an amazing anti-government theme on that board – perhaps the tide really is turning?  cloud9:
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly and Hazel Blears thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 21, 2007, 11:10:03 AM
Scary stuff (Nick ~ DO NOT LOOK)

Ruth Kelly (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=503329&in_page_id=1879)
I looked!  sick2:

She looks like Eddie Izzard...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2007%2F12_03%2Fkelly1_468x150.jpg&hash=08d98d1224b46a2e7d7d1d94e696d3a48f01ca97)(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.answers.com%2Fmain%2Fcontent%2Fwp%2Fen%2Fthumb%2F1%2F1d%2F180px-Joker-ritz.jpg&hash=e74da504430c86275541873437609eb257ce82a1)
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly and Hazel Blears thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 21, 2007, 11:22:28 AM
Scary stuff (Nick ~ DO NOT LOOK)

Ruth Kelly (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=503329&in_page_id=1879)
I looked!  sick2:

She looks like Eddie Izzard...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2007%2F12_03%2Fkelly1_468x150.jpg&hash=08d98d1224b46a2e7d7d1d94e696d3a48f01ca97)(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.answers.com%2Fmain%2Fcontent%2Fwp%2Fen%2Fthumb%2F1%2F1d%2F180px-Joker-ritz.jpg&hash=e74da504430c86275541873437609eb257ce82a1)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly and Hazel Blears thread
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2007, 11:59:52 AM
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I don't need a lesson in morality from a government that starts illegal wars (kills 100s thousands), works hard to tear up habeus corpus, lessens gambling restrictions, lessens drug and drinking restrictions, does favours for donations, lies to the populous ('spin') every day, abuses the tax system into state sanctioned theft and then tells me that small brothels are legal a few months ago and then tells me they're not today.

They're so mad now it's beyond satire.

 happ096

Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly and Hazel Blears thread
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 23, 2007, 08:25:01 PM
Is Ruth the Opus Deiu(?)bod? and is Tony Blair a new convert?
Title: Re: The Ruth Kelly and Hazel Blears thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 23, 2007, 09:24:54 PM
Is Ruth the Opus Deiu(?)bod? and is Tony Blair a new convert?

He is certainly something beginning with "c" and ending in "t"...