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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on February 04, 2008, 09:55:05 AM
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Another week yawns ahead. Any redeeeming features anyone?
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The sun is shining and the bird in accounts has reverted to norm and her features are back on display. ;D
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The man is a bundle of unqualified biological imperatives!!
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It’s a lovely day here… cloud9:
Lots of exciting things this week including Landlady’s birthday on Saturday. whistle:
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What will you do to make it exciting? A cake with 29 candles would be a start. Some tango dancing? A goat BBQ? An interesting present eyes:
A free bar?
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What will you do to make it exciting? A cake with 29 candles would be a start. Some tango dancing? A goat BBQ? An interesting present eyes:
A free bar?
A free bar goes without saying... whistle:
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The man is a bundle of unqualified biological imperatives!!
I'll take that as a compliment. eeek:
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The man is a bundle of unqualified biological imperatives!!
I'll take that as a compliment. eeek:
That would be best... whistle:
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The man is a bundle of unqualified biological imperatives!!
I'll take that as a compliment. eeek:
That would be best... whistle:
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I'm off to Spain on Thursday morning. whistle:
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I'm off to Spain on Thursday morning. whistle:
I'm sure you will be missed... whistle:
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She plans to eat fish with her feet!
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She plans to eat fish with her feet!
Perhaps she has no hands? rubschin:
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No, she just prefers to eat fish with her feet!
I dunno why.
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It is Monday. And it is truly shite.
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Its monday and my 'cut down my caffiene levels' attempt is not going well. The coffee machine in the corner of the office is calling me. noooo:
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It is Monday. And it is truly shite.
How so? rubschin:
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I had a nice stroll in the park. Just like a spring day out there.
Bird in accounts is wearing heels today.
Very springy, front and rear. razz:
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No cleavage or no feet?
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Lotsa cleavage, tight jeans and high-heels. cloud9:
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Lotsa cleavage, tight jeans and high-heels. cloud9:
Heels you say? rubschin:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7225828.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7225828.stm)
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Lotsa cleavage, tight jeans and high-heels. cloud9:
Heels you say? rubschin:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7225828.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7225828.stm)
I read that earlier today but forgot to mention it. Was pre-occupied.
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Another week yawns ahead. Any redeeeming features anyone?
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Oh yes... England lost...I am so happy I feel a song coming on (Its a Welsh thing).... 'altogether now. We'll keep a welcome in the hillsides, we'll keep a welcome in the dales'...Sing up at the back!!! cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: I think the English flankers were wearing heels....
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So we will see even less of Wenchy that of late rubschin: Have a nice time petal and bring Nick back a donkey.
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I think a burro might push my luggage limit over it's 20kg allowance!
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Basketwork variety might cheer him for a day or two
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rubschin:
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Blow-up?
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Where Nick is involved it most probably would before long point:
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Even Nick wouldn't want to .................... shocked003
Berek might tho' whistle:
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I was thinking more along the lines of a Nick-o-ray related donkey explosion Snoops point:
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Just my smutty mind then .......... redface:
Tho' you must admit it has merit.
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Just out of interest how long have you lived in or near Wales? whistle:
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Guttersnipe!
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He started it Miss.
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Guttersnipe!
Hey, my comment was entirely innocent based on the effect of being around Captain Calamity. sad24:
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Baldymort this icon has been rather heavily used by Nick over the months, is there any chance of getting a more approproate replacement for him to use when one of us narks him off whistle:
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whacky007 perhaps?
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or this perchance Snoops whistle:
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And as a general one for this place
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Yessssss! I could have done better but my PC is in the computer hospital and this old lap-top will not permit me to tx emoticons from other sources into these hallowed portals. And no I do not want any lessons in how to circumvent this problem. It's the spare lap-top and will be soon returning to duty OFF INTERNET in one of the boys rooms.
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Tuesday - coughing, full of snot, road closed at Mitcham Junction - serious accident, grid-lock, rain and now bloody big chiefs from Germany here, probably to work out more redundancies including mine I'm guessing.
lovely morning!
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Yep, Tuesday's a bastard as well. Don't suppose tomorrow will be any better whacky068
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Thirty minutes to drive 2 bloody miles as some knobrot in Sutton Council seems to have been mucking about with the traffic light timings. Still coughing (and have been since Christmas Eve), still snotting and still working with moronic users. cussing:
Two Taffys still harping on about the rugby. censored:
I am going for a ciggie.
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Oh and four of my colleagues who I have worked with for nearly 17 years have just been told they are being made redundant at the end of May. One of them - a fiery Ballymena man - has just let forth a stream of profanity of truly Gold Medal standard. It's gonna get messy...
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There was a time when, on leaving school, one would expect to have one or perhaps two careers in one's working life. I read recently that the career expectancy is now up to eleven. That is not just 11 jobs BUT 11 different careers.
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Well it's Tuesday and things refuse to look up angry041:
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I've had a great day so far... redface:
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Baldy Bastardo! evil:
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Baldy Bastardo! evil:
Sorry, but it has been a good day. redface:
So far of course... scared2:
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Landlady will soon find you some things to do!!
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Landlady will soon find you some things to do!!
Prolly... sad24:
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Wenchy gave her some tips on "man-management" I hear. eveilgrin:
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Wenchy gave her some tips on "man-management" I hear. eveilgrin:
rubschin:
For some reason I have to say 'yes dear isn't it' now...
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You see. It was in the context of advising Miss Piggy on her soon to be status.
I prefer my neighbour's option. He plays golf every Satruday. After his honeymoon (20 odd years ago) he told his new bride. "It is Saturday. I am off to play golf. I always play golf on a Saturday." He still does!
Start out as you mean to continue!!
I sort of wish I played golf rubschin:
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You see. It was in the context of advising Miss Piggy on her soon to be status.
I prefer my neighbour's option. He plays golf every Satruday. After his honeymoon (20 odd years ago) he told his new bride. "It is Saturday. I am off to play golf. I always play golf on a Saturday." He still does!
Start out as you mean to continue!!
I sort of wish I played golf rubschin:
rubschin:
I do have a set of golf sticks...
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You see. It was in the context of advising Miss Piggy on her soon to be status.
I prefer my neighbour's option. He plays golf every Satruday. After his honeymoon (20 odd years ago) he told his new bride. "It is Saturday. I am off to play golf. I always play golf on a Saturday." He still does!
Start out as you mean to continue!!
I sort of wish I played golf rubschin:
rubschin:
I do have a set of golf sticks...
With the amount of time you spend locked away in the cellar I don't really see LL being too pleased with that scenario!
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You see. It was in the context of advising Miss Piggy on her soon to be status.
I prefer my neighbour's option. He plays golf every Satruday. After his honeymoon (20 odd years ago) he told his new bride. "It is Saturday. I am off to play golf. I always play golf on a Saturday." He still does!
Start out as you mean to continue!!
I sort of wish I played golf rubschin:
rubschin:
I do have a set of golf sticks...
With the amount of time you spend locked away in the cellar I don't really see LL being too pleased with that scenario!
Would she know that I'd gone? whistle:
I suppose she's have to wash all my stuff tho... rubschin:
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Baldy Bastardo! evil:
Sorry, but it has been a good day. redface:
So far of course... scared2:
You realise he's probably say in his garden right now concentrating Nick-o-rays at your baldy bonce BM whistle:
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No I am not. It is too effing cold and windy. evil:
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No I am not. It is too effing cold and windy. evil:
Hot 'n sunny here... redface:
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Angry9:
Pissing with rain and totally grey.................So dark the street lights have come on!!
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You're not making any friends with that comment, you know that, Barman!
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You're not making any friends with that comment, you know that, Barman!
Sorry... but it is... whistle:
However, we have nearly run out of water... if that helps? shrugs:
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So you can't doctor the beer rubschin: I will fax you some. Torrents here eeek:
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Same here - the small river at the end of my garden is a raging torrent and even the trout have put water wings on.
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So you can't doctor the beer rubschin: I will fax you some. Torrents here eeek:
Yes... that's prolly why the guy in Limassol was experementing with the cleaning fluid... whistle:
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We've just lost the sun here, twas quite pleasant about 2 hours ago.
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In the absence of sun, go hunting for cleavages.
As my Dad used to say.
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Distinct lack today, all covered up.
Don't want our foreign visitors getting an eyeful of good old English cleavage!
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noooo:
Good day tomorow then! ;D
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Will probably be SNAFU, but I am an optimist.
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Will probably be SNAFU, but I am an optimist.
rubschin: Are you indeed .... don't suppose you could fix my glasses could you?
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2 fingers to the eyes and you won't need them.
No charge for that. ;D
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redface: I just used the screen magnifier
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redface: I just used the screen magnifier
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Here we are again eeek:
Please pass me the St John's Wort. cry:
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Here we are again eeek:
Please pass me the St John's Wort. cry:
Not a good start to the week then? happy100
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Beautiful blue sky this morning cloud9:
A thick layer of ice on the car evil:
Ice scraper utterly useless evil:
RAC card to the rescue confused:
Otherwise, not too bad so far.
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Rain overnight...
Bit overcast today...
'bout eighteen degrees...
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Yes it's a glorious day out there.
Unfortunately, I have had no sleep, puking all night and had to sit in a chair, couldn't ly down.
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Beautiful day down here, hardly a cloud in the sky cloud9:
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Yes it's a glorious day out there.
Unfortunately, I have had no sleep, puking all night and had to sit in a chair, couldn't ly down.
rubschin:
Nick is darn sarf isn't he?
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I believe he is .... meanwhile here in North Wales .... blue skies, sun shining, barely a breeze, all very nice and from the back window I can see that Chez Nick is enjoying much the same. Pity he is away really ... darn sarf where all the fog is lol:
The only dampner on this lovely Monday is that the bloody kids are on half term. One is playing the piano, one is in his bedroom playing computer games and the smallest is out with his mother buying school shoes.
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Now you tell me!
At some point I must have some food, but I don't feel like it.
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I forgot about half-term.
Live opposite a school, wondered why it was so quiet.
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Now you tell me!
At some point I must have some food, but I don't feel like it.
Have some leftover pancakes - they'll set you up for the day. happy088