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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: LouBosse2000 on December 31, 2007, 07:30:26 PM
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Am I the only person in the world who cannot understand the fuss about new year????????? Will still have no money, not time and have to work too bloomin' hard in 2008. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . cussing:
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"Another year ~ same shit" ..... was what my elder daughter said to me on the 'phone not 15 minutes ago.
Seems you are not alone my friend, not by any means.
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"Another year ~ same shit" . . . . . was what my elder daughter said to me on the 'phone not 15 minutes ago.
Seems you are not alone my friend, not by any means.
You did a good job with that one, same thoughts here to be honest
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I am off to bed now!
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Am I the only person in the world who cannot understand the fuss about new year????????? Will still have no money, not time and have to work too bloomin' hard in 2008. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . cussing:
Well, if you need more money you can put in for extra hours down Rotterdam docks. Them oil tankers wont kick start themselves.
Plus loads of sailers need servicing. You know, bacon sarnies and similar. happy088
scared:
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Well Mr TG I gave up serving bacon sarnies to sailors and the like when I got promoted to a job in the red light district angel1
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How's the photography going?
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New Years Eve?
I thought it was feckin bonfire night!
Bah!
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Slowly Mr TG, how is your tackle this morning? 8)
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New year, new hangover... confused:
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New year, new hangover... confused:
happy100
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New year, new hangover... confused:
Nothing different then. noooo:
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New year, new hangover... confused:
happy100
Thanks you... I'm off out again now... noooo:
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'We' are not ready... noooo:
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My! my, what a bunch of grumpies we all are today.......lets see if we can change the mood and start off the new year by reminding you that Christmas will be back soon and Asda are already selling Christmas wrapping paper. So once more I ask you to join me in a short rendition of ou favourite Christmas Carol....'All together now.....
[Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Isn't that better, don't we all feel uplifted and full of joy now?
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My! my, what a bunch of grumpies we all are today.......lets see if we can change the mood and start off the new year by reminding you that Christmas will be back soon and Asda are already selling Christmas wrapping paper. So once more I ask you to join me in a short rendition of ou favourite Christmas Carol....'All together now.....
[Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Isn't that better, don't we all feel uplifted and full of joy now?
:lalalala
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GROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN! surrender:
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It'll soon be Easter. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . cloud9:
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In that case, let me be the first to offer you:
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In that case, let me be the first to offer you:
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Chocolate covered nuts!
Where is your finesse?
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When it comes to licking nuts I am the acknowledged expert around here matey ~ them cats only lick their arses. whistle:
Why only the other day .................................
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Ever the pantomime horse....
Q.'and why do dogs lick their balls?'
A. ............!
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Ever the pantomime horse....
Q.'and why do dogs lick their balls?'
A. ............!
Because they can!
And you can too ~ for a bonio lol:
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Just tried it.. the ambulance is enroute... sad32:
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doh:
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My old "Butch" Stafford dog was quietly licking his balls wistfully watched by my friend Alf.
"I wish I could do that" he said.
"You can try, but he might bite you." I said.
HAPPY NEW YEAR to all our READERS !
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My old "Butch" Stafford dog was quietly licking his balls wistfully watched by my friend Alf.
"I wish I could do that" he said.
"You can try, but he might bite you." I said.
HAPPY NEW YEAR to all our READERS !
Working on the headstone inscription again Moz?
Happy New year anyway. ;)
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You can't beat us old ones..
and a Happy New Year to you all
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You can't beat us old ones..
and a Happy New Year to you all
Haven't we done this merryment stuff already? rubschin:
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We have indeed. Now let's get back to being annoyed. I am annoyed at all the merriment evil:
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We have indeed. Now let's get back to being annoyed. I am annoyed at all the merriment evil:
Me too! Banghead
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You can't beat us old ones..
and a Happy New Year to you all
Haven't we done this merryment stuff already? rubschin:
I think not, did anyone hear me mention 'Jingle bells?'
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We have indeed. Now let's get back to being annoyed. I am annoyed at all the merriment evil:
Me too! Banghead
Does that hurt?
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We have indeed. Now let's get back to being annoyed. I am annoyed at all the merriment evil:
Me too! Banghead
Does that hurt?
Only the first few times... noooo:
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The sun is shining and all is well here. whistle: cloud9:
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We have wind. Lots of wind
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The sun is shining and all is well here. whistle: cloud9:
'tis shining here too... whistle:
No reason to be happy tho... noooo:
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Our diet and new fitness regime started today… poor dog was dragged up to the headland first thing (we normally just take him once a day in the evening) and still hasn’t recovered… noooo:
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Our diet and new fitness regime started today… poor dog was dragged up to the headland first thing (we normally just take him once a day in the evening) and still hasn’t recovered… noooo:
Don't worry ~ these resolutions never get past the 12th January or the first bottle of wine ~ whichever comes sooner
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We have wind. Lots of wind
Is that related to the vomiting mentioned elsewhere? Or have you been eating too many beans?
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It's a bit blustery here too. Couple more knots and they'll be stopping the energy producing windmills out in the bay. The turbines can't cope in a gale apparently.
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Our diet and new fitness regime started today… poor dog was dragged up to the headland first thing (we normally just take him once a day in the evening) and still hasn’t recovered… noooo:
Don't worry ~ these resolutions never get past the 12th January or the first bottle of wine ~ whichever comes sooner
Normally the case but ‘we’ have that Mother of the bride outfit to fit into in May… noooo:
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Our diet and new fitness regime started today… poor dog was dragged up to the headland first thing (we normally just take him once a day in the evening) and still hasn’t recovered… noooo:
Don't worry ~ these resolutions never get past the 12th January or the first bottle of wine ~ whichever comes sooner
Normally the case but ‘we’ have that Mother of the bride outfit to fit into in May… noooo:
Would it not look better on the Landlady? whistle:
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Our diet and new fitness regime started today… poor dog was dragged up to the headland first thing (we normally just take him once a day in the evening) and still hasn’t recovered… noooo:
Don't worry ~ these resolutions never get past the 12th January or the first bottle of wine ~ whichever comes sooner
Normally the case but ‘we’ have that Mother of the bride outfit to fit into in May… noooo:
Would it not look better on the Landlady? whistle:
doh:
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We have wind. Lots of wind
You could try "wind eaze" or "Deflatine" I am assured that they both work well for wind.
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We have wind. Lots of wind
You could try "wind eaze" or "Deflatine" I am assured that they both work well for wind.
I thought you were going to SA? rubschin:
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My Birthday is not an opportunity to off load unwanted Christmas gifts and chocolate!!!! evil:
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WENCHY cloud9:
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My Birthday is not an opportunity to off load unwanted Christmas gifts and chocolate!!!! evil:
Oh Dear! Been disappointed again have we?
Never mind ~ we've missed you.
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happy100
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We have wind. Lots of wind
You could try "wind eaze" or "Deflatine" I am assured that they both work well for wind.
rubschin:
A "friend" told you eh?
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My Birthday is not an opportunity to off load unwanted Christmas gifts and chocolate!!!! evil:
Oh Dear! Been disappointed again have we?
Never mind ~ we've missed you.
Wonder what she got whistle:
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My Birthday is not an opportunity to off load unwanted Christmas gifts and chocolate!!!! evil:
Oh! You are alive then?
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But a bit thinner we guess, post-Vomit. More like a size 16 I imagine.
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I did also receive much tat! cloud9:
http://www.cathkidston.co.uk/
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I did also receive much tat! cloud9:
http://www.cathkidston.co.uk/
sick2:
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redface:
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Wenchy! cloud9:
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You tracked me down eventually!
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That is what I said. She is now up for unlimited abuse for her absence spider:
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Wasn't the shits punishment enough? sad24:
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Wasn't the shits punishment enough? sad24:
Is that anyway to describe your inlaws? noooo:
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You tracked me down eventually!
whistle:
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Wasn't the shits punishment enough? sad24:
Is that anyway to describe your inlaws? noooo:
redface:
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GoS must die!
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GoS must die!
Well yes, eventually...
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Who?
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angry041:
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I did also receive much tat! cloud9:
http://www.cathkidston.co.uk/
Red "Steptoe gloves"! eeek: eeek:
I am becoming trendy again. cloud9:
Flared trousers and Kaftan are here somewhere. . . .
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My Birthday is not an opportunity to off load unwanted Christmas gifts and chocolate!!!! evil:
Oh Dear! Been disappointed again have we?
Never mind ~ we've missed you.
Indeed, we did not allow for the previously mentioned wind when firing the first shot. whistle:
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GoS must die!
Any particular reason for that? eeek:
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GoS must die!
Any particular reason for that? eeek:
Wind-related I think. noooo:
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Que?
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Military?