The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on January 26, 2008, 04:51:24 PM
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1. Mobile phone after cat weed on it (replaced)
2. Computer (repaired)
3. Vacuum cleaner (replaced)
4. Phone lines (repaired)
5. Car in pothole = nearly £400
6. Cat - diarrhoea
7. Mrs Nick - temper tantrum (why?)
The expense, The horror. The angry ("WTF have you been?" clients
Banghead
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Did you forget the lawn mower?
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No, that is still in the Dining Room of course noooo:
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Oh dear. noooo:
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Goodnight. The Boy is "performing" this evening scared2:
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No, that is still in the Dining Room of course noooo:
Of course... doh:
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Things that blow up? Would that include Debbie who I keep in a box under the bed? whistle:
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Things that blow up? Would that include Debbie who I keep in a box under the bed? whistle:
You don’t inflate her every, um.. time do you? noooo:
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Of course, I am not a cad sir. noooo:
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Of course, I am not a cad sir. noooo:
Good man... carry on. whistle:
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You got revenge on the cat when you cleaned up afterwards I see
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Mrs Nick has just borrowed my SatNav. What can possibly go wrong? scared2:
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Mrs Nick has just borrowed my SatNav. What can possibly go wrong? scared2:
Saves digging up the patio I suppose… whistle:
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As long as she can get out of the range of the Nick-o-rays she should be fine whistle:
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SHe is going nowhere. The dustbin lorry has just driven into her new car noooo:
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SHe is going nowhere. The dustbin lorry has just driven into her new car noooo:
happy001
redface: sorry redface:
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BM you do realise that it will be Nicks falt the lorry crashed into the car point:
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She's in a bit of a strop scared2:
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BM you do realise that it will be Nicks falt the lorry crashed into the car point:
It isn't my fault yet, but it soon will be. She has also left all the Boy's library books in Port Sunlight. That appears to be my fault too scared2:
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BM you do realise that it will be Nicks falt the lorry crashed into the car point:
It isn't my fault yet, but it soon will be. She has also left all the Boy's library books in Port Sunlight. That appears to be my fault too scared2:
happy100
Not a great start to the week for you then... noooo:
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All downhill from here I expect. evil:
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Its the Nick-o-rays I tell you scared2:
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SHe is going nowhere. The dustbin lorry has just driven into her new car noooo:
Nicks car is removed from the scene
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You have my sympathy Nick.
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Body armour would be more useful! evil:
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Nick you dont need body armour. I've had a theory for a long time that the only way you could have survuved this long is that you are in fact indestructible. noooo:
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Body armour would be more useful! evil:
Put your faith in the "sword of truth and trusty shield of fair play" .....
Jonathon Aitken did and look where it got him rubschin: I see your problem.
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Before she went out I reminded her not to leave the Satnav in the car. She didn't. She just got back. She left it in the library instead noooo:
She now has to drive back there to retrieve it AND take her car to the body shop for an estimate. She can't find the body shop without the Satnav. And she doesn't know how to work the Satnav. Banghead
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SHe is going nowhere. The dustbin lorry has just driven into her new car noooo:
Over the years I have wondered if this sort of thing is just bad luck.
In cases other than Nick's, the remarkable correlation between outward symbols of wealth and damage by those who might resent their less fortunate station in life, might lead one to think there is some "leveling" going on.
The next time you are waiting by the luggage carousel, notice how it is mostly the Louis Vuitton and Gucci cases that sport the boot prints and tyre tracks.
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Bloody Hell Darwin, that is really profound, I bet you have an 'ology or sumfink happ096
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Bloody Hell Darwin, that is really profound, I bet you have an 'ology or sumfink happ096
redface:
My entire life has not been wasted.
Oh overwhelming joy. . .
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Bloody Hell Darwin, that is really profound, I bet you have an 'ology or sumfink happ096
A degree from the McShite University I beleive... whistle:
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I am selling them. Send a PO for £6.50 for your degree certificate.
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I am selling them. Send a PO for £6.50 for your degree certificate.
Do I get fries and a drink with that? whistle:
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Can I "go large" and get a PHD?
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Have you been buying those online pills too then? At least you are keeping the thread on topic
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Have you been buying those online pills too then? At least you are keeping the thread on topic
Who? shrugs:
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Have you been buying those online pills too then? At least you are keeping the thread on topic
Who? shrugs:
We all are.
Egos are still blowing up as I type.
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Have you been buying those online pills too then? At least you are keeping the thread on topic
Who? shrugs:
Snoopy of course
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Have you been buying those online pills too then? At least you are keeping the thread on topic
Who? shrugs:
Snoopy of course
Oh... rubschin: