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Title: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Tinkerbell on January 04, 2008, 06:14:56 PM
BM is on the floor!!!   eyes:
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2008, 06:15:37 PM
 noooo:

Did she hit him very hard?
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Tinkerbell on January 04, 2008, 06:16:35 PM
My floor!!!!!   eyes:
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2008, 06:18:01 PM
So why did you hit him then? Making advances again?
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Tinkerbell on January 04, 2008, 06:20:37 PM
Having a New Year knees up... LL is here too, so don't worry!!! Not that you would of course!! whistle:
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Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2008, 06:21:06 PM
Pissed again?  whistle:
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2008, 06:21:17 PM
And she is on the floor too?  eeek: Or in the pool?
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2008, 06:22:44 PM
Whatever ~ do say hello to Mr "Never Again" Pinocchio Barman for us.
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Tinkerbell on January 04, 2008, 06:25:05 PM
No LL definitely is NOT allowed in the pool...cover firmly on!!! Not completely pissed, but roasting in front of the gas fire, where I was curled up in his lap just moments ago!! Oh so comfy!!!  cloud9:
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2008, 06:26:21 PM
I think we'll accept your word for that thanks  sick2:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on January 04, 2008, 07:15:44 PM
No LL definitely is NOT allowed in the pool...cover firmly on!!! Not completely pissed, but roasting in front of the gas fire, where I was curled up in his lap just moments ago!! Oh so comfy!!!  cloud9:

"Barman in lap-dancing scandal, woman held"
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2008, 08:04:49 PM
 ::)
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2008, 08:41:41 PM

"Barman in lap-dancing scandal, woman held"


How tightly?????
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Landlady on January 04, 2008, 09:06:59 PM
BM is now in his pit (aka bed) probably snoring away with his dog (Mr. Skeelos not Mr. Snoopy)
Grand night at the fairy party  smile: and not a broken bone in sight - result!  ;D
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Landlady on January 04, 2008, 09:08:43 PM
No LL definitely is NOT allowed in the pool...cover firmly on!!! Not completely pissed, but roasting in front of the gas fire, where I was curled up in his lap just moments ago!! Oh so comfy!!!  cloud9:

"Barman in lap-dancing scandal, woman held"


If BM was able to earn money through his lap dancing technique even I'd be impressed  whistle:
Woman held - yadi (why) - held up before she fainted with passion, held up before she fainted with fright, or just held up  rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2008, 09:09:12 PM
He sleeps with Mr Skeelos? rubschin:
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Landlady on January 04, 2008, 09:12:27 PM
He sleeps with Mr Skeelos? rubschin:

Yes but they've both been 'done' - so no worries  whistle: whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2008, 09:18:38 PM
http://www.zefrank.com/orchidectomy/index.html (http://www.zefrank.com/orchidectomy/index.html)
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Landlady on January 04, 2008, 09:23:47 PM
http://www.zefrank.com/orchidectomy/index.html (http://www.zefrank.com/orchidectomy/index.html)

 ::) ::) ::) You still have them but the vital baby making bits have been removed - don't get hysterical on me now  ::) ::)

Bit quite in here tonight isn't it  - let's raid BM's  char048 vintage champagne store - if you don't tell him I won't  happy088 - what can possibly go wrong  shocked003
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2008, 09:24:39 PM
Sounds like fun. Nearly my bedtime though. Don't fall into anything!
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Landlady on January 04, 2008, 09:29:42 PM
Sounds like fun. Nearly my bedtime though. Don't fall into anything!

Mine too - provided I can find some space in the bed that is.
Okay one glass and then it's night night one and all...........

Forgot  to mention the daughter had that nasty Norrie bug that you and nickesk family encountered over Christmas - just loved the new advice this morning saying to 'please remember to wash your hands' - like that is a high priority on anyones list when being ill from both ends   noooo:
Title: Re: I know where BM is right now!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on January 07, 2008, 12:32:27 PM
I had that. It was going round like the clappers in the Epsom area.  sad24:  sick2:  sad24: