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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on January 08, 2008, 02:02:52 PM
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Well?
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In general it is a bad thing! However if one wishes to take one's teddy on one's final journey then that is acceptable!
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I doubt if H & S will allow it… noooo:
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Teddies are full of toxins!!
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I doubt if H & S will allow it… noooo:
They will, I checked! razz:
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Pray relay to us the telephone call!!
Don't spare the detail!!
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I called the local crem and asked if there were restrictions about what could and could not be put in the casket. They asked specifically what I had concerns over and I answered that it was a teddy bear. They said that was fine.
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I doubt if H & S will allow it… noooo:
They will, I checked! razz:
That was M & S where you bought the teddy... ::)
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See the post above yours. Do keep up. noooo:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
So you didn't ask about you being in there then? And anyway, why assume all crems have the same rules. You could be ummmm in Wales, for example, where they would never ever allow that
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See the post above yours. Do keep up. noooo:
I'm trying my best... sad24:
it was funny tho wasn't it? whistle:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
So you didn't ask about you being in there then? And anyway, why assume all crems have the same rules. You could be ummmm in Wales, for example, where they would never ever allow that
Then I will change my will accordingly once I have spoken to the local crem there. However, if I died in Wales at the moment then I would be transported back here for the burning.
And no BM it wasn't!
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
So you didn't ask about you being in there then? And anyway, why assume all crems have the same rules. You could be ummmm in Wales, for example, where they would never ever allow that
Then I will change my will accordingly once I have spoken to the local crem there. However, if I died in Wales at the moment then I would be transported back here for the burning.
And no BM it wasn't!
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point:
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Are you safe to be burnt? Have you been tested?
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sad24:
I'll leave again!
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I was worrying about the snap, crackle and pop effect of excess cocoa butter. We wouldn't want an explosion (so undignified). See also: Jeffrey Barnard
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You were warned!
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Another eclipse!
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the casket
See also: coffin, box
Shouldn't we be recycled nowadays. For the good of the environment?
Oh yes. Wenchy must burn. Sorry.
Goodbye Ozone layer noooo:
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I have a chum who wants to be composted.
And on the subject of cremation .... this implant of mine has to be removed before I can be .... otherwise, they tell me, I'm likely to blow the roof off the crem.
Now that would be a good way to go! whistle:
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PS These are the people for what you want Wenchy.
http://www.naturalendings.co.uk/
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I gather there are organic coffins these days. Even organic chocolate ones eveilgrin:
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Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks. GREAT!
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Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks. GREAT!
Five years ago somebody I know said he wanted this, he knew you could get fireworks to explode as a smiley face, he wanted his ashes to go up and explode over the village hopefully spelling "f**k you" as his final goodbye.
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oh! I thought this was the lingerie thread..... rubschin:
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Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks. GREAT!
I don’t fancy being showered with some stranger’s remains on bonfire night… It’s bad enough when a relative blows in your face. whistle:
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Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks. GREAT!
I don’t fancy being showered with some stranger’s remains on bonfire night… It’s bad enough when a relative blows in your face. whistle:
<snigger>
What was that noise like a motorbike falling over outside?
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Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks. GREAT!
I don’t fancy being showered with some stranger’s remains on bonfire night… It’s bad enough when a relative blows in your face. whistle:
<snigger>
What was that noise like a motorbike falling over outside?
When a cremated relative blows in your face... ::)
I set that one up just for you. ;)
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Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks. GREAT!
I don’t fancy being showered with some stranger’s remains on bonfire night… It’s bad enough when a relative blows in your face. whistle:
<snigger>
What was that noise like a motorbike falling over outside?
When a cremated relative blows in your face... ::)
I set that one up just for you. ;)
How very kind. ;D
Patronising git
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7177384.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7177384.stm)
A solution to rising fuel prices? All we need now is a good epidemic eveilgrin:
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I’ve always thought it was a bit of a waste to let all that energy to go up the chimney…
(I still don’t believe they burn the coffins either, bastards) evil:
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Back to coffins... I joined the M3 yesterday to find myself behind a black 4WD with the company web address on the back of it, take a look at this www.colourfulcoffins.com eeek:
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Why not...
But I bet they don't burn them either - bastards! cussing:
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Back to coffins... I joined the M3 yesterday to find myself behind a black 4WD with the company web address on the back of it, take a look at this www.colourfulcoffins.com eeek:
cloud9:
I have reserved mine.
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Back to coffins... I joined the M3 yesterday to find myself behind a black 4WD with the company web address on the back of it, take a look at this www.colourfulcoffins.com eeek:
cloud9:
I have reserved mine.
What colour?
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Que?
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Back to coffins... I joined the M3 yesterday to find myself behind a black 4WD with the company web address on the back of it, take a look at this www.colourfulcoffins.com eeek:
cloud9:
I have reserved mine.
What colour?
Floral.
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Back to coffins... I joined the M3 yesterday to find myself behind a black 4WD with the company web address on the back of it, take a look at this www.colourfulcoffins.com eeek:
cloud9:
I have reserved mine.
What colour?
Floral.
What if they dropped it at the cemetery – they might not find you again… noooo:
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Back to coffins... I joined the M3 yesterday to find myself behind a black 4WD with the company web address on the back of it, take a look at this www.colourfulcoffins.com eeek:
cloud9:
I have reserved mine.
What colour?
Floral.
What if they dropped it at the cemetery – they might not find you again… noooo:
Even better.
I would then be a nuisance to the last. ;D