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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Darwins Selection on January 03, 2008, 12:01:39 PM

Title: Imposter!
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 03, 2008, 12:01:39 PM
This has just been brought to my attention.

http://animalrightsdiscussion.com/phpBB2/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=755&sid=f004a852ebf800c9a7a6e8d33d3315db (http://animalrightsdiscussion.com/phpBB2/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=755&sid=f004a852ebf800c9a7a6e8d33d3315db)

I am outraged. cussing:

As a protest, I shall be shoving hens in small cages and any calf I see will be straight in a crate.

Tins of tuna will be thrown out unless they definitely contain bits of dolphin.

Snoopy, would you care for a Woodbine?
Title: Re: Imposter!
Post by: Snoopy on January 03, 2008, 12:07:16 PM
I accept your kind offer in the spirit that it was made.

How very dare this imposter  angry041:
Title: Re: Imposter!
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2008, 12:07:51 PM
Are you saying that your poultry isnt free range Darwin?  whistle:
Title: Re: Imposter!
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 03, 2008, 12:13:08 PM
Are you saying that your poultry isnt free range Darwin?  whistle:

Free Rage more like it. thatsit:


No poultry or livestock at all at the moment.
Title: Re: Imposter!
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2008, 12:39:12 PM
This has just been brought to my attention.

http://animalrightsdiscussion.com/phpBB2/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=755&sid=f004a852ebf800c9a7a6e8d33d3315db (http://animalrightsdiscussion.com/phpBB2/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=755&sid=f004a852ebf800c9a7a6e8d33d3315db)

I am outraged. cussing:

As a protest, I shall be shoving hens in small cages and any calf I see will be straight in a crate.

Tins of tuna will be thrown out unless they definitely contain bits of dolphin.

Snoopy, would you care for a Woodbine?
I quite like your new avatar...  whistle:
Title: Re: Imposter!
Post by: Snoopy on January 03, 2008, 12:44:44 PM
This has just been brought to my attention.

http://animalrightsdiscussion.com/phpBB2/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=755&sid=f004a852ebf800c9a7a6e8d33d3315db (http://animalrightsdiscussion.com/phpBB2/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=755&sid=f004a852ebf800c9a7a6e8d33d3315db)

I am outraged. cussing:

As a protest, I shall be shoving hens in small cages and any calf I see will be straight in a crate.

Tins of tuna will be thrown out unless they definitely contain bits of dolphin.

Snoopy, would you care for a Woodbine?
I quite like your new avatar...  whistle:

I don't ~ bitter memories of these masked b@st@rds breaking into the kennels, forcing me out into the cold, taking away my ciggies and telling me they were doing it for my own good. Three square meals a day and all the cigs I wanted in exchange for what? Begging for crisps and stale pork pies in here that's what.



Not that I am ungrateful BM for the shelter you have given this poor abandoned hound. sad24:
Title: Re: Imposter!
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2008, 01:19:16 PM
Snoops, the Keys to the cigarette machine are behind he bar. Wait til BM is otherwise engaged and swipe them...  whistle:
Title: Re: Imposter!
Post by: Snoopy on January 03, 2008, 01:23:52 PM
Snoops, the Keys to the cigarette machine are behind he bar. Wait til BM is otherwise engaged and swipe them...  whistle:

Bite the hand that feeds me? You must be joking ..... it's easier to bum them off you lot anyway. I do wish that some would stop dropping their fag ends in the urinals tho' ~ it makes them very hard to relight.
Title: Re: Imposter!
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2008, 02:32:46 PM
Snoops, the Keys to the cigarette machine are behind he bar. Wait til BM is otherwise engaged and swipe them...  whistle:

Bite the hand that feeds me? You must be joking ..... it's easier to bum them off you lot anyway. I do wish that some would stop dropping their fag ends in the urinals tho' ~ it makes them very hard to relight.
To avoid accusations of plagiarism don’t you think you should credit Arthur Askey with that one?  whistle:
Title: Re: Imposter!
Post by: TG on January 03, 2008, 02:43:06 PM
I should stop reading profiles if I were you DS. It only brings grief.  noooo:
Title: Re: Imposter!
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 03, 2008, 02:51:04 PM
I should stop reading profiles if I were you DS. It only brings grief.  noooo:
noooo:
Title: Re: Imposter!
Post by: Snoopy on January 03, 2008, 04:57:10 PM
Snoops, the Keys to the cigarette machine are behind he bar. Wait til BM is otherwise engaged and swipe them...  whistle:

Bite the hand that feeds me? You must be joking ..... it's easier to bum them off you lot anyway. I do wish that some would stop dropping their fag ends in the urinals tho' ~ it makes them very hard to relight.
To avoid accusations of plagiarism don’t you think you should credit Arthur Askey with that one?  whistle:

It was on a sign hanging in the Rising Sun toilets when I took over that pub, I found a similar sign at The Lamb Inn and again at The Lord Palmerston when I took over the tenancies there. I do not believe that Arthur Askey painted any of those signs. razz:

Like I said before
Plagiarism is the unattributed quoting of one source
Research is the unattributed quoting of many sources. whistle: