The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Just One More on January 21, 2008, 09:13:04 AM
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I had a go at this
http://www.peterrussell.com/Odds/RealAge.php
I'm 49, my virtual age is 51.6, I'm expected to croak when I'm 73.4 and the average for somebody my age is to go at 76
I didn't take much notice of how the sliders did alter things, but I did notice that my 50,000 miles a year driving takes four years off my life eeek:
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You can expect to live approximately another 11400 more days.
You have to put up with me for another 31 years! point:
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Of course you are working on the basis that the predictions about the ancient calenders are incorrect and the world won't come to an end in 2012. Given that Captain Calamity is walking the planet its certainly plausible now eeek:
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Bloody hell!!!! I should have died yesterday! scared2:
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Bloody hell!!!! I should have died yesterday! scared2:
‘Death predictions are accurate ± 2 days.’ point:
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I woke up early to check whether I am dead, I am not, but I don't feel very well! scared2:
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I woke up early to check whether I am dead, I am not, but I don't feel very well! scared2:
Are you sure... that you're not dead I mean... how would you know? whistle:
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Well.. people would say nice things about me if I was dead.....(I think)
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Well.. people would say nice things about me if I was dead.....(I think)
Very true actually… if they are still being nasty to you, you’re probably still in the land of the living… whistle:
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Well.. people would say nice things about me if I was dead.....(I think)
Very true actually… if they are still being nasty to you, you’re probably still in the land of the living… whistle:
Then I'm truely very much alive. eeek:
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Well.. people would say nice things about me if I was dead.....(I think)
Very true actually… if they are still being nasty to you, you’re probably still in the land of the living… whistle:
Then I'm truely very much alive. eeek:
And me... noooo:
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I have made funeral arrangements for myself for the week after next cry:
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Great! can I come?
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I have made funeral arrangements for myself for the week after next cry:
I've nearly lost a friend
Can somebody put a fiver in the collection for me? I'll pay you back next week
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F*ck me ~ I was as honest as I could be (given the limited choices) and it says I shall live until I'm 79.4. ::)
That's a comfort given recent events.
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Biological age: 29
Virtual age: 24.7
Average life expectancy 74
My life expectancy 78.3
And I still die at a younger age then Snoopy!
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F*ck me ~ I was as honest as I could be (given the limited choices) and it says I shall live uintil I'm 79.4. ::)
That's a comfort given recent events.
Bloody mothballs. . .
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Biological age: 33
Virtual age: 18.1
Average life expectancy 74
My life expectancy 88.9
I can live with that eyes:
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I am 53. My virtual age is 69 scared2:
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I am 53. My virtual age is 69 scared2:
You heavy smoking driver you!
I still don't understand why Snoopy gets to live longer than I do. noooo:
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Biological age: 40
Virtual age: 25.8
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 90 !!!!!!!!!!!
Why would I want to live to 90 - pass me the fags , brandy and drugs now, whilst I am driving at 90 with no seat belt on eeek:
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Biological age: 40
Virtual age: 25.8
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 90 !!!!!!!!!!!
Why would I want to live to 90 - pass me the fags , brandy and drugs now, whilst I am driving at 90 with no seat belt on eeek:
eeek:
What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not? noooo:
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What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not? noooo:
cry: cry: cry:
Don't smoke, family have lived to a ripe old age - not much history of heat problems etc and don't drive as I get travel provided by work etc....
Think I need to go and jump out an aeroplane this afternoon rubschin:
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Biological age: 40
Virtual age: 25.8
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 90 !!!!!!!!!!!
Why would I want to live to 90 - pass me the fags , brandy and drugs now, whilst I am driving at 90 with no seat belt on eeek:
eeek:
What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not? noooo:
Perhaps she's a secret nun?
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Biological age: 54
Virtual age: 42
Average life expectancy 77
My life expectancy 89
Why is there no option for non-drivers?
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What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not? noooo:
cry: cry: cry:
Don't smoke, family have lived to a ripe old age - not much history of heat problems etc and don't drive as I get travel provided by work etc....
Think I need to go and jump out an aeroplane this afternoon rubschin:
How is The Snot? That must have taken a few years off? rubschin:
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How is The Snot? That must have taken a few years off? rubschin:
No that is cleared up today - but thank you for enquiring kind sir.
I don't have time to be ill - perhaps I need to reconsider that to bring my batting average down a bit more. cry:
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Biological age: 54
Virtual age: 53.2
Average life expectancy 77
My life expectancy 77.8
rubschin:
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How is The Snot? That must have taken a few years off? rubschin:
No that is cleared up today - but thank you for enquiring kind sir.
I don't have time to be ill - perhaps I need to reconsider that to bring my batting average down a bit more. cry:
Excellent... off you go skydiving then... cool14:
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Biological age 39 3/4 ;D
Virtual age 35.6
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 78.4
So, nearly 40 more years of this shite then...
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Biological age 39 3/4 ;D
Virtual age 35.6
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 78.4
So, nearly 40 more years of this shite then...
40 years of The Snot... noooo:
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How curious -
Biological age: 58
Virtual age: 51.1
Average life expectancy: 78
Life expectancy: 84.9
So . . . a few years to go yet then.
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My real age is 53. My virtual age is 69. eeek:
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How curious -
Biological age: 58
Virtual age: 51.1
Average life expectancy: 78
Life expectancy: 84.9
So . . . a few years to go yet then.
I thought you were dead already… are you sure you didn’t cheat? noooo:
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Biological age: 40
Virtual age: 25.8
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 90 !!!!!!!!!!!
Why would I want to live to 90 - pass me the fags , brandy and drugs now, whilst I am driving at 90 with no seat belt on eeek:
eeek:
What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not? noooo:
Perhaps she's a secret nun?
Nun the wiser? whistle:
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How curious -
Biological age: 58
Virtual age: 51.1
Average life expectancy: 78
Life expectancy: 84.9
So . . . a few years to go yet then.
I thought you were dead already… are you sure you didn’t cheat? noooo:
drumroll:
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What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not? noooo:
cry: cry: cry:
Don't smoke, family have lived to a ripe old age - not much history of heat problems etc and don't drive as I get travel provided by work etc....
Think I need to go and jump out an aeroplane this afternoon rubschin:
Heat problems? ;)
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Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff eyes:
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Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff eyes:
I think that means burnt out lol:
Sorry for the spelling mistake - unfortunately dyslexia or stupidity doesn't seem to knock any years off you either cry:
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Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff eyes:
I think that means burnt out lol:
Sorry for the spelling mistake - unfortunately dyslexia or stupidity doesn't seem to knock any years off you either cry:
We’ll settle for ‘hot stuff’ eh? ;)
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Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff eyes:
I think that means burnt out lol:
Sorry for the spelling mistake - unfortunately dyslexia or stupidity doesn't seem to knock any years off you either cry:
I use to go out with a girl with dyslexia, strange girl. Said she wanted to cook my sock ;)
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Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff eyes:
I think that means burnt out lol:
Sorry for the spelling mistake - unfortunately dyslexia or stupidity doesn't seem to knock any years off you either cry:
I use to go out with a girl with dyslexia, strange girl. Said she wanted to cook my sock ;)
Thermal socks cause heat problems.
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Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff eyes:
I think that means burnt out lol:
Sorry for the spelling mistake - unfortunately dyslexia or stupidity doesn't seem to knock any years off you either cry:
I use to go out with a girl with dyslexia, strange girl. Said she wanted to cook my sock ;)
drumroll:
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Aha! How to confound the predictions!
http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSN231153520080123?rpc=64
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So three rounds with Wenchy is good for your health?
Ah don't tink soooooooooooooo noooo:
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So three rounds with Wenchy is good for your health?
Ah don't tink soooooooooooooo noooo:
Mr Wench would probably agree with you there!