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Title: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: TG on January 20, 2008, 01:34:34 PM
Well, Ok he aint. But he has had a heart attack in prison so there is hope.

There is speculation that Glitter - who was diagnosed with high blood pressure last year - could be released early so he can be treated in the UK.

Great. I love paying tax.  Banghead


Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2008, 01:46:09 PM
doh:

Why?

 Angry9:
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: TG on January 20, 2008, 02:13:01 PM

Why?


Are you a scouser?

Well I imagine he is still a british citizen and pays his stamp so he's entitled to NHS treatment innit.

Though why this still applies when he is in a foreign jail for child abuse is anyones guess.

Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2008, 03:00:51 PM

Why?


Are you a scouser?

Well I imagine he is still a british citizen and pays his stamp so he's entitled to NHS treatment innit.

Though why this still applies when he is in a foreign jail for child abuse is anyones guess.


Hang him!  cussing:
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: TG on January 20, 2008, 03:15:57 PM

Why?


Are you a scouser?

Well I imagine he is still a british citizen and pays his stamp so he's entitled to NHS treatment innit.

Though why this still applies when he is in a foreign jail for child abuse is anyones guess.


Hang him!  cussing:

Are you a scouse Daily Mail reader?  eeek:
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2008, 03:20:29 PM

Why?


Are you a scouser?

Well I imagine he is still a british citizen and pays his stamp so he's entitled to NHS treatment innit.


Though why this still applies when he is in a foreign jail for child abuse is anyones guess.


Hang him!  cussing:

Are you a scouse Daily Mail reader?  eeek:
Neither...  redface:
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: TG on January 20, 2008, 03:24:38 PM
Good man.  happy088
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2008, 03:26:18 PM
Good man.  happy088
I still say hang him tho...  redface:
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Pastis on January 20, 2008, 06:00:58 PM
A propos of things paedo, did anyone see Langham being interviewed by Dr Pamela Stephenson the other night?

That man is in a strange place... in his head, I mean  confused:

I'm an alcoholic, so I don't drink...
I'm addicted to nicotine, so I don't smoke...
I'm a compulsive liar, therefore I've decided to tell the truth...
 eeek:

Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2008, 09:30:57 AM
Good man.  happy088
I still say hang him tho...  redface:

By his nads using piano wire!!  cussing:
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: chuntering again on January 25, 2008, 03:20:38 PM
A propos of things paedo, did anyone see Langham being interviewed by Dr Pamela Stephenson the other night?

That man is in a strange place... in his head, I mean  confused:

I'm an alcoholic, so I don't drink...
I'm addicted to nicotine, so I don't smoke...
I'm a compulsive liar, therefore I've decided to tell the truth...
 eeek:



I'm addicted to sex, but my wife rarely puts out. Explain!  cussing:
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2008, 03:30:27 PM
A propos of things paedo, did anyone see Langham being interviewed by Dr Pamela Stephenson the other night?

That man is in a strange place... in his head, I mean  confused:

I'm an alcoholic, so I don't drink...
I'm addicted to nicotine, so I don't smoke...
I'm a compulsive liar, therefore I've decided to tell the truth...
 eeek:



I'm addicted to sex, but my wife rarely puts out. Explain!  cussing:
Time for Mrs. chuntering again #2 perhaps?  whistle:
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: TG on January 25, 2008, 03:33:42 PM
A propos of things paedo, did anyone see Langham being interviewed by Dr Pamela Stephenson the other night?

That man is in a strange place... in his head, I mean  confused:

I'm an alcoholic, so I don't drink...
I'm addicted to nicotine, so I don't smoke...
I'm a compulsive liar, therefore I've decided to tell the truth...
 eeek:



I'm addicted to sex, but my wife rarely puts out. Explain!  cussing:
Time for Mrs. chuntering again #2 perhaps?  whistle:

BM, Marriage guidance councilor.  happy088
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 03:34:38 PM
A propos of things paedo, did anyone see Langham being interviewed by Dr Pamela Stephenson the other night?

That man is in a strange place... in his head, I mean  confused:

I'm an alcoholic, so I don't drink...
I'm addicted to nicotine, so I don't smoke...
I'm a compulsive liar, therefore I've decided to tell the truth...
 eeek:



I'm addicted to sex, but my wife rarely puts out. Explain!  cussing:
Time for Mrs. chuntering again #2 perhaps?  whistle:

Does LL know you are this intolerant?  eeek:
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2008, 03:39:05 PM
Mrs S#2 Remembers how she got me therefore she is careful about restricting my "rations".  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2008, 03:40:01 PM
Mrs S#2 Remembers how she got me therefore she is careful about restricting my "rations".  eveilgrin:
Bought you with biscuits?
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2008, 03:41:20 PM
Mrs S#2 Remembers how she got me therefore she is careful about restricting my "rations".  eveilgrin:
Bought you with biscuits?

Something like that  ::)
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 03:41:44 PM
Mrs S#2 Remembers how she got me therefore she is careful about restricting my "rations".  eveilgrin:

Biscuits/chocolate/kinky sex games it's all the same really.
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2008, 03:43:49 PM
A propos of things paedo, did anyone see Langham being interviewed by Dr Pamela Stephenson the other night?

That man is in a strange place... in his head, I mean  confused:

I'm an alcoholic, so I don't drink...
I'm addicted to nicotine, so I don't smoke...
I'm a compulsive liar, therefore I've decided to tell the truth...
 eeek:



I'm addicted to sex, but my wife rarely puts out. Explain!  cussing:
Time for Mrs. chuntering again #2 perhaps?  whistle:

Does LL know you are this intolerant?  eeek:
She knows she is Mrs. Barman #1  whistle:
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2008, 03:55:18 PM
Mrs S#2 Remembers how she got me therefore she is careful about restricting my "rations".  eveilgrin:
Biscuits/chocolate/kinky sex games it's all the same really.
But the crumbs go everywhere . .
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2008, 03:59:43 PM
Biscuits/chocolate/kinky sex games it's all the same really.

Pin the hobnob on the Wenchy?  eeek:
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2008, 04:02:49 PM
Biscuits/chocolate/kinky sex games it's all the same really.

Pin the hobnob on the Wenchy?  eeek:
Voldynobbyspankywenchy?
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: LouBosse2000 on January 25, 2008, 07:26:08 PM
Hanging is too quick for that so and so, need castrating preferably with a blunt knife.

Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2008, 08:04:18 PM
Hanging is too quick for that so and so, need castrating preferably with a blunt knife.


And then hanging?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Gary Glitter dead.
Post by: LouBosse2000 on January 25, 2008, 08:17:14 PM
Nah no hanging, then with any luck it will get MRSA of that C whatever it is and rot................. eveilgrin: