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Title: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2008, 02:02:52 PM
Well?
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Bar Wench on January 08, 2008, 02:04:25 PM
In general it is a bad thing! However if one wishes to take one's teddy on one's final journey then that is acceptable!
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2008, 02:05:10 PM
I doubt if H & S will allow it…  noooo:
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2008, 02:05:31 PM
Teddies are full of toxins!!
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Bar Wench on January 08, 2008, 02:05:43 PM
I doubt if H & S will allow it…  noooo:

They will, I checked!  razz:
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2008, 02:07:17 PM
Pray relay to us the telephone call!!

Don't spare the detail!!
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Bar Wench on January 08, 2008, 02:08:44 PM
I called the local crem and asked if there were restrictions about what could and could not be put in the casket. They asked specifically what I had concerns over and I answered that it was a teddy bear. They said that was fine.
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2008, 02:09:13 PM
I doubt if H & S will allow it…  noooo:

They will, I checked!  razz:
That was M & S where you bought the teddy...  ::)
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Bar Wench on January 08, 2008, 02:09:56 PM
See the post above yours. Do keep up.  noooo:
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2008, 02:10:42 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

So you didn't ask about you being in there then? And anyway, why assume all crems have the same rules. You could be  ummmm in Wales, for example, where they would never ever allow that
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2008, 02:11:11 PM
See the post above yours. Do keep up.  noooo:
I'm trying my best...  sad24:

it was funny tho wasn't it?  whistle:
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Bar Wench on January 08, 2008, 02:12:10 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

So you didn't ask about you being in there then? And anyway, why assume all crems have the same rules. You could be  ummmm in Wales, for example, where they would never ever allow that

Then I will change my will accordingly once I have spoken to the local crem there. However, if I died in Wales at the moment then I would be transported back here for the burning.

And no BM it wasn't!
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2008, 02:15:33 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

So you didn't ask about you being in there then? And anyway, why assume all crems have the same rules. You could be  ummmm in Wales, for example, where they would never ever allow that

Then I will change my will accordingly once I have spoken to the local crem there. However, if I died in Wales at the moment then I would be transported back here for the burning.

And no BM it wasn't!
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 point:
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2008, 02:15:39 PM
Are you safe to be burnt? Have you been tested?
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Bar Wench on January 08, 2008, 02:16:46 PM
 sad24:

I'll leave again!
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2008, 02:20:20 PM
I was worrying about the snap, crackle and pop effect of excess cocoa butter. We wouldn't want an explosion (so undignified). See also: Jeffrey Barnard
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Bar Wench on January 08, 2008, 02:21:29 PM
You were warned!

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Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2008, 02:22:00 PM
Another eclipse!
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2008, 02:24:28 PM
Quote
the casket

See also: coffin, box

Shouldn't we be recycled nowadays. For the good of the environment?






















Oh yes. Wenchy must burn. Sorry.

Goodbye Ozone layer noooo:
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Snoopy on January 08, 2008, 04:09:03 PM
I have a chum who wants to be composted.








And on the subject of cremation .... this implant of mine has to be removed before I can be .... otherwise, they tell me, I'm likely to blow the roof off the crem.


Now that would be a good way to go! whistle:
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Snoopy on January 08, 2008, 04:21:05 PM
PS These are the people for what you want Wenchy.

http://www.naturalendings.co.uk/

Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2008, 04:41:39 PM
I gather there are organic coffins these days. Even organic chocolate ones eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Snoopy on January 08, 2008, 05:21:52 PM
Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks. GREAT!
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2008, 07:16:52 PM
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=2525. msg49305#msg49305 date=1199812912
Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks.  GREAT!

Five years ago somebody I know said he wanted this, he knew you could get fireworks to explode as a smiley face, he wanted his ashes to go up and explode over the village hopefully spelling "f**k you" as his final goodbye. 
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 08, 2008, 08:11:44 PM
oh! I thought this was the lingerie thread..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2008, 06:47:23 AM
Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks. GREAT!
I don’t fancy being showered with some stranger’s remains on bonfire night… It’s bad enough when a relative blows in your face.  whistle:
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2008, 08:18:20 AM
Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks. GREAT!
I don’t fancy being showered with some stranger’s remains on bonfire night… It’s bad enough when a relative blows in your face.  whistle:
<snigger>

What was that noise like a motorbike falling over outside?
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2008, 08:22:58 AM
Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks. GREAT!
I don’t fancy being showered with some stranger’s remains on bonfire night… It’s bad enough when a relative blows in your face.  whistle:
<snigger>

What was that noise like a motorbike falling over outside?
When a cremated relative blows in your face...  ::)












I set that one up just for you.  ;)
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2008, 09:06:58 AM
Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks. GREAT!
I don’t fancy being showered with some stranger’s remains on bonfire night… It’s bad enough when a relative blows in your face.  whistle:
<snigger>

What was that noise like a motorbike falling over outside?
When a cremated relative blows in your face...  ::)


I set that one up just for you.  ;)
How very kind.  ;D

















Patronising git
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2008, 09:23:53 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7177384.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7177384.stm)

A solution to rising fuel prices? All we need now is a good epidemic eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2008, 09:26:03 AM
I’ve always thought it was a bit of a waste to let all that energy to go up the chimney…

(I still don’t believe they burn the coffins either, bastards)  evil:
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Just One More on January 19, 2008, 11:39:46 AM
Back to coffins... I joined the M3 yesterday to find myself behind a black 4WD with the company web address on the back of it, take a look at this www.colourfulcoffins.com  eeek:
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2008, 11:41:50 AM
Why not...

But I bet they don't burn them either - bastards!  cussing:
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2008, 06:10:10 PM
Back to coffins... I joined the M3 yesterday to find myself behind a black 4WD with the company web address on the back of it, take a look at this www.colourfulcoffins.com  eeek:
cloud9:
I have reserved mine.
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2008, 07:59:21 PM
Back to coffins... I joined the M3 yesterday to find myself behind a black 4WD with the company web address on the back of it, take a look at this www.colourfulcoffins.com  eeek:
cloud9:
I have reserved mine.
What colour?
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2008, 08:27:34 PM
Que?
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2008, 11:39:43 PM
Back to coffins... I joined the M3 yesterday to find myself behind a black 4WD with the company web address on the back of it, take a look at this www.colourfulcoffins.com  eeek:
cloud9:
I have reserved mine.
What colour?
Floral.
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2008, 05:48:59 AM
Back to coffins... I joined the M3 yesterday to find myself behind a black 4WD with the company web address on the back of it, take a look at this www.colourfulcoffins.com  eeek:
cloud9:
I have reserved mine.
What colour?
Floral.
What if they dropped it at the cemetery – they might not find you again…  noooo:
Title: Re: Burning Teddy Bears
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2008, 11:28:17 AM
Back to coffins... I joined the M3 yesterday to find myself behind a black 4WD with the company web address on the back of it, take a look at this www.colourfulcoffins.com  eeek:
cloud9:
I have reserved mine.
What colour?
Floral.
What if they dropped it at the cemetery – they might not find you again…  noooo:
Even better.
I would then be a nuisance to the last.  ;D