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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on January 07, 2008, 11:59:30 AM
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She has gone AWOL. I have been having to help myself from behind the bar for about 2 weeks now.
8)
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She's probably worn out with all that "Back to School" shopping, getting Mr Wench to the barber for a haircut and all the other little tasks involved in sending them off for a new term.
Mine seem to have out grown their school shoes in two weeks.
We find this out today and they go back tomorrow. ::)
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We too have been at the shoeshop. The Bastards!! evil:
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Strangely my late Father was a shoe man ~ Managed a branch of Barratts for years until he "went over" to the John Lewis Partnership ~ And Mrs S used to manage a West End Branch of Barratts...... she came into my life with 120 pairs of shoes eeek: ~ Twenty years on she is down to a mere 30 pairs
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And my grandfather made shoes at British United in Leicester. The price they are he ought to have been a millionaire.
Anyway, where is La Wench! evil:
The vomit?
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And my grandfather made shoes at British United in Leicester. The price they are he ought to have been a millionaire.
Anyway, where is La Wench! evil:
The vomit?
Sleeping Beauty syndrome.
Probably jabbed herself with a sewing needle while putting the leather elbow patches on Mr Wenches Harris Tweed jacket.
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No ~ that was Mrs Snoopy#1 ~ every time she felt a pr*ck in her hand she went to sleep. ::)
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She is lurking!
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She is lurking!
scared2: scared2: scared2:
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No ~ that was Mrs Snoopy#1 ~ every time she felt a pr*ck in her hand she went to sleep. ::)
drumroll: drumroll:
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1) crackdown at work
2) The Vomit/Shits
3) Celebrating birthday
4) Cleaning the house for said celebration
5) Taking down Christmas
6) Nagging Mr Wench into a haircut that doesn't make him look like Hitler
7) Back to school shopping
8) Spending of £100 gift voucher from school parents.
Think that just about covers it all.
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The VOMIT then. Nasty, innit?
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It was horrible!!! THE PAIN!!!
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Yup! eveilgrin:
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I am sorry I showed you such a lack of sympathy. redface:
Stomach ache like nothing else.
Bottom raw.
Chest and back in spasm from the retching.
It was horrible.
And Mr Wench NEVER got it! evil:
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The Bastard!!
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It seemed to add insult to injury!
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I can see that it would
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I am sure you have ways to make him vomit, secretly. Go on, do it. You know you can eveilgrin:
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Strangely my late Father was a shoe man ~ Managed a branch of Barratts for years until he "went over" to the John Lewis Partnership ~ And Mrs S used to manage a West End Branch of Barratts...... she came into my life with 120 pairs of shoes eeek: ~ Twenty years on she is down to a mere 30 pairs
I too am a shoe man... whistle:
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Yes we know that ::) ~ and yes she certainly had some CFM shoes when we met. eyes:
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Boots?
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Boots?
Not ‘comfortable’ ones… whistle:
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Boots?
Not ‘comfortable’ ones… whistle:
Go and see the Royal Mail thread. whistle:
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Boots?
Indeed those too ~ including some like
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.argoth.co.uk%2Facatalog%2Faltdomina1055.jpg&hash=0f1773e0d739624e7c42dc84f2021b65067ec744)
Oh Dear ~ will somebody please pass BM the Kleenex
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Boots?
Indeed those too ~ including some like
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.argoth.co.uk%2Facatalog%2Faltdomina1055.jpg&hash=0f1773e0d739624e7c42dc84f2021b65067ec744)
Oh Dear ~ will somebody please pass BM the Kleenex
Nah... too 'fussy'...
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And my grandfather made shoes at British United in Leicester.
I had an uncle worked there. A major leicester employer for many years.
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And my grandfather made shoes at British United in Leicester.
I had an uncle worked there. A major leicester employer for many years.
So it's not just your profile that you two have in common eeek:
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Boots?
Not ‘comfortable’ ones… whistle:
Go and see the Royal Mail thread. whistle:
These I like... whistle:
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And my grandfather made shoes at British United in Leicester.
I had an uncle worked there. A major leicester employer for many years.
WE could be related!! evil:
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Boots?
Indeed those too ~ including some like
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.argoth.co.uk%2Facatalog%2Faltdomina1055.jpg&hash=0f1773e0d739624e7c42dc84f2021b65067ec744)
Oh Dear ~ will somebody please pass BM the Kleenex
Nah... too 'fussy'...
Look I was 39, she was 27 and wore those with stockings and suspenders OK?
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OF COURSE
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Boots?
Indeed those too ~ including some like
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.argoth.co.uk%2Facatalog%2Faltdomina1055.jpg&hash=0f1773e0d739624e7c42dc84f2021b65067ec744)
Oh Dear ~ will somebody please pass BM the Kleenex
Nah... too 'fussy'...
Look I was 39, she was 27 and wore those with stockings and suspenders OK?
No wonder you have problems with your ticker! point:
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rubschin: Hadn't thought of that ~ nah ..... had the first heart attack a year before I met her.
Mind ~ it probably hasn't helped.
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Mrs Snoopy is in that class, trust me. Unlike Landlady eeek:
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Mrs Snoopy is in that class, trust me. Unlike Landlady eeek:
eeek:
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Mrs Snoopy is in that class, trust me. Unlike Landlady eeek:
eeek:
Yes ~ I'm still trying to work that one out as well. eeek:
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He has posted a couple of things I don't understand today! eeek: I thought I was out of step with the forum flow but it seems not.
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He has posted a couple of things I don't understand today! eeek: I thought I was out of step with the forum flow but it seems not.
Perhaps The Boy is logged-in as him... rubschin:
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Que?
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Que?
Precisely... whistle:
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Quite evil:
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I think Nick has been carted-off... whistle:
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angry041:
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angry041:
point:
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Que?
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Que indeed ~ what is going on?
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Que?
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Repetition!
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I went for a bath and look at what's happened in the last hour.
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Ummmmm nothing? rubschin:
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Seems to have turned into a game of "Just A Minute" eeek:
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Have you noticed that Wenchy has missed 12th night and still has her mistletoe on show?
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Have you noticed that Wenchy has missed 12th night and still has her mistletoe on show?
As long as it's only her Mistletoe I think we can forgive her ~ but it must come down soon.
Come on Wenchy .... get 'em down!
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Have you noticed that Wenchy has missed 12th night and still has her mistletoe on show?
As long as it's only her Mistletoe I think we can forgive her ~ but it must come down soon.
Come on Wenchy .... get 'em down!
She has!
And no arguements. Obviously, mellowing with age.
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Have you noticed that Wenchy has missed 12th night and still has her mistletoe on show?
As long as it's only her Mistletoe I think we can forgive her ~ but it must come down soon.
Come on Wenchy .... get 'em down!
She has!
And no arguements. Obviously, mellowing with age.
shocked003
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eeek:
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And my grandfather made shoes at British United in Leicester.
I had an uncle worked there. A major leicester employer for many years.
WE could be related!! evil:
Uncle Nick! cloud9:
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Let us bond point:
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And my grandfather made shoes at British United in Leicester.
I had an uncle worked there. A major leicester employer for many years.
WE could be related!! evil:
Uncle Nick! cloud9:
Did your Dad have a bike?
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Let us bond point:
surrender:
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Yes. Why?
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Getting 'vaguely' back on thread just for a moment
I am sorry I showed you such a lack of sympathy. redface:
Stomach ache like nothing else.
Bottom raw.
Chest and back in spasm from the retching.
It was horrible.
And Mr Wench NEVER got it! evil:
Unfortunately Wenchy its an infectious form of gastroenteririts. The reason Mr Wenchy didnt get it is that you would have eaten somewhere that he didnt and someone there also had the bug.
Dodgy take away during your birthday perchance?
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Yes. Why?
Just wondered
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Getting 'vaguely' back on thread just for a moment
I am sorry I showed you such a lack of sympathy. redface:
Stomach ache like nothing else.
Bottom raw.
Chest and back in spasm from the retching.
It was horrible.
And Mr Wench NEVER got it! evil:
Unfortunately Wenchy its an infectious form of gastroenteririts. The reason Mr Wenchy didnt get it is that you would have eaten somewhere that he didnt and someone there also had the bug.
Dodgy take away during your birthday perchance?
http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvrd/revb/gastro/norovirus-qa.htm
People can become infected with the virus in several ways, including:
- eating food or drinking liquids that are contaminated with norovirus;
- touching surfaces or objects contaminated with norovirus, and then placing their hand in their mouth;
- having direct contact with another person who is infected and showing symptoms (for example, when caring for someone with illness, or sharing foods or eating utensils with someone who is ill).
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I'm assuming that Mr Wench was gloved and masked while you were showing symptoms then Wenchy.
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I guess he usually is! eveilgrin:
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I'm assuming that Mr Wench was gloved and masked while you were showing symptoms then Wenchy.
I was shown no sympathy at all! On one occasion I was sick in the sink and all he could say was well I hope you'll clear that up and crack a window can you. He is NOT popular. evil:
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My sympathies
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I'm assuming that Mr Wench was gloved and masked while you were showing symptoms then Wenchy.
I was shown no sympathy at all! On one occasion I was sick in the sink and all he could say was well I hope you'll clear that up and crack a window can you. He is NOT popular. evil:
I admit it would be childish and petty but in cases like this laxative can be a great form of revenge to an unsuspecting Mr Wench.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fsigns136.gif&hash=83e5ff37de44bb9f09ffa6c0c12edc4d7a3a79c3)
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Have you noticed that Wenchy has missed 12th night and still has her mistletoe on show?
I thought they were pearls. redface:
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eeek:
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Strangely my late Father was a shoe man ~ Managed a branch of Barratts for years until he "went over" to the John Lewis Partnership ~ And Mrs S used to manage a West End Branch of Barratts...... she came into my life with 120 pairs of shoes eeek: ~ Twenty years on she is down to a mere 30 pairs
I too am a shoe man... whistle:
Boots! Does it for me, everytime.
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Strangely my late Father was a shoe man ~ Managed a branch of Barratts for years until he "went over" to the John Lewis Partnership ~ And Mrs S used to manage a West End Branch of Barratts...... she came into my life with 120 pairs of shoes eeek: ~ Twenty years on she is down to a mere 30 pairs
I too am a shoe man... whistle:
Boots! Does it for me, everytime.
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rubschin:
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Was the voms after the ruby on Saturday night?
PS - the haircut didn't work. . . . . . noooo:
PPS - My first saturday job was at a branch of Barratts. . . . . in the ladies depatrtment no less. . . . . . loved helping the girls on with those long boots. . . . . and sold more of that crappy stain resist/water resist/polish add on rubbish than anyone else in the shop! Who's the man???? lol:
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Was the voms after the ruby on Saturday night?
PS - the haircut didn't work. . . . . . noooo:
PPS - My first saturday job was at a branch of Barratts. . . . . in the ladies depatrtment no less. . . . . . loved helping the girls on with those long boots. . . . . and sold more of that crappy stain resist/water resist/polish add on rubbish than anyone else in the shop! Who's the man???? lol:
I can see that the stain resist would come in handy... whistle: