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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 02:07:21 PM

Title: Um
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 02:07:21 PM
Not long till I will be drinking sangira and eating fish with my feet in the sand.

Worrying, WTF is Sangira?

Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 02:09:55 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 02:22:45 PM
Que?

or WHAT
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2008, 02:23:58 PM
I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…

or WHAT
rubschin:
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2008, 02:26:12 PM
Nick there are members of this pub who have known you for a few years now and have given up trying to understand you. Some things are best left out of bounds to mortal ken  point:
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 02:27:13 PM
Trato de estar entendiendo pero usted es imposible entender
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2008, 02:28:00 PM
Trato de estar entendiendo pero usted es imposible entender
Que?
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 02:29:20 PM
La culpa no es mia si usted no puede entender lo mas facil de oraciones
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 02:29:58 PM
Wot she said
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 02:31:08 PM
Lo que ella han dicho
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 02:31:36 PM
Si
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2008, 02:32:38 PM
Wenchy has gone mad...  whacky115
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 02:35:55 PM
Odd use of the word "gone" there BM
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 02:36:04 PM
No, estoy practicando para me visita!
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 02:37:13 PM
Sure!

Malaga. Nice castle.


Er, that;s it
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 02:41:04 PM
No, en Marbella, donde no hay un castillo. No como la una en Malaga, hay un castillito pero no un castillo.
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 02:44:33 PM
Sure. La golf course then
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 02:45:30 PM
No juego a golf. Es juego para tontos!
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 02:47:01 PM
Idiots?
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 02:52:25 PM
No, porque hay algunas mujeres que estan idiotas pero solo hombres estan tontos.
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 02:54:14 PM
Well we can't help it. Boys do these things.
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 02:56:23 PM
Tristemente que es verdad. Culpo a los padres.
Title: Re: Um
Post by: tel on January 30, 2008, 02:58:34 PM
It's quite worrying that some of this guff makes sense!
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 03:02:10 PM
 eeek:

Esto es un parte de la lenguaje universal.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 03:02:44 PM
Tristemente que es verdad. Culpo a los padres.

Let your dad off. He is dead after all. surrender:
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 03:03:42 PM
eeek:

Esto es un parte de la lenguaje universal.

 eeek:

SPANGLISH!
Title: Re: Um
Post by: tel on January 30, 2008, 03:04:42 PM
Why does she talking about priests?

Title: Re: Um
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2008, 03:05:23 PM
Maybe excorcised Nick must be  eeek:
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 03:05:29 PM
Tristemente que es verdad. Culpo a los padres.

Let your dad off. He is dead after all. surrender:

No me padre.  Banghead Los padres y madres de todos los tontos! Yo los culpo!
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 03:06:33 PM
eeek:

Esto es un parte de la lenguaje universal.

 eeek:

SPANGLISH!

No la palabra universal es universal!  angry041:
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 03:07:40 PM
Quite so. Still Spanglish
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 03:10:43 PM
Quite so. Still Spanglish

Como es "spanglish" si todas las palabras estan palabras que se usan an espana?
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 03:11:29 PM
Que?
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 03:12:28 PM
Trato de estar entendiendo pero usted es imposible entender
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 03:15:59 PM
2 pints of wife beater please
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2008, 03:20:44 PM
That has brightened my day no end   angry041:

And I still have the SNOTS  sad24:
Title: Re: Um
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 30, 2008, 03:37:28 PM
Ich wanke auf meinem rad.  ;D
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 03:40:18 PM
No sprekenzee deutsche aqui.  angry041:
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2008, 03:41:12 PM
He said "I wank on my wheel" ~ presumably he is some sort of hampster.
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 03:43:03 PM
 eeek:

Ich bin ein frau. Ich bin  sick2: at ze thought.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Um
Post by: tel on January 30, 2008, 03:47:35 PM
Sie gehört dem weiblichen Geschlecht an
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 03:50:36 PM
Seit wenn?   eeek:
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2008, 03:50:47 PM
 eeek:









Are you talking Sex or Gender here old chap?
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 03:51:57 PM
Lo que el han dicho!  eeek:
Title: Re: Um
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 30, 2008, 03:54:52 PM
I wobble on my bicycle...it's been 25-odd years since I passed my German O-level, so it may not be entirely correct.

Title: Re: Um
Post by: tel on January 30, 2008, 03:55:16 PM
Gender
Title: Re: Um"
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2008, 03:57:44 PM
I wobble on my bicycle...it's been 25-odd years since I passed my German O-level, so it may not be entirely correct.



Babelfish says "I wank on my wheel" is the translation.


I wobble on my bicycle is .... "Ich flattere auf mein Fahrrad"



Personally I prefer the mental image of the former. Much funnier.
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2008, 04:02:01 PM
Ποιο είναι αυτό το shite?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 04:02:54 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2008, 04:03:44 PM
Woof, woof, growl, woof, whine. whistle:




















It's doggerel
Title: Re: Um
Post by: TG on January 30, 2008, 04:32:48 PM
I'm losing the will to live agin people.  surrender:
Title: Re: Um
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 30, 2008, 04:43:44 PM
He said "I wank on my wheel" ~ presumably he is some sort of hampster.

What's one of those then? Some sort of rodent in an outdoor lunch basket?

And as for Babelfish... noooo:

Title: Re: Um
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2008, 04:55:08 PM
Simple typing error. We all make them. Most of us accept that and move on.
Title: Re: Um
Post by: tel on January 30, 2008, 04:56:34 PM
I'm off for a pint possibly some sensible english as she is spoken.
Title: Re: Um
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 30, 2008, 05:58:19 PM
Sorry hound :-(
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2008, 06:01:25 PM
He said "I wank on my wheel" ~ presumably he is some sort of hampster.

What's one of those then? Some sort of rodent in an outdoor lunch basket?

And as for Babelfish... noooo:



The Hampster was a short lived project to make a living picnic basket that would carry your food for you and eat all the leftovers saving you the hassle of packing up.  whistle: