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Title: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 12:37:38 PM
Taxis 'should give out condoms'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7148080.stm

You can't even get the buggers to go "South of the River" after 10pm  ::)
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 12:56:47 PM
That would have been quite handy after one particular Xmas party. redface:
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2007, 12:59:33 PM
How stupid are people!?!?!?

What on earth is wrong with having one in your bag/wallet at all times? Growing up I didn't no anyone that didn't. But then my generation was young when the whole AIDS thing blew up and I guess it scared us shitless. Maybe that's what we need. A really scarey ad campaign. Show the sufferers, show what happens to you when you get AIDS. That would scare the little shits into slipping their wellies on!
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 01:00:31 PM
If I had one in my wallet at all times Mrs Nick would be suspicious. ::)
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2007, 01:01:30 PM
Not you you idiot. I am assuming middle aged married men are not really the stastical group they are concerned about!  Banghead
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 01:02:02 PM
 surrender:
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2007, 01:02:23 PM
Indeed!
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 01:02:33 PM
That would have been quite handy after one particular Xmas party. redface:

 rubschin: Somehow the offer of a free condom might take the shine off the evening. Certainly acceptance of it would imply a certain assumption on your part when you accepted the offer of "A cup of coffee before you go" when dropping the young lady at her door.

As for having them in pubs and clubs ~ they do that already .... A quid or two from the machine in the Gents or Ladies. When I had a pub the machine in the ladies always outsold that in the gents AND it always sold out of the "flavoured" varieties rather than the ordinary ones. Make of that information what you will.
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2007, 01:02:42 PM
The problem is that people are used to aids now. We need something new to scare the living daylights out of the current crop of alcohol sodden berks sleeping their way through anything with a pulse. Suddenly 'discovering' a new form of Necrotising Fashiitis (I think thats how its spelt anyway) that is an STD perhaps.

Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2007, 01:04:44 PM
I honestly believe that if you showed the ravages of it it would scare them. I did a sexual awareness session at my old school a few years ago. A friend of mine who had full blown AIDS came in. She looked dreadful. After the kids met her I am pretty sure they are all gloved up!


We buy the flavoured varieties as a joke.
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 01:05:58 PM
Do they do chocolate then?
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2007, 01:06:40 PM
Yes, but, it, umm doesn't really taste right.  redface:
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 01:08:03 PM
I KNEW IT!
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2007, 01:09:27 PM
What?
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2007, 01:10:01 PM
Yes, but, it, umm doesn't really taste right.  redface:
point:
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2007, 01:11:58 PM
Yes, but, it, umm doesn't really taste right.  redface:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: tel on December 18, 2007, 01:12:55 PM
You need the whipped cream as well. razz:
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 01:13:07 PM
What?

That you would have tried them out. "We buy them for a joke" indeed.
I may be cabbage looking but I'm not green you know.  ::)
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 01:13:50 PM
You need the whipped cream as well. razz:

Yoghurt is a good substitute ~ soothes the thrush as well. lol:
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2007, 01:16:20 PM
What?

That you would have tried them out. "We buy them for a joke" indeed.
I may be cabbage looking but I'm not green you know.  ::)

I didn't "use" them! It was a dare!
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 01:16:50 PM
Of course, of course.
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2007, 01:17:16 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 01:17:55 PM
 point:










Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2007, 01:18:39 PM
What?

That you would have tried them out. "We buy them for a joke" indeed.
I may be cabbage looking but I'm not green you know.  ::)

I didn't "use" them! It was a dare!

Didnt have any chwing gum handy at the time eh?  happy001
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2007, 01:23:42 PM
No I just had to taste it.  redface:
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 01:23:57 PM
Confucius he say "When in hole ~ stop digging"

Snoopy he say "You are in hole Wench ~ time to throw away spade"
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2007, 02:15:39 PM
Confucius he say "When in hole ~ stop digging"

Or at least wear waders.
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: skunk hater on December 21, 2007, 01:58:50 PM
Taxis 'should give out condoms'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7148080.stm

You can't even get the buggers to go "South of the River" after 10pm  ::)

 i suppose it makes sense at least when the unlicensed cab driver rapes his women passengers they wont get pregnant!
Title: Re: "Experts" are at it again
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2007, 07:45:22 PM
Are you in the right place?