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Title: Losing essential items
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2008, 09:15:09 AM
I used both my debit cards for online transations yesterday, whjich meant they were on my desk. Now they aren't. I have about 4p in my pocket and no means to get any other dosh. I have searched high and low. I just know that the second I report them missing and have them cancelled they will reappear as if by magic and taunt me with their inertness. Angry9: Banghead
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 09:19:10 AM
I used both my debit cards for online transations yesterday, whjich meant they were on my desk. Now they aren't. I have about 4p in my pocket and no means to get any other dosh. I have searched high and low. I just know that the second I report them missing and have them cancelled they will reappear as if by magic and taunt me with their inertness. Angry9: Banghead
The Boy is out on a spending spree prolly...  whistle:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2008, 09:34:00 AM
He prolly ordering one of those rubber band gatling guns...  whistle:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 09:38:45 AM
He prolly ordering one of those rubber band gatling guns...  whistle:
Several... all his pals at school too...  whistle:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2008, 09:40:02 AM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead

Right I am going to have one last, thorough and sytematic look then cancel them if they don't turn up.

After that they will turn up Angry9:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 09:46:35 AM
Get on the 'phone and pretend to cancel them. Hearing this "acted" conversation they will wait a few minutes and then re-appear. You only have to hide behind the door and grab them when they creep, giggling, out of hiding. whistle:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2008, 09:47:22 AM
I may actually try that!
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2008, 09:47:47 AM
You do realise that if it was Wenchy instead of Captain Calamity she'd probably try that Snoops  whistle:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 09:48:54 AM
Yup ::)
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2008, 09:53:10 AM
Well I did try it. And now I am quietly waiting.................
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2008, 09:53:39 AM
I remember a kid back when I was in school who found his parents cards and then helped himself to the contents of a survival catalogue, clothing, shelters, knives, survival kits. compound bows. About 3 grands worth.....  eeek:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2008, 09:56:18 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 09:57:32 AM
Well I did try it. And now I am quietly waiting.................
point:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2008, 09:58:13 AM
You have a better idea? rubschin:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 09:58:30 AM
Check you haven't put them in your other jeans or in the pocket of yesterday's shirt. That's my usual trick. whistle:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2008, 09:59:25 AM
Call me crazy but have you looked in your wallet?










We are talking about Nick after all  whistle:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 10:01:10 AM
Mrs. Nick has lost her purse (again) and taken his cards for a big spend-up...  whistle:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2008, 10:03:22 AM
Nope. Not there. rubschin:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 10:04:28 AM
Tucked inside the magazines, catalogues or whatever you were ordering from? I've done that too.
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2008, 10:05:24 AM
BINGO!!

Have a Bonio! cloud9:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 10:05:57 AM
BINGO!!
Bingo?
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 10:06:48 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Bar Wench on February 01, 2008, 10:07:21 AM
FULL HOUSE!
TWO LITTLE DUCKS!
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 10:07:54 AM
FULL HOUSE!
TWO LITTLE DUCKS!
Clickity click!
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 10:08:54 AM
We played bingo on New Year’s Day… in Greek.  confused:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Bar Wench on February 01, 2008, 10:10:30 AM
Hmmmm, interesting.

We played in Spanish a few times. My linguistically challenged and drunken father made a pigs ear of it!
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2008, 10:11:11 AM
I scooped up all the papers on my desk, raised them above my head and dropped them on the floor. The cards appeared. My office is a total mess now though noooo:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 10:11:51 AM
Hmmmm, interesting.

We played in Spanish a few times. My linguistically challenged and drunken father made a pigs ear of it!
It was hard work at first but we soon caught on.

Didn't win tho...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 10:12:58 AM
I shook my rubber and bondage fetish magazine onto my desk, raised them above my head and dropped them on the floor. The cards appeared. My office is a total mess now though noooo:
rubschin:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2008, 10:16:52 AM
It was all about online tax payments evil:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 10:18:11 AM
It was all about online tax payments evil:
Of course, of course...  whistle:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2008, 02:31:39 PM
BINGO!!

Have a Bonio! cloud9:

Did the boy have time to clone them before you figured out where you had left them?  whistle:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2008, 02:32:40 PM
NO evil:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2008, 07:29:28 AM
NO evil:
Yes then...  ::)
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 02, 2008, 12:37:33 PM
I used both my debit cards for online transations yesterday, whjich meant they were on my desk. Now they aren't. I have about 4p in my pocket and no means to get any other dosh. I have searched high and low. I just know that the second I report them missing and have them cancelled they will reappear as if by magic and taunt me with their inertness. Angry9: Banghead
Some bastard in London decided to empty my account by using my debit card details on Monday... arghhhhhh!!!!!
The bank was on the ball and I got all my dosh back withinn 48 hours
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2008, 12:39:46 PM
I used both my debit cards for online transations yesterday, whjich meant they were on my desk. Now they aren't. I have about 4p in my pocket and no means to get any other dosh. I have searched high and low. I just know that the second I report them missing and have them cancelled they will reappear as if by magic and taunt me with their inertness. Angry9: Banghead
Some bastard in London decided to empty my account by using my debit card details on Monday... arghhhhhh!!!!!
The bank was on the ball and I got all my dosh back withinn 48 hours
Lucky you!

How did they get the details?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 02, 2008, 06:50:02 PM
I used both my debit cards for online transations yesterday, whjich meant they were on my desk. Now they aren't. I have about 4p in my pocket and no means to get any other dosh. I have searched high and low. I just know that the second I report them missing and have them cancelled they will reappear as if by magic and taunt me with their inertness. Angry9: Banghead
Some bastard in London decided to empty my account by using my debit card details on Monday... arghhhhhh!!!!!
The bank was on the ball and I got all my dosh back withinn 48 hours
Lucky you!

How did they get the details?  rubschin:
The nice lady at the bank explained it to me.. Order something on line using your debit card... disgruntled dishonest employee eithe uses those details themselves or selll them on on to someone else who then makes purchases on line.  angry041:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2008, 09:04:46 AM
I used both my debit cards for online transations yesterday, whjich meant they were on my desk. Now they aren't. I have about 4p in my pocket and no means to get any other dosh. I have searched high and low. I just know that the second I report them missing and have them cancelled they will reappear as if by magic and taunt me with their inertness. Angry9: Banghead
Some bastard in London decided to empty my account by using my debit card details on Monday... arghhhhhh!!!!!
The bank was on the ball and I got all my dosh back withinn 48 hours
Lucky you!

How did they get the details?  rubschin:
The nice lady at the bank explained it to me.. Order something on line using your debit card... disgruntled dishonest employee eithe uses those details themselves or selll them on on to someone else who then makes purchases on line.  angry041:
A porn site then...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Losing essential items
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 03, 2008, 12:14:59 PM
 noooo: A holiday firm, A travel lodge, a clothes shop, the bastards are now in Bali I bet....