The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on January 03, 2008, 05:39:50 PM
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Mrs Nick has gone out for the evening and left me here. She has locked the back door. She also has, for some reason, my keys. I am locked in. More to the point so is the cat! evil:
She did ask to go out, but what could I do? noooo:
Mop, bleach, air freshener scared2:
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I am getting a touch of Dormez Vous here Nick.
Why do you not follow our practice of having three sets of keys? One for Mrs, one for me and a spare in the key safe in my office lest we find ourselves in the situation you are currently experiencing.
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Mrs Nick has her keys in her pocket, mine and the spares. She is an idiot! evil: Angry9: Angry9: Banghead Banghead Banghead
And having no air freshener I have used deodorant (mine).
Essence of Tart's Boudoir evil:
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You could put the cat out of the window ~ I know it's a longish drop but cats always land on their feet ~ unless you tie a piece of buttered toast to their backs that is. whistle:
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I had considered that, but it is, as you say, a long drop. And I know the buttered toast theory too.
She has gone back to bed...............oh shit......................
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And now I learn she is bring The Boy's girlfriend back for dinner and a sleepover. That would be miss Petulant Fussy Eater 2008. She makes Miss D seem a paragon evil:
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That would be miss Petulant Fussy Eater 2008. She makes Miss D seem a paragon evil:
eeek:
By the way where do they hold these Miss Petulant Fussy Eater competitions - I must have missed the previous thirty odd but there is still time lol:
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That would be miss Petulant Fussy Eater 2008. She makes Miss D seem a paragon evil:
eeek:
By the way where do they hold these Miss Petulant Fussy Eater competitions - I must have missed the previous thirty odd but there is still time lol:
Sorry my dear, they are only for amateurs. whistle:
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That would be miss Petulant Fussy Eater 2008. She makes Miss D seem a paragon evil:
eeek:
By the way where do they hold these Miss Petulant Fussy Eater competitions - I must have missed the previous thirty odd but there is still time lol:
Come here. I will see to you!
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scared2:
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She ate it! scared2: sick2:
Sleepover beckons noooo:
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What was it she ate????? I shall then rate her on my degree of fussiness scale to see if she complies.
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What was it she ate????? I shall then rate her on my degree of fussiness scale to see if she complies.
Haddock
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What was it she ate????? I shall then rate her on my degree of fussiness scale to see if she complies.
Haddock
sick2: That's my opinion
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What was it she ate????? I shall then rate her on my degree of fussiness scale to see if she complies.
Haddock
If she ate Haddock (the fish not the comrade ;) ) she is not even welcome near the garden gate of the fussy eaters club noooo:
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She ate omelette. ANd leftover sprouts! eveilgrin:
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Thats not bleeding fussy that greedy. Tut tut tut.
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Who had that sig, 'Cry haddock and release the cods of war'? Was it someone on the other side?