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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 12:37:38 PM
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Taxis 'should give out condoms'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7148080.stm
You can't even get the buggers to go "South of the River" after 10pm ::)
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That would have been quite handy after one particular Xmas party. redface:
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How stupid are people!?!?!?
What on earth is wrong with having one in your bag/wallet at all times? Growing up I didn't no anyone that didn't. But then my generation was young when the whole AIDS thing blew up and I guess it scared us shitless. Maybe that's what we need. A really scarey ad campaign. Show the sufferers, show what happens to you when you get AIDS. That would scare the little shits into slipping their wellies on!
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If I had one in my wallet at all times Mrs Nick would be suspicious. ::)
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Not you you idiot. I am assuming middle aged married men are not really the stastical group they are concerned about! Banghead
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surrender:
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Indeed!
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That would have been quite handy after one particular Xmas party. redface:
rubschin: Somehow the offer of a free condom might take the shine off the evening. Certainly acceptance of it would imply a certain assumption on your part when you accepted the offer of "A cup of coffee before you go" when dropping the young lady at her door.
As for having them in pubs and clubs ~ they do that already .... A quid or two from the machine in the Gents or Ladies. When I had a pub the machine in the ladies always outsold that in the gents AND it always sold out of the "flavoured" varieties rather than the ordinary ones. Make of that information what you will.
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The problem is that people are used to aids now. We need something new to scare the living daylights out of the current crop of alcohol sodden berks sleeping their way through anything with a pulse. Suddenly 'discovering' a new form of Necrotising Fashiitis (I think thats how its spelt anyway) that is an STD perhaps.
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I honestly believe that if you showed the ravages of it it would scare them. I did a sexual awareness session at my old school a few years ago. A friend of mine who had full blown AIDS came in. She looked dreadful. After the kids met her I am pretty sure they are all gloved up!
We buy the flavoured varieties as a joke.
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Do they do chocolate then?
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Yes, but, it, umm doesn't really taste right. redface:
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I KNEW IT!
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What?
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Yes, but, it, umm doesn't really taste right. redface:
point:
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Yes, but, it, umm doesn't really taste right. redface:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
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You need the whipped cream as well. razz:
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What?
That you would have tried them out. "We buy them for a joke" indeed.
I may be cabbage looking but I'm not green you know. ::)
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You need the whipped cream as well. razz:
Yoghurt is a good substitute ~ soothes the thrush as well. lol:
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What?
That you would have tried them out. "We buy them for a joke" indeed.
I may be cabbage looking but I'm not green you know. ::)
I didn't "use" them! It was a dare!
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Of course, of course.
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Banghead
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point:
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What?
That you would have tried them out. "We buy them for a joke" indeed.
I may be cabbage looking but I'm not green you know. ::)
I didn't "use" them! It was a dare!
Didnt have any chwing gum handy at the time eh? happy001
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No I just had to taste it. redface:
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Confucius he say "When in hole ~ stop digging"
Snoopy he say "You are in hole Wench ~ time to throw away spade"
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Confucius he say "When in hole ~ stop digging"
Or at least wear waders.
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Taxis 'should give out condoms'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7148080.stm
You can't even get the buggers to go "South of the River" after 10pm ::)
i suppose it makes sense at least when the unlicensed cab driver rapes his women passengers they wont get pregnant!
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Are you in the right place?