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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on January 30, 2008, 11:59:01 AM

Title: I have work to do.
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2008, 11:59:01 AM
It's been a grand morning ..... but I must get this stuff typed up and in the post tonight or income will suffer greatly.
The workhouse beckons.
Back later.
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 12:01:29 PM
Yup
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2008, 12:10:19 PM
Me too...  noooo:
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 12:12:24 PM
Coconuts have some sort of hair. Harvest, shave, glue!
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2008, 12:14:01 PM
Yes, if I was bald that might indeed be a solution Ned…  point:
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 12:24:16 PM
Shredded pants can do a simulacrum of hair
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Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2008, 01:15:53 PM
Me too...  noooo:

Let me guess, replacing the weding dress ate into the 'Rethatch Barman' fund and you have to replace it now...  whistle:
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2008, 01:23:35 PM
Me too...  noooo:

Let me guess, replacing the weding dress ate into the 'Rethatch Barman' fund and you have to replace it now...  whistle:
::)
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 01:25:24 PM
Wedding dress, MOB dress, new pants it all adds up.  whistle:
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 01:27:45 PM
Especially the pants. The acreage!!

One could easily drain the whole Egyptian cotton crop noooo:
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 01:30:31 PM
Does Mrs Nick only wear big pants then?
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2008, 01:32:15 PM
Does Mrs Nick only wear big pants then?

Well the layers of body armour do add bulk Wenchy  whistle:
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2008, 01:33:12 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: tel on January 30, 2008, 01:39:12 PM
Does Mrs Nick only wear big pants then?

Nick said she was a size 8, so cannot be big.

Must be Nick who wears the big pants.
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2008, 01:41:04 PM
Does Mrs Nick only wear big pants then?

Nick said she was a size 8, so cannot be big.

Must be Nick who wears the big pants.

 :lalalala
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: tel on January 30, 2008, 01:54:04 PM
Does Mrs Nick only wear big pants then?

Nick said she was a size 8, so cannot be big.

Must be Nick who wears the big pants.

 :lalalala

 point:
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 01:55:31 PM
She derives comfort from  her pants, I spose
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2008, 03:16:02 PM
I have struggled manfully with an assortment of lap-tops trying to salvage the magazine (which you may recall I was working on so well before the heart attack) My PC is away at the menders, I cannot afford to replace it at this time. For the past two hours I have tried every combination of lap-top, CDR, Flash Drive, Memory card etc. I can see a perfect copy on the screen but can I copy it or even print it? NO I F*****G CANNOT evil:
So if my lap-top (Compaq Evo N1015v) cannot do the job, perhaps the wife's Dell Inspiron Lap-top can. NO! .... OK let's brave the THW's bedroom and borrow her Iradium Lap-top to see if that will do it ...... NO! Banghead

As a last resort I have dragged the boys' (my very old) Atlantic PC running Windows 95 downstairs and coupled it up ...... I gave it to them to play games on. B@ST@RD thing does not have the facility to even insert a pen drive let alone write a CDR and it will not recognise my state of the art printer, the instructions for which clearly state that it will only work with Windows 2000 or later cussing:

I have spoken, quite gently, to my resident geek who tells me he hasn't even started work on my PC yet 'cos I orginally said he could take until the weekend  Angry9:

Do NOT, please, make any "helpful" suggestions because they will not work today. I will take all I have saved on my little memory stick + all that still to be typed to the Library where, they tell me, I can have the use of one of their public machines for an hour today and another hour tomorrow. Can't let me have any more because they are fully booked by pensioners learning to use computers. thatsit:

I am fvcking livid.
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 03:16:51 PM
Have a pill?
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2008, 03:23:08 PM
I took two an hour ago. Feels no better.
Title: Re: I have work to do.
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 05:08:14 PM
Mine are due!