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Title: Landlady is here
Post by: Landlady on December 31, 2007, 12:31:49 PM
Hello my lovelies  razz:

Christmas festivities have been survived and only the New Year Eve celebrations left to be got through  scared2:
BBB BM and myself (plus a couple of other wrinklies from the village) are celebrating tonight by going up to one of the other villages in the mountains to eat,drink and be merry (again) and suffer the probable hangover on 1st Jan  whistle:
Christmas pressies this year from BM were inventive (means no sparkly jewelery in girl speak) and as you already know pressie 1 was road tested last night and home made spaghetti will be the food we will most probably be eating a great deal of in 2008.
Pressie 2 (the leaf blower/sucky thing) is a yet untested aside from the initial road test Christmas morning which failed it's trial run because as much as it sucked and chew up the leaves into itself little bag it then spat the buggers out again (albeit in smaller chunks) into the inner hallway. Methinks did BBB BM buy it from the Mr. Nick on line store  eyes:
I trust that all of you lovely people enjoyed happy family times and have exciting celebrations planned for tonight - didn't we say fancy dress in the bar is derigger today - the photo's should be very interesting  shocked003 
BBB BM is on strict orders to drink slowly (not glug glug as he normally does) so I'm hoping that he may remain sober until at least 10pm - fat chance eh!

Anyway for now send you all my love and best wishes
Let's hope 2008 is good for all of us .....................

xxx
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2007, 12:35:14 PM
Wenchy is coming as herself
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Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Snoopy on December 31, 2007, 12:35:34 PM
Bless you for your kind wishes ~ enjoy the festivities and hopefully we will see MORE of you in 2008  eyes:
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2007, 12:39:07 PM
Wenchy is coming as herself
rubschin:
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Landlady on December 31, 2007, 12:40:23 PM
Wenchy is coming as herself
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You are going to get a BIG BIG slap - yes that's two - one on the left ear from me and the other ont he right ear from Wenchy .....
Naughty Nick  noooo:
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Landlady on December 31, 2007, 12:41:06 PM
Bless you for your kind wishes ~ enjoy the festivities and hopefully we will see MORE of you in 2008  eyes:

More is the current figure - less is what is wanted (believe me) for 2008  razz:
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Bar Wench on December 31, 2007, 12:42:18 PM
Bad Nick!!! Smacked Nick!!


Christmas pressies this year from BM were inventive (means no sparkly jewelery in girl speak)

See, told you she would have been pleased with some sparkle!  point:
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2007, 12:42:47 PM
Buy her some fireworks eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2007, 12:43:01 PM
Bad Nick!!! Smacked Nick!!


Christmas pressies this year from BM were inventive (means no sparkly jewelery in girl speak)

See, told you she would have been pleased with some sparkle!  point:
She didn't say that...  whistle:
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Bar Wench on December 31, 2007, 12:46:31 PM
Bad Nick!!! Smacked Nick!!


Christmas pressies this year from BM were inventive (means no sparkly jewelery in girl speak)

See, told you she would have been pleased with some sparkle!  point:
She didn't say that...  whistle:

She said inventive. When one has to use such a word to describe gifts and then tacks on that there was no sparkly items it means she would have liked sparkly goods and that she was  eeek: when she opened her presents. You could save face by swearing to attend tango lessons.
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2007, 12:49:37 PM
Bad Nick!!! Smacked Nick!!


Christmas pressies this year from BM were inventive (means no sparkly jewelery in girl speak)

See, told you she would have been pleased with some sparkle!  point:
She didn't say that...  whistle:

She said inventive. When one has to use such a word to describe gifts and then tacks on that there was no sparkly items it means she would have liked sparkly goods and that she was  eeek: when she opened her presents. You could save face by swearing to attend tango lessons.
You might say that... I hear "blah, blah, blah, blah"  point:
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Bar Wench on December 31, 2007, 12:53:06 PM
Fine, never give a gift that she actually wants. Never know the appreciation. No skin off my nose.  point:
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2007, 12:57:43 PM
Fine, never give a gift that she actually wants. Never know the appreciation. No skin off my nose.  point:
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Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2007, 12:58:21 PM
Liposuction voucher would go down well from what I hear.
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Landlady on December 31, 2007, 01:16:47 PM
Liposuction voucher would go down well from what I hear.

Birthday's comeing around very soon - not a bad idea Mr. N
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2007, 01:17:43 PM
Liposuction voucher would go down well from what I hear.

Birthday's comeing around very soon - not a bad idea Mr. N
A fisheye lens would make you look slimmer...  whistle:
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2007, 01:18:19 PM
Just get one of those fairground mirrors
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2007, 04:00:15 PM
. .skin off my nose.
rubschin:

A nose job for a birthday present eh?

Interesting idea.
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2007, 07:22:47 PM
Transplant? noooo:
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2007, 08:59:52 PM
Transplant? noooo:
They aren't perfect

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Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2007, 09:54:59 PM
The reds X scared2:
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2007, 10:15:35 PM
The reds X scared2:

 evil: Try again  redface:



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Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2008, 09:20:33 AM
The reds X scared2:

 evil: Try again  redface:



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Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: ice and a slice on January 01, 2008, 02:17:05 PM
Hello Landlady!!  I hope you had a great night last night whilst carefully avoiding any pools.

I just cleaned our filter and the water was like ice.  Not nice falling in!  Not to mention the range of bugs that commit suicide by jumping in - and the bugs here are BIG!  Yeuch! sick2:
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Landlady on January 04, 2008, 07:32:11 AM
Just get one of those fairground mirrors


shocked003 Good job you are a long way away Mr. Nick or that comment would have earned you a MIGHTY slap  angry041:
Title: Re: Landlady is here
Post by: Landlady on January 04, 2008, 07:35:09 AM
Hello Landlady!!  I hope you had a great night last night whilst carefully avoiding any pools.

I just cleaned our filter and the water was like ice.  Not nice falling in!  Not to mention the range of bugs that commit suicide by jumping in - and the bugs here are BIG!  Yeuch! sick2:

Hi there I&C how the jolly devil are you?
Pool cleaning I don't do  noooo: isn't that what husbands were invented for  whistle:
We had a hedgepig fall in a few months ago which somehow managed to also biodegrade (to a point) took bloody ages to get all the little spiney things out - oh but it's a hard life over here isn't it  rubschin: