The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Mr Happy on February 06, 2008, 11:36:28 PM
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Why is there never anybody to play with?
Empty bar, a couple of gallons of beer, boring England, I want a rant!
At what age do you buy a heated blanket, drink horlicks and buy seperate beds to be in at 9?
P.S I weally weally love you all
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Who's there?
Don't be scared2:
I don't bite, snoops is having a cat nap, and Nick is in a canoe?
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You are our night shift... cloud9:
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Why is there never anybody to play with?
Empty bar, a couple of gallons of beer, boring England, I want a rant!
At what age do you buy a heated blanket, drink horlicks and buy seperate beds to be in at 9?
P.S I weally weally love you all
In your case I would suggest last week. ;)
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P.S I weally weally love you all
Thats ok then, to show there arent any hard feelings we'll send Nick round to your place to cook you a meal...... whistle:
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Why is there never anybody to play with?
Empty bar, a couple of gallons of beer, boring England, I want a rant!
At what age do you buy a heated blanket, drink horlicks and buy separate beds to be in at 9?
P.S I weally weally love you all
Heated blanket purchase age = 50+ or younger if you don't had any sleeping partners fat bum on which you can warm your tootsies eyes:
Drink horlicks = only when you are done with this life, ie: shunted off your mortal coil, never in my case whilst I am still able to have a choice it makes me sick2:
Buy separate beds to be in at 9 = anytime one of you begins ex pericing 'back' problems or develops other unmentionable nighttime habits scared2:
We weally weally lub you toooooooooo razz:
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To be honest I hate electric blankets ~ lurve the feeling of crisp cool sheets cloud9:
We have single beds and she has a bony arse anyway.
Horlicks is off limits 'cos of diabetes
And tho' 60 I am young in mind (juvenile some would say)
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To be honest I hate electric blankets ~ lurve the feeling of crisp cool sheets cloud9:
We have single beds and she has a bony arse anyway.
Horlicks is off limits 'cos of diabetes
And tho' 60 I am young in mind (juvenile some would say)
Some of us would even say infantile on occaision Snoops whistle:
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Electric blanket? Now way, ever.
Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!
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Electric blanket? Now way, ever.
Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!
I love the way you take no responsibility for this occurence lol:
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Electric blanket? Now way, ever.
Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!
I love the way you take no responsibility for this occurence lol:
I wasn't in the room at the time.
It was when I opened the door and the room exploded in my face that I started to hate the things!
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Electric blanket? Now way, ever.
Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!
I love the way you take no responsibility for this occurence lol:
I wasn't in the room at the time.
It was when I opened the door and the room exploded in my face that I started to hate the things!
You are Nick and I claim my £5 point:
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It was when I opened the door and the room exploded in my face that I started to hate the things!
I hope you were nothing more than mentally scarred eeek:
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It was when I opened the door and the room exploded in my face that I started to hate the things!
I hope you were nothing more than mentally scarred eeek:
I was stark naked at the time. Eyebrows etc seriously singed.
Front of my body looked like a nicotine stain - I'd been kippered. (smoked that is).
It wouldn't wash off. Hospital peeps thought it was funny.
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To be honest I hate electric blankets ~ lurve the feeling of crisp cool sheets cloud9:
We have single beds and she has a bony arse anyway.
Horlicks is off limits 'cos of diabetes
And tho' 60 I am young in mind (juvenile some would say)
Some of us would even say infantile on occaision Snoops whistle:
Some of us mght get a bite on the arse if they are not careful.
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Electric blanket? Now way, ever.
Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!
Sure it was the blanket and not your technique? eyes:
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Electric blanket? Now way, ever.
Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!
Sure it was the blanket and not your techniI am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me… eyes:
Its a bugger when it does that aint it. noooo:
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Electric blanket? Now way, ever.
Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!
Sure it was the blanket and not your techniI am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me… eyes:
Its a bugger when it does that aint it. noooo:
I am gonna kill some fvcker! evil:
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Tee hee.
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Electric blanket? Now way, ever.
Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!
Sure it was the blanket and not your techniI am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me… eyes:
Its a bugger when it does that aint it. noooo:
I am gonna kill some fvcker! evil:
I blame Nick. Especially as he's not here. happy088
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Electric blanket? Now way, ever.
Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!
Sure it was the blanket and not your techniI am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me… eyes:
Were you trying to say "technique"
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technique would have been the word of choice
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Didn't do it that time.
I was living on my own at the time. The first Mrs Tel had left.
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She probably sabotaged the blanket before she left then. Tricky buggers ex-wives, especially at the point of departure.
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She probably sabotaged the blanket before she left then. Tricky buggers ex-wives, especially at the point of departure.
Too true. A former ex of mine scrawled the word 'HATE' on the bedromm wall in 2ft high letters before she left. She then sent me genuine 'hate' mail through the post. I was quite flattered.
She was a fvcking nutcase and no mistake. scared2:
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She probably sabotaged the blanket before she left then. Tricky buggers ex-wives, especially at the point of departure.
Too true. A former ex of mine scrawled the word 'HATE' on the bedromm wall in 2ft high letters before she left. She then sent me genuine 'hate' mail through the post. I was quite flattered.
She was a fvcking nutcase and no mistake. scared2:
And then she married Nick? whistle:
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Seriously though, old age and stuff, I have been looking at cardigans, in M& S and wondering if Jeremy Clarkson has test driving any of those tartan shopping trolleys....rubschin:
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Seriously though, old age and stuff, I have been looking at cardigans, in M& S and wondering if Jeremy Clarkson has test driving any of those tartan shopping trolleys....rubschin:
Dowa? noooo:
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I have googled it... dowa?
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He's rambling again GOS.
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Do what?
I was confused... and overhung... noooo:
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You are forgiven.... xxxx
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You are forgiven.... xxxx
Thank you... surrender: