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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Bar Wench on January 17, 2008, 01:11:07 PM
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Anyone seen him today?
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Maybe he was the one who renamed Nick and is now hiding in his kennel to avoid the Nick-o-rays whistle:
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Poor chap.
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Locked outside for rolling in something nasty more like it. noooo:
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Probably on one of his many hospital appointments.
BTW I was at the hospital yesterday, nobody missed me sad24:
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Prostate>?
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Probably on one of his many hospital appointments.
BTW I was at the hospital yesterday, nobody missed me sad24:
Aaah poor Uncle M - you ok hun ?
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Nurses fiddled with his balls. Happy Uncle! eveilgrin:
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Thanks Miss D ~ nothing serious (not prostate)
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Locked outside for rolling in something nasty more like it. noooo:
I'd lock him out too if I had to clean him up.
sorry Unc. I was a little not with it yesterday.
Hope it all went ok.
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Thanks Miss D ~ nothing serious (not prostate)
Well not before you went in anyway eh lol:
Had you heard about Leslie Ash's pay out by then ;)
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Lips?
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£5 million! My potential loss of earnings would never command that sort of sum.
Anyway, all I have is a Lentigo Maligna on the side of my face that I've decided to have removed. I've been to the skin clinic a couple of times and the doctor referred me to the hospital as it's too large for him to deal with.
I went there thinking that they would be doing it there and then but I wasted most of the day for the surgeon to spend 5 minutes looking at it and to tell me he would arrange for the work to be done in a few weeks time.
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£5 million! My potential loss of earnings would never command that sort of sum.
Anyway, all I have is a Lentigo Maligna on the side of my face that I've decided to have removed. I've been to the skin clinic a couple of times and the doctor referred me to the hospital as it's too large for him to deal with.
I went there thinking that they would be doing it there and then but I wasted most of the day for the surgeon to spend 5 minutes looking at it and to tell me he would arrange for the work to be done in a few weeks time.
Did the Chinese herbs not work then ;D
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Chinese herbs? don't get me started. Give me Western medicine any day.
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Q U E ?
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Five million for an injury caused by bonking! Banghead
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Five million for an injury caused by bonking! Banghead
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Just what on earth have I missed?
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Trout Lips has been given £5 million from the NHS for infecting her with MRSA. She was in the hospital due to a bonking related injury.
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Trout Lips has been given £5 million from the NHS for infecting her with MRSA. She was in the hospital due to a bonking related injury.
Broken rib while bonking - why did they admit her??? Banghead
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Trout Lips has been given £5 million from the NHS for infecting her with MRSA. She was in the hospital due to a bonking related injury.
Broken rib while bonking - why did they admit her??? Banghead
Why did they admit it was a bonking injury?
Tripping over a bit of trailing ego would probably have got a payout from the household contents policy as well.
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Trout Lips has been given £5 million from the NHS for infecting her with MRSA. She was in the hospital due to a bonking related injury.
Broken rib while bonking - why did they admit her??? Banghead
Why did they admit it was a bonking injury?
Tripping over a bit of trailing ego would probably have got a payout from the household contents policy as well.
rubschin:
Fewer pages in 'Hello' I 'spec...
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Trout Lips has been given £5 million from the NHS for infecting her with MRSA. She was in the hospital due to a bonking related injury.
Broken rib while bonking - why did they admit her??? Banghead
I seem to remember tabloid rumours at the time rib breaking came from a fist. Allegedly.
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Trout Lips has been given £5 million from the NHS for infecting her with MRSA. She was in the hospital due to a bonking related injury.
Broken rib while bonking - why did they admit her??? Banghead
I'm almost afraid to ask how she managed to break a rib, not exactly the kind of injury you would expect from such activity.
Just a thought though, does that mean that the floodgates will now be open for regular people infected by MRSA whilst in hospital to make claims? Somehow I doubt it.
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She "fell" onto the bedside table. ::)
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. . .came from a fist.
eyes: noooo:
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Seriously where is he?
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Seriously where is he?
No word from him... shrugs:
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Seriously where is he?
No word from him... shrugs:
I hope he comes back soon, he is one of the few sane people on here lately! noooo:
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You could leave off the "lately" ;)
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Seriously where is he?
No word from him... shrugs:
I hope he comes back soon, he is one of the few sane people on here lately! noooo:
Sane? rubschin:
But he thinks he is a do-
Yes, sane as you say... whistle:
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Time to send out a search party... noooo:
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You could rattle his box of Bonios at the front door.
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You could rattle his box of Bonios at the front door.
Tried that... noooo:
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Not even a bark!
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Probably chewed through the cables on his PC.
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Is there flooding of roads, houses etc in his area?
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His diuretics aren't that powerful. ::)
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Banghead
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I just called him... no answer. noooo:
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I just called him... no answer. noooo:
Called him how? No telephone answer is not good.
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I just called him... no answer. noooo:
Called him how? No telephone answer is not good.
Telephone... noooo:
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On the phone.
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I just called him... no answer. noooo:
Called him how? No telephone answer is not good.
Telephone... noooo:
Oh dear.
Fingers crossed then. noooo:
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I just called him... no answer. noooo:
Called him how? No telephone answer is not good.
Telephone... noooo:
Oh dear.
Fingers crossed then. noooo:
Indeed... I've got an opened box of Bonios that I can't take back... Banghead
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I just called him... no answer. noooo:
Called him how? No telephone answer is not good.
Telephone... noooo:
Oh dear.
Fingers crossed then. noooo:
Indeed... I've got an opened box of Bonios that I can't take back... Banghead
Break them up and put them in a bowl on the bar.
They will go quicker than your grey, ash-covered peanuts.
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How did they get covered in ash when this is a no smoking pub? eeek:
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Are you even sure they were peanuts? eeek:
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How did they get covered in ash when this is a no smoking pub? eeek:
Who said cigarette ash?
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Ok, who tipped my Dad all over the peanuts?! evil:
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Ok, who tipped my Dad all over the peanuts?! evil:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Not me, I'm too fond of living and besides I couldnt afford the 'really nark Darth Wench off' addition to my medical and life insurance policies
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Ok, who tipped my Dad all over the peanuts?! evil:
Who left the urn on the bar? whistle:
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Ok, who tipped my Dad all over the peanuts?! evil:
Who left the urn on the bar? whistle:
He wanted a drink! redface:
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Wenchy Joe Osmond?
'I serve dead people......'
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I don't serve dead people I serve urns. ::)
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I know but I couldnt get urn into the line and keep it recognisable ::)
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I don't serve dead people I serve urns. ::)
Little Ern? whistle:
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No, gay Ern
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No, gay Ern
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drumroll:
You're getting quicker. whistle:
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No, gay Ern
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drumroll:
You're getting quicker. whistle:
You're not!
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Wenchy now moves with almost plate tectonic haste...
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eeek:
Now I feel thick.
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eeek:
Now I feel thick.
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Ith thith dense thick or vomit thick?
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Both. Have eaten a lot of cake. redface:
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Both. Have eaten a lot of cake. redface:
Cake? Why?
Don't get LL on cake when she is there... noooo:
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Both. Have eaten a lot of cake. redface:
Cake? Why?
Don't get LL on cake when she is there... noooo:
Why not?
Does LL not react well to cake?
I am making white chocolate and raspberry cheesecake thing when I get home. redface:
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Cake causes fattening. She does not wish to burst eveilgrin:
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Indeed... the diet remember... ::)
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Pardon me for butting in but no sign of the canine one yet?
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Pardon me for butting in but no sign of the canine one yet?
We have learnt that he is quite poorly in hospital...
Landlady will be sending a card and flowers from us all on Monday. I'll update you as soon as we have more information...
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Pardon me for butting in but no sign of the canine one yet?
We have learnt that he is quite poorly in hospital...
Landlady will be sending a card and flowers from us all on Monday. I'll update you as soon as we have more information...
Sorry to hear that.
Pass on my best wishes for a speedy recovery.
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Pardon me for butting in but no sign of the canine one yet?
We have learnt that he is quite poorly in hospital...
Landlady will be sending a card and flowers from us all on Monday. I'll update you as soon as we have more information...
Sorry to hear that.
Pass on my best wishes for a speedy recovery.
Of course...
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I've only been around here five minutes and doubt that I'll ever get to as many posts as you guys, but wish him the best from me too
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I've only been around here five minutes and doubt that I'll ever get to as many posts as you guys, but wish him the best from me too
Oh... it doesn't take long to knock up the post count... noooo:
But of course, we will send him everyone's best regards... I'm sure he will be thrilled... whistle:
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Poor old Snoopy ~ get well soon.
happy100
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Cake causes fattening. She does not wish to burst eveilgrin:
LL checking on you all using Miss P's PC - but as Nicolette states as our writings are sooooooooo similar you might not notice the difference ::)
Anyway Sir. Nicolette - if I did such explode eeek: I would make sure it was over you lol: and then that would take some Major explaing to Mrs. N whistle:
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Cake causes fattening. She does not wish to burst eveilgrin:
LL checking on you all using Miss P's PC - but as Nicolette states as our writings are sooooooooo similar you might not notice the difference ::)
Anyway Sir. Nicolette - if I did such explode eeek: I would make sure it was over you lol: and then that would take some Major explaing to Mrs. N whistle:
eeek:
Why don't you just log-in as... um you? whistle:
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Cake causes fattening. She does not wish to burst eveilgrin:
LL checking on you all using Miss P's PC - but as Nicolette states as our writings are sooooooooo similar you might not notice the difference ::)
Anyway Sir. Nicolette - if I did such explode eeek: I would make sure it was over you lol: and then that would take some Major explaing to Mrs. N whistle:
eeek:
Why don't you just log-in as... um you? whistle:
That would presumably involve remembering passwords and stuff. Not the female's strongest suit in my experience. whistle:
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Cake causes fattening. She does not wish to burst eveilgrin:
LL checking on you all using Miss P's PC - but as Nicolette states as our writings are sooooooooo similar you might not notice the difference ::)
Anyway Sir. Nicolette - if I did such explode eeek: I would make sure it was over you lol: and then that would take some Major explaing to Mrs. N whistle:
eeek:
Why don't you just log-in as... um you? whistle:
That would presumably involve remembering passwords and stuff. Not the female's strongest suit in my experience. whistle:
True... noooo:
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Que?
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Any news?
While he is away I hereby nominate Nick as a temporary moderator. What could go wrong? happy088
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Any news?
While he is away I hereby nominate Nick as a temporary moderator. What could go wrong? happy088
Are you completely mad???? Banghead
No news on Snoopy so far this weekend I’m afraid… noooo:
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Any news?
While he is away I hereby nominate Nick as a temporary moderator. What could go wrong? happy088
Are you completely mad???? Banghead
No news on Snoopy so far this weekend I’m afraid… noooo:
Berek then?
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Any news?
While he is away I hereby nominate Nick as a temporary moderator. What could go wrong? happy088
Are you completely mad???? Banghead
No news on Snoopy so far this weekend I’m afraid… noooo:
Berek then?
happy001
You'll be suggesting Landlady next!
happy001
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Any news?
While he is away I hereby nominate Nick as a temporary moderator. What could go wrong? happy088
Are you completely mad???? Banghead
No news on Snoopy so far this weekend I’m afraid… noooo:
Berek then?
happy001
You'll be suggesting Landlady next!
happy001
I would. But you would prolly ban me. scared2:
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Any news?
While he is away I hereby nominate Nick as a temporary moderator. What could go wrong? happy088
Are you completely mad???? Banghead
No news on Snoopy so far this weekend I’m afraid… noooo:
Berek then?
happy001
You'll be suggesting Landlady next!
happy001
I would. But you would prolly ban me. scared2:
A heinous crime for sure but banning…? rubschin:
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Any news?
While he is away I hereby nominate Nick as a temporary moderator. What could go wrong? happy088
Are you completely mad???? Banghead
No news on Snoopy so far this weekend I’m afraid… noooo:
Berek then?
happy001
You'll be suggesting Landlady next!
happy001
I would. But you would prolly ban me. scared2:
A heinous crime for sure but banning…? rubschin:
LL FOR MODERATOR! ;D
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Any news?
While he is away I hereby nominate Nick as a temporary moderator. What could go wrong? happy088
Are you completely mad???? Banghead
No news on Snoopy so far this weekend I’m afraid… noooo:
Berek then?
happy001
You'll be suggesting Landlady next!
happy001
I would. But you would prolly ban me. scared2:
A heinous crime for sure but banning…? rubschin:
LL FOR MODERATOR! ;D
I changed my mind! Banned! point:
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Any news?
While he is away I hereby nominate Nick as a temporary moderator. What could go wrong? happy088
Are you completely mad???? Banghead
No news on Snoopy so far this weekend I’m afraid… noooo:
Berek then?
happy001
You'll be suggesting Landlady next!
happy001
I would. But you would prolly ban me. scared2:
A heinous crime for sure but banning…? rubschin:
LL FOR MODERATOR! ;D
I changed my mind! Banned! point:
This will all end in tears. . . noooo:
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sad24:
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Any news?
While he is away I hereby nominate Nick as a temporary moderator. What could go wrong? happy088
Are you completely mad???? Banghead
No news on Snoopy so far this weekend I’m afraid… noooo:
Berek then?
happy001
You'll be suggesting Landlady next!
happy001
I would. But you would prolly ban me. scared2:
A heinous crime for sure but banning…? rubschin:
LL FOR MODERATOR! ;D
I changed my mind! Banned! point:
This will all end in tears. . . noooo:
sad24:
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Where's Wenchy and Nick today?
Have they gone to visit Snoopy perhaps?
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Where's Wenchy and Nick today?
Have they gone to visit Snoopy perhaps?
I think Nick has imploded… scared2:
No sign of Wenchy today tho. noooo:
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Where's Wenchy and Nick today?
Have they gone to visit Snoopy perhaps?
Seeing them approach your hospital bed would be like:
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Or even:
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Wenchy to eat all your fruit while Nick puts his chair on the oxygen pipe.
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Have seen Wench but not Nick.
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Where's Wenchy and Nick today?
Have they gone to visit Snoopy perhaps?
Seeing them approach your hospital bed would be like:
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Or even:
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Wenchy to eat all your fruit while Nick puts his chair on the oxygen pipe.
happy001
It would be a worry to see the calamitous one coming through the door… scared2:
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I have been on a school trip full of 9 year olds eeek:, vomit eeek: and nose bleeds sick2:. Tangle with me at your peril eveilgrin: evil: evil: evil: ::) angry041:
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Seeing them approach your hospital bed would be like:
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Nah Darwin, Nick can't be one of those four. If he was he would have either fallen off or ridden into a deep pond whistle:
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I have been on a school trip full of 9 year olds eeek:, vomit eeek: and nose bleeds sick2:. Tangle with me at your peril eveilgrin: evil: evil: evil: ::) angry041:
happy100
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Wenchy now moves with almost plate tectonic haste...
The speed of a striking snail....
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Wenchy now moves with almost plate tectonic haste...
The speed of a striking snail....
"Quicker than a Tax rebate"
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Any news on the old bugger?
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Thats not a very nice way to talk about Wenchy Nick. eeek:
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Any news on the old bugger?
No... Landlady sent a nice card and flowers today... whistle:
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He is, of course, allergic to Flowers. BM and LL in murder mystery eveilgrin:
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He is, of course, allergic to Flowers. BM and LL in murder mystery eveilgrin:
I did wonder... rubschin:
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I was wondering how Nick knew Snoops is allergic to flowers...... rubschin:
Is there something you want to tell us oh Captain Calamity?
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I have met him! Thassow!
I may call Mrs Snoopy for an update! We are neighbours! Sort of
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Was it recently?
Did you bring him flowers as a present? whistle:
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No. A rocket. Why>?
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Just wondering if it was another example of the curse of Nickenkhamen... whistle:
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Just called him. He is well. back at home and resting. He will be back in a day or two! drumroll:
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Just called him. He is well. back at home and resting. He will be back in a day or two! drumroll:
Unless the flowers work their deadly magic of course... scared2:
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They have not yet arrived
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Perhaps you should warn him not to open the door... noooo:
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I doubt he can!
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I doubt he can!
That's okay then... whistle:
Mrs. Barman will prolly spend the money on clothes anyway... Banghead
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Size 14, I guess
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Size 14, I guess
Stretchy size 10… whistle:
OMG did I really type that? eeek:
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Oops.
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scared2:
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Size 14, I guess
Stretchy size 10… whistle:
OMG did I really type that? eeek:
LL
KILL.
Stretchy!! point: point: point: point:
See also "Wig"
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It's not a description of the female form I have come across before.
Flexible, yes.
Stretchy, no.
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My sympathies eveilgrin:
I hear Wenchy is stretchy. Skin over 4 sq miles eveilgrin:
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It's not a description of the female form I have come across before.
Flexible, yes.
Stretchy, no.
It may depend on the circumstance Tel. I'm guessing that those dozy bints who get the ridiculously sized silicon implants would have to be fairly stretchy.
I cant comment on BM's use of the term though.
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Not Mrs Nick eveilgrin:
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doh:
Hide this thread for gawd's sake... scared2:
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eeek:
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doh:
Hide this thread for gawd's sake... scared2:
Whats the worst LL can do to you in revenge BM....... point:
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doh:
Hide this thread for gawd's sake... scared2:
Whats the worst LL can do to you in revenge BM....... point:
Stretch herself and smother him?
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My sympathies eveilgrin:
I hear Wenchy is stretchy. Skin over 4 sq miles eveilgrin:
Oops.
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It's not a description of the female form I have come across before.
Flexible, yes.
Stretchy, no.
It may depend on the circumstance Tel. I'm guessing that those dozy bints who get the ridiculously sized silicon implants would have to be fairly stretchy.
I cant comment on BM's use of the term though.
Have you ever felt one?
Not to my liking at all.
Natural is best even if it's like 2 poached eggs.
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Not Mrs Nick eveilgrin:
Wot?
Stretchy, flexible or implanted?
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doh:
Hide this thread for gawd's sake... scared2:
And before you get any funny ideas about deleting it or summat.....
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doh:
Hide this thread for gawd's sake... scared2:
Whats the worst LL can do to you in revenge BM....... point:
Veto anything I post in the new 'boy's toys' section prolly... sad24:
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My sympathies eveilgrin:
I hear Wenchy is stretchy. Skin over 4 sq miles eveilgrin:
Oops.
Death wish I believe Nick has eeek:
Have you ever felt one?
Did while I was a student nurse calming down a friend of a friend. Dozy bint had the implants then discovered a 'lump' one day. Offered to check for her, found the lump and then found the same lump in the other one. Somehow managing to keep a straight face I managed to suggest that she contacted her doctor as I wasnt certain... point:
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Lump? All nurses have those. Ask Snoopy! rubschin:
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Yesterday morning, blood test sample taken.
Sitting down, nurse places pillow on my lap, I place right arm on pillow.
Nurse puts strap on my arm, taps for vein and tells me to clench fist.
Nurse inserts needle into my arm, tells me to unclench fist.
Nurse leans forward, my hand is open.
They were real!
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Just a hunch Tel but did you notice the needle going in? eyes:
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Yesterday morning, blood test sample taken.
Sitting down, nurse places pillow on my lap, I place right arm on pillow.
Nurse puts strap on my arm, taps for vein and tells me to clench fist.
Nurse inserts needle into my arm, tells me to unclench fist.
Nurse leans forward, my hand is open.
They were real!
Lucky she wasn't testing your blood pressure! eyes:
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Just a hunch Tel but did you notice the needle going in? eyes:
Not much.
She was quite buxom.
Such a nice word, buxom. Goes so well with wench.
Oops.
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scared:
I hear she is!
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Yesterday morning, blood test sample taken.
Sitting down, nurse places pillow on my lap, I place right arm on pillow.
Nurse puts strap on my arm, taps for vein and tells me to clench fist.
Nurse inserts needle into my arm, tells me to unclench fist.
Nurse leans forward, my hand is open.
They were real!
Lucky she wasn't testing your blood pressure! eyes:
Quite, although last week I had an ECG. wires to go on chest and legs.
Nurse drops cable rell thing on my crotch then pressed down the reel whilst pulling out the extending cables. Not good just before an ECG!
PS - she was a very tall, pretty blonde S African. Oh the joys of the NHS.
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Que?
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point:
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I think I need to talk with LL, she'll be in these parts soon.
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I think I need to talk with LL, she'll be in these parts soon.
Has she gone to Blighty for implants then?
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Would at least find out how "stretchy" she is.
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doh:
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Would at least find out how "stretchy" she is.
eeek:
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doh:
What's LL's tipple?
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I think I need to talk with LL, she'll be in these parts soon.
eeek:
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doh:
What's LL's tipple?
Anything liquid... whistle:
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No problems then.
BTW Youngs stop selling Stella in my local as from today.
Heineken instead.
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No problems then.
BTW Youngs stop selling Stella in my local as from today.
Heineken instead.
Why is that then...?
The 'wife beater' reputation?
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Possibly although I don't know how much they sell compared to the other lagers.
Never liked the taste of it.
Is LL into Black Sambuca?
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Possibly although I don't know how much they sell compared to the other lagers.
Never liked the taste of it.
Is LL into Black Sambuca?
eeek:
I dunno... is it like white Sambuca?
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Evil stuff, smells the same though.
Off to gym now, then maybe a Youngs afterwards.
Night all.
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No Young's for me today, only tea.
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No Young's for me today, only tea.
Tea??? eeek:
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No Young's for me today, only tea.
Tea??? eeek:
Tea!!!!!
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No Young's for me today, only tea.
Tea??? eeek:
Tea!!!!!
Indeed... eeek:
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No Young's for me today, only tea.
Tea??? eeek:
Tea!!!!!
Indeed... eeek:
The end of civilisation. . . noooo:
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No Young's for me today, only tea.
Tea??? eeek:
Tea!!!!!
Indeed... eeek:
The end of civilisation. . . noooo:
As we know it... noooo:
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Tea?
Oh dear noooo:
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The man flu is to blame. Daughter has just made me dinner brought it to my sick bed. Another cup of tea on the way, then sleep methinks.
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Tea?
Oh dear noooo:
Gay I 'spec... noooo:
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Tea?
Oh dear noooo:
Gay I 'spec... noooo:
Earl Grey. . .Stphen Fry. . etc
You could be right. rubschin:
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Tea?
Oh dear noooo:
Gay I 'spec... noooo:
Earl Grey. . .Stphen Fry. . etc
You could be right. rubschin:
I think so…
So sad, he will have to be removed from the forum… noooo:
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Tea?
Oh dear noooo:
Gay I 'spec... noooo:
Earl Grey. . .Stphen Fry. . etc
You could be right. rubschin:
I think so…
So sad, he will have to be removed from the forum… noooo:
You should have guessed when he enquired about "Youngs Campari". . .
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Tea?
Oh dear noooo:
Gay I 'spec... noooo:
Earl Grey. . .Stphen Fry. . etc
You could be right. rubschin:
I think so…
So sad, he will have to be removed from the forum… noooo:
You should have guessed when he enquired about "Youngs Campari". . .
Indeed…
But I hoped against all hope…
noooo:
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I was nor aware that we could use the T word in this boozer. I have looked in the members handbook of Rules and Etiquette edition 4 and I find no mention of the correct use of the T word. was there an amendment?
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Mrs TMR has forced me to drink two cans of draught Guinness "to help me sleep". Am I allowed back in now?
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I was nor aware that we could use the T word in this boozer. I have looked in the members handbook of Rules and Etiquette edition 4 and I find no mention of the correct use of the T word. was there an amendment?
I'd hoped that it went without saying... noooo:
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Mrs TMR has forced me to drink two cans of draught Guinness "to help me sleep". Am I allowed back in now?
You can just stand in the doorway... next to the smokers there... whistle:
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Mrs TMR has forced me to drink two cans of draught Guinness "to help me sleep". Am I allowed back in now?
You can just stand in the doorway... next to the smokers there... whistle:
Smart move BM.
That will also have the benefit of making the smokers press their backs against the wall and maintain a clear passage. ;D
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Mrs TMR has forced me to drink two cans of draught Guinness "to help me sleep". Am I allowed back in now?
You can just stand in the doorway... next to the smokers there... whistle:
Smart move BM.
That will also have the benefit of making the smokers press their backs against the wall and maintain a clear passage. ;D
;D
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I like tea! eeek:
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Day too. Still no prospect of Young's on the horizon. Not good.
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Day too? Too what? Too wet? Too soggy? Too miserable? Too sober?
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Day too? Too what? Too wet? Too soggy? Too miserable? Too sober?
Too sober.
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Did gym last night, popped for a pint of Youngs.
Had about 2 sips of my pint and the northern end of Wallington was plunged into darkness - power cut.
Ah, drinking by candle-light.
Screwed the people who were waiting to watch the footie.
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Too unwell to type the write words :-(
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happy100
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I seem to recall this thread was at one point something to do with Snoopy.
Is the old dog stuck with one of those big plastic cones on his head to prevent him from licking the keyboard?
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Didn't Nick have one of those to stop him licking windows?
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Didn't Nick have one of those to stop him licking windows?
lol: lol: lol:
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Snoopy is here! cloud9:
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happ096
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It'll take him bloody hours to read through this lot... whistle:
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Have a seat
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Have a seat
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Thanks you... cloud9:
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Hellooooooooooooooooo! And thanks for the Flowers. You lot are lovely really.
The Hound is not yet (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fad%2Fharp.gif&hash=90fb190c2f714a9306ee5b19cdd04b8dba49851f)
Update is that at 00.25 hours (Twentyfive past midnight) on last Wednesday night/Thursday morning I had a heart attack and was carted off to hospital (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsick032.gif&hash=810cca939094732bca9cd84eef8b8fd33a34d55a).
Bit of a bugger really as I was sound asleep when it started. Anyway they (The Cardiologists) tell me it was only a little one (well we knew that redface:) and that there is minimal further damage to the already damaged heart muscle. Asked for a likely continued life span expectation the Consultant said "As long as anyone gets ..... in other words I don't know, just keep taking the pills as there is no further intervention that I would recommend at this time ~ live each day as if it's your last and enjoy it but remember that you will probably see the day after as well so don't be stupid"
Instructions are to "rest often, don't do too much and don't worry"
I have to say that they have given me some new pills which are a bit OTT. If I'm not sat on the loo I am feeling high as a kite but they tell me those side effects will pass. whistle:
Anyway it's good to be back at the pub, thanks for all your kind words. I'll not be here all day, as I used to be in the past, but I'll pop in as often as Mrs Snoopy AKA Head of the in-house nursing team (Gestapo) will allow.
Look out she is pulling into the drive as I type. See you all later.
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Hellooooooooooooooooo! And thanks for the Flowers. You lot are lovely really.
The Hound is not yet (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fad%2Fharp.gif&hash=90fb190c2f714a9306ee5b19cdd04b8dba49851f)
Update is that at 00.25 hours (Twentyfive past midnight) on last Wednesday night/Thursday morning I had a heart attack and was carted off to hospital (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsick032.gif&hash=810cca939094732bca9cd84eef8b8fd33a34d55a).
Bit of a bugger really as I was sound asleep when it started. Anyway they (The Cardiologists) tell me it was only a little one (well we knew that redface:) and that there is minimal further damage to the already damaged heart muscle. Asked for a likely continued life span expectation the Consultant said "As long as anyone gets ..... in other words I don't know, just keep taking the pills as there is no further intervention that I would recommend at this time ~ live each day as if it's your last and enjoy it but remember that you will probably see the day after as well so don't be stupid"
Instructions are to "rest often, don't do too much and don't worry"
I have to say that they have given me some new pills which are a bit OTT. If I'm not sat on the loo I am feeling high as a kite but they tell me those side effects will pass. whistle:
Anyway it's good to be back at the pub, thanks for all your kind words. I'll not be here all day, as I used to be in the past, but I'll pop in as often as Mrs Snoopy AKA Head of the in-house nursing team (Gestapo) will allow.
Look out she is pulling into the drive as I type. See you all later.
Good to have you back!
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Have a seat
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Thanks you... cloud9:
Not you Baldymort! The patient!
Snoops it is lovely to have you back!
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Fanks kid! cloud9:
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Welcome back hound.
Drugs only, no procedures?
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Welcome back hound.
Drugs only, no procedures?
No procedures. Had bypass in 1998 but it didn't work and they say they cannot do better now. Had Angioplasty and stenting in 2005 which also didn't work as hoped and they say there is no point in repeating that exercise. Drugs seems to be the only alternative until the technology to grow new heart muscle and accompanying arteries is proven. Cardiologist reckons that is still years away despite claims made regularly in the Daily Mail that it is just around the corner. Drugs do work but the problem is that one either grows used to them and they become less effective or (as in my case with many of them) one reacts badly to a particular drug and the "cure" is worse than the problem. See John Diamond's books "C" and "SNAKE OIL and other preoccupations". John Diamond, for those who have forgotten him was husband of Nigella Lawson, who died of throat cancer in March 2001. I agree with him that one reaches a stage when you think "F*ck this, the side effects are worse than the illness" and stop taking the drugs.
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Yeah, we reached that point with my Dad. The choice came to a year of him vomiting and being in general discomfort or three months of enjoyment and no drugs and no side effects followed by palliative care. None of us had a problem with what he felt was the obvious choice.
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I had the angioplasty 18 months ago and have had no problems since apart from the morning tirednes from the beta-blockers. Hospital doctor suggested taking the beta-blocker at night instead of the morning. May sound daft but it seems to have made a difference and I only changed on Sunday night.
For the first in a year I was up before 7!
Only problem is that I seem to be starving hungry when I wake up and not very hungry in the evening.
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Good to see you're back happy088
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Hellooooooooooooooooo! And thanks for the Flowers. You lot are lovely really.
The Hound is not yet (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fad%2Fharp.gif&hash=90fb190c2f714a9306ee5b19cdd04b8dba49851f)
That's you and Mozo now both owe me for having my black suit dry cleaned unnecessarily. noooo:
Place stinks of moth-balls now.
Welcome back anyway. lol:
Have a seat
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I assume that is a commode, given the dogs medication?
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I assume that is a commode, given the dogs medication?
No, it’s commodious given Wenchy’s arse… whistle:
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eeek: sad24:
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eeek: sad24:
redface: I thought you'd gone... redface:
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eeek: sad24:
redface: I thought you'd gone... redface:
He's nasty behind your back all the time you know. noooo:
Perhaps a quick fondle of his 'isms would make him nicer?
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eeek: sad24:
redface: I thought you'd gone... redface:
He's nasty behind your back all the time you know. noooo:
Perhaps a quick fondle of his 'isms would make him nicer?
That would only encourage him to test Wenchys "stretchiness"!
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eeek: sad24:
redface: I thought you'd gone... redface:
He's nasty behind your back all the time you know. noooo:
Perhaps a quick fondle of his 'isms would make him nicer?
That would only encourage him to test Wenchys "stretchiness"!
Very true.
I withdraw the suggestion.
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eeek: sad24:
redface: I thought you'd gone... redface:
He's nasty behind your back all the time you know. noooo:
Perhaps a quick fondle of his 'isms would make him nicer?
Perhaps... whistle:
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evil:
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I had the angioplasty 18 months ago and have had no problems since apart from the morning tirednes from the beta-blockers. Hospital doctor suggested taking the beta-blocker at night instead of the morning. May sound daft but it seems to have made a difference and I only changed on Sunday night.
For the first in a year I was up before 7!
Only problem is that I seem to be starving hungry when I wake up and not very hungry in the evening.
When it works Angioplasty is good ~ but only when it works
They tried to put four stents into the left anterial artery and hoped that the increase in blood supply would "force" the rest of the artery to open. It didn't. Two and a half hours of invasive procedure under local anesthetic wasted. Even the Cardiologist was cursing when he decided he could do no more. Now the hope is that drug treatment will assist the heart which is busy growing it's own little "bypass" type arteries to cope with the fact that the left side is f*cked.
Beta Blockers ~ I take 75 mg Atenolol morning and 50mg at night which is above the recommended maximum dose but the Cardiologist says "You're a big chap, you can cope with that"
I also take (This is the new one) A Calcium Channel blocker each morning
An angiotensin II receptor antagonist morning & night
A diuretic each morning (They've changed that too as the one I was on caused a potassium deficiency)
A Statin each night
Aspirin (of course)
Sundry other pills connected with insulin levels (Not Metformin) and cholestoral lowering drugs.
Valium morning noon and night to help me "cope" with taking so many pills!
In total I take some 12 different drugs a day so the potential for conflict between them is great. Most of them come with warnings that they should not be taken with the others eeek: which is a little unnerving.
Hungry? I am always hungry because of the dibetes and the need to follow a diet regime. ;)
Tired? Permanently ::)
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I assume that is a commode, given the dogs medication?
No, it’s commodious given Wenchy’s arse… whistle:
Smacked left ear from Landlady and swift smacked right ear from Miss Piggy
You are a BAD BAD Baldymort cussing:
I like the new name for BM happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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I assume that is a commode, given the dogs medication?
No, it’s commodious given Wenchy’s arse… whistle:
Smacked left ear from Landlady and swift smacked right ear from Miss Piggy
You are a BAD BAD Baldymort cussing:
I like the new name for BM happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Banghead
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I like the new name for BM happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
It does appear to be a popular choice although I think I'm going to pay for it later whistle:
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I like the new name for BM happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
It does appear to be a popular choice although I think I'm going to pay for it later whistle:
Oh who cares... noooo:
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I like the new name for BM happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
It does appear to be a popular choice although I think I'm going to pay for it later whistle:
Oh who cares... noooo:
The last time someone said that to me I was on the receiving end of evil revenge a couple of weeks later... eeek:
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I like the new name for BM happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
It does appear to be a popular choice although I think I'm going to pay for it later whistle:
Oh who cares... noooo:
The last time someone said that to me I was on the receiving end of evil revenge a couple of weeks later... eeek:
whistle:
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On the bright side I'd have Miss Piggy and Wenchy to help me plot my retaliation.... eveilgrin:
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On the bright side I'd have Miss Piggy and Wenchy to help me plot my retaliation.... eveilgrin:
rubschin:
You're meeting them aren't you...
scared2:
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Whatever makes you think that BM old boy..... angel1
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Whatever makes you think that BM old boy..... angel1
I'm buggered... scared2:
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Whatever makes you think that BM old boy..... angel1
I'm buggered... scared2:
Be afraid.....
Be VERY afraid..... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fsigns136.gif&hash=83e5ff37de44bb9f09ffa6c0c12edc4d7a3a79c3)
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Atenolol - guy I work with (heart attack 10 years) has just been taken off this because it is too expensive!
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shocked003 According to my cardiologist Atenolol is one of the oldest and cheapest beta blockers around. "Modern" thinking is that Calcium Channel Blockers are better but in my case I react badly to them.