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Title: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2008, 09:55:05 AM
Another week yawns ahead. Any redeeeming features anyone?

 evil:
Title: Re: Nick's all new shite it's Monday thread
Post by: tel on February 04, 2008, 09:57:32 AM
The sun is shining and the bird in accounts has reverted to norm and her features are back on display. ;D
Title: Re: Nick's all new shite it's Monday thread
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2008, 10:02:07 AM
The man is a bundle of unqualified biological imperatives!!
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 10:16:19 AM
It’s a lovely day here…  cloud9:

Lots of exciting things this week including Landlady’s birthday on Saturday.  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2008, 10:17:34 AM
What will you do to make it exciting? A cake with 29 candles would be a start. Some tango dancing? A goat BBQ? An interesting present eyes:

A free bar?
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 10:27:07 AM
What will you do to make it exciting? A cake with 29 candles would be a start. Some tango dancing? A goat BBQ? An interesting present eyes:

A free bar?
A free bar goes without saying...  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's all new shite it's Monday thread
Post by: tel on February 04, 2008, 10:31:46 AM
The man is a bundle of unqualified biological imperatives!!

I'll take that as a compliment. eeek:
Title: Re: Nick's all new shite it's Monday thread
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 10:34:09 AM
The man is a bundle of unqualified biological imperatives!!

I'll take that as a compliment. eeek:
That would be best...  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's all new shite it's Monday thread
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2008, 10:37:18 AM
The man is a bundle of unqualified biological imperatives!!

I'll take that as a compliment. eeek:
That would be best...  whistle:

 point:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Bar Wench on February 04, 2008, 12:53:50 PM
I'm off to Spain on Thursday morning.  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 12:55:34 PM
I'm off to Spain on Thursday morning.  whistle:
I'm sure you will be missed...  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2008, 01:00:41 PM
She plans to eat fish with her feet!
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 01:03:51 PM
She plans to eat fish with her feet!
Perhaps she has no hands?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2008, 01:29:34 PM
No, she just prefers to eat fish with her feet!

I dunno why.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 04, 2008, 01:50:51 PM
It is Monday. And it is truly shite.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 01:52:25 PM
Its monday and my 'cut down my caffiene levels' attempt is not going well. The coffee machine in the corner of the office is calling me.  noooo:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 01:52:55 PM
It is Monday. And it is truly shite.
How so?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: tel on February 04, 2008, 01:54:59 PM
I had a nice stroll in the park. Just like a spring day out there.

Bird in accounts is wearing heels today.

Very springy, front and rear. razz:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2008, 01:57:32 PM
No cleavage or no feet?
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: tel on February 04, 2008, 02:03:03 PM
Lotsa cleavage, tight jeans and high-heels. cloud9:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 02:05:55 PM
Lotsa cleavage, tight jeans and high-heels. cloud9:

Heels you say?  rubschin:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7225828.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7225828.stm)
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: tel on February 04, 2008, 02:14:11 PM
Lotsa cleavage, tight jeans and high-heels. cloud9:

Heels you say?  rubschin:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7225828.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7225828.stm)

I read that earlier today but forgot to mention it. Was pre-occupied.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 04, 2008, 02:15:32 PM
Another week yawns ahead. Any redeeeming features anyone?

 evil:
Oh yes... England lost...I am so happy I feel a song coming on (Its a Welsh thing).... 'altogether now. We'll keep a welcome in the hillsides, we'll keep a welcome in the dales'...Sing up at the back!!! cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: I think the English flankers were wearing heels....
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 04, 2008, 02:30:20 PM
So we will see even less of Wenchy that of late  rubschin:  Have a nice time petal and bring Nick back a donkey.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Bar Wench on February 04, 2008, 02:38:08 PM
I think a burro might push my luggage limit over it's 20kg allowance!
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 04, 2008, 02:39:04 PM
Basketwork variety might cheer him for a day or two
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Bar Wench on February 04, 2008, 02:40:21 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: tel on February 04, 2008, 02:46:59 PM
Blow-up?
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 02:49:00 PM
Where Nick is involved it most probably would before long  point:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 04, 2008, 02:50:21 PM
Even Nick wouldn't want to ....................  shocked003






















Berek might tho' whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 03:15:15 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of a Nick-o-ray related donkey explosion Snoops  point:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 04, 2008, 03:17:23 PM
Just my smutty mind then ..........  redface:











Tho' you must admit it has merit.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 03:18:24 PM
Just out of interest how long have you lived in or near Wales?  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Bar Wench on February 04, 2008, 03:18:29 PM
Guttersnipe!
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 04, 2008, 03:39:17 PM
 eeek:















He started it Miss.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 03:53:03 PM
Guttersnipe!

Hey, my comment was entirely innocent based on the effect of being around Captain Calamity.  sad24:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2008, 05:43:26 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 05:45:50 PM
evil:

Baldymort this icon has been rather heavily used by Nick over the months, is there any chance of getting a more approproate replacement for him to use when one of us narks him off  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 04, 2008, 06:31:44 PM
 whacky007 perhaps?
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 07:11:41 PM
or this perchance Snoops  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV2Ah9Tr.gif&hash=76ba6b4dd57fafbdefad2977d0a818e79a87c396) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV2Ah9Tr)

And as a general one for this place

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Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 04, 2008, 07:41:48 PM
Yessssss! I could have done better but my PC is in the computer hospital and this old lap-top will not permit me to tx emoticons from other sources into these hallowed portals. And no I do not want any lessons in how to circumvent this problem. It's the spare lap-top and will be soon returning to duty OFF INTERNET in one of the boys rooms.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: tel on February 05, 2008, 09:46:37 AM
Tuesday - coughing, full of snot, road closed at Mitcham Junction - serious accident, grid-lock, rain and now bloody big chiefs from Germany here, probably to work out more redundancies including mine I'm guessing.

lovely morning!
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 05, 2008, 09:53:11 AM
Yep, Tuesday's a bastard as well. Don't suppose tomorrow will be any better whacky068
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 05, 2008, 10:15:20 AM
Thirty minutes to drive 2 bloody miles as some knobrot in Sutton Council seems to have been mucking about with the traffic light timings. Still coughing (and have been since Christmas Eve), still snotting and still working with moronic users.  cussing:

Two Taffys still harping on about the rugby.  censored:

I am going for a ciggie.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 05, 2008, 10:32:00 AM
Oh and four of my colleagues who I have worked with for nearly 17 years have just been told they are being made redundant at the end of May. One of them - a fiery Ballymena man - has just let forth a stream of profanity of truly Gold Medal standard. It's gonna get messy...
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2008, 11:23:46 AM
There was a time when, on leaving school, one would expect to have one or perhaps two careers in one's working life. I read recently that the career expectancy is now up to eleven. That is not just 11 jobs BUT 11 different careers.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2008, 11:53:52 AM
Well it's Tuesday and things refuse to look up angry041:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2008, 12:35:30 PM
I've had a great day so far...  redface:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2008, 12:36:07 PM
Baldy Bastardo! evil:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2008, 12:38:48 PM
Baldy Bastardo! evil:
Sorry, but it has been a good day.  redface:


So far of course...  scared2:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2008, 12:43:55 PM
Landlady will soon find you some things to do!!
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2008, 12:44:21 PM
Landlady will soon find you some things to do!!
Prolly...  sad24:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2008, 12:45:48 PM
Wenchy gave her some tips on "man-management" I hear. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2008, 12:48:47 PM
Wenchy gave her some tips on "man-management" I hear. eveilgrin:
rubschin:
For some reason I have to say 'yes dear isn't it' now...
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2008, 12:50:55 PM
You see. It was in the context of advising Miss Piggy on her soon to be status.

I prefer my neighbour's option. He plays golf every Satruday. After his honeymoon (20 odd years ago) he told his new bride. "It is Saturday. I am off to play golf. I always play golf on a Saturday." He still does!

Start out as you mean to continue!!

I sort of wish I played golf rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2008, 12:53:02 PM
You see. It was in the context of advising Miss Piggy on her soon to be status.

I prefer my neighbour's option. He plays golf every Satruday. After his honeymoon (20 odd years ago) he told his new bride. "It is Saturday. I am off to play golf. I always play golf on a Saturday." He still does!

Start out as you mean to continue!!

I sort of wish I played golf rubschin:
rubschin:
I do have a set of golf sticks...
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Bar Wench on February 05, 2008, 12:57:12 PM
You see. It was in the context of advising Miss Piggy on her soon to be status.

I prefer my neighbour's option. He plays golf every Satruday. After his honeymoon (20 odd years ago) he told his new bride. "It is Saturday. I am off to play golf. I always play golf on a Saturday." He still does!

Start out as you mean to continue!!

I sort of wish I played golf rubschin:
rubschin:
I do have a set of golf sticks...

With the amount of time you spend locked away in the cellar I don't really see LL being too pleased with that scenario!
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2008, 01:00:44 PM
You see. It was in the context of advising Miss Piggy on her soon to be status.

I prefer my neighbour's option. He plays golf every Satruday. After his honeymoon (20 odd years ago) he told his new bride. "It is Saturday. I am off to play golf. I always play golf on a Saturday." He still does!

Start out as you mean to continue!!

I sort of wish I played golf rubschin:
rubschin:
I do have a set of golf sticks...

With the amount of time you spend locked away in the cellar I don't really see LL being too pleased with that scenario!
Would she know that I'd gone?  whistle:





I suppose she's have to wash all my stuff tho...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2008, 01:32:08 PM
Baldy Bastardo! evil:
Sorry, but it has been a good day.  redface:


So far of course...  scared2:

You realise he's probably say in his garden right now concentrating Nick-o-rays at your baldy bonce BM  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2008, 01:32:37 PM
No I am not. It is too effing cold and windy. evil:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2008, 01:41:15 PM
No I am not. It is too effing cold and windy. evil:
Hot 'n sunny here...  redface:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2008, 01:43:54 PM
 Angry9:

Pissing with rain and totally grey.................So dark the street lights have come on!!
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 05, 2008, 01:44:39 PM
You're not making any friends with that comment, you know that, Barman!
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2008, 01:47:25 PM
You're not making any friends with that comment, you know that, Barman!

Sorry... but it is...  whistle:

However, we have nearly run out of water... if that helps?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2008, 01:47:56 PM
So you can't doctor the beer rubschin: I will fax you some. Torrents here eeek:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 05, 2008, 01:50:08 PM
Same here - the small river at the end of my garden is a raging torrent and even the trout have put water wings on.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2008, 01:50:24 PM
So you can't doctor the beer rubschin: I will fax you some. Torrents here eeek:
Yes... that's prolly why the guy in Limassol was experementing with the cleaning fluid...  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: tel on February 05, 2008, 02:18:13 PM
We've just lost the sun here, twas quite pleasant about 2 hours ago.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2008, 02:48:06 PM
In the absence of sun, go hunting for cleavages.

As my Dad used to say.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: tel on February 05, 2008, 02:59:46 PM
Distinct lack today, all covered up.

Don't want our foreign visitors getting an eyeful of good old English cleavage!
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2008, 03:03:37 PM
 noooo:

Good day tomorow then! ;D
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: tel on February 05, 2008, 03:06:04 PM
Will probably be SNAFU, but I am an optimist.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2008, 03:08:10 PM
Will probably be SNAFU, but I am an optimist.


 rubschin: Are you indeed .... don't suppose you could fix my glasses could you?
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: tel on February 05, 2008, 03:09:15 PM
2 fingers to the eyes and you won't need them.

No charge for that. ;D
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2008, 03:10:22 PM
 redface:  I just used the screen magnifier
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2008, 03:43:34 PM
redface:  I just used the screen magnifier
point:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 11, 2008, 08:59:03 AM
Here we are again   eeek:

Please pass me the St John's Wort.  cry:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2008, 09:04:57 AM
Here we are again   eeek:

Please pass me the St John's Wort.  cry:
Not a good start to the week then?  happy100
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 11, 2008, 09:18:09 AM
Beautiful blue sky this morning  cloud9:

A thick layer of ice on the car  evil:

Ice scraper utterly useless  evil:

RAC card to the rescue  confused:

Otherwise, not too bad so far.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2008, 09:20:33 AM
Rain overnight...

Bit overcast today...

'bout eighteen degrees...
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: tel on February 11, 2008, 10:32:58 AM
Yes it's a glorious day out there.

Unfortunately, I have had no sleep, puking all night and had to sit in a chair, couldn't ly down.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2008, 10:39:32 AM
Beautiful day down here, hardly a cloud in the sky  cloud9:
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2008, 10:51:58 AM
Yes it's a glorious day out there.

Unfortunately, I have had no sleep, puking all night and had to sit in a chair, couldn't ly down.
rubschin:
Nick is darn sarf isn't he?
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 11, 2008, 11:34:08 AM
I believe he is .... meanwhile here in North Wales .... blue skies, sun shining, barely a breeze, all very nice and from the back window I can see that Chez Nick is enjoying much the same. Pity he is away really ... darn sarf where all the fog is  lol:

The only dampner on this lovely Monday is that the bloody kids are on half term. One is playing the piano, one is in his bedroom playing computer games and the smallest is out with his mother buying school shoes.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: tel on February 11, 2008, 11:35:13 AM
Now you tell me!

At some point I must have some food, but I don't feel like it.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: tel on February 11, 2008, 11:36:17 AM
I forgot about half-term.

Live opposite a school, wondered why it was so quiet.
Title: Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2008, 11:36:40 AM
Now you tell me!

At some point I must have some food, but I don't feel like it.
Have some leftover pancakes - they'll set you up for the day.  happy088