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Title: Leftover
Post by: tel on January 09, 2008, 03:53:49 PM
Christmas stuff not yet consumed –

Port & Stilton, and other cheeses
Nuts & nibbles
Dark chocolate & mints
Milk chocolate bars
Tin of mini chocolate bars, only Bounty and Topic left as Mrs Tel doesn’t like them. My job each New Year to dispose of them orally.
 Jack Daniels
Various foreign meats with long use by dates on
Strange chutneys
Various bottles of wine

Will I eventually explode?
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Snoopy on January 09, 2008, 03:55:32 PM
Christmas stuff not yet consumed –

Port & Stilton, and other cheeses
Nuts & nibbles
Dark chocolate & mints
Milk chocolate bars
Tin of mini chocolate bars, only Bounty and Topic left as Mrs Tel doesn’t like them. My job each New Year to dispose of them orally.
 Jack Daniels
Various foreign meats with long use by dates on
Strange chutneys
Various bottles of wine

Will I eventually explode?


Got any eggs? Nick would have turned that lot into an omelette by New Year's Day.
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2008, 03:56:39 PM
Christmas stuff not yet consumed –

Port & Stilton, and other cheeses
Nuts & nibbles
Dark chocolate & mints
Milk chocolate bars
Tin of mini chocolate bars, only Bounty and Topic left as Mrs Tel doesn’t like them. My job each New Year to dispose of them orally.
 Jack Daniels
Various foreign meats with long use by dates on
Strange chutneys
Various bottles of wine

Will I eventually explode?


Got any eggs? Nick would have turned that lot into an omelette by New Year's Day.
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2008, 03:57:57 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Bar Wench on January 09, 2008, 03:58:23 PM
Stollen
Turron
Biscuits
Far too much wine
Far too much beer
Christmas cake
Birthday cake
Twiglets barrel
Pringles
Cheese
Port
Matchmakers
After Eight Mints
The strawberry and orange creams from various chocolates.
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2008, 04:01:14 PM
Cheese
Ardbeg

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Snoopy on January 09, 2008, 04:04:46 PM
With three kids we have nothing left at all ~ yesterday the mice moved out.
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2008, 04:06:02 PM
With three kids we have nothing left at all ~ yesterday the mice moved out.
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2008, 04:12:27 PM
For some reason we have a surfeit of salad stuff and a vast amount of Cadbury's Roses
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2008, 04:15:00 PM
For some reason we have a surfeit of salad stuff and a vast amount of Cadbury's Roses

Wnchy could whip you up a choccy salad  whistle:
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2008, 04:15:34 PM
Good plan!!
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2008, 05:53:08 PM
With three kids we have nothing left at all ~ yesterday the mice moved out.
drumroll:
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2008, 01:10:47 PM
The Boy has been sneaking dfown to the kitchen at night to help himself to sweets from teh huge pot of Cadbury's Roses we got at Chirstmas. I hatched a cunning plan eveilgrin:. Someone had given us one of those pop up snakes in a tin.

Bit like this

http://www.mcbworld.com/mcbworld/shocking-gadget-chocolate-snake-sound-p-24.html?osCsid=97 (http://www.mcbworld.com/mcbworld/shocking-gadget-chocolate-snake-sound-p-24.html?osCsid=97)

Last night I concealed the snake in the sweet jar before going to bed

 eveilgrin:

The Boy sneaked downstairs

 eveilgrin:

The SCREAMING!! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2008, 01:18:21 PM
The Boy has been sneaking dfown to the kitchen at night to help himself to sweets from teh huge pot of Cadbury's Roses we got at Chirstmas. I hatched a cunning plan eveilgrin:. Someone had given us one of those pop up snakes in a tin.

Bit like this

http://www.mcbworld.com/mcbworld/shocking-gadget-chocolate-snake-sound-p-24.html?osCsid=97 (http://www.mcbworld.com/mcbworld/shocking-gadget-chocolate-snake-sound-p-24.html?osCsid=97)

Last night I concealed the snake in the sweet jar before going to bed

 eveilgrin:

The Boy sneaked downstairs

 eveilgrin:

The SCREAMING!! eveilgrin:
happy001
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Snoopy on January 14, 2008, 01:20:21 PM
Tsk!
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2008, 01:26:51 PM
It’s funny because he will be copping it from Mrs. Nick for scaring The Boy…  point:

This scenario springs to mind…  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbfcomics.com%2Farchive_b%2FPBF240-Return_of_the_Ghost.gif&hash=f4b812408cc04b2de1257f41bc2863c380f4827b)
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2008, 01:27:59 PM
Au contraire. She quite approved! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2008, 01:30:40 PM
Au contraire. She quite approved! eveilgrin:
Of course, of course...  noooo:
Title: Re: Leftover
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2008, 02:11:57 PM
The Boy has been sneaking dfown to the kitchen at night to help himself to sweets from teh huge pot of Cadbury's Roses we got at Chirstmas. I hatched a cunning plan eveilgrin:. Someone had given us one of those pop up snakes in a tin.

Bit like this

http://www.mcbworld.com/mcbworld/shocking-gadget-chocolate-snake-sound-p-24.html?osCsid=97 (http://www.mcbworld.com/mcbworld/shocking-gadget-chocolate-snake-sound-p-24.html?osCsid=97)

Last night I concealed the snake in the sweet jar before going to bed

 eveilgrin:

The Boy sneaked downstairs

 eveilgrin:

The SCREAMING!! eveilgrin:

I cant wait to hear the next part of this story, when the boy gets his revenge on Nick....  eveilgrin: