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Title: Calendars
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2007, 02:09:07 PM
Do people genuinely believe it is ok to still send these as presents, free advertising or Christmas gestures?

I have had 4 of the Bastard things sent this morning. One of which has to take the biscuit as the worst Calendar of all time. The company not wishing to spend a fortune on these things commissoned one of the members of their team (a keen amateur photgrapher), to take pictures for their Calendar.

Little do they know he seems predisposed to take pictures of lamp posts. !2 months of different lamp posts in different places in different lighting, 2 of which seem to be near a Sainsbury's.

FFS get a friggin life.  evil:

Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 21, 2007, 02:11:38 PM
I won't bloody bother next year then!!!
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: tel on December 21, 2007, 02:12:10 PM
I get one every year from the Asia Tandoori restaurant. ;D
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2007, 02:13:24 PM
I won't bloody bother next year then!!!

 lol:

Which is your favourite lampost then Wenchy ?
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 21, 2007, 02:14:11 PM
The one near Sainsburys!  angry041:
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 21, 2007, 02:15:06 PM
I would recommend the "What Heifer" magazine lunar calendar.

I always found it very handy knowing which days to avoid wife and daughters.
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2007, 02:16:39 PM
I would recommend the "What Heifer" magazine lunar calendar.

I always found it very handy knowing which days to avoid wife and daughters.

Why bother I would have just thought 'most' would have covered it  lol:
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Bar Wench on December 21, 2007, 02:22:07 PM
You'd think wouldn't you!

If you don't come with chocolate don't come near me!!!  evil:
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 21, 2007, 02:24:11 PM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 21, 2007, 02:48:07 PM
I always get a free calendar from my magazine, The Badger Owners Monthly
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2007, 02:52:24 PM
I always get a free calendar from my magazine, The Badger Owners Monthly

Can you only read it at night ????
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 21, 2007, 03:01:59 PM
Whilst wearing his Bill Oddie camouflage PJs
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2007, 03:58:06 PM
I always get a free calendar from my magazine, The Badger Owners Monthly

Can you only read it at night ????
drumroll:
You're on top form today m'dear!
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 21, 2007, 03:59:55 PM
I always get a free calendar from my magazine, The Badger Owners Monthly

Can you only read it at night ????
drumroll:
You're on top form today m'dear!

Demob Happy and probably pissed. lol:
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 21, 2007, 04:01:30 PM
I always get a free calendar from my magazine, The Badger Owners Monthly

Can you only read it at night ????
drumroll:
You're on top form today m'dear!

Demob Happy and probably pissed. lol:

That describes my office at the moment.  eeek:
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2007, 07:09:39 PM
Demob Happy and probably pissed. lol:

You know me so well  lol:

Finished work - now lets get to partying  happ096
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2007, 07:21:06 PM
What happened to the "I will never drink again" idea?
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 21, 2007, 07:21:50 PM
What happened to the "I will never drink again" idea?
Justin time.  whistle:
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2007, 07:25:16 PM
Of course. I am sure he has a nice haircut, of the seductive sort eyes:
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2007, 07:27:09 PM
What happened to the "I will never drink again" idea?

That was Thursday. Today is Friday that is a whole 24 hours for me to change my mind - female prerogative and all that  whistle:

Is Justin time the same as that Chico time  lol:


Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 21, 2007, 07:43:05 PM
Of course. I am sure he has a nice haircut, of the seductive sort eyes:

And a pony-tail?
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2007, 07:51:54 PM
 Men with pony tails should be forced to have every hair plucked out with blunt tweezers and then have laser treatment to ensure it never grows back  angry041:
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Mr Happy on December 21, 2007, 09:28:53 PM
You'd think wouldn't you!

If you don't come with chocolate don't come near me!!!  evil:

Now that really would be evolution!
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2007, 09:06:19 AM
Men with pony tails should be forced to have every hair plucked out with blunt tweezers and then have laser treatment to ensure it never grows back  angry041:
Seconded...
Title: Re: Calendars
Post by: Snoopy on December 22, 2007, 09:21:21 AM
You'd think wouldn't you!

If you don't come with chocolate don't come near me!!!  evil:

Now that really would be evolution!

<snigger>