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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Landlady on February 06, 2008, 01:44:31 PM
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Please someone ask BaldyMort why his new home nickname is YLF rubschin:
Perhaps when the posts start appearing in response I'll know whether or not this is a boys conspiracy of when the ladlady's away the LF's will play evil:
BYW if anyone wishes to know I've been having a real stressful argo day so far - now nearly 4pm local time and not out of my dressing gown yet and NOT for the reasons you boy's might think either ::)
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whistle:
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YLF?
eeek:
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whistle:
You need to do better than that - YLF cussing:
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You lanky fuckwit?
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YLF?
eeek:
It's not ladlike language I'm afraid - first word 'You' second word 'Little' thrid word 'F****r'
Sorry Wenchy but he made me loose it - a bit redface:
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whistle:
You need to do better than that - YLF cussing:
scared2:
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YLF?
eeek:
It's not ladlike language I'm afraid - first word 'You' second word 'Little' thrid word 'F****r'
Sorry Wenchy but he made me loose it - a bit redface:
Quite alright! Sometimes it is totally necessary!
So what have you done BM? Bought yourself a remote control helicopter and tried it out inside?
Somehow managed to cancel The Wedding Dress?
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YLF?
eeek:
It's not ladlike language I'm afraid - first word 'You' second word 'Little' thrid word 'F****r'
Sorry Wenchy but he made me loose it - a bit redface:
Quite alright! Sometimes it is totally necessary!
So what have you done BM? Bought yourself a remote control helicopter and tried it out inside?
Somehow managed to cancel The Wedding Dress?
eeek:
How did you know? scared2:
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Then has the gall to say 'I was waiting for the right moment to tell you - perferably when there were loads of people around '
Said it was because he was lonely when I was away noooo: noooo: and anyway it wasn't really him it was DAMION the naughty little boy who also lives here ::)
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Really was I right!?!?! lol:
That was the only thing bad enough that I could think of that didn't have LL kicking you out of the door!
BAD BALDYMORT! noooo:
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Really was I right!?!?! lol:
That was the only thing bad enough that I could think of that didn't have LL kicking you out of the door!
BAD BALDYMORT! noooo:
sad24:
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Then has the gall to say 'I was waiting for the right moment to tell you - perferably when there were loads of people around '
Said it was because he was lonely when I was away noooo: noooo: and anyway it wasn't really him it was DAMION the naughty little boy who also lives here ::)
UMMMMMMMMMMM so, not only did you go against express wishes but then you concealed the truth from her which we all know is the same thing as lying about it! evil:
How did you find out?
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Then has the gall to say 'I was waiting for the right moment to tell you - perferably when there were loads of people around '
Said it was because he was lonely when I was away noooo: noooo: and anyway it wasn't really him it was DAMION the naughty little boy who also lives here ::)
UMMMMMMMMMMM so, not only did you go against express wishes but then you concealed the truth from her which we all know is the same thing as lying about it! evil:
How did you find out?
You say that like it is a bad thing... rubschin:
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Then has the gall to say 'I was waiting for the right moment to tell you - perferably when there were loads of people around '
Said it was because he was lonely when I was away noooo: noooo: and anyway it wasn't really him it was DAMION the naughty little boy who also lives here ::)
UMMMMMMMMMMM so, not only did you go against express wishes but then you concealed the truth from her which we all know is the same thing as lying about it! evil:
How did you find out?
You say that like it is a bad thing... rubschin:
Oh believe me it is! eveilgrin:
I think the only answer is to sell it and give LL the money to come and visit Miss Piggy and I and take us shopping! cloud9:
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Really was I right!?!?! lol:
That was the only thing bad enough that I could think of that didn't have LL kicking you out of the door!
BAD BALDYMORT! noooo:
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Thats one of the portents of the apocalypse, after Nick causes a range of catastrophies scared2:
As for Baldymort's behaviour I'm sure that with Wenchy and Miss D to help with ideas you can come up with an appropriate punishment LL whistle:
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Then has the gall to say 'I was waiting for the right moment to tell you - perferably when there were loads of people around '
Said it was because he was lonely when I was away noooo: noooo: and anyway it wasn't really him it was DAMION the naughty little boy who also lives here ::)
UMMMMMMMMMMM so, not only did you go against express wishes but then you concealed the truth from her which we all know is the same thing as lying about it! evil:
How did you find out?
You say that like it is a bad thing... rubschin:
Oh believe me it is! eveilgrin:
I think the only answer is to sell it and give LL the money to come and visit Miss Piggy and I and take us shopping! cloud9:
It's never going to happen... noooo:
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Then has the gall to say 'I was waiting for the right moment to tell you - perferably when there were loads of people around '
Said it was because he was lonely when I was away noooo: noooo: and anyway it wasn't really him it was DAMION the naughty little boy who also lives here ::)
UMMMMMMMMMMM so, not only did you go against express wishes but then you concealed the truth from her which we all know is the same thing as lying about it! evil:
How did you find out?
You say that like it is a bad thing... rubschin:
Oh believe me it is! eveilgrin:
I think the only answer is to sell it and give LL the money to come and visit Miss Piggy and I and take us shopping! cloud9:
It's never going to happen... noooo:
Oh yes it damn well might point:
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Well you sold the first one you had! ::)
So how did she find out?
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Really was I right!?!?! lol:
That was the only thing bad enough that I could think of that didn't have LL kicking you out of the door!
BAD BALDYMORT! noooo:
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Thats one of the portents of the apocalypse, after Nick causes a range of catastrophies scared2:
As for Baldymort's behaviour I'm sure that with Wenchy and Miss D to help with ideas you can come up with an appropriate punishment LL whistle:
I am thinking of a schedule of punishments as I type eyes:
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Well you sold the first one you had! ::)
So how did she find out?
Bank statement... ::)
Stupid technology... Banghead
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Well you sold the first one you had! ::)
So how did she find out?
Bank statement... ::)
Stupid technology... Banghead
Idiot! noooo: School boy error. So it hasn't arrived then? It could still be cancelled. whistle:
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Well you sold the first one you had! ::)
So how did she find out?
Bank statement... ::)
Stupid technology... Banghead
Idiot! noooo: School boy error. So it hasn't arrived then? It could still be cancelled. whistle:
shocked003
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eveilgrin:
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Really was I right!?!?! lol:
That was the only thing bad enough that I could think of that didn't have LL kicking you out of the door!
BAD BALDYMORT! noooo:
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Thats one of the portents of the apocalypse, after Nick causes a range of catastrophies scared2:
As for Baldymort's behaviour I'm sure that with Wenchy and Miss D to help with ideas you can come up with an appropriate punishment LL whistle:
I am thinking of a schedule of punishments as I type eyes:
Punishment eh? eyes:
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Just a thought but if LL knows how much it costs this time around there isnt anything to stop her dragging Baldymort round the shops looking for the 'perfect pair of shoes/dress/add in here as appropriate' that costs the same amount. A few days of that should teach baldy the error of his ways....... whistle:
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I think a true punishment would be selling it and coming over to the UK and using BM as a donkey for carrying shopping bags. eveilgrin: He would have to troll around after us and not complain! eveilgrin:
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I think a true punishment would be selling it and coming over to the UK and using BM as a donkey for carrying shopping bags. eveilgrin: He would have to troll around after us and not complain! eveilgrin:
happy001
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I think a true punishment would be selling it and coming over to the UK and using BM as a donkey for carrying shopping bags. eveilgrin: He would have to troll around after us and not complain! eveilgrin:
Way ahead of you Wenchy point:
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I think a true punishment would be selling it and coming over to the UK and using BM as a donkey for carrying shopping bags. eveilgrin: He would have to troll around after us and not complain! eveilgrin:
happy001
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: surrender:
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You don't fancy joining the expedition then Nick? eveilgrin:
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If there are some pubs around. I know a few eveilgrin:
Barman and I can have you on your knees quite fast.
Is that rude?
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You don't fancy joining the expedition then Nick? eveilgrin:
You want Captain Calamity to carry your shopping Wenchy? eeek:
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If there are some pubs around. I know a few eveilgrin:
No pubs! evil:
Just bag carrying burro duties! eveilgrin:
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Dong spider:
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Oh dear.
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whistle:
evil:
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angel1
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angel1
I take back what I said about missing you... whistle:
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angel1
I take back what I said about missing you... whistle:
We all know it wasn't true anyway! sad24:
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angel1
I take back what I said about missing you... whistle:
We all know it wasn't true anyway! sad24:
It was then! point:
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So what exactly has happened?
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So what exactly has happened?
Nuffink! whistle:
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BM has purchased a remote control helicopter.
He had previously been told no such purchase was going to be taking place.
Once purchased he did not mention it to anyone.
LL found out he had purchased one via the online bankstatement.
BM now in deep poo.
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BM has purchased a remote control helicopter.
He had previously been told no such purchase was going to be taking place.
Once purchased he did not mention it to anyone.
LL found out he had purchased one via the online bankstatement.
BM now in deep poo.
So is this one of the indoor £10 jobbies or the £3.5K type that my mate used to have?
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BM has purchased a remote control helicopter.
He had previously been told no such purchase was going to be taking place.
Once purchased he did not mention it to anyone.
LL found out he had purchased one via the online bankstatement.
BM now in deep poo.
So is this one of the indoor £10 jobbies or the £3.5K type that my mate used to have?
Neither actually... whistle:
In reality it is just a £140 simulator...
the real purchase will come later when I can fly it... whistle:
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BM has purchased a remote control helicopter.
He had previously been told no such purchase was going to be taking place.
Once purchased he did not mention it to anyone.
LL found out he had purchased one via the online bankstatement.
BM now in deep poo.
So is this one of the indoor £10 jobbies or the £3.5K type that my mate used to have?
http://www.vario-helicopter.de/xlv_trainer_turbine.html?&L=1
whistle:
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My mate built his own plane.
It was okay for several years but unfortunately it crashed 18 months ago, down at Cardiff.
His wife wasn't too pleased as she was on board at the time.
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My mate built his own plane.
It was okay for several years but unfortunately it crashed 18 months ago, down at Cardiff.
His wife wasn't too pleased as she was on board at the time.
lol: lol: lol:
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BM has purchased a remote control helicopter.
He had previously been told no such purchase was going to be taking place.
Once purchased he did not mention it to anyone.
LL found out he had purchased one via the online bankstatement.
BM now in deep poo.
So is this one of the indoor £10 jobbies or the £3.5K type that my mate used to have?
http://www.vario-helicopter.de/xlv_trainer_turbine.html?&L=1
whistle:
You know LL that's the kind of thing a local children's hospital would love to have..... eyes:
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BM has purchased a remote control helicopter.
He had previously been told no such purchase was going to be taking place.
Once purchased he did not mention it to anyone.
LL found out he had purchased one via the online bankstatement.
BM now in deep poo.
So is this one of the indoor £10 jobbies or the £3.5K type that my mate used to have?
http://www.vario-helicopter.de/xlv_trainer_turbine.html?&L=1
whistle:
You know LL that's the kind of thing a local children's hospital would love to have..... eyes:
doh:
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BM has purchased a remote control helicopter.
He had previously been told no such purchase was going to be taking place.
Once purchased he did not mention it to anyone.
LL found out he had purchased one via the online bankstatement.
BM now in deep poo.
So is this one of the indoor £10 jobbies or the £3.5K type that my mate used to have?
http://www.vario-helicopter.de/xlv_trainer_turbine.html?&L=1
whistle:
I love this bit -
Essential accessories
Ord.No. 266/16
Exhaust for XLV
Ord.No. 416
Rotor blades for 2500 mm rotor diameter
Rotot blades? Who needs em?
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Baldymort won't after LL has finished point:
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Baldymort won't after LL has finished point:
evil:
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BM has purchased a remote control helicopter.
He had previously been told no such purchase was going to be taking place.
Once purchased he did not mention it to anyone.
LL found out he had purchased one via the online bankstatement.
BM now in deep poo.
So is this one of the indoor £10 jobbies or the £3.5K type that my mate used to have?
http://www.vario-helicopter.de/xlv_trainer_turbine.html?&L=1
whistle:
I love this bit -
Essential accessories
Ord.No. 266/16
Exhaust for XLV
Ord.No. 416
Rotor blades for 2500 mm rotor diameter
Rotot blades? Who needs em?
The exhaust is £277.31 eeek:
Who can afford the blades after that lot... noooo:
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BM has purchased a remote control helicopter.
He had previously been told no such purchase was going to be taking place.
Once purchased he did not mention it to anyone.
LL found out he had purchased one via the online bankstatement.
BM now in deep poo.
So is this one of the indoor £10 jobbies or the £3.5K type that my mate used to have?
http://www.vario-helicopter.de/xlv_trainer_turbine.html?&L=1
whistle:
I love this bit -
Essential accessories
Ord.No. 266/16
Exhaust for XLV
Ord.No. 416
Rotor blades for 2500 mm rotor diameter
Rotot blades? Who needs em?
The exhaust is £277.31 eeek:
Who can afford the blades after that lot... noooo:
Not you matey boy IF you want to live a few days longer cussing: cussing:
BaldyMort is not currently in the main direction path of my wrath evil: that is saved for further lies and more lies from that stupid original wedding dress supplier I have whinged on about before.............. It's a long story, so a septate thread on that perhaps another day !!
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BM has purchased a remote control helicopter.
He had previously been told no such purchase was going to be taking place.
Once purchased he did not mention it to anyone.
LL found out he had purchased one via the online bankstatement.
BM now in deep poo.
So is this one of the indoor £10 jobbies or the £3.5K type that my mate used to have?
http://www.vario-helicopter.de/xlv_trainer_turbine.html?&L=1
whistle:
I love this bit -
Essential accessories
Ord.No. 266/16
Exhaust for XLV
Ord.No. 416
Rotor blades for 2500 mm rotor diameter
Rotot blades? Who needs em?
The exhaust is £277.31 eeek:
Who can afford the blades after that lot... noooo:
Not you matey boy IF you want to live a few days longer cussing: cussing:
BaldyMort is not currently in the main direction path of my wrath evil: that is saved for further lies and more lies from that stupid original wedding dress supplier I have whinged on about before.............. It's a long story, so a septate thread on that perhaps another day !!
septate rubschin:
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septic?
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It stinks!
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BM has purchased a remote control helicopter.
He had previously been told no such purchase was going to be taking place.
Once purchased he did not mention it to anyone.
LL found out he had purchased one via the online bankstatement.
BM now in deep poo.
So is this one of the indoor £10 jobbies or the £3.5K type that my mate used to have?
http://www.vario-helicopter.de/xlv_trainer_turbine.html?&L=1
whistle:
I love this bit -
Essential accessories
Ord.No. 266/16
Exhaust for XLV
Ord.No. 416
Rotor blades for 2500 mm rotor diameter
Rotot blades? Who needs em?
The exhaust is £277.31 eeek:
Who can afford the blades after that lot... noooo:
Not you matey boy IF you want to live a few days longer cussing: cussing:
BaldyMort is not currently in the main direction path of my wrath evil: that is saved for further lies and more lies from that stupid original wedding dress supplier I have whinged on about before.............. It's a long story, so a septate thread on that perhaps another day !!
Well if he does purchase the exhaust and rotors there is always somewhere obvious you can stick them...... whistle:
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BM has purchased a remote control helicopter.
He had previously been told no such purchase was going to be taking place.
Once purchased he did not mention it to anyone.
LL found out he had purchased one via the online bankstatement.
BM now in deep poo.
So is this one of the indoor £10 jobbies or the £3.5K type that my mate used to have?
http://www.vario-helicopter.de/xlv_trainer_turbine.html?&L=1
whistle:
I love this bit -
Essential accessories
Ord.No. 266/16
Exhaust for XLV
Ord.No. 416
Rotor blades for 2500 mm rotor diameter
Rotot blades? Who needs em?
The exhaust is £277.31 eeek:
Who can afford the blades after that lot... noooo:
Not you matey boy IF you want to live a few days longer cussing: cussing:
BaldyMort is not currently in the main direction path of my wrath evil: that is saved for further lies and more lies from that stupid original wedding dress supplier I have whinged on about before.............. It's a long story, so a septate thread on that perhaps another day !!
Well if he does purchase the exhaust and rotors there is always somewhere obvious you can stick them...... whistle:
evil:
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Ebay drumroll:
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drumroll:
Poor LL eveilgrin: