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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on December 25, 2007, 08:51:44 AM
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Off you go... whistle:
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All good. No complaints. eeek:
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All good. No complaints. eeek:
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rubschin:
How ‘bout stuff you gave then? whistle:
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Chandelier for my office rubschin:
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rubschin:
How ‘bout stuff you gave then? whistle:
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Chandelier for my office rubschin:
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Toaster rubschin:
And being woken up at 5.45 evil:
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I got Mrs. Barman a leaf blower for her garden… whistle:
Cost of blower = Ł85, look on her face when she opened it ( eeek: ) priceless. cloud9:
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SHe may use it on you if you aren't careful. She has her own garden? eeek:
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SHe may use it on you if you aren't careful. She has her own garden? eeek:
Well, the garden is officially hers when it comes to weeding, pruning, planting, etc. whistle:
The pool and patio areas are all mine for the laying on. cloud9:
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Morning all ~ hope the fat man in red was good to you. I have a lot of books to read. whistle:
I can't say I had any naff pressies but I am puzzled as to why my MiL gave me, a known agoraphobic, a travel alarm clock. ::)
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You are afraid of farms?! eeek:
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rubschin:
How ‘bout stuff you gave then? whistle:
All shite. happy088
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Examples please
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Examples please
Jars of pickled onions. eyes:
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Charming. rubschin:
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Hand made with lurve.
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Oh, I forgot about the rocket. Flies up to 50 feet in the air. Pity he set it off in the kitchen then evil:
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Whoops! lol:
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Powered by vinegar and Bicarb. Very powerful! evil:
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Question from Mrs S "Who the hell was stupid enough to give him that?"
I think we know the answer! point:
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My sister! evil:
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The sister you dislike or the sister you dislike even more?
Clearly a genetic predisposition to rocket propulsion point:
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No Snoopy Not gone yet. evil: Early New Year. cloud9:
No naff pressies yet... Titanium Watch, water proof to good depth... rubschin: That could come in useful.
Far too many boxes of Chocolates to be good for me... 2 x huge Thornton's and far too big, Elizabeth Shaw Liqueur's ..(Need to hint for next year that I prefer the mints)... Still have managed to swap one for 3 Quiz books (I think they got us muddled up).
If I am very nice, I may get a glass of the rather nice bottle of Port someone else got... whistle:
Oh yes, and half shares in this... http://www.firebox.com/product/1736?src_t=sbk&src_id=Battlecopters I may be some time... lol: Who says we have to grow up... eyes:
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I want one of those!!
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No Snoopy Not gone yet. evil: Early New Year. cloud9:
No naff pressies yet... Titanium Watch, water proof to good depth... rubschin: That could come in useful.
Far too many boxes of Chocolates to be good for me... 2 x huge Thornton's and far too big, Elizabeth Shaw Liqueur's ..(Need to hint for next year that I prefer the mints)... Still have managed to swap one for 3 Quiz books (I think they got us muddled up).
If I am very nice, I may get a glass of the rather nice bottle of Port someone else got... whistle:
Oh yes, and half shares in this... http://www.firebox.com/product/1736?src_t=sbk&src_id=Battlecopters I may be some time... lol: Who says we have to grow up... eyes:
Enjoy ~ what's the good of Christmas if you can't end up feeling sick2:
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I want one of those!!
Are you sure the rocket was for The Boy and not for you? ::)
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Quite sure. But I may test it outside tomorrow. Report on Chinese lunch will follow rubschin:
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Mrs TG bought her son (who is here with us for Xmas) a DS lite and the brain training thing. All I can her is various people constantly going 'red, red, blue, black' etc at the top of their voices (Mrs TG is a firm believer in shouting at inanimate objects) in scouse accents.
I may kill someone. censored:
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Mrs TG bought her son (who is here with us for Xmas) a DS lite and the brain training thing. All I can her is various people constantly going 'red, red, blue, black' etc at the top of their voices (Mrs TG is a firm believer in shouting at inanimate objects) in scouse accents.
I may kill someone. censored:
I know what you mean, I popped over to see the kids and grandkids and they have one of those each, (the eldest 2) and they were yelling "Yellow" "Yellow" "Yellow". Like a stuck record. Still, result, I was invited to stay to lunch, and very nice it was too, and I still got home before Grumpy woke up, I can still hear him snoring as I type, (we are going through a rough patch, Doctor is refusing sleeping tablets, so he stays up all night and sleeps all day, whilst I am on the day shift.
I would not mind but I cannot fly both helicopters myself, and I want to see how they work when shot down. evil:
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noooo: Getting worried now... I will have to wake him in time for Dr Who!! whistle:
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We played Pass the Bomb earlier. The noise was deafening (also pissed people shouting) noooo:
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I got a 'grow your own perfect boyfriend kit' noooo:. You know one of those things you put in water and watch expand - quite impressive if that is meant to be a man lol:
However take it out and he starts to shrink and shrivel cry:
I am sure it will be really useful noooo:
All other presents were either useful or lovely - so no complaints really.
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I got a 'grow your own perfect boyfriend kit' noooo:. You know one of those things you put in water and watch expand - quite impressive if that is meant to be a man lol:
However take it out and he starts to shrink and shrivel cry:
Cold weather prolly... whistle:
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I got a 'grow your own perfect boyfriend kit' noooo:. You know one of those things you put in water and watch expand - quite impressive if that is meant to be a man lol:
However take it out and he starts to shrink and shrivel cry:
Cold weather prolly... whistle:
Let's hope he's.............organic eyes:
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I got a 'grow your own perfect boyfriend kit' noooo:. You know one of those things you put in water and watch expand - quite impressive if that is meant to be a man lol:
However take it out and he starts to shrink and shrivel cry:
Cold weather prolly... whistle:
Let's hope he's.............organic eyes:
eyes:
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You know one of those things you put in water and watch expand - quite impressive if that is meant to be a man
However take it out and he starts to shrink and shrivel
It's the opposite with me. noooo:
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You know one of those things you put in water and watch expand - quite impressive if that is meant to be a man
However take it out and he starts to shrink and shrivel
It's the opposite with me. noooo:
rubschin:
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May I recommend a visit to the Norwegian department of the Comedy Room. A second opinion would be value
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I got a 'grow your own perfect boyfriend kit' noooo:. You know one of those things you put in water and watch expand - quite impressive if that is meant to be a man lol:
However take it out and he starts to shrink and shrivel cry:
I am sure it will be really useful noooo:
All other presents were either useful or lovely - so no complaints really.
Sounds quite authentic really. confused:
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Quite sure. But I may test it outside tomorrow. Report on Chinese lunch will follow rubschin:
Well I'm waiting tunble:
Talk of a fun evening with Norwegians is no substitute you know.
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Well we wre very late, becuase we left late and Mrs Nick forgot to take their address with us, so we ended up in the right road and she knocked on a door. A bewildered and alarmed looking woman opened it and Mrs Nick explianed she had the wrong house and did the woman have any CHinese neighbours. SHe had the door shut in her face. I tried directory enquiries and discovered them to be ex-directory. So we wandered about a bit more till they saw us out of their window. noooo:
Spring rolls, pork, prawns, crispy duck in pancakes. Not festive but very authentic. Conversation stilted as lady of the house spent the entire time in the kitchen (cooking fast and fresh) and Mr House had limited English.
We left and stopped off (briefly, but actually for four hours) at some other friends who had a houseful of pissed Norwegians, I know not why and no one ever explained. That was when the fun started lol:
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So you never got to cook a goose or anything then?
As opposed to cooking your goose ~ if you see what I mean confused:
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Nio, I quite miss the cooking bit. I shall do someting interesting tomorrow. ;)
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Mrs TMR got me a blood pressure tester sad24:
I got her an anti snoring device scared:
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Oh Dear noooo:
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TMR junior is out for the night and Mrs TMR and I have just feasted on the finest Indian cuisine in the Haweli of Belmont (only curry house open for miles around) - Mrs TMR now luxuriating in a hot scented bath, I am instructed to join in about ten minutes. Then, retire to the slumber pit, where I intend to find out other uses for the "Perfet Touch" personal massager that I also gave her eyes:
Unless, of course, the King Prawn phall takes revenge early...
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A grow your own sheep thing, it sort of grows from crystals or sumfink, I gave it to the granddaughter
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TMR junior is out for the night and Mrs TMR and I have just feasted on the finest Indian cuisine in the Haweli of Belmont (only curry house open for miles around) - Mrs TMR now luxuriating in a hot scented bath, I am instructed to join in about ten minutes. Then, retire to the slumber pit, where I intend to find out other uses for the "Perfet Touch" personal massager that I also gave her eyes:
Unless, of course, the King Prawn phall takes revenge early...
So it could turn out to be a Happy Christmas after all. And they call me a dirty dog eyes:
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A grow your own sheep thing, it sort of grows from crystals or sumfink, I gave it to the granddaughter
Some b@st@rd always gives at least one of my children one of those "Archaeologist" kits where "buried treasures" have to be excavated from a block of what looks like stone but is some kind of plaster/sand mixture. The kid spends hours covering every surface with a fine dust as they scrape away with the provided "pick" only to discover that the "treasure" consists of three or four nasty cheap plastic toy "artifacts" that they would have been disappointed to find in a cracker. This year we have two such to contend with and I know there will be huge disappointment at the end of the day ~ but how can you take it away from the child? To watch the excitement as they start turn to despair at the "finds" is frankly heartbreaking. Banghead
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A grow your own sheep thing, it sort of grows from crystals or sumfink, I gave it to the granddaughter
Some b@st@rd always gives at least one of my children one of those "Archaeologist" kits where "buried treasures" have to be excavated from a block of what looks like stone but is some kind of plaster/sand mixture. The kid spends hours covering every surface with a fine dust as they scrape away with the provided "pick" only to discover that the "treasure" consists of three or four nasty cheap plastic toy "artifacts" that they would have been disappointed to find in a cracker. This year we have two such to contend with and I know there will be huge disappointment at the end of the day ~ but how can you take it away from the child? To watch the excitement as they start turn to despair at the "finds" is frankly heartbreaking. Banghead
Can’t you just smash it with a hammer and say ‘there you go!’ whistle:
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A grow your own sheep thing, it sort of grows from crystals or sumfink, I gave it to the granddaughter
Some b@st@rd always gives at least one of my children one of those "Archaeologist" kits where "buried treasures" have to be excavated from a block of what looks like stone but is some kind of plaster/sand mixture. The kid spends hours covering every surface with a fine dust as they scrape away with the provided "pick" only to discover that the "treasure" consists of three or four nasty cheap plastic toy "artifacts" that they would have been disappointed to find in a cracker. This year we have two such to contend with and I know there will be huge disappointment at the end of the day ~ but how can you take it away from the child? To watch the excitement as they start turn to despair at the "finds" is frankly heartbreaking. Banghead
Can’t you just smash it with a hammer and say ‘there you go!’ whistle:
And you could do that to a six year old who, in his imagination, thinks he is going to find "real buried treasure"?
You are worse that I thought ~ much worse .... I can see you now, laughing as you throw Tiny Tim's crutch on the fire.
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On the subject of worst pressies ~ why would anyone (BiL) give me "Miller's Guide to Antiques 2008"? ~ Most of our furniture came from Ikea or "sales" at house clearence places. My ex-wife took everything I had of any value including all items passed on by my parents and grandparents (On the "Before it's too late Dear I like you to have this" basis).
The only fvcking antique in this kennel is me and, as wives (Ex and current) have both stated many times, I'm worth damn all. cussing:
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A grow your own sheep thing, it sort of grows from crystals or sumfink, I gave it to the granddaughter
Some b@st@rd always gives at least one of my children one of those "Archaeologist" kits where "buried treasures" have to be excavated from a block of what looks like stone but is some kind of plaster/sand mixture. The kid spends hours covering every surface with a fine dust as they scrape away with the provided "pick" only to discover that the "treasure" consists of three or four nasty cheap plastic toy "artifacts" that they would have been disappointed to find in a cracker. This year we have two such to contend with and I know there will be huge disappointment at the end of the day ~ but how can you take it away from the child? To watch the excitement as they start turn to despair at the "finds" is frankly heartbreaking. Banghead
Can’t you just smash it with a hammer and say ‘there you go!’ whistle:
And you could do that to a six year old who, in his imagination, thinks he is going to find "real buried treasure"?
You are worse that I thought ~ much worse .... I can see you now, laughing as you throw Tiny Tim's crutch on the fire.
You know it makes sense in the long run... Why drag out the discomfort? whistle:
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A grow your own sheep thing, it sort of grows from crystals or sumfink, I gave it to the granddaughter
Some b@st@rd always gives at least one of my children one of those "Archaeologist" kits where "buried treasures" have to be excavated from a block of what looks like stone but is some kind of plaster/sand mixture. The kid spends hours covering every surface with a fine dust as they scrape away with the provided "pick" only to discover that the "treasure" consists of three or four nasty cheap plastic toy "artifacts" that they would have been disappointed to find in a cracker. This year we have two such to contend with and I know there will be huge disappointment at the end of the day ~ but how can you take it away from the child? To watch the excitement as they start turn to despair at the "finds" is frankly heartbreaking. Banghead
Can’t you just smash it with a hammer and say ‘there you go!’ whistle:
And you could do that to a six year old who, in his imagination, thinks he is going to find "real buried treasure"?
You are worse that I thought ~ much worse .... I can see you now, laughing as you throw Tiny Tim's crutch on the fire.
You know it makes sense in the long run... Why drag out the discomfort? whistle:
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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TMR junior is out for the night and Mrs TMR and I have just feasted on the finest Indian cuisine in the Haweli of Belmont (only curry house open for miles around) - Mrs TMR now luxuriating in a hot scented bath, I am instructed to join in about ten minutes. Then, retire to the slumber pit, where I intend to find out other uses for the "Perfet Touch" personal massager that I also gave her eyes:
Unless, of course, the King Prawn phall takes revenge early...
So it could turn out to be a Happy Christmas after all. And they call me a dirty dog eyes:
Personal massager worked a bit too well and after ten minutes of massaging her back, she was snoring away. And I didn't even have time to her the anti snoring device on Banghead
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Exactly… as I was just explaining to Snoopy, life is one big disappointment… it is foolish to set your expectations too high… whistle:
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Ten minutes on her back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeek:
Report to the biology department immediately young man! ~ On her back indeed. ::)
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Ten minutes on her back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeek:
Report to the biology department immediately young man! ~ On her back indeed. ::)
lol: lol: lol:
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Ten minutes on her back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeek:
Report to the biology department immediately young man! ~ On her back indeed. ::)
There really is no need to be crude about a device intended to massage the back, shoulders and temples. Filthy hound!
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<snigger>
We've all used that story at one time or another "I thought it would help you relax dear" whistle:
Ply her with Gin first is my advice ~ they tend to become much more adventurous when they've had a few sips. ;)
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Ply her with Rohypnol first is my advice ~ they tend to become much more adventurous when they've had a few sips. ;)
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Ply her with Rohypnol first is my advice ~ they tend to become much more adventurous when they've had a few sips. ;)
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Tsk! Playing with my quotes now ~ are there no depths you will not plumb?
No, No. Don't answer ~ we all know noooo:
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Ply her with Rohypnol first is my advice ~ they tend to become much more adventurous when they've had a few sips. ;)
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Tsk! Playing with my quotes now ~ are there no depths you will not plumb?
No, No. Don't answer ~ we all know noooo:
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point:
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I'm stiff
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A grow your own sheep thing, it sort of grows from crystals or sumfink, I gave it to the granddaughter
Grow your own sheep? rubschin:
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I'm stiff
The answer to that lies in your own hands ~ or did you want a sheep as well?
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It was the Official Boxing Day Walk. Three hours, then 2 hours in the pub then back to someone's for vino collapso and ribald jokes. I forget what time we got home. I have just realised that my car is about three miles from here. I shall go for a nice walk to retrieve it.
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Details please Nick.
Mr Beelzebub's view on current Christmas times :- http://www.barrybeelzebub.co.uk/
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I'm worth damn all. cussing:
Nonsense, you are priceless.
At least that is what it tells me to say in my 2008 "Dr Doolittle annual".
Not only should you now feel better, but your milk yield should increase. ;D
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I'm worth damn all. cussing:
Nonsense, you are priceless.
At least that is what it tells me to say in my 2008 "Dr Doolittle annual".
Not only should you now feel better, but your milk yield should increase. ;D
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A giver am I. Got the son a Nintendo Wii, purchased at half price before they pretended to sell out. It rocks, good for fitness and stuff. Best present i ever
got gave!
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Well, that's Christmas over.
All went well, we all ate and drank too much (as you should), the children were pleased with their presents, my mother only got grumpy once and it wasn't when we fleeced her at cards and my brother and his son were happy to sleep on the floor.
I chickened out of having goose and cooked a turkey, although I did buy some goose fat to cook the roasties in happy088 The Christmas Eve gammon got the thumbs up as well.
No TV (except Doctor Who)
And not a thought about work. cloud9:
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PERFICK!
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We used Mrs. Barman’s second present (a pasta making machine) to make supper last night… whistle:
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What did you have?
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What did you have?
Pasta... ::)
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Did she like this year's gifts?
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Did she like this year's gifts?
Oh yes... cloud9:
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Better than last years?
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Better than last years?
rubschin:
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A leaf blower and a pasta maker ~ by 'eck BM...... you know the way to make a girl feel special you do.
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We used Mrs. Barman’s second present (a pasta making machine) to make supper last night… whistle:
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A leaf blower and a pasta maker ~ by 'eck BM...... you know the way to make a girl feel special you do.
Thank you... cloud9:
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Yeah, heard she spends a lot of time shouting at you Mr TG cloud9:
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Having been pointed to Barry Beelzebub by TMR's 'ahem' on another thread I noticed this little paragraph:
I’D GOT so bored with turkey that I insisted that we should have goose for Christmas this year. Big mistake.
I swear I carried seven roasting trays full of fat out of the kitchen while the beast was in the oven (yes, of course you can rub it on your chest when you get a cold – if you’re certifiable), the whole house is now clad in a clammy emulsion of goose, and the damn thing didn’t really eat that well – too rich and still, unbelievably, too greasy.
I'm glad I went for the turkey. ;D
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Long live the arras!!
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Long live the arras!!
You've taken up darts? eeek:
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Long live the arras!!
You've taken up darts? eeek:
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Long live the arras!!
You've taken up darts? eeek:
If Nick has taken up darts I think I'll move somewhere safer like downtown Bagdhad scared2:
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My sister excelled herself with her customary tat from overseas business trips.
For me:
1. A hat that doesn't fit (to go with last year's hat that doesn't fit)
2. Two key rings (like I don't have enough key rings)
3. A box of Chinese chocolates that contain 90% hydrogenated fat and sawdust (probably)
For the daughter:
1. A pair of slippers two sizes too big
2. A dress one year too small
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Hi Barman
Just popped into see what pressies other people got! What's the house white wine like ?
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Welcome DWW. Do we know you?
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Hi Barman
Just popped into see what pressies other people got! What's the house white wine like ?
Welcome! cloud9:
The wine is shite - fancy a Bishop's Finger instead? whistle:
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Welcome DWW. Do we know you?
I do... whistle:
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Well we all do now ~ welcome aboard.
Problem with the "House Wine" is that BM trod the grapes himself and failed to take his socks off. whistle:
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In that case I better order something else. Don't like beer, sorry! (Though hubby did get a pressie of some bottles of Xmas Pudding beer and that was rather nice. Perhaps I should have posted this on a best Xmas pressie thread!) . . . . Can you mix a decent brandysour BM - if not perhaps LL can?
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In that case I better order something else. Don't like beer, sorry! (Though hubby did get a pressie of some bottles of Xmas Pudding beer and that was rather nice. Perhaps I should have posted this on a best Xmas pressie thread!) . . . . Can you mix a decent brandysour BM - if not perhaps LL can?
No... I can make beer tho... whistle:
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Oh give the gal a shandy whilst I nip down to the supermarket for a bottle of wine. ::)
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Oh give the gal a shandy whilst I nip down to the supermarket for a bottle of wine. ::)
No more than a fiver mind! cussing:
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Oh give the gal a shandy whilst I nip down to the supermarket for a bottle of wine. ::)
No more than a fiver mind! cussing:
That much eeek:
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Oh give the gal a shandy whilst I nip down to the supermarket for a bottle of wine. ::)
No more than a fiver mind! cussing:
That much eeek:
New member... ;)
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That shandy was nice but as I may be popping in regularly - could become by 'local' - can I respectfully request that you stock up on that organic white wine that I like to throw down my throat . . . sorry, I mean sip in a ladylike fashion!
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That shandy was nice but as I may be popping in regularly - could become by 'local' - can I respectfully request that you stock up on that organic white wine that I like to throw down my throat . . . sorry, I mean sip in a ladylike fashion!
Snoopy is making buying some as we speak… whistle:
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That shandy was nice but as I may be popping in regularly - could become by 'local' - can I respectfully request that you stock up on that organic white wine that I like to throw down my throat . . . sorry, I mean sip in a ladylike fashion!
Snoopy is making buying some as we speak… whistle:
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That shandy was nice but as I may be popping in regularly - could become by 'local' - can I respectfully request that you stock up on that organic white wine that I like to throw down my throat . . . sorry, I mean sip in a ladylike fashion!
Snoopy is making buying some as we speak… whistle:
redface:
It'll be fine... whistle:
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What will be fine?
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What will be fine?
Um, nothing... you'll like it... whistle:
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that organic white that I like to throw down my throat . .
Welcome young lady.
I see you may be a source of some good lines. whistle:
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It's almost a Wenchyism! noooo:
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Too easy... noooo:
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Soon I won't be needed. sad24:
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What do you mean, "soon"? eveilgrin:
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Soon I won't be needed. sad24:
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There's still the toilets... whistle:
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I don't do toilets you know that! That's why we employed Snoopy!
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evil: The Truth at Last!
"We need a guard dog" you said, "he's cute" you said and all along you just wanted a bog brush. cussing:
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If that was the case a Wire-haired Fox Terrier might have been a better choice. ;)
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rubschin:
TBH Uncle I think that a Beagle, being a Fox Hunting Hound was much the same sort of thing. Not terrible bright really.
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If that was the case a Wire-haired Fox Terrier might have been a better choice. ;)
Or Basil Brush?
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evil: The Truth at Last!
"We need a guard dog" you said, "he's cute" you said and all along you just wanted a bog brush. cussing:
It's true!
Although you could make a bit more of an effort when licking under the rim.
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Wait until DS sees that one
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[snigger]
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I now have a tea splattered screen evil:
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Why? eeek:
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Why? eeek:
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Why? eeek:
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redface:
Riming?
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redface:
Riming?
redface:
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redface:
Riming?
redface:
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Yes... point:
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redface:
Riming?
redface:
Yep! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Flaughing024.gif&hash=706a9ef9064d69f629dc8c75b661c5edcecff3d6)
redface:
Oppps.
redface:
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redface:
Riming?
redface:
Yep! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Flaughing024.gif&hash=706a9ef9064d69f629dc8c75b661c5edcecff3d6)
redface:
Oppps.
redface:
Poor Wenchy... happy100
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Wenchyism #498 eeek:
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I'm sooooooooooooooooooo glad to have you back Petal. lol:
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Why do I do it to myself? You'd think by now I would learn to think before posting and try and see what possible filth it could contain. doh:
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Maintain your purity of mind and leave the other stuff to us whistle:
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You just enjoy watching me drop clangers right and left with no regard for my own reputation.
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Correct.
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Ah, clangers. Bring back memories.
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I liked the Soup Dragon best
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Dragon soup? Are the dragons kept in humane conditions or are they battery dragons?
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evil: The Truth at Last!
"We need a guard dog" you said, "he's cute" you said and all along you just wanted a bog brush. cussing:
It's true!
Although you could make a bit more of an effort when licking under the rim.
Sorry, just back from PC World with my replacement keyboard.
The rest of you seem to have dealt with the Wenchism without my help. happy001
I was a bit disappointed that nobody mentioned bleach though. noooo:
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evil: The Truth at Last!
"We need a guard dog" you said, "he's cute" you said and all along you just wanted a bog brush. cussing:
It's true!
Although you could make a bit more of an effort when licking under the rim.
Sorry, just back from PC World with my replacement keyboard.
The rest of you seem to have dealt with the Wenchism without my help. happy001
I was a bit disappointed that nobody mentioned bleach though. noooo:
It was a tough job DS ............ but somebody had to do it. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Flaughing013.gif&hash=2aecd0af5775252e25c43922f0bf0fa84f0266f0)