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Title: 24 years to go
Post by: Just One More on January 21, 2008, 09:13:04 AM
I had a go at this

http://www.peterrussell.com/Odds/RealAge.php

I'm 49, my virtual age is 51.6, I'm expected to croak when I'm 73.4 and the average for somebody my age is to go at 76

I didn't take much notice of how the sliders did alter things, but I did notice that my 50,000 miles a year driving takes four years off my life  eeek:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2008, 10:20:46 AM
You can expect to live approximately another 11400 more days.

You have to put up with me for another 31 years!  point:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2008, 03:38:39 PM
Of course you are working on the basis that the predictions about the ancient calenders are incorrect and the world won't come to an end in 2012. Given that Captain Calamity is walking the planet its certainly plausible now  eeek:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 21, 2008, 08:45:00 PM
Bloody hell!!!! I should have died yesterday! scared2:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 06:16:22 AM
Bloody hell!!!! I should have died yesterday! scared2:
‘Death predictions are accurate ± 2 days.’  point:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 22, 2008, 06:30:09 AM
I woke up early to check whether I am dead, I am not, but I don't feel very well! scared2:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 07:52:25 AM
I woke up early to check whether I am dead, I am not, but I don't feel very well! scared2:
Are you sure... that you're not dead I mean... how would you know?  whistle:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 22, 2008, 07:55:22 AM
Well.. people would say nice things about me if I was dead.....(I think)
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 08:07:17 AM
Well.. people would say nice things about me if I was dead.....(I think)
Very true actually… if they are still being nasty to you, you’re probably still in the land of the living…  whistle:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 22, 2008, 08:20:23 AM
Well.. people would say nice things about me if I was dead.....(I think)
Very true actually… if they are still being nasty to you, you’re probably still in the land of the living…  whistle:

Then I'm truely very much alive.  eeek:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 08:28:54 AM
Well.. people would say nice things about me if I was dead.....(I think)
Very true actually… if they are still being nasty to you, you’re probably still in the land of the living…  whistle:

Then I'm truely very much alive.  eeek:
And me...  noooo:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2008, 11:41:08 AM
I have made funeral arrangements for myself for the week after next cry:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 22, 2008, 11:57:11 AM
Great! can I come?
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Just One More on January 22, 2008, 08:42:50 PM
I have made funeral arrangements for myself for the week after next cry:

I've nearly lost a friend

Can somebody put a fiver in the collection for me? I'll pay you back next week
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Snoopy on January 23, 2008, 04:22:18 PM
F*ck me ~ I was as honest as I could be (given the limited choices) and it says I shall live until I'm 79.4.  ::)
That's a comfort given recent events.
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Bar Wench on January 23, 2008, 04:27:56 PM
Biological age: 29
Virtual age: 24.7
Average life expectancy 74
My life expectancy 78.3

And I still die at a younger age then Snoopy!
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2008, 05:11:27 PM
F*ck me ~ I was as honest as I could be (given the limited choices) and it says I shall live uintil I'm 79.4.  ::)
That's a comfort given recent events.

Bloody mothballs. . .
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2008, 06:21:14 PM
Biological age: 33
Virtual age: 18.1
Average life expectancy 74
My life expectancy 88.9

I can live with that  eyes:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2008, 06:31:45 PM
I am 53. My virtual age is 69 scared2:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 08:58:59 AM
I am 53. My virtual age is 69 scared2:

You heavy smoking driver you!

I still don't understand why Snoopy gets to live longer than I do.  noooo:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 24, 2008, 09:19:02 AM

Biological age: 40
Virtual age: 25.8
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 90 !!!!!!!!!!!


Why would I want to live to 90 - pass me the fags , brandy and drugs now, whilst I am driving at 90 with no seat belt on  eeek:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 09:21:12 AM

Biological age: 40
Virtual age: 25.8
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 90 !!!!!!!!!!!


Why would I want to live to 90 - pass me the fags , brandy and drugs now, whilst I am driving at 90 with no seat belt on  eeek:
eeek:
What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not?  noooo:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 24, 2008, 09:27:27 AM
What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not?  noooo:

 cry: cry: cry:

Don't smoke, family have lived to a ripe old age - not much history of heat problems etc and don't drive as I get travel provided by work etc....

Think I need to go and jump out an aeroplane this afternoon  rubschin:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 24, 2008, 09:27:50 AM

Biological age: 40
Virtual age: 25.8
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 90 !!!!!!!!!!!


Why would I want to live to 90 - pass me the fags , brandy and drugs now, whilst I am driving at 90 with no seat belt on  eeek:

 eeek:
What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not?  noooo:

Perhaps she's a secret nun?
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 09:29:22 AM
Biological age: 54
Virtual age: 42
Average life expectancy 77
My life expectancy 89

Why is there no option for non-drivers?
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 09:37:11 AM
What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not?  noooo:

 cry: cry: cry:

Don't smoke, family have lived to a ripe old age - not much history of heat problems etc and don't drive as I get travel provided by work etc....

Think I need to go and jump out an aeroplane this afternoon  rubschin:
How is The Snot? That must have taken a few years off?  rubschin:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 24, 2008, 09:39:35 AM

How is The Snot? That must have taken a few years off?  rubschin:

No that is cleared up today - but thank you for enquiring kind sir.

I don't have time to be ill - perhaps I need to reconsider that to bring my batting average down a bit more. cry:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 24, 2008, 09:47:01 AM
Biological age: 54
Virtual age: 53.2
Average life expectancy 77
My life expectancy 77.8

 rubschin:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 09:51:23 AM

How is The Snot? That must have taken a few years off?  rubschin:

No that is cleared up today - but thank you for enquiring kind sir.

I don't have time to be ill - perhaps I need to reconsider that to bring my batting average down a bit more. cry:
Excellent... off you go skydiving then...  cool14:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 24, 2008, 11:00:59 AM
Biological age 39 3/4  ;D
Virtual age 35.6
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 78.4

So, nearly 40 more years of this shite then...
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 11:11:40 AM
Biological age 39 3/4  ;D
Virtual age 35.6
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 78.4

So, nearly 40 more years of this shite then...
40 years of The Snot...  noooo:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 24, 2008, 11:33:49 AM
How curious -


Biological age:                 58

Virtual age:                    51.1
 
Average life expectancy:  78

Life expectancy:             84.9

So . .  . a few years to go yet then.
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2008, 11:34:49 AM
My real age is 53. My virtual age is 69. eeek:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 11:36:50 AM
How curious -


Biological age:                 58

Virtual age:                    51.1
 
Average life expectancy:  78

Life expectancy:             84.9

So . .  . a few years to go yet then.
I thought you were dead already… are you sure you didn’t cheat?  noooo:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 11:42:28 AM

Biological age: 40
Virtual age: 25.8
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 90 !!!!!!!!!!!


Why would I want to live to 90 - pass me the fags , brandy and drugs now, whilst I am driving at 90 with no seat belt on  eeek:

 eeek:
What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not?  noooo:

Perhaps she's a secret nun?


Nun the wiser?  whistle:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 24, 2008, 11:51:46 AM
How curious -


Biological age:                 58

Virtual age:                    51.1
 
Average life expectancy:  78

Life expectancy:             84.9

So . .  . a few years to go yet then.
I thought you were dead already… are you sure you didn’t cheat?  noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Just One More on January 24, 2008, 07:38:38 PM
What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not?  noooo:

 cry: cry: cry:

Don't smoke, family have lived to a ripe old age - not much history of heat problems etc and don't drive as I get travel provided by work etc....

Think I need to go and jump out an aeroplane this afternoon  rubschin:

Heat problems?  ;)
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 07:41:45 PM
Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff   eyes:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 24, 2008, 08:04:15 PM
Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff   eyes:

I think that means burnt out  lol:

Sorry for the spelling mistake - unfortunately dyslexia or stupidity doesn't seem to knock any years off you  either  cry:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 08:18:57 PM
Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff   eyes:

I think that means burnt out  lol:

Sorry for the spelling mistake - unfortunately dyslexia or stupidity doesn't seem to knock any years off you  either  cry:
We’ll settle for ‘hot stuff’ eh?  ;)
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Just One More on January 24, 2008, 09:05:23 PM
Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff   eyes:

I think that means burnt out  lol:

Sorry for the spelling mistake - unfortunately dyslexia or stupidity doesn't seem to knock any years off you  either  cry:

I use to go out with a girl with dyslexia, strange girl. Said she wanted to cook my sock  ;)
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2008, 08:39:09 AM
Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff   eyes:

I think that means burnt out  lol:

Sorry for the spelling mistake - unfortunately dyslexia or stupidity doesn't seem to knock any years off you  either  cry:

I use to go out with a girl with dyslexia, strange girl. Said she wanted to cook my sock  ;)
Thermal socks cause heat problems.
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 25, 2008, 10:00:29 AM
Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff   eyes:

I think that means burnt out  lol:

Sorry for the spelling mistake - unfortunately dyslexia or stupidity doesn't seem to knock any years off you  either  cry:

I use to go out with a girl with dyslexia, strange girl. Said she wanted to cook my sock  ;)
drumroll:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: TG on January 25, 2008, 12:57:50 PM
Aha! How to confound the predictions!

http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSN231153520080123?rpc=64


Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2008, 02:38:32 PM
So three rounds with Wenchy is good for your health?

Ah don't tink soooooooooooooo  noooo:
Title: Re: 24 years to go
Post by: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 02:39:37 PM
So three rounds with Wenchy is good for your health?

Ah don't tink soooooooooooooo  noooo:

Mr Wench would probably agree with you there!