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Title: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2007, 11:30:00 AM
All nice and ready like.
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2007, 11:44:46 AM
We are all being dragged off to Scallypool to see Dr Doolittle. Tommy Steele is in it eeek:

I looked him up. He is 71 eeek:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2007, 11:52:47 AM
Possibility of adding 'I was there the night Tommy Steele died' to your portfolio of celebrity meetings then?  whistle:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2007, 11:58:43 AM
I wouldn't rule it out evil:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2007, 12:14:19 PM
I thought he was already dead.  redface:

Tommy not Nick I mean.

Nick obviously displays most of the characteristics of a living, sentient being.
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2007, 12:25:20 PM
Thanks evil:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2007, 12:27:38 PM
I thought he was already dead.  redface:

Tommy not Nick I mean.

Nick obviously displays most of the characteristics of a living, sentient being.
You're thinking of that other one that played the trumpet prolly...
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2007, 12:28:28 PM
Does Tommy play the trumpet then?
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2007, 12:30:10 PM
Does Tommy play the trumpet then?
At 71? A nebuliser is more likely...  noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2007, 12:31:28 PM
Does Tommy play the trumpet then?

No but Roy Castle did ~ and that would make as much sense as the rest of this thread
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2007, 12:33:17 PM
Oh yes, it was him.  rubschin:

I never liked him. Too cheerful.
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2007, 12:36:26 PM
And blamed his fatal illness on passive smoking from appearing in clubs where smoking was permitted. ::)
Total tosser IMHO
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2007, 12:38:24 PM
And blamed his fatal illness on passive smoking from appearing in clubs where smoking was permitted. ::)
Total tosser IMHO
He was a record Breaker tho...  whistle:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2007, 12:38:56 PM
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Throughout his adult life Roy Castle suffered from agoraphobia. For the greater part of his career as an entertainer he was unhindered by the condition - but his role as the main presenter of Record Breakers proved challenging at times. Unfortunately for Roy, many of the multi-person record-breaking attempts were recorded in the vast BBC TC1 studio at Television Centre. At 995 square metres (10,250 ft²), TC1 is one of the largest television studios in Europe. The prospect of several hundred hula-hooping schoolgirls or bagpiping soldiers inside a large studio would cause Roy great anxiety. However, he prided himself on being a professional entertainer and he improvised many novel ways of managing his condition. For example, when filming in TC1 he would arrange with the producer to have a large wicker laundry basket placed out of camera shot, into which he would dive to take refuge from his panic attacks. His co-host Cheryl Baker would often sit on the basket, thus providing Roy with the comforting knowledge that the lid could not be accidentally removed.[4]

 eeek:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2007, 12:42:27 PM
I can sympathise with that ~ and the desire to have Cheryl Baker sitting on my face. lol:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2007, 12:43:09 PM
Tsk noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2007, 12:46:34 PM
 redface:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.charity-golf.com%2FCheryl_Baker.jpg&hash=18100defdc22774f6eb623033dd9e64c1be6af4f)

Bet there are others here who harbour similar thoughts.
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2007, 12:51:43 PM
I can sympathise with that ~ and the desire to have Cheryl Baker sitting on my face. lol:
eyes:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2007, 12:52:41 PM
I can sympathise with that ~ and the desire to have Cheryl Baker sitting on my face. lol:
eyes:

Here you go BM ~ join me down Memory Lane
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CPUc5PbEh3E
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2007, 12:55:36 PM
Her real name is.............















wait for it





























Rita Crudgington eeek:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2007, 12:57:24 PM
I’d demand a basket with big gaps between the wicker…  whistle:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2007, 12:59:35 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV3Ib9gA.jpg&hash=7b6967e606a647d195b94b28aa8098f6686b5687) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV3Ib9gA)
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2007, 01:01:04 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2007, 01:26:08 PM
We are going to be late. It is faffing time evil:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2007, 01:33:38 PM
We are going to be late. It is faffing time evil:
Welcome to my world...  noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 28, 2007, 01:52:52 PM
I beat Roy Castle at tiddly-winks in the BBC cafeteria once...
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2007, 01:53:37 PM
While you're waiting
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eVddTjF-CEM

And his real name is Thomas Hicks
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2007, 01:54:06 PM
I beat Roy Castle at tiddly-winks in the BBC cafeteria once...

I'd have used a cricket bat  evil:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2007, 01:55:52 PM
And yet more for Nick to endure.

http://www.psychics.co.uk/celebrities/tommysteel.html
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 28, 2007, 02:07:42 PM
Oi! Leave Roy alone, he was alright! He even managed to get me a Blue Peter badge while I was there.
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2007, 02:10:56 PM
You come cheap ~ unless it was a Gold Blue Peter Badge ~ they are quite rare.
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 28, 2007, 02:16:37 PM
No, just the normal one - which I believe are still worth a little bit, IF I still had it...
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2007, 02:20:33 PM
Oi! Leave Roy alone, he was alright! He even managed to get me a Blue Peter badge while I was there.
A badge stealer too...  noooo:

Did he... ahem touch you in any way?  whistle:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2007, 02:21:03 PM
 lol: lol: point:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 28, 2007, 02:26:02 PM
Yes. His passion for life and humanity touched me deeply. I was about four for fuck's sake - all I knew was I beat him at tiddly-winks and he sorted out a badge because of that!

Wonder if he "did" things to Valerie Singleton to secure it...

Shame I don't still have the badge... It came to a very poor end...
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2007, 02:27:34 PM
Yes. His passion for life and humanity touched me deeply. I was about four for fuck's sake - all I knew was I beat him at tiddly-winks and he sorted out a badge because of that!

Wonder if he "did" things to Valerie Singleton to secure it...

Shame I don't still have the badge... It came to a very poor end...

 rubschin: You're really very young aren't you?
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 28, 2007, 03:40:40 PM
Yes. His passion for life and humanity touched me deeply. I was about four for fuck's sake - all I knew was I beat him at tiddly-winks and he sorted out a badge because of that!

Wonder if he "did" things to Valerie Singleton to secure it...

Shame I don't still have the badge... It came to a very poor end...

 rubschin: You're really very young aren't you?

Compared to you, yes. But there again, so is the Magna Carta.
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2007, 03:45:23 PM
Yes. His passion for life and humanity touched me deeply. I was about four for fuck's sake - all I knew was I beat him at tiddly-winks and he sorted out a badge because of that!

Wonder if he "did" things to Valerie Singleton to secure it...

Shame I don't still have the badge... It came to a very poor end...

 rubschin: You're really very young aren't you?

Compared to you, yes. But there again, so is the Magna Carta.
drumroll:
 point:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2007, 03:46:53 PM
Yes. His passion for life and humanity touched me deeply. I was about four for fuck's sake - all I knew was I beat him at tiddly-winks and he sorted out a badge because of that!

Wonder if he "did" things to Valerie Singleton to secure it...

Shame I don't still have the badge... It came to a very poor end...

 rubschin: You're really very young aren't you?

Compared to you, yes. But there again, so is the Magna Carta.
drumroll:
 point:

I dunno what you're laughing at oh he who attended school with Noah.
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 28, 2007, 03:55:54 PM
I did not mean to start a DS/Snoops battle - although it could be entertaining. Barman, where's the popcorn!

A shining wit against a ....

Young's o'clock...gotta go... whistle:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2007, 03:57:08 PM
I did not mean to start a DS/Snoops battle - although it could be entertaining. Barman, where's the popcorn!

A shining wit against a ....

Young's o'clock...gotta go... whistle:
Give my best to Mum.  ;)
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2007, 04:05:01 PM
Battle? Us? Don't be ridiculous  eeek:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 28, 2007, 04:07:35 PM
I did not mean to start a DS/Snoops battle - although it could be entertaining. Barman, where's the popcorn!

A shining wit against a ....

Young's o'clock...gotta go... whistle:
Give my best to Mum.  ;)

Will do - or at least to her urn. And get yourself off GOM, you don't know where some of them have been  lol:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2007, 04:09:04 PM
I did not mean to start a DS/Snoops battle - although it could be entertaining. Barman, where's the popcorn!

A shining wit against a ....

Young's o'clock...gotta go... whistle:
Give my best to Mum.  ;)

Will do - or at least to her urn. And get yourself off GOM, you don't know where some of them have been  lol:

 rubschin: I rather think we do.
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 28, 2007, 04:14:28 PM
I did not mean to start a DS/Snoops battle - although it could be entertaining. Barman, where's the popcorn!

A shining wit against a ....

Young's o'clock...gotta go... whistle:
Give my best to Mum.  ;)

Will do - or at least to her urn. And get yourself off GOM, you don't know where some of them have been  lol:

 rubschin: I rather think we do.

Errr...true.  lol:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2007, 08:09:57 PM
Tommy was in fine voice. But his dancing was.................delicate.

Crap musical. Nice elephant noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2007, 08:16:13 PM
Nice elephant
rubschin:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2007, 08:25:21 PM
Well it was!
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2007, 08:11:00 AM
Tommy was in fine voice. But his dancing was.................delicate.

Crap musical. Nice elephant noooo:
Not dead then?  noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2007, 05:52:15 PM
Possibility of adding 'I was there the night Tommy Steele died' to your portfolio of celebrity meetings then?  whistle:

We booked to see Ken Dodd on Tuesday night. The theatre has just phoned. WHole thing off. He has gone into hospital eeek:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2007, 07:29:20 PM
Possibility of adding 'I was there the night Tommy Steele died' to your portfolio of celebrity meetings then?  whistle:

We booked to see Ken Dodd on Tuesday night. The theatre has just phoned. WHole thing off. He has gone into hospital eeek:
So near... yet so far...  noooo:

I bet you had a box of Hobknobs ready too...  whistle:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2007, 07:36:46 PM
I checked, but he is still with us, just eeek:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2007, 07:39:17 PM
I checked, but he is still with us, just eeek:
It must be a nightmare for those New Years Eve obituary programmes to have someone selfishly clinging on like that…  noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2007, 07:40:57 PM
Quite so.

And just to remind you

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7114641.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7114641.stm)
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2007, 07:37:39 AM
Quite so.

And just to remind you

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7114641.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7114641.stm)
A busy year then…

Quite a few in there that I won’t miss terribly… and many I’d never heard of too…  noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2007, 07:49:12 AM
Ex-BBC DJ Greening dies aged 44

Source (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7165356.stm)

Another one...
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2007, 01:16:41 PM
As the New Year has started in New Zealand (much the same as this one apparently) do any ‘late falling’ Kiwis go into next year’s list?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2008, 01:10:34 PM
Come on Wench. Spill the beans!
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2008, 01:23:31 PM
She's not listening. Suspect Mr Wench may have commandeered the school laptop to prepare lessons or somesuch until he goes back Mon/Tues of this coming week.
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: tel on January 04, 2008, 01:34:09 PM
Schools gone back already around here, so he should have as well.
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2008, 01:35:42 PM
They start back on Monday hereabouts evil:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2008, 01:36:46 PM
Ours go back on Tuesday ~ Monday is yet another insect day (as my youngest once said)
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 04, 2008, 02:31:19 PM
They start back on Monday hereabouts evil:

They have an extra day here to learn hub-cap stealing, as it is not genetic  whistle:
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: tel on January 04, 2008, 02:33:57 PM
Wenchy has been very quiet of late - worrying.
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2008, 02:36:30 PM
Wenchy has been very quiet of late - worrying.

Humongous hangover I should think.
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 04, 2008, 02:47:36 PM
Wenchy has been very quiet of late - worrying.

Humongous hangover I should think.

Still hiding in the cupboard trying to count to 100 not realising the other kids have all left the party.
Title: Re: Wenchy's Welsh Christmas Woes thread
Post by: Bar Wench on January 07, 2008, 12:35:15 PM
Wenchy has been very quiet of late - worrying.

Humongous hangover I should think.

Still hiding in the cupboard trying to count to 100 not realising the other kids have all left the party.

 sad24: