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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on December 31, 2007, 09:53:17 AM
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New Year's resolutions anyone?
This about sums mine up - procrastination is my worst sin.
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Less booze, more exercise… whistle:
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Nope, I am already perfect. cloud9:
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Nope, I am already perfect. cloud9:
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It's true!!! Even Mr Wench says so!! cloud9:
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It's true!!! Even Mr Wench says so!! cloud9:
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Gets 'em every time.
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It's true!!! Even Mr Wench says so!! cloud9:
::) That was the booze talking... ::)
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It's true!!! Even Mr Wench says so!! cloud9:
::) That was the booze talking... ::)
Or fear. scared2:
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He's just well trained. redface:
He is at home cleaning and making birthday cake. redface:
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It's true!!! Even Mr Wench says so!! cloud9:
::) That was the booze talking... ::)
Or fear. scared2:
lol:
yes, she prolly had his are up his back at the time! point:
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yes, she prolly had his are up his back at the time! point:
rubschin:
A Welsh thing?
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He's just well trained. redface:
He is at home cleaning and making birthday cake. redface:
Ground glass, arsenic and suchlike
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Diet for me angry041:
Got to squeeze my fat little bot into the very espensive MOTB outift shortly scared2:
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MOTB? rubschin:
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MOTB? rubschin:
Mother Of Tony Blair?
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I have it on good authority that many MOTB has resorted to this discreet service.
http://www.corsetry-by-vanessa.co.uk/
Mother of the Bride Nick!
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If you cannot find exactly what you are looking for, please feel free to email me, with your corset ideas, and i will be able to make it for you, remember at Corsetry by Vanessa anything is possible!
Anything? eeek:
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Seaweed wraps can also take a couple of inches off that last for two or three days.
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Good Grief!
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I know. redface: Sometimes they are useful in an emergency though. redface:
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What kind of emergency requires seaweed? rubschin:
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Seaweed wraps can also take a couple of inches off that last for two or three days.
Tried those a few years ago - didn't like and felt incredibly silly in the cling film whistle:
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Cling film eeek:
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tango lessons
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Pardon?
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tango lessons
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Is that a promise ???????????
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tango lessons
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I am very close to convincing Mr Wench that dance lessons would be a good plan! cloud9:
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How close?
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Cling film eeek:
They either wrap you in cling film or bandages soaked in some secret miracle ingredient - either way you look a total nob head !
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How close?
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You do feel like a plonker during the wrapping stages but in emergency needs must!
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Is that a promise ???????????
I have the 'phone number of the teacher... whistle:
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tango lessons
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Is that a promise ???????????
I have the 'phone number of the teacher... whistle:
Just having it is no good! Phone it you idiot!
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Is that a promise ???????????
I have the 'phone number of the teacher... whistle:
Just having it is no good! Phone it you idiot!
I did 'phone it! whistle:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwVa06LSlxk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwVa06LSlxk)
Beware!
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I am very close to convincing Mr Wench that dance lessons would be a good plan! cloud9:
Well done you, make him do it smile:
BBB BM has been promising me Tango lessons for years now - promises promises and no action, welcome to my world!
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I was thinking more...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hn62Lo1gzvc
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It would be great if you did it. Imagine how impressive that would look at THE WEDDING!!! lol:
Mr Wench is an embarassment on the dance floor. I just want to be able to dance with him while keeping my toes intact.
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Or...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=It8IEGoLyKo
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Steel capped boots then
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwVa06LSlxk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwVa06LSlxk)
Beware!
Your parties look fun Mr. Nick !!!!
Makes my little escapade of jumping in next door neighbours pool last Feb look very tame noooo:
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Ahem. You jumped in a pool? Are we getting details of that incident?
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Ahem. You jumped in a pool? Are we getting details of that incident?
Thought you knew eeek:
Feb just gone, too much champagne cokctail equalled tiddled LL resulted in hairline fracture to heel and ankle plus torn medial tendons - fab night though, woke up wearring next doors neighbours underpants, but perhaps thats another story whistle:
BM - either, both tango otpions ....................... book it dano we'll need all the practise we can get eyes:
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woke up wearring next doors neighbours underpants, but perhaps thats another story
We all have plenty of time
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Ahem. You jumped in a pool? Are we getting details of that incident?
Thought you knew eeek:
Feb just gone, too much champagne cokctail equalled tiddled LL resulted in hairline fracture to heel and ankle plus torn medial tendons - fab night though, woke up wearring next doors neighbours underpants, but perhaps thats another story whistle:
How on earth did you mange to break things falling into a hole filled with water?
Also as Nick says, we have plenty of time. eveilgrin:
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Ahem. You jumped in a pool? Are we getting details of that incident?
Thought you knew eeek:
Feb just gone, too much champagne cokctail equalled tiddled LL resulted in hairline fracture to heel and ankle plus torn medial tendons - fab night though, woke up wearring next doors neighbours underpants, but perhaps thats another story whistle:
How on earth did you mange to break things falling into a hole filled with water?
Also as Nick says, we have plenty of time. eveilgrin:
Shallow end... ::)
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Must have been bloody shallow!
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Ahem. You jumped in a pool? Are we getting details of that incident?
Thought you knew eeek:
Feb just gone, too much champagne cocktail equalled tiddled LL resulted in hairline fracture to heel and ankle plus torn medial tendons - fab night though, woke up wearring next doors neighbours underpants, but perhaps thats another story whistle:
How on earth did you mange to break things falling into a hole filled with water?
Also as Nick says, we have plenty of time. eveilgrin:
Not falling jumping and as BM rightly states it was the shallow end noooo:
The waking up wearing male next door neighbours underpants came about because had to strip off and shower immediately afterwards (pools are **** cold in Feb even here) and as hadn't anticipated being such a silly B didn't bring a change of outfit with me - even managed to flood said neighbours bathroom because didn't notice they leave a plug in the shower when not in use ::) silly people themselves !!!
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So you went home in just a pair of Y fronts?
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Ahem. You jumped in a pool? Are we getting details of that incident?
Thought you knew eeek:
Feb just gone, too much champagne cocktail equalled tiddled LL resulted in hairline fracture to heel and ankle plus torn medial tendons - fab night though, woke up wearring next doors neighbours underpants, but perhaps thats another story whistle:
How on earth did you mange to break things falling into a hole filled with water?
Also as Nick says, we have plenty of time. eveilgrin:
Not falling jumping and as BM rightly states it was the shallow end noooo:
The waking up wearing male next door neighbours underpants came about because had to strip off and shower immediately afterwards (pools are **** cold in Feb even here) and as hadn't anticipated being such a silly B didn't bring a change of outfit with me - even managed to flood said neighbours bathroom because didn't notice they leave a plug in the shower when not in use ::) silly people themselves !!!
How did you manage to do all that with all the various breakages?
Do Epsom hospital know about THE WEDDING? Should they have prior warning?
Plug in the shower? IDIOTS!
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Has anyone ever made a New Years Day resolution and actually stuck to it?????
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Only the bad ones. Drink more red wine. Smoke a lot. That sort of thing. They really work!!
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Has anyone ever made a New Years Day resolution and actually stuck to it?????
rubschin:
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Has anyone ever made a New Years Day resolution and actually stuck to it?????
rubschin:
Use superglue on the hairpiece?
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Has anyone ever made a New Years Day resolution and actually stuck to it?????
Only not to make resolutions because I never get to day 3 without breaking them.
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Has anyone ever made a New Years Day resolution and actually stuck to it?????
rubschin:
Use superglue on the hairpiece?
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So you went home in just a pair of Y fronts?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo noooo:
Loaned male neighbours (clean) underpants, tracky bottoms and top but (shock horror) no bra because he didn't have a spare whistle:
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Ahem. You jumped in a pool? Are we getting details of that incident?
Thought you knew eeek:
Feb just gone, too much champagne cocktail equalled tiddled LL resulted in hairline fracture to heel and ankle plus torn medial tendons - fab night though, woke up wearring next doors neighbours underpants, but perhaps thats another story whistle:
How on earth did you mange to break things falling into a hole filled with water?
Also as Nick says, we have plenty of time. eveilgrin:
Not falling jumping and as BM rightly states it was the shallow end noooo:
The waking up wearing male next door neighbours underpants came about because had to strip off and shower immediately afterwards (pools are **** cold in Feb even here) and as hadn't anticipated being such a silly B didn't bring a change of outfit with me - even managed to flood said neighbours bathroom because didn't notice they leave a plug in the shower when not in use ::) silly people themselves !!!
How did you manage to do all that with all the various breakages?
Do Epsom hospital know about THE WEDDING? Should they have prior warning?
Plug in the shower? IDIOTS!
Was feeling no pain (just cold) at the time due to the copious amounts of alcohol already consumed which was the reason why the daft idea of jumping in the pool came about anyway redface:
Will be on my very best MOTB behaviour for the wedding - it's just BM's FOTB antics we'll have to watch out for on the day I think scared2: scared2:
Yeah putting plugs in showers is one of the most bonkers things - why?
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I think having Mrs Nick sectioned is becoming a priority! evil:
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I think having Mrs Nick sectioned is becoming a priority! evil:
Oh you don't really mean that - you'd miss her awfully sad24:
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No, it would be very peaceful. evil:
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No, it would be very peaceful. evil:
No you REALLY dont mean that I'm sure - think of how much hassle it would be having to drive back and forth for visiting hours, cooking your own meals, doing your own ironing and such like
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Okay how about coping with the boy and the cat ALL ON YOUR OWN then shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003
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