The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 11:37:38 AM
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A man staggers into A&E with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a field of cows.
"We went to look for it and, while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball ... stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse ................... That's when I made my mistake," said the man.
"What did you do?", asked the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' "
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Very droll. Mrs Nick is still in a foul mood after that bother with the fox shit.
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She doesn't forgive easily does she. noooo:
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She has a worryingly long memory noooo:
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Ah they all remember everything you ever said or did. It's whether they forgive that matters. If they do then it is not held against you to be brought up in support of future arguments. If they do not forgive then it all comes back ~ when you least expect it. ~ bit like The Vomit really.
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It is most unfair. I am not allowed to remind HER of past misdemeanours evil:
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It is most unfair. I am not allowed to remind HER of past misdemeanours evil:
WOT??? Such a paragon of virtue has NEVER been found to be wrong I can assure you. ::)
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Of course she hasn't! angel1