The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on January 25, 2008, 06:24:11 AM
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There, all ready for you…
Don’t forget to mention my hair.
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Twas a most pleasant evening! BM is a very lucky man! LL is GORGEOUS! And Miss Piggy is a lovely girl I think the two of us will meeting up again.
Strangely, nothing was said of BM's hair. rubschin: I assume that that is because there is a lack of it to discuss!
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Twas a most pleasant evening! BM is a very lucky man! LL is GORGEOUS! And Miss Piggy is a lovely girl I think the two of us will meeting up again.
Strangely, nothing was said of BM's hair. rubschin: I assume that that is because there is a lack of it to discuss!
doh:
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We did however discuss clothes. And the merits of a nice collar over a turtle neck.
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Shame I missed it then...
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Did you honestly expect me to spill all my secrets! eveilgrin:
Where do you stand on the turtle neck debate then?
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Did you honestly expect me to spill all my secrets! eveilgrin:
Where do you stand on the turtle neck debate then?
I'd turn it into soup... whistle:
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the merits of a nice collar over a turtle neck.
Errr. . .
I don't know if I should point this out, but that sounds rather like a 'Roundheads vs. Cavaliers' topic.
I am sure it is in the repertoire of girls alone conversations, but we don't want to know really.
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We did however discuss clothes. And the merits of a nice collar over a turtle neck.
Is that the best you could come up with?
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Be Afraid BM ..... Be Very Afraid. scared2: scared2: scared2:
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We did however discuss clothes. And the merits of a nice collar over a turtle neck.
Is that the best you could come up with?
Probably the only topic discussed that can be repeated on an open forum. ;)
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Landlady says Wenchy needs to wash her foul mouth out with a big bar of soap! ::)
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Probably the only topic discussed that can be repeated on an open forum. ;)
NAh, more likely Wenchy is saving the juicy stuff for when she feels Baldymort needs to be taken down a peg or two... whistle:
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Landlady says Wenchy needs to wash her foul mouth out with a big bar of soap! ::)
Oh dear.
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whistle:
We did also discuss the forcible removal of testicals.
Trying to remember if I did say anything really vile. I do remember Miss Piggy sticking her fingers in her ears and la la laing at one point. redface:
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Oh dear!
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Apparently BM can't handle his drink, which does help to explain the watered down beer here!
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whistle:
We did also discuss the forcible removal of testicals.
Trying to remember if I did say anything really vile. I do remember Miss Piggy sticking her fingers in her ears and la la laing at one point. redface:
Tsk, task... noooo:
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Think that had more to do with something LL was saying though. rubschin:
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Think that had more to do with something LL was saying though. rubschin:
Tsk, task... noooo:
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Think that had more to do with something LL was saying though. rubschin:
Tsk, task... noooo:
eveilgrin:
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Apparently BM can't handle his drink, which does help to explain the watered down beer here!
And how much can LL handle?
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Think that had more to do with something LL was saying though. rubschin:
But but but but LL would never say anything vile.....
.......it must have been something REALLY embarassing about BM
You may want to start panicking now old boy... noooo:
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Apparently BM can't handle his drink, which does help to explain the watered down beer here!
And how much can LL handle?
I'd put money on more than BM!
LL would NEVER say anything vile.
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Oh dear.
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eveilgrin:
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So, after all that, turtle necks good or bad?
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So, after all that, turtle necks good or bad?
We came to the conclusion that on men who can't handle their drink it isn't a good look.
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So who does that leave?
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So who does that leave?
Not many. noooo:
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I contemplated volunteering for this, but then reconsidered -
Ok dear, I’m just off to meet the guys from the VP.
No I don’t actually know their real names, and I don't know what they look like.
They call themselves Wench, LandLady and Miss Piggy.
Yes that does seem a little far-fetched.
Do you have to keep hitting me with that sauce-pan?
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I contemplated volunteering for this, but then reconsidered -
Ok dear, I’m just off to meet the guys from the VP.
No I don’t actually know their real names, and I don't know what they look like.
They call themselves Wench, LandLady and Miss Piggy.
Yes that does seem a little far-fetched.
Do you have to keep hitting me with that sauce-pan?
Under that hood kept your turtle-neck hidden you should have
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I contemplated volunteering for this, but then reconsidered -
Ok dear, I’m just off to meet the guys from the VP.
No I don’t actually know their real names, and I don't know what they look like.
They call themselves Wench, LandLady and Miss Piggy.
Yes that does seem a little far-fetched.
Do you have to keep hitting me with that sauce-pan?
Tell her you have been invited by three lovelies to meet them in a pub ......... by the time she has finished laughing you'll be at the bus stop.
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I contemplated volunteering for this, but then reconsidered -
Ok dear, I’m just off to meet the guys from the VP.
No I don’t actually know their real names, and I don't know what they look like.
They call themselves Wench, LandLady and Miss Piggy.
Yes that does seem a little far-fetched.
Do you have to keep hitting me with that sauce-pan?
I see your problem!
Mr Wench I'm just off to meet some folk from the VP.
No I don't really know their real names but they seem like a nice bunch of chaps.
Snoopy, Captain Calamity, Tel and a guy called The Moan Ranger.
Yes they would all be men.
Ages? Don't know really, late 30s to whatever really.
Please undo these chains, I promise I won't go!
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Could be a tad tricky.
Would have say that TMR was going to be my chaperone.
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I contemplated volunteering for this, but then reconsidered -
Ok dear, I’m just off to meet the guys from the VP.
No I don’t actually know their real names, and I don't know what they look like.
They call themselves Wench, LandLady and Miss Piggy.
Yes that does seem a little far-fetched.
Do you have to keep hitting me with that sauce-pan?
I see your problem!
Mr Wench I'm just off to meet some folk from the VP.
No I don't really know their real names but they seem like a nice bunch of chaps.
Snoopy, Captain Calamity, Tel and a guy called The Moan Ranger.
Yes they would all be men.
Ages? Don't know really, late 30s to whatever really.
Please undo these chains, I promise I won't go!
Anyone want to start guessing how long its going to be before Baldymort start making handcuff comments whistle:
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Perhaps there should be a BDSM bar.
Wench has mentioned the secret room before, but she never opens it to the public.
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Perhaps there should be a BDSM bar.
Wench has mentioned the secret room before, but she never opens it to the public.
eeek: :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
Will not listen, Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!!
Think she'll but it?
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Perhaps there should be a BDSM bar.
Wench has mentioned the secret room before, but she never opens it to the public.
eeek: :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
Will not listen, Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!!
Think she'll but it?
eeek:
Ummm what does BDSM stand for. Please don't me google it, I don't think it's safe.
eeek:
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Perhaps there should be a BDSM bar.
Wench has mentioned the secret room before, but she never opens it to the public.
eeek: :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
Will not listen, Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!!
Think she'll but it?
Think you need a little correction here!
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Perhaps there should be a BDSM bar.
Wench has mentioned the secret room before, but she never opens it to the public.
eeek: :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
Will not listen, Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!!
Think she'll but it?
eeek:
Ummm what does BDSM stand for. Please don't me google it, I don't think it's safe.
eeek:
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Collars are a commonly used symbol of BDSM and can be ornamental or functional.The term "BDSM" is an abbreviation derived from the terms bondage, discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism. It defines a spectrum of behaviors, including dominance, submission, punishment, masochism, bondage, role play and a large variety of other activities, frequently sexual in nature.
Now, this seriously off-topic.
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eeek:
:lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
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Wench, just look on this as a place of further education.
We will test you later. eveilgrin:
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discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism, role play and a large variety of other activities, frequently sexual in nature.
Sounds like a normal day of posts in the VP. whistle:
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Wench has been in the kitchen again!
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Wench has been in the kitchen again!
Is that a wedding cake?
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Could be a tad tricky.
Would have say that TMR was going to be my chaperone.
Hahahahahahha!!! ME? I'm not even allowed to the big company "do" tonight due to previous behaviour. Mrs TMR is going... sad24:
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Could be a tad tricky.
Would have say that TMR was going to be my chaperone.
Hahahahahahha!!! ME? I'm not even allowed to the big company "do" tonight due to previous behaviour. Mrs TMR is going... sad24:
point:
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And that from Miss Goody Two shoes! lol:
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And that from Miss Goody Too bloody many pairs of shoes! lol:
Corrected whistle:
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Could be a tad tricky.
Would have say that TMR was going to be my chaperone.
Hahahahahahha!!! ME? I'm not even allowed to the big company "do" tonight due to previous behaviour. Mrs TMR is going... sad24:
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I should point out, that I am barred from the venue itself (due to a separate golf society day I attended that went a bit silly) and not by my company. In addition, it is a preferred choice, as I dislike some 280 of the 300 or so left in my office.
I now have the house to myself tonight and doubtless I shall be diverted into the Young's hostelry on the way home, to discuss all things teccy (and Vista scared2:) with Yoda.
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Because of course being banned for other reasons is so much better! point:
As it happens Grumpmeister I'm not really a shoe girl. redface:
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Because of course being banned for other reasons is so much better! point:
As it happens Grumpmeister I'm not really a shoe girl. redface:
Boots isn't it...? eyes:
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Suppose it would be too difficult to have to choose between the tat moountain and a load of shoes. It had to be one of the other.
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Suppose it would be too difficult to have to choose between the tat moountain and a load of shoes. It had to be one of the other.
Exactly!
Tat mountain would win everytime. Although yes, I do have a bit of a boot thing. redface:
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Because of course being banned for other reasons is so much better! point:
As it happens Grumpmeister I'm not really a shoe girl. redface:
You mean you just pretend?
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As it happens Grumpmeister I'm not really a shoe girl. redface:
eeek:
Not even just a little bit Wenchy ?
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No she's right tel. Wenchy isnt a shoe girl, she's a boot wench whistle:
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Suppose it would be too difficult to have to choose between the tat moountain and a load of shoes. It had to be one of the other.
Exactly!
Tat mountain would win everytime. Although yes, I do have a bit of a boot thing. redface:
Now you're getting back to the BDSM thing.
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As it happens Grumpmeister I'm not really a shoe girl. redface:
eeek:
Not even just a little bit Wenchy ?
I know it's as bad as saying I don't like chocolate! eeek:
I should clarify, I would love to love shoes but nearly everything gives me really bad blisters so I gave up shoe buying. sad24: Plus Mr Wench is a short arse and buying flat shoes isn't as fun.
I am ignoring any mentions of pervisions!
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As it happens Grumpmeister I'm not really a shoe girl. redface:
eeek:
Not even just a little bit Wenchy ?
If memory serves you more than make up for her shortcoming in that regard Miss D. whistle:
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I have bought over 6 pairs in the sales - they are lovely though
Understand about Mr Wench's sensitivities but what about special pairs for when you go out without him ;D
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Because of course being banned for other reasons is so much better! point:
The group I was with were barred for some of their behaviour, I was merely part of that group. I, of course, was entirely guilt free angel1 and was tarred with the same brush. As a Millwall fan, I am regularly unfairly judged as a thug, whereas in reality I am anything but. Yoda will testify and trustworthy he is.
We Grammar school boys take some licking whistle:
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As it happens Grumpmeister I'm not really a shoe girl. redface:
eeek:
Not even just a little bit Wenchy ?
I know it's as bad as saying I don't like chocolate! eeek:
I should clarify, I would love to love shoes but nearly everything gives me really bad blisters so I gave up shoe buying. sad24: Plus Mr Wench is a short arse and buying flat shoes isn't as fun.
I am ignoring any mentions of pervisions!
I am sure we have been down this route before.
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Because of course being banned for other reasons is so much better! point:
The group I was with were barred for some of their behaviour, I was merely part of that group. I, of course, was entirely guilt free angel1 and was tarred with the same brush. As a Millwall fan, I am regularly unfairly judged as a thug, whereas in reality I am anything but. Yoda will testify and trustworthy he is.
We Grammar school boys take some licking whistle:
I have had this mentioned to before. ;D
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I should clarify, I would love to love shoes but nearly everything gives me really bad blisters so I gave up shoe buying. sad24: Plus Mr Wench is a short arse and buying flat shoes isn't as fun.
Knackers to that, buy him platforms and tell him the 70's are back in fashion again whistle:
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I should clarify, I would love to love shoes but nearly everything gives me really bad blisters so I gave up shoe buying. sad24: Plus Mr Wench is a short arse and buying flat shoes isn't as fun.
Knackers to that, buy him platforms and tell him the 70's are back in fashion again whistle:
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I have bought over 6 pairs in the sales - they are lovely though
Understand about Mr Wench's sensitivities but what about special pairs for when you go out without him ;D
I do have some but they tend to be old favorite sky scrapper pairs that I have worn in and don't hurt!
Millwall fan? Mr Wench will never allow me to meet you! eeek:
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Could be a tad tricky.
Would have say that TMR was going to be my chaperone.
Hahahahahahha!!! ME? I'm not even allowed to the big company "do" tonight due to previous behaviour. Mrs TMR is going... sad24:
point:
I should point out, that I am barred from the venue itself (due to a separate golf society day I attended that went a bit silly) and not by my company. In addition, it is a preferred choice, as I dislike some 280 of the 300 or so left in my office.
I now have the house to myself tonight and doubtless I shall be diverted into the Young's hostelry on the way home, to discuss all things teccy (and Vista scared2:) with Yoda.
Christ, last night I had Chrissy Wissy bending my ear about having a look/fix of his company's kit.
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I have bought over 6 pairs in the sales - they are lovely though
Understand about Mr Wench's sensitivities but what about special pairs for when you go out without him ;D
I do have some but they tend to be old favorite sky scrapper pairs that I have worn in and don't hurt!
Millwall fan? Mr Wench will never allow me to meet you! eeek:
Er, why?
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I have bought over 6 pairs in the sales - they are lovely though
Understand about Mr Wench's sensitivities but what about special pairs for when you go out without him ;D
I do have some but they tend to be old favorite sky scrapper pairs that I have worn in and don't hurt!
Millwall fan? Mr Wench will never allow me to meet you! eeek:
Er, why?
As a Cardiff City fan we spit on Millwall and their fans! ::)
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I have bought over 6 pairs in the sales - they are lovely though
Understand about Mr Wench's sensitivities but what about special pairs for when you go out without him ;D
I do have some but they tend to be old favorite sky scrapper pairs that I have worn in and don't hurt!
Millwall fan? Mr Wench will never allow me to meet you! eeek:
Er, why?
As a Cardiff City fan we spit on Millwall and their fans! ::)
Why the "we" when he's the Welsh one?
Surely you support Sutton Utd - it's much closer.
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I have bought over 6 pairs in the sales - they are lovely though
Understand about Mr Wench's sensitivities but what about special pairs for when you go out without him ;D
I do have some but they tend to be old favorite sky scrapper pairs that I have worn in and don't hurt!
Millwall fan? Mr Wench will never allow me to meet you! eeek:
Er, why?
As a Cardiff City fan we spit on Millwall and their fans! ::)
Why the "we" when he's the Welsh one?
Surely you support Sutton Utd - it's much closer.
I don't know redface:
I suppose when you love someone as much as we love each other you automatically refer to yourself as a we. Mr Wench is never far from my thoughts sick2:
I don't support anyone. Stupid game!
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You are using that Love word again sick2: sick2:............ what's love got to do with anything?
I love my ex wife but I couldn't and wouldn't live with her again.
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old favorite sky scrapper
Chance for some Snoopy and Red Baron fisticuffs perhaps?
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You are using that Love word again sick2: sick2:............ what's love got to do with anything?
I love my ex wife but I couldn't and wouldn't live with her again.
Yes dear, I know. What word would you prefer me to use?
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You are using that Love word again sick2: sick2:............ what's love got to do with anything?
I love my ex wife but I couldn't and wouldn't live with her again.
Yes dear, I know. What word would you prefer me to use?
Oh dear, what a question!
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You are using that Love word again sick2: sick2:............ what's love got to do with anything?
I love my ex wife but I couldn't and wouldn't live with her again.
Yes dear, I know. What word would you prefer me to use?
I dunno. Love seems a bit girlie and lust? Well same thing but damper I 'spose.
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You are using that Love word again sick2: sick2:............ what's love got to do with anything?
I love my ex wife but I couldn't and wouldn't live with her again.
Yes dear, I know. What word would you prefer me to use?
I dunno. Love seems a bit girlie and lust? Well same thing but damper I 'spose.
Have to disagree with that.
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You really are on a one track mind thing today aren't you? eeek:
Does Mrs Snoopy know she should have a headache?
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You are using that Love word again sick2: sick2:............ what's love got to do with anything?
I love my ex wife but I couldn't and wouldn't live with her again.
Yes dear, I know. What word would you prefer me to use?
Stop press!
Wench confesses to being Mrs Snoopy #1
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You really are on a one track mind thing today aren't you? eeek:
Does Mrs Snoopy know she should have a headache?
She just has to remember to hose her leg down later whistle:
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You are using that Love word again sick2: sick2:............ what's love got to do with anything?
I love my ex wife but I couldn't and wouldn't live with her again.
Yes dear, I know. What word would you prefer me to use?
Stop press!
Wench confesses to being Mrs Snoopy #1
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redface: I'm covered in ....... er............ confusion
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YOU CAUSED THE RUMPUS!
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YOU CAUSED THE RUMPUS!
No, he's a rumdog not a rumpuss
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YOU CAUSED THE RUMPUS!
No, he's a rumdog not a rumpuss
He ain't nothing but a rumdog
Rumpussing all the time
whistle:
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YOU CAUSED THE RUMPUS!
No, he's a rumdog not a rumpuss
He ain't nothing but a rumdog
Rumpussing all the time
whistle:
Does that seem rude or is it just the way the day has been going for him?
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YOU CAUSED THE RUMPUS!
No, he's a rumdog not a rumpuss
He ain't nothing but a rumdog
Rumpussing all the time
whistle:
Does that seem rude or is it just the way the day has been going for him?
Pretty rude I reckon.
Right on the mark.
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So nice to be back among friends cloud9:
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So nice to be back among friends cloud9:
I was going to say it's nice to have you back but after the rumdogging I'm not so sure anymore! eeek:
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So nice to be back among friends cloud9:
Did you ever do cardiac rehab?
I had 7 weeks of it.
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So nice to be back among friends cloud9:
I was going to say it's nice to have you back but after the rumdogging I'm not so sure anymore! eeek:
You're gonna regret saying that!
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So nice to be back among friends cloud9:
Did you ever do cardiac rehab?
I had 7 weeks of it.
Yes including two 6 month sessions of Psychological Rehab after the implant of a difib. That may or may not explain much.
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So nice to be back among friends cloud9:
Did you ever do cardiac rehab?
I had 7 weeks of it.
Yes including two 6 month sessions of Psychological Rehab after the implant of a difib. That may or may not explain much.
I had 2 sessions a week, 2 hours at a time. 1 hour was excercise the other educational, including one about sex after a heart attack (including a video)
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So nice to be back among friends cloud9:
I wouldn't know . . sad32:
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Bless ~ I'll be your friend Mr Farmer. We have a lot in common really.
Much married (Demonstrating our inablity to learn from experience and our eternal optimism)
I was born in a farm cottage over looking the pig sty
We seem to be the oldest for miles around here
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Bless ~ I'll be your friend Mr Farmer. We have a lot in common really.
Much married (Demonstrating our inablity to learn from experience and our eternal optimism)
I was born in a farm cottage over looking the pig sty
We seem to be the oldest for miles around here
cloud9:
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I'll be your friend but it will cost you many magic beans!
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I'll be your friend but it will cost you many magic beans!
rubschin:
Tricky bargain time eh?
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Bless ~ I'll be your friend Mr Farmer. We have a lot in common really.
Much married (Demonstrating our inablity to learn from experience and our eternal optimism)
I was born in a farm cottage over looking the pig sty
We seem to be the oldest for miles around here
I think I can join you in the age and marriage areas.
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I'll be your friend but it will cost you many magic beans!
I can beat any price that Darwin wants for them. point:
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Young's o' clock :-)
And very nice it is too, despite an abundance of bad Grammar School teachers sporting ridiculous hair.
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Young's o' clock :-)
And very nice it is too, despite an abundance of bad Grammar School teachers sporting ridiculous hair.
It's been wine o'clock here for some time... whistle:
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Young's o' clock :-)
And very nice it is too, despite an abundance of bad Grammar School teachers sporting ridiculous hair.
Saloon or The Dark Side?
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Young's o' clock :-)
And very nice it is too, despite an abundance of bad Grammar School teachers sporting ridiculous hair.
You're just jealous because they've already been there for about an hour and a half!
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Young's o' clock :-)
And very nice it is too, despite an abundance of bad Grammar School teachers sporting ridiculous hair.
You're just jealous because they've already been there for about an hour and a half!
You've never seen them!
And that's males and females.
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Saloon - the two seater by the restaurant. Motorcycle Yoda Graham on his way, I will grab another chair for you, IT Yoda.
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Saloon - the two seater by the restaurant. Motorcycle Yoda Graham on his way, I will grab another chair for you, IT Yoda.
Splendid.
Ogle the waitresses whilst I rest my bones, shall I.
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And very nice it is too, despite an abundance of bad Grammar School teachers sporting ridiculous hair.
Would that be teachers from a Grammar school that has a bad reputation or teachers of limited ability from an acceptable school?
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Ogle carefully you should young Tel, add to your food something she may do otherwise... whistle:
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Ogle carefully you should young Tel, add to your food something she may do otherwise... whistle:
Gob in your Youngs she will.
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If youngs it is. Worry you should, if pint seems warm... eeek:
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Pedant!
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And very nice it is too, despite an abundance of bad Grammar School teachers sporting ridiculous hair.
Would that be teachers from a Grammar school that has a bad reputation or teachers of limited ability from an acceptable school?
Now that I have use of a facility that allows me to quote, in answer to DS, a bit of both. In my area there are two historical Grammar schools. I went to the better one at the time of my schooling - although OH may debate that it was different in his day.
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That's what I like about this area, loadsa grammar schools.
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Which one did you go to, Tel!
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Which one did you go to, Tel!
John Fisher
More House
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What on earth is all this about?
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What on earth is all this about?
Wenchy meeting landlady... do keep up! ::)
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Did they all survive?
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Oh yes... theye were all del;ighted with it by all accounts... whistle:
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Worrying exchange of information then scared2:
Was Mr Wench sighted?
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Because of course being banned for other reasons is so much better! point:
...as a Millwall fan...
point:
Please dont hit me. scared2:
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Worrying exchange of information then scared2:
Was Mr Wench sighted?
No Mr Wench picked me up from the station. I packed LL and Miss Piggy off home and told them not to wait for me because LL looked frozen! Clearly not used to this sort of weather.
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Obviously not wearing her thermal vest eveilgrin:
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Obviously not wearing her thermal vest eveilgrin:
Hopefully not... sick2:
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Lovely in a dishrag I'd say whistle:
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Lovely in a dishrag I'd say whistle:
I might find out later... eyes:
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Obviously not wearing her thermal vest eveilgrin:
She doesn't really seem like a thermal vest kind of a lady.
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Obviously not wearing her thermal vest eveilgrin:
She doesn't really seem like a thermal vest kind of a lady.
whistle:
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Obviously not wearing her thermal vest eveilgrin:
She doesn't really seem like a thermal vest kind of a lady.
whistle:
Really! Well she hadn't bought one in M&S!
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Obviously not wearing her thermal vest eveilgrin:
She doesn't really seem like a thermal vest kind of a lady.
whistle:
Really! Well she hadn't bought one in M&S!
Good! cloud9:
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Obviously not wearing her thermal vest eveilgrin:
She doesn't really seem like a thermal vest kind of a lady.
Please explain!
Black lace perchance?
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I shan't tell what LL had been buying in M&S.
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Obviously not wearing her thermal vest eveilgrin:
She doesn't really seem like a thermal vest kind of a lady.
Please explain!
Black lace perchance?
Didn't they do Agadoo?
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Obviously not wearing her thermal vest eveilgrin:
She doesn't really seem like a thermal vest kind of a lady.
Please explain!
Black lace perchance?
Didn't they do Agadoo?
I used to like you evil:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu-UkTv8tVk
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STEP AWAY FROM THE PLAY BUTTON...STEP AWAY FROM THE PLAY BUTTON... STEP AWAY FROM THE PLAY BUTTON
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eveilgrin:
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Big pants and wigs?
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Big pants and wigs?
You hum it and I'll sing.
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Big pants and wigs?
Who?
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Wenchy and Baldymort? scared:
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I THINK NOT!
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I THINK NOT!
Quite right Dear .... we all know you don't wear a wig.
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I THINK NOT!
Quite right Dear .... we all know you don't wear a wig.
.. or pants. whistle:
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Indeed I do not. It's all my own hair!
Where did I ever say I don't wear pants?!?!?! eeek:
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Where did I ever say I don't wear pants?!?!?! eeek:
You didn't, but a man can always tell. ;)
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Where did I ever say I don't wear pants?!?!?! eeek:
You didn't, but a man can always tell. ;)
point:
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eeek:
Where did I ever say I don't wear pants?!?!?! eeek:
You didn't, but a man can always tell. ;)
point:
eeek:
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I note that Mrs Nick's pants are getting bigger. I may soon be able to take up parachuting.
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Where did I ever say I don't wear pants?!?!?! eeek:
You didn't, but a man can always tell. ;)
Or live in hope.
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....of a sudden breeze. eveilgrin:
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I note that Mrs Nick's pants are getting bigger. I may soon be able to take up parachuting.
I take it that puts diving off the 'outdoor pursuits' list?
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I note that Mrs Nick's pants are getting bigger. I may soon be able to take up parachuting.
I take it that puts diving off the 'outdoor pursuits' list?
And the trivial.
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Er, why have we not heard anything from LL or Miss Piggy?
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Well Miss Piggy has a job and I assume LL might still be in the country doing more shopping. Alternatively I could have locked them in the Clock Tower toilets at Epsom. whistle:
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Well Miss Piggy has a job and I assume LL might still be in the country doing more shopping. Alternatively I could have locked them in the Clock Tower toilets at Epsom. whistle:
I was beginning to wonder what part you might have played in this!
Ransom job is it?
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Either that or the three of them have hatched some form of evil plan to do with BM and the other 2 are carrying out thier parts...... whistle:
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Well Miss Piggy has a job and I assume LL might still be in the country doing more shopping. Alternatively I could have locked them in the Clock Tower toilets at Epsom. whistle:
Mrs Barman has been ironing... whistle:
Guess what, I got told off for just saying 'tsk' when she said she wouldn't finish it all today... noooo:
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You may want to hide any sharp objects before you go to bed tonight then eeek:
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You may want to hide any sharp objects before you go to bed tonight then eeek:
And hide the iron when she has finished with it.
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The meeting of the refined ladies wine club went well cloud9:
Wenchy was declared to be totally fabulous and fun by both LL and Miss P.
Recognition was easily established by standing in pub doorway and shouting BaldMort - yes we really DID do that eeek:
Loads of BM secrets were passed on but can only be repeated to non RLWC members if copious amounts of vino bought for founder RLWC members eyes:
Summary of mission : -
New WD found (hooray) paid for sad32: and will be here v.soon - Miss P looks even more porcine fabulous in this one than the last!
Previously ordered, from same useless WD dress lady, 4 x BM dresses collected and pronounced satisfactory smile:
Busy dashing off hither and tither on other family issues (Mum not too well this visit) meant little recreational time available for retail therapy BUT brief (ha ha ah) visit to M&S on way to 1st meeting of RLWC resulted in new LL briefs (not of parachute size Mr. Nickelodeon eveilgrin:) new summer'ish top for LL and bugger all for BBB BM
Since return to TLHOTP as already advised busy on ironing catch up evil: but BaldyMort did a good pre-return house clean - or was that Mrs. Nick whistle:
Did you all miss me noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Welcome back.
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How are your M&S pants. Huge, I trust!
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They were little pretty pants just like LL!
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Had to read that about 5 times before it made sense.
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Well it's not my fault if you have reading/comprehension issues! angry041:
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Well it's not my fault if you have reading/comprehension issues! angry041:
Try some punctuation!
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Well it's not my fault if you have reading/comprehension issues! angry041:
Try some punctuation!
Yes Nick!
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Que
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Exactamundo!
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Yes they were - pretty little pants that is - as shown to all in the pub we were at when I tipped the bag out on the table eeek:
No, before you say it, any of you eveilgrin: I have no shame - otherwise how could I cope with being married to BBB BladyMort redface:
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Yes they were - pretty little pants that is - as shown to all in the pub we were at when I tipped the bag out on the table eeek:
No, before you say it, any of you eveilgrin: I have no shame - otherwise how could I cope with being married to BBB BladyMort redface:
Banghead
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Yes they were - pretty little pants that is - as shown to all in the pub we were at when I tipped the bag out on the table eeek:
No, before you say it, any of you eveilgrin: I have no shame - otherwise how could I cope with being married to BBB BladyMort redface:
In and around Epsom it's quite acceptable behaviour. They probably assumed that you took them off before entering the pub.
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Yes they were - pretty little pants that is - as shown to all in the pub we were at when I tipped the bag out on the table eeek:
No, before you say it, any of you eveilgrin: I have no shame - otherwise how could I cope with being married to BBB BladyMort redface:
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Yes they were - pretty little pants that is - as shown to all in the pub we were at when I tipped the bag out on the table eeek:
No, before you say it, any of you eveilgrin: I have no shame - otherwise how could I cope with being married to BBB BladyMort redface:
In and around Epsom it's quite acceptable behaviour. They probably assumed that you took them off before entering the pub.
But they still had the M&S tags on them AND those stupid little plastic hangers they put them on - SURELY no one would think they had been worn ::) or that I had entered the pub sans commando eeek:
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Yes they were - pretty little pants that is - as shown to all in the pub we were at when I tipped the bag out on the table eeek:
No, before you say it, any of you eveilgrin: I have no shame - otherwise how could I cope with being married to BBB BladyMort redface:
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Yes you are lovely Nick and truly BBB BM's son ;D
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Yes they were - pretty little pants that is - as shown to all in the pub we were at when I tipped the bag out on the table eeek:
No, before you say it, any of you eveilgrin: I have no shame - otherwise how could I cope with being married to BBB BladyMort redface:
In and around Epsom it's quite acceptable behaviour. They probably assumed that you took them off before entering the pub.
But they still had the M&S tags on them AND those stupid little plastic hangers they put them on - SURELY no one would think they had been worn ::) or that I had entered the pub sans commando eeek:
Sans commando - does that make sense?
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Yes they were - pretty little pants that is - as shown to all in the pub we were at when I tipped the bag out on the table eeek:
No, before you say it, any of you eveilgrin: I have no shame - otherwise how could I cope with being married to BBB BladyMort redface:
In and around Epsom it's quite acceptable behaviour. They probably assumed that you took them off before entering the pub.
But they still had the M&S tags on them AND those stupid little plastic hangers they put them on - SURELY no one would think they had been worn ::) or that I had entered the pub sans commando eeek:
Sans commando - does that make sense?
About as much as the rest of this does.
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I'm sure itt made sense when I came in.
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I'm sure itt made sense when I came in.
Even from you I find that disturbing. scared2:
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Nice to see you back LL. See if you can get a grip on BM .... he's wandering a bit.
And thanks again for the flowers and card.
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Yes they were - pretty little pants that is - as shown to all in the pub we were at when I tipped the bag out on the table eeek:
No, before you say it, any of you eveilgrin: I have no shame - otherwise how could I cope with being married to BBB BladyMort redface:
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Yes you are lovely Nick and truly BBB BM's son ;D
Did I read that correctly, BM is in fact the father of Captain Calamity? eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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rubschin: and LL has a pert little bum clad only in M&S finest mini briefs.
I must say this is a most revealing thread
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rubschin: and LL has a pert little bum clad only in M&S finest mini briefs.
I would have thought being the pub hound you would have been ideally placed to discover that fact in advance Snoops whistle:
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redface: Didn't want to admit that from my place on the "Dog's Deck" I see more than people realise. whistle:
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Think I've just blown your cover old boy, you may want to watch out for 'accidentally' falling beer classes in future... whistle:
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Think I've just blown your cover old boy, you may want to watch out for 'accidentally' falling beer classes in future... whistle:
Beer Classes!
Where do I enroll? ;D
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Speak to Baldymort, something tells me he knows how to be a total pi55 artist whistle: