The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on January 10, 2008, 10:39:58 AM
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They can be quite good fun ;D, but not last night. evil:
Half was spent being harangued by an angry Gordon Brown. evil: evil: spider:
The other half was spent missing transatlantic flights because of public transport failures.
I'm knackered eveilgrin: evil:
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eeek: That's an odd combination. Lay off the cheese on toast for supper if I were you.
Noooooooooooo I don't think we need to disclose what it is that makes my little doggy legs twitch in my sleep noooo:
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It was salmon last night noooo:
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It was salmon last night noooo:
Cheese board to follow?
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No. I had a bath, first
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Messy eater?
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Salmon eh? Then you'll like this one.
A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen.
"Ma'am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen counter and ate the middle of the salmon."
Light on her feet, the hostess told her to replace the missing portion with canned salmon, then returned to her guests. As everyone enjoyed the fish, the maid summoned the hostess into the kitchen again.
"Ma'am, the cat is dead!"
The frightened hostess felt obliged to inform her guests and suggested everyone go to the hospital together to get their stomachs pumped.
Returning home after their long, expensive, and embarrassing ordeal, she asked the maid where she had put the cat. "Nowhere, Ma'am. It's still out in the street where the car hit it!"
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ha ha you are here
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it will take time for me to figure out the forum .
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eeek: That's an odd combination. Lay off the cheese on toast for supper if I were you.
Figured that would be business as normal for our Nick whistle:
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An appreciative audience ~ I warm to this poster cloud9:
it will take time for me to figure out the forum .
I have not managed to figure it out yet. noooo:
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An appreciative audience ~ I warm to this poster cloud9:
it will take time for me to figure out the forum .
I have not managed to figure it out yet. noooo:
Kiss my arse ? nooooo
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An appreciative audience ~ I warm to this poster cloud9:
it will take time for me to figure out the forum .
I have not managed to figure it out yet. noooo:
Kiss my arse ? nooooo
rubschin:
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An appreciative audience ~ I warm to this poster cloud9:
it will take time for me to figure out the forum .
I have not managed to figure it out yet. noooo:
Kiss my arse ? nooooo
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D YES!!!!!
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Oh. Help
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An appreciative audience ~ I warm to this poster cloud9:
it will take time for me to figure out the forum .
I have not managed to figure it out yet. noooo:
Kiss my arse ? nooooo
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D YES!!!!!
lol: lol: lol:
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An appreciative audience ~ I warm to this poster cloud9:
it will take time for me to figure out the forum .
I have not managed to figure it out yet. noooo:
Kiss my arse ? nooooo
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D YES!!!!!
Which may explain how he got those "pips" on his shoulder. ::)
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An appreciative audience ~ I warm to this poster cloud9:
it will take time for me to figure out the forum .
I have not managed to figure it out yet. noooo:
Kiss my arse ? nooooo
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D YES!!!!!
Which may explain how he got those "pips" on his shoulder. ::)
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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noooo:
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noooo:
Hey Nick ,
you look upset