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Title: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Bar Room Bore on May 16, 2007, 01:50:01 PM: Er, I am learning a lot here. I SMITE DOT. drumroll:

Er, I really should get out more. I gather that my balaclavas are, well, perhaps, just perhaps, a thing for me only.

I like rambling though. YES I LIKE RAMBLING drumroll:

See. Assertive. I looked it up.

Er, Dot is due back soon. Can I keep it up?

Also my Y fronts. I will have to think about that.

drumroll:

Actually, er sleep021
Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 16, 2007, 01:52:33 PM: Quote from: Bar Room Bore on May 16, 2007, 01:50:01 PM
Can I keep it up?
Improbable.
Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Bar Room Bore on May 16, 2007, 01:53:22 PM: I SMITE you sir!

I tried it again and it didn't work. Sorry

See drumroll:
Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Berek on May 16, 2007, 02:34:42 PM: alien
Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Bar Room Bore on May 16, 2007, 02:36:43 PM: AND I ALSO SMITE YOU!

I am now a new man! drumroll:
Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Bar Wench on May 16, 2007, 02:37:24 PM: Nick you have created a monster!
Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Bar Room Bore on May 16, 2007, 02:39:32 PM: I am Desmond. And who are you my chickadee? Dot is out now. And I, Desmond, have been practicing my gesticulating.

May I show you my, er,

do you like delphiniums?
Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2007, 02:45:45 PM: Watch out for this one. I advised him and he has gone a bit OTT. cry:

I do my best, but cannot be responsible for nutters
Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Berek on May 16, 2007, 02:47:47 PM: Bring back the Pope
Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2007, 02:49:03 PM: Quote from: Berek on May 16, 2007, 02:47:47 PM
Bring back the Pope
And Toad...
Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Bar Wench on May 16, 2007, 02:51:14 PM: Hence the created a monster comment Nick. ::) But, White Rabbit boy seems a little confused.

Maybe it's time for a lie down Desmond? Conserve energy for Dot's return? sleep021

Alternativelly take the blue pill. Please take the blue pill!

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Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2007, 02:54:46 PM: He will be fine

I think eeek:
Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Berek on May 16, 2007, 02:57:03 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2uMqIM1Qc
Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2007, 03:00:29 PM: Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2007, 02:54:46 PM
He will be fine

I think eeek:
Nick is back! char067
Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2007, 03:01:23 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 16, 2007, 02:51:14 PM
Hence the created a monster comment Nick. ::) But, White Rabbit boy seems a little confused.

Maybe it's time for a lie down Desmond? Conserve energy for Dot's return? sleep021

Alternativelly take the blue pill. Please take the blue pill!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arrod.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fblue-pill1.jpg&hash=e1dfc3386be6f3bf6c10ed6e34c8ccea7d5e7996)
A Monster - like this??? char062 scared2:
Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Bar Wench on May 16, 2007, 03:02:35 PM: No more like this

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Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2007, 03:10:29 PM: What blue pill? Is it lethal. He may pass it on to Dot!

not a bad thought actually drumroll:
Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Bar Wench on May 16, 2007, 03:18:40 PM: The blue pill allows him to continue living the peaceful construct that is his life now.

(Desmond really shouldn't have picked Neo as his avatar.)
Title: Re: I am Desmond. I am strong
Post by: Bar Room Bore on May 17, 2007, 01:59:29 PM: I have savaged my delpiniums. My balaclavas are on e bay. Dot is cowering, in a nice way obviously. I am Desmond Bore , and I shall be avenged!!

Starting with Gordon at Number 14