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Title: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: TG on February 06, 2008, 04:11:52 PM
Wrapped in sheets. In a cage. No head.

Plod says : "It is being treated as a suspicious death at this stage."

A bit of a rush to judgement that. He could have committed suicide.

 happy088

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1304322,00.html

Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2008, 04:13:22 PM
Nah, David Blaine's latest stunt went wrong  whistle:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2008, 04:37:30 PM
Some r/c helicopter purchase nightmare no doubt…  scared2:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Landlady on February 06, 2008, 04:39:07 PM
It's what is 'probably' gonna happen to the lying wedding dress supplier when I return to the UK early March - if it's her it will have saved me the job and a prison sentance  evil: eeek:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2008, 04:39:57 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2008, 04:41:40 PM
 whistle:
Not me then...
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2008, 04:48:15 PM
I hate to have to point this out Baldymort but if LL is that narked off and has no dressmaker to take it out on that means you are next in the firing line  point:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2008, 04:50:37 PM
I hate to have to point this out Baldymort but if LL is that narked off and has no dressmaker to take it out on that means you are next in the firing line  point:
scared2:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2008, 04:52:45 PM
So if you suddenly go quiet and police find a headless corpse with an exhaust and some rotor blades sticking out of it we'll know to open the bar up for the wake.  whistle:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2008, 04:53:47 PM
So if you suddenly go quiet and police find a headless corpse with an exhaust and some rotor blades sticking out of it we'll know to open the bar up for the wake.  whistle:
The key is on Snoopy's collar...  ;)
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2008, 05:15:00 PM
Rattles box of Bonios..........  whistle:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2008, 05:15:51 PM
Rattles box of Bonios..........  whistle:
Ahem… for emergency use only…  whistle:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2008, 05:22:43 PM
It is an emergency, Wenchy isnt here and she's the only one who serves the drinks  point:

Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2008, 05:25:22 PM
It is an emergency, Wenchy isnt here and she's the only one who serves the drinks  point:


True... but she drinks most of them as well...  noooo:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2008, 05:30:24 PM
As long as I get a pint of Doombar she can drink what she wants  cloud9:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2008, 05:54:59 PM
I pop off to cook a chicken and this happens! noooo:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2008, 06:12:40 PM
Headless Chicken?
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2008, 06:18:02 PM
I pop off to cook a chicken and this happens! noooo:

Not that I want to worry the other members but I seem to remember someone once saying that human flesh tasted like chicken.........  scared2:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: TG on February 06, 2008, 07:00:54 PM
Blimey! Even I'm amazed how far and how fast this went off topic!  lol:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2008, 07:03:55 PM
Its midweek madness old boy, join in the fun  whistle:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: TG on February 06, 2008, 07:19:11 PM
Its midweek madness old boy, join in the fun  whistle:

Okeydoke!  happy088

Headline on Sky news page : Police Search For A Head

and further down : It is not known where the head is and police are treating the case as a murder investigation..

Don't know where it is eh? Searching eh? Murder? tsk.

Thanks for the incisive piece of reporting you tosspots.  noooo:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2008, 07:35:31 PM
I like the idea they are performing a post mortem on the body.  Somehow I think you can rule out suicide unless this guy was really pissed off.
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2008, 07:40:12 PM
But Inspector Knacker has said it is "Suspicious" ::)
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 06, 2008, 09:35:30 PM
Who lost their head then?
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Mr Happy on February 06, 2008, 11:33:18 PM
It is an emergency, Wenchy isnt here and she's the only one who serves the drinks  point:


True... but she drinks most of them as well...  noooo:

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 redface:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2008, 08:51:25 AM
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Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2008, 12:00:57 PM
You look far to innocent there Miss D.......  rubschin:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 12:06:15 PM
What is this thread about?
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2008, 12:16:16 PM
Read the OP Nick, a headless corpse was found in a cage behind some shops in Kilburn yesterday  ::)
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 12:16:46 PM
That is not news, that is normal
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2008, 12:19:16 PM
For Kilburn or Nick Towers?  eeek:
Title: Re: Headless corpse in London.
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 12:20:07 PM
Both evil: