The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Bar Wench on February 06, 2008, 09:37:35 AM
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23 hours and fifty minutes! cloud9:
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And will you then blast off?
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6:20 am!
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Did you see the air traffic controllers strike thing? scared2:
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eeek:
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I thought you meant she was replacing Carol V.
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23 hours and thirty six minutes!
What air traffic controllers strike! angry041: Or is this an elaborate wind up? rubschin:
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Fear not. The airlines are laying on coaches as an alternative form of transport.
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23 hours and thirty six minutes!
What air traffic controllers strike! angry041: Or is this an elaborate wind up? rubschin:
It was one the wirelss earlier...
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I heard that too. 48 hours, innit?
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I heard that too. 48 hours, innit?
Yes...
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Fear not. The airlines are laying on coaches as an alternative form of transport.
You've been allocated Kevin Keegan
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This is mornington bollox all over again isn't it?
23 hours and thirty minutes!
Kevin hmmm, will be nice to catch up with and see how his daughters are doing!
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How his daughers are doing WHAT?
Or did you mean who?
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This is mornington bollox all over again isn't it?
23 hours and thirty minutes!
Kevin hmmm, will be nice to catch up with and see how his daughters are doing!
Well, you’ll have plenty of time to talk to them… on the coach. point:
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How they are, what they are up to etc. You know the usual catch up you do with old friends parents.
23 hours and 27 minutes!
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Don't know if with you on his back and your bags in each hand he'll have much breath for chatting. It's a long walk for his little legs you know.
BTW The only reason they employed Wise was to give Kevin someone he could look down on.
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happy001
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Have you checked the wireless yet Wenchy? point:
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It's still on last I heard. People sleeping in terminals and all sorts. Take your sleeping bag.
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I'm already sleeping at the airport!
23 hours and three minutes!
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It's still on last I heard. People sleeping in terminals and all sorts. Take your sleeping bag.
All airports affected from lunchtime? rubschin:
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You are a cruel bunch lol:
They are only bitter and twisted because they are going to miss you so much Wenchy.
Don't tell them which airport as I wouldn't put it past them to phone in a hoax terrorist alert eeek:
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Excellent plan. Thanks! eveilgrin:
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They are only bitter and twisted because they are going to miss you so much Wenchy.
happy001
yes I am actually... sad24:
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You are a cruel bunch lol:
They are only bitter and twisted because they are going to miss you so much Wenchy.
Don't tell them which airport as I wouldn't put it past them to phone in a hoax terrorist alert eeek:
happy100
My only friend!
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I see she has amended her sig point:
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I see she has amended her sig point:
I did that days ago! ::)
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Well I am pleased to see you are paying attention.
8/10 see me after class
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I shan't be here!
22 hours and 45 minutes!
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No, you will be on the floor at Stansted
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No, you will be on the floor at Stansted
You won't get the airport I am flying from out of me no matter what you say! I am wise to your trickery!
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No, you will be on the floor at Stansted
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Can you wear a ‘virtual pub’ t-shirt? The inevitable camera crews that will cover the chaos might just get us some free publicity…. whistle:
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Do you have them in XXXL then? She'd look like an airship noooo:
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Do you have them in XXXL then? She'd look like an airship noooo:
lol:
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sad24:
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OK, just a weather balloon then
And remember, no smuggling eveilgrin:
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sad24:
No burro for you!
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sad24:
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That will teach you!
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Gatwick is it then? whistle:
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Prolly. I don't see her as a Luton sort of a girl.
Mind you............... rubschin:
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Prolly. I don't see her as a Luton sort of a girl.
Mind you............... rubschin:
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rubschin:
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I AM SAYING NOTHING!
I could be flying from Cardiff! It could be East Midlands! It could be anywhere!
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I AM SAYING NOTHING!
I could be flying from Cardiff! It could be East Midlands! It could be anywhere!
Gatwick it is then... whistle:
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So that is the 6.20 a.m. flight to Malaga. Shouldn't take long...............
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So that is the 6.20 a.m. flight to Malaga. Shouldn't take long...............
That could be landing/take off/ arrival at villa/ arrival at beach/arrival at restaurant
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So Gatwick it is then!
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So Gatwick it is then!
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If you say so!
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Just phone a general Nick alert saying he is going to an airport, chaos will hit all of them then. whistle:
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Off I GO!!! eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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scared2:
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scared2:
You have travel insurance I take it? whistle:
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noooo:
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noooo:
scared2:
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scared2:
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lol:
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Dearest Wenchy
Have a most wonderful relaxing fun time........hope you enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!
Love
Landlady x
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Dearest Wenchy
Have a most wonderful relaxing fun time........hope you enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!
Love
Landlady x
Thank-you! cloud9:
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scared2:
You have travel insurance I take it? whistle:
Dont be daft Baldymort, insurance companies have a Nick exclusion clause in the small print whistle:
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She eats fish with her FEET!
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16 hours!
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Bar the strike! point:
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Well I am here so yah boo sucks to the lot of you!
Off to eat fish. Not with my feet.
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Don't burn your bum. It is precious to some of them!
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Wenchy sunbathes au natural? eeek:
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More like an eclipse, I fear
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We're getting back to Benny Hill in the Italian Job again. whistle:
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shrugs:
A mysterious bum?
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Well I am here so yah boo sucks to the lot of you!
Off to eat fish. Not with my feet.
How do we know you're not in one of those intermong boothes at Gatwick? rubschin:
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For Nick:
The Benny Hill character was fixated on large ladies and in one scene was shown "helping" a large lady onto a tram by pushing her extreme arse with both hands, all the while with a silly grin of pleasure on his face.
I cannot locate a YouTube clip but I'm sure someone will before too long.
Found it but you'll need to watch the whole clip to get the point or at least half of it.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8dCaMPDonqM
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BEREK!!!
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Now do you see the connection?
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Wenchy seems to be showing off her talents.
http://www.lasenza.co.uk/level3.asp?style=696486&s=3&category=9&se=Wench%20Pink
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This time next week she will be Mrs Wench noooo:
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noooo: noooo:
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Poor Mr Wench noooo:
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Luckily I have a virtual hat. angel1
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I have a virtual sick bag... whistle:
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I am going to stand at the back during the ceremony angel1
WHen they get to that bit about lawful impediments I shall rush to Mr Wench's aid
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He already has a contingent that have promised to do that if he gives the signal.
Wonder what the signal is? rubschin:
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A red flare eveilgrin:
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I am going to stand at the back during the ceremony angel1
WHen they get to that bit about lawful impediments I shall rush to Mr Wench's aid
I remember at one of my weddings deliberately stuttering very badly over the word 'impediments'
Well...I thought it was funny and so did some the guests; however...
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I remember at one of my weddings deliberately stuttering very badly over the word 'impediments'
Well...I thought it was funny and so did some the guests; however...
shocked003
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I am going to stand at the back during the ceremony angel1
WHen they get to that bit about lawful impediments I shall rush to Mr Wench's aid
I remember at one of my weddings deliberately stuttering very badly over the word 'impediments'
Well...I thought it was funny and so did some the guests; however...
At one of my weddings ..............????? eeek:
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He must be a registrar at the weekends like rubschin:
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Don't laugh I was at over 196 weddings last year ......... eeek:
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Don't laugh I was at over 196 weddings last year ......... eeek:
Chauffeur! point:
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Don't laugh I was at over 196 weddings last year ......... eeek:
Chauffeur! point:
I would explain but I have internet "trolls" ..........went to one ...guy was 34 ...4th wedding ... eeek:
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I am going to stand at the back during the ceremony angel1
WHen they get to that bit about lawful impediments I shall rush to Mr Wench's aid
I remember at one of my weddings deliberately stuttering very badly over the word 'impediments'
Well...I thought it was funny and so did some the guests; however...
At one of my weddings ..............????? eeek:
It's like I said to Miss D once...'You look just like my fourth wife' she replied 'Really? How many times have you been married?'
I said 'Three'
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sick2:
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You'll get an invite don't worry Nick - it will be fancy dress lol:
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Am I the only member never married .............????
smug club part 2.........???
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You might find that one a bit too exclusive - even for this place.
GM has never been married and nor has Wenchy until next week. rubschin:
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Am I the only member never married .............????
smug club part 2.........???
I qualify....like.
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So let's get our priorities sorted .....when are we having her VP hen night ...?
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Errr I vote every night until the event.
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Can we guess the 1st dance ......... rubschin:
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Can we guess the 1st dance ......... rubschin:
Ooohhh... good question... rubschin:
They are all Welsh so some Tom Jones number I should think....
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Or Aled Jones... or Jones the Song or some such.... ::)
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Cher ....If I could turn back time ........... rubschin:
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Tom Jones - 200 Pounds Of Heavenly Joy... happy001
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rubschin:
Who's handbag will they be dancing around, I wonder...
and will they all go to the loo at the same time...
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Actually guess the first dance would be a good one! :D That would entertain me! lol:
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rubschin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgFh4RHgn0A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgFh4RHgn0A)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvfEZzsw-XM
whistle:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWXQUDfQz5I.
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I'm getting married in July. Dreading all the palaver !
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Another Babby cloud9:
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I'm getting married in July. Dreading all the palaver !
I love meringue.......... cloud9:
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I'm getting married in July. Dreading all the palaver !
I love meringue.......... cloud9:
doh:
That's a Pavlova you dunderhead!
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lol: lol: lol:
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I'm getting married in July. Dreading all the palaver !
I love meringue.......... cloud9:
doh:
That's a Pavlova you dunderhead!
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lol: lol: lol: lol: doh:
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