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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 11:51:55 AM
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One of my home brews has just gone off bang ? literally - and blown the top off the containment vessel (cool box) that was supposed to keep the beer in if the worst happened. shocked003
Now have beer all over garage and a nice ?cascade? effect from the garage ceiling? noooo:
Mrs. Barman will kill me. scared2:
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If I made beer that would happen to me. Which is why I don't. drumroll:
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Oh what a frightful mess. And probably an unpleasant aroma too. I mentioned this to Dorothy and she recommends some rubber gloves and some Flash. Good luck.
We once had a similar incident with a Christmas Pudding we were boiling. We still have a mark on the kitchen ceiling, but we try not to talk about it. Actually, we try not to talk about quite a lot of things. Dorothy says that "careless talk costs lives", but she has a long memory.
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One of my home brews has just gone off bang ? literally - and blown the top off the containment vessel (cool box) that was supposed to keep the beer in if the worst happened. shocked003
Now have beer all over garage and a nice ?cascade? effect from the garage ceiling? noooo:
Mrs. Barman will kill me. scared2:
STOP PRESS!
Terror cell discovered (by accident) when the fiendish bomb making factory blew up killing a canary, seriously frightening the cat and causing a wireless operator at GCHQ to fall off his stool!
Neighbours were quoted as saying "And they seemed such a nice couple.. doesn't bear thinking about.. was a bit strange tho.. always fiddling with computers and boxes of cables.. had to be up to no good"
The Syrian Embassy denied any connection with the terror cell and denounced the barbaric use of alcohol as a weapon against Islam, reports of a local fall-out of Pork Scratchings was thought to be malicious gossip.
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If I made beer that would happen to me.
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What, she would blast you all over the garage ceiling?
I can see I have underestimated the lady. scared2:
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Oh what a frightful mess. And probably an unpleasant aroma too.
Actually the smell is rather pleasant ? but I feel very thirsty now? noooo:
I'm ignoring the mess - hoping it will go away... whistle:
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It doesn't it goes sticky and then it is even more difficult to clean up. Run along now and find a mop.
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It doesn't it goes sticky and then it is even more difficult to clean up. Run along now and find a mop.
Surely the flies will eat it? whistle:
Anyway, the good news is that it has done wonders for my karma ? no more free-fall. ;D
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Well if you can salvage any of the brew you could always try flogging it as a Bombardier knock off lol:
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Well if you can salvage any of the brew you could always try flogging it as a Bombardier knock off lol:
There are still another twelve litres out there ? but I?ve reinforced the containment vessel now. happy088
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I was left to my own brand of cooking point: I got myself a Fray Bentos steak and kidney pud in a tin, and put it on the stove, I had made a small hole in the lid as the instructions said on the tin, placed the whole thing in a large pot of boiling water, job done. So off I went to watch the telly while my dinner was cooking. About 20 minuets later there was a very loud bang from the kitchen, I thought the window had blown shut in the wind. When I went into the kitchen to dish up my pud, I found it all over the kitchen, the bastard thing had exploded, it took me all weekend to clean up the mess, when my wife got home she was delighted I had kept the kitchen so clean whistle:
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I just drank the first batch of (non exploded) beer!
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And I hope you feel duly purged after it. lol:
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Completely... noooo:
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I made chili for supper last night ~ similar result!
I think the world just fell out of my bottom sad32:
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I made chili for supper last night ~ similar result!
I think the world just fell out of my bottom sad32:
Er..'scuse... Don't you mean the botto...... Oh! I see what you mean redface:
Odd coincidence, I feel rather delicate today too............. Wonder why?
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I made chili for supper last night ~ similar result!
I think the world just fell out of my bottom sad32:
I notice Barman also has "Ring of fire" on the jukebox.
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I made chili for supper last night ~ similar result!
I think the world just fell out of my bottom sad32:
I notice Barman also has "Ring of fire" on the jukebox.
6d to you...
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I notice Barman also has "Ring of fire" on the jukebox.
Ring sting you make my heart sing! whistle:
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I fear my head will explode today?
Went to this charity thing last night? booze and curry in order to raise money for an orphanage or some such.
One of the features was a bottle tombola ? everybody brings a bottle and then you buy a ticket for ?1 an win something that somebody else found at the back of their cupboard. So at some point late in the evening somebody realised that there would be no point buying more booze from the bar when we had a table covered in ?prizes?? noooo:
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I notice Barman also has "Ring of fire" on the jukebox.
Ring sting you make my heart sing! whistle:
lol:
"She'll be cumin round the mountain when she comes."
"On top of old smokey"
etc etc . . .
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Just in time for LL's return whistle:
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Just in time for LL's return whistle:
Oh noes... noooo:
I learnt from my mistakes like - it is now in pressure barrels with a pressure relief valve... cloud9:
In fact, I was just thinking of trying a pint - it has been in there three weeks now... whistle:
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eeek: OMG! eeek:
It is wonderful! cloud9:
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char048
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char048
No, honest - it is top stuff! Thumbs:
Woodforde's Wherry (http://www.brewuk.co.uk/store/beerkits/woodfordes/woodfordes-wherry-bitter-3kg-40pt.html) - Under 60p/pint... cool14:
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char048
Is that the "hoppy nose"?
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char048
Is that the "hoppy nose"?
lol: lol: lol:
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Just in time for LL's return whistle:
Oh noes... noooo:
I learnt from my mistakes like - it is now in pressure barrels with a pressure relief valve... cloud9:
...said a spokesman for the Fukushima nuclear plant
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LL is faced with people having the squits from where she takes off and from where she lands noooo:
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LL is faced with people having the squits from where she takes off and from where she lands noooo:
rubschin:
Gatwick = Shitehole
Pissouri = Shitehole
If I understand you right.
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Oh I do enjoy a thick, creamy head.... cloud9:
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Mr Thread?
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Mr Thread?
Wha...? Shrugs:
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Miss D will explain when she regains consciousness ::)
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rubschin:
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rubschin:
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happy001
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Bring the beer to here ..................all the bars have to strike monday .........we could earn a few quid ........ rubschin:
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Bring the beer to here ..................all the bars have to strike monday .........we could earn a few quid ........ rubschin:
No way! evil:
It is all mine! cloud9:
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Bring the beer to here ..................all the bars have to strike monday .........we could earn a few quid ........ rubschin:
No way! evil:
It is all mine! cloud9:
Tight ass................ noooo:
Wot are me n Baldy gonna do.......... rubschin:
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Bring the beer to here ..................all the bars have to strike monday .........we could earn a few quid ........ rubschin:
No way! evil:
It is all mine! cloud9:
Tight ass................ noooo:
Wot are me n Baldy gonna do.......... rubschin:
Eat cake...? Shrugs:
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Bring the beer to here ..................all the bars have to strike monday .........we could earn a few quid ........ rubschin:
No way! evil:
It is all mine! cloud9:
Tight ass................ noooo:
Wot are me n Baldy gonna do.......... rubschin:
Eat cake...? Shrugs:
Party at yours you say............ cloud9:
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Bring the beer to here ..................all the bars have to strike monday .........we could earn a few quid ........ rubschin:
No way! evil:
It is all mine! cloud9:
Tight ass................ noooo:
Wot are me n Baldy gonna do.......... rubschin:
Suggest you sign up for BM's evening classes in "Forward Planning" ........ only 50 euros per hour or part thereof (each)
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Bring the beer to here ..................all the bars have to strike monday .........we could earn a few quid ........ rubschin:
No way! evil:
It is all mine! cloud9:
Tight ass................ noooo:
Wot are me n Baldy gonna do.......... rubschin:
Suggest you sign up for BM's evening classes in "Forward Planning" ........ only 50 euros per hour or part thereof (each)
lol: lol: lol: Thumbs:
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I nearly fell over yer bloody sign Barman
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That sign was outside the pub I was in yesterday. rubschin:
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Did they put it out before you started drinking, or during point:
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Oi! ;D
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I nearly fell over yer bloody sign Barman
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lol: lol: lol:
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The latest batch of BM's homebrew look.........................lively... scared2:
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The latest batch of BM's homebrew look.........................lively... scared2:
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Shocked: