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Title: Old Gits...
Post by: Mr Happy on February 06, 2008, 11:36:28 PM
Why is there never anybody to play with?

Empty bar, a couple of gallons of beer, boring England, I want a rant!

At what age do you buy a heated blanket, drink horlicks and buy seperate beds to be in at 9?











P.S I weally weally love you all
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Mr Happy on February 06, 2008, 11:50:53 PM
Who's there?

Don't be  scared2:

I don't bite, snoops is having a cat nap, and Nick is in a canoe?

 
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2008, 05:26:51 AM
You are our night shift...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2008, 10:23:00 AM
Why is there never anybody to play with?

Empty bar, a couple of gallons of beer, boring England, I want a rant!

At what age do you buy a heated blanket, drink horlicks and buy seperate beds to be in at 9?


P.S I weally weally love you all

In your case I would suggest last week. ;)
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2008, 01:24:59 PM
P.S I weally weally love you all

Thats ok then, to show there arent any hard feelings we'll send Nick round to your place to cook you a meal......  whistle:
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Landlady on February 08, 2008, 02:41:36 PM
Why is there never anybody to play with?

Empty bar, a couple of gallons of beer, boring England, I want a rant!

At what age do you buy a heated blanket, drink horlicks and buy separate beds to be in at 9?

P.S I weally weally love you all

Heated blanket purchase age = 50+ or younger if you don't had any sleeping partners fat bum on which you can warm your tootsies   eyes:
Drink horlicks = only when you are done with this life, ie: shunted off your mortal coil, never in my case whilst I am still able to have a choice it makes me  sick2:
Buy separate beds to be in at 9 = anytime one of you begins ex pericing 'back' problems or develops other unmentionable nighttime habits  scared2:

We weally weally lub you toooooooooo  razz: 
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2008, 02:45:07 PM
To be honest I hate electric blankets ~ lurve the feeling of crisp cool sheets cloud9:
We have single beds and she has a bony arse anyway.
Horlicks is off limits 'cos of diabetes
And tho' 60 I am young in mind (juvenile some would say)
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2008, 02:47:19 PM
To be honest I hate electric blankets ~ lurve the feeling of crisp cool sheets cloud9:
We have single beds and she has a bony arse anyway.
Horlicks is off limits 'cos of diabetes
And tho' 60 I am young in mind (juvenile some would say)

Some of us would even say infantile on occaision Snoops  whistle:
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: tel on February 08, 2008, 03:09:07 PM
Electric blanket? Now way, ever.

Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 08, 2008, 03:54:28 PM
Electric blanket? Now way, ever.

Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!

I love the way you take no responsibility for this occurence  lol:

Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: tel on February 08, 2008, 03:58:36 PM
Electric blanket? Now way, ever.

Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!

I love the way you take no responsibility for this occurence  lol:



I wasn't in the room at the time.

It was when I opened the door and the room exploded in my face that I started to hate the things!
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2008, 04:06:00 PM
Electric blanket? Now way, ever.

Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!

I love the way you take no responsibility for this occurence  lol:



I wasn't in the room at the time.

It was when I opened the door and the room exploded in my face that I started to hate the things!

You are Nick and I claim my £5  point:
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 08, 2008, 04:08:52 PM
It was when I opened the door and the room exploded in my face that I started to hate the things!

I hope you were nothing more than mentally scarred  eeek:
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: tel on February 08, 2008, 04:12:33 PM
It was when I opened the door and the room exploded in my face that I started to hate the things!

I hope you were nothing more than mentally scarred  eeek:

I was stark naked at the time. Eyebrows etc seriously singed.

Front of my body looked like a nicotine stain - I'd been kippered. (smoked that is).
It wouldn't wash off. Hospital peeps thought it was funny.
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2008, 04:36:33 PM
To be honest I hate electric blankets ~ lurve the feeling of crisp cool sheets cloud9:
We have single beds and she has a bony arse anyway.
Horlicks is off limits 'cos of diabetes
And tho' 60 I am young in mind (juvenile some would say)

Some of us would even say infantile on occaision Snoops  whistle:


Some of us mght get a bite on the arse if they are not careful.
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2008, 04:37:55 PM
Electric blanket? Now way, ever.

Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!


Sure it was the blanket and not your technique?   eyes:
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: TG on February 08, 2008, 04:39:08 PM
Electric blanket? Now way, ever.

Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!


Sure it was the blanket and not your techniI am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…   eyes:

Its a bugger when it does that aint it.  noooo:
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2008, 04:40:52 PM
Electric blanket? Now way, ever.

Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!


Sure it was the blanket and not your techniI am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…   eyes:

Its a bugger when it does that aint it.  noooo:

I am gonna kill some fvcker! evil:
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: tel on February 08, 2008, 04:43:25 PM
Tee hee.
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: TG on February 08, 2008, 04:43:52 PM
Electric blanket? Now way, ever.

Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!


Sure it was the blanket and not your techniI am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…   eyes:

Its a bugger when it does that aint it.  noooo:

I am gonna kill some fvcker! evil:

I blame Nick. Especially as he's not here.  happy088
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: tel on February 08, 2008, 04:46:19 PM
Electric blanket? Now way, ever.

Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!


Sure it was the blanket and not your techniI am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…   eyes:

Were you trying to say "technique"
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2008, 04:55:29 PM
technique would have been the word of choice
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: tel on February 08, 2008, 04:57:07 PM
Didn't do it that time.

I was living on my own at the time. The first Mrs Tel had left.
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2008, 05:04:11 PM
She probably sabotaged the blanket before she left then. Tricky buggers ex-wives, especially at the point of departure.
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: TG on February 08, 2008, 06:09:46 PM
She probably sabotaged the blanket before she left then. Tricky buggers ex-wives, especially at the point of departure.

Too true. A former ex of mine scrawled the word 'HATE' on the bedromm wall in 2ft high letters before she left. She then sent me genuine 'hate' mail through the post. I was quite flattered.

She was a fvcking nutcase and no mistake.  scared2:

Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2008, 08:37:41 AM
She probably sabotaged the blanket before she left then. Tricky buggers ex-wives, especially at the point of departure.

Too true. A former ex of mine scrawled the word 'HATE' on the bedromm wall in 2ft high letters before she left. She then sent me genuine 'hate' mail through the post. I was quite flattered.

She was a fvcking nutcase and no mistake.  scared2:


And then she married Nick?  whistle:
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 09, 2008, 05:35:11 PM
Seriously though, old age and stuff, I have been looking at cardigans, in M& S and wondering if Jeremy Clarkson has test driving any of those tartan shopping trolleys....rubschin:
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 10:49:43 AM
Seriously though, old age and stuff, I have been looking at cardigans, in M& S and wondering if Jeremy Clarkson has test driving any of those tartan shopping trolleys....rubschin:
Dowa?  noooo:
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 10, 2008, 11:42:18 AM
I have googled it... dowa?
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2008, 11:43:38 AM
He's rambling again GOS.
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 11:44:58 AM
Do what?

I was confused... and overhung...  noooo:
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 10, 2008, 11:49:48 AM
You are forgiven.... xxxx
Title: Re: Old Gits...
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 12:26:03 PM
You are forgiven.... xxxx
Thank you...  surrender: