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Title: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Snoopy on December 24, 2007, 08:08:50 AM
http://uk.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKL2135137520071221

It is generally accepted that, as a group, doctors are the biggest "offenders" when it comes to the personal misuse of drugs and over use of alcohol. Given their latest pay increases taking a GP to £110,000pa Basic salary they clearly believe that this measure will curb OUR habits whilst not making a difference to THEIR consumption levels. Someone needs to remind them that, if people wish to drink, they will do so no matter how much it costs.
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2007, 08:22:02 AM
http://uk.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKL2135137520071221

It is generally accepted that, as a group, doctors are the biggest "offenders" when it comes to the personal misuse of drugs and over use of alcohol. Given their latest pay increases taking a GP to £110,000pa Basic salary they clearly believe that this measure will curb OUR habits whilst not making a difference to THEIR consumption levels. Someone needs to remind them that, if people wish to drink, they will do so no matter how much it costs.
I wonder if that nice Mr. Brown has a hand in this?  rubschin:

Bottle of whisky in the supermarkets here this week = £4.50  whistle:
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Snoopy on December 24, 2007, 08:30:11 AM
http://uk.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKL2135137520071221

It is generally accepted that, as a group, doctors are the biggest "offenders" when it comes to the personal misuse of drugs and over use of alcohol. Given their latest pay increases taking a GP to £110,000pa Basic salary they clearly believe that this measure will curb OUR habits whilst not making a difference to THEIR consumption levels. Someone needs to remind them that, if people wish to drink, they will do so no matter how much it costs.
I wonder if that nice Mr. Brown has a hand in this?  rubschin:

Bottle of whisky in the supermarkets here this week = £4.50  whistle:

But if everyone came to live there your island would sink  ::)
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2007, 08:32:27 AM
http://uk.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKL2135137520071221

It is generally accepted that, as a group, doctors are the biggest "offenders" when it comes to the personal misuse of drugs and over use of alcohol. Given their latest pay increases taking a GP to £110,000pa Basic salary they clearly believe that this measure will curb OUR habits whilst not making a difference to THEIR consumption levels. Someone needs to remind them that, if people wish to drink, they will do so no matter how much it costs.
I wonder if that nice Mr. Brown has a hand in this?  rubschin:

Bottle of whisky in the supermarkets here this week = £4.50  whistle:

But if everyone came to live there your island would sink  ::)
But imagine the look on Gordon’s face if everybody was buying their booze, fags and petrol here…  whistle:
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Snoopy on December 24, 2007, 08:38:07 AM
Don't start me on fuel prices  evil:

http://www.aaroadwatch.ie/eupetrolprices/default.asp
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2007, 08:46:08 AM
Don't start me on fuel prices  evil:

http://www.aaroadwatch.ie/eupetrolprices/default.asp
I don’t see the situation improving until the discussion is changed from ‘fuel prices’ to ‘fuel duty’…

At the moment the general populace still think those nasty Arabs are charging too much for their oil (which we helped them dig up) and pushing up the price of petrol…
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 24, 2007, 09:05:26 AM
Our GP has the finest collection of Malt in the county.
 cloud9:



I think I need a check-up.  whistle:
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Snoopy on December 24, 2007, 09:08:23 AM
Mine, along with his wife, has been barred from at least one local pub following a drunken "incident". And he tells me to avoid drink  ::)
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2007, 09:29:28 AM
Do they smoke too?
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2007, 09:46:55 AM
Prolly. Local surgeon here drinks like a fish and smokes like a chimbly.
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 24, 2007, 01:23:11 PM
Talking of drinking......I knecked a few bottles of Magners (the big ones) last night and ate about half a kilo of clemntines (don't ask), I now have the squits.. quick cures before tonights festivities would be appreciated cry:
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2007, 01:23:41 PM
Insert a cork?
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 24, 2007, 01:24:55 PM
Bloody hell , Nick that was quick!
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2007, 01:25:35 PM
I am keeping a low profile in front of my PC. Too much happening in the house for my liking.

Well, have you tried it and has it worked yet?
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 24, 2007, 01:51:20 PM
A plaster of paris milkshake.
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2007, 01:57:37 PM
aka Kaolin and Morphine sick2:
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Snoopy on December 24, 2007, 02:07:34 PM
Imodium ~ 2 capsules and you won't sh*t for a week! Never without it. whistle:
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2007, 02:08:46 PM
Isn't that likely to cause some sort of detonation though?
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 24, 2007, 02:16:20 PM
Why is it that you can't find a cork when you need one.. thank God, I found that Kaolin and Morph, use by date was last year but eh! needs must...
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Snoopy on December 24, 2007, 02:17:08 PM

Nick asked: "Isn't that likely to cause some sort of detonation though?"

Wot? Like this you mean?

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Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2007, 08:06:41 PM
'tis the night before Christmas
and all over the house
I've been drinking Guinness
And red wine...  sick2:
Title: Re: Doctors call for alcohol price hike
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2007, 08:44:55 PM
Oh deaR. One assumes Landlady is being sensible, but prolly not!

Jolly good!