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Title: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 09:43:56 AM
For the last couple of days my ears have been ringing slightly. I assumed it was a side effect of medication or another sign of approaching dotage. But then Mrs Nick and The Boy enquired about this strange noise which permeates the entire house at about the threshold of a ticking clock. What the devil can it be? It is the same volume in every room and has no obvious source. scared2:

ANy suggestions?
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 07, 2008, 10:04:10 AM
Most of the odd noises in my house seem to emanate from the hot water and central heating systems but they don't usually persist.  rubschin:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 10:05:04 AM
I have turned all the heating off. The hum remains! rubschin:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2008, 10:09:48 AM
Switch off your electricity at the mains. If that stops the noise you have something to work with. Switch the leccy back on and visit each individual appliance and switch it off until you find the culprit. It may in fact be your meter itself. They do sometimes make a noise and need to be replaced.

We tracked our "noise" down to a freezer that was vibrating against a wall.

When a similar noise was detected some twentyfour months later I repeated the exercise and found that the stereo unit was on standby (because that is its default mode and to switch it off completely means crawling behind a bookcase to switch it off at the wall socket) and that one of the speakers was giving out a permanent hum of "feedback", presumably picking up the small amount of power being used whilst on standby. Moved the speaker and the problem ceased.
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 07, 2008, 10:12:04 AM
That was my next suggestion!

Comes to something when the dog is the pub's "font of all knowlege"
 ;)
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 10:13:46 AM
I just turned off all the power at your suggestion. The hum remained!!

And I can't be arsed to go around checking every appliance. After all if the power is off and the humming continues it ain't the power. Is it?? rubschin:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2008, 10:15:00 AM
Shouldn't be .... It's prolly next door's leccy then.
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 10:18:46 AM
Good point. I must ask them if they can hear it (when they get back at 6.00 Banghead)
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2008, 10:39:29 AM
Nick,

have you checked all of the boys toys, something is bound to be telling you it needs the batteries replaced??????
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 10:40:27 AM
Good idea, but no. Even the remote controlled dinosaur is in fine fettle! cussing:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2008, 10:41:52 AM
Lap-top on standby?
Windfarm noise being carried to you by the SW wind today?
Has a neighbour got themselves a "Cameron" windmill on their property?
Telephone company been spoken to? ... it could be their cables.
Leccy Company ditto.
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2008, 10:41:56 AM
Then you are being bugged and should start talking in code at all times.

Promise we will try and notice the difference  lol:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 10:43:18 AM
Lap-top on standby?
Windfarm noise being carried to you by the SW wind today?
Has a neighbour got themmselves a "Cameron" windmill on their property?
Telephone company been spoken to? ... it could be their cables.
Leccy Company ditto.

So many possibilities, so little time. Wind farm idea is a poss, actually.

And Miss D, I could be being bugged eeek:. I will talk in gibberish from now on. spider:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2008, 10:45:51 AM
And I will shut up and do some work.
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 10:46:51 AM
Ah yes. The W word!!
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 07, 2008, 10:59:46 AM
The hum is from the mother ship, Nick, which has come to collect you.  lol:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 11:01:06 AM
That too had crossed my mind!! A welcome abduction if true!
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2008, 11:02:35 AM
Are you sure your not dreaming Nick - and that this actually your parallel universe full of all the negativity and frustrations that could blight your life.

Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 11:04:01 AM
So how come Mrs Nick and The Boy can also hear it? Also visitors. My mate Steve dropped in earlier and asked what it was. It is just at an annoying level!! Banghead
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2008, 11:06:38 AM
Check the bedside table Nick .... Has Mrs Nick left her rabbit on?
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 11:07:38 AM
Wash your mouth out, you dog.
























The batteries are flat for some reason
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: tel on February 07, 2008, 11:19:56 AM
You've got a wasps nest somewhere.
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 11:22:53 AM
NO I HAVE NOT!!
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: tel on February 07, 2008, 11:24:06 AM
You just haven't found it yet.
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 11:30:30 AM
 evil:

If I do, I will post it to you!! evil:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2008, 11:38:14 AM
Too early for wasps .. they die in winter and only the queens survive (See "I'm a fighter not a quitter" P. Mandleson)
 rubschin: 'Spose it might be bees though
BUT my money is on the neighbours or BT.
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 11:39:24 AM
BEES? shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2008, 11:47:24 AM
It could be a hive, have to checked the attic, crawlspaces etc.









Either that or someone has installed a Nick-o-ray detector and its going ballistic at the moment for some reason......  whistle:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: tel on February 07, 2008, 11:49:33 AM
Too early for wasps .. they die in winter and only the queens survive (See "I'm a fighter not a quitter" P. Mandleson)
 rubschin: 'Spose it might be bees though
BUT my money is on the neighbours or BT.

There's still plenty of them flying around down here. And bees.

We don't have cold enough winters anymore.
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: tel on February 07, 2008, 11:50:00 AM
evil:

If I do, I will post it to you!! evil:

Already got one, thanks.
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 11:50:29 AM
A fire extinguisher should sort that. I happeen to have one handy.
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 11:51:41 AM
evil:

If I do, I will post it to you!! evil:

Already got one, thanks.

Have another. They could mate! ;D

Or whatever.
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2008, 12:14:06 PM
The hum is from the mother ship, Nick, which has come to collect you.  lol:
Prepare to be probed!  point:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 12:14:43 PM
Well things can only look up!
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2008, 12:40:33 PM
I am in the house alone. Wife is at work, with her mobile in her bag, Daughter is at school with her mobile in her bag. My mobile is on the desk next to me. I have just heard the tone of an incoming text. My phone is switched off. WTF is going on? scared2:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 12:41:43 PM
Look out of the window and upwards. Seen Independence Day?
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2008, 12:44:03 PM
You are hearing voices in the digital age snoops....  eeek:



Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2008, 01:13:52 PM
I am in the house alone. Wife is at work, with her mobile in her bag, Daughter is at school with her mobile in her bag. My mobile is on the desk next to me. I have just heard the tone of an incoming text. My phone is switched off. WTF is going on? scared2:

You only think you are alone ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: tel on February 07, 2008, 01:19:06 PM
I am in the house alone. Wife is at work, with her mobile in her bag, Daughter is at school with her mobile in her bag. My mobile is on the desk next to me. I have just heard the tone of an incoming text. My phone is switched off. WTF is going on? scared2:

Had any implants lately?
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2008, 04:28:57 PM
It could be a Nickergeist Snoops. They are similar to a poltergeist except they just cause wierd things to happen that slowly drive you nuts...  whistle:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2008, 04:32:52 PM
Turned out to be the window cleaner who had sneaked in and up his ladder whilst I wasn't looking. Good job I wasn't in the wife's underwear really  redface:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2008, 04:33:34 PM
Turned out to be the window cleaner who had sneaked in and up his ladder whilst I wasn't looking. Good job I wasn't in the wife's underwear really  redface:

 eeek: I'm almost afraid to ask if that happens a lot  eeek:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: barmisspah? on February 08, 2008, 10:41:01 AM
Wasn't it Miss D who got caught once by the window cleaner in her undies ? or am I getting confused again  rubschin:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2008, 10:42:13 AM
Turned out to be the window cleaner who had sneaked in and up his ladder whilst I wasn't looking. Good job I wasn't in the wife's underwear really  redface:

 eeek: I'm almost afraid to ask if that happens a lot  eeek:


Of course not ...... I usually hear him struggling to get his ladder through the gate.
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2008, 10:52:12 AM
Wasn't it Miss D who got caught once by the window cleaner in her undies ? or am I getting confused again  rubschin:

No, it was the first thing that came to Snoops mind when he saw her heading for the axe  whistle:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 08, 2008, 11:48:31 AM
Wasn't it Miss D who got caught once by the window cleaner in her undies ? or am I getting confused again  rubschin:

 redface:

I thought memory was supposed to fade with age  evil:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: barmisspah? on February 08, 2008, 11:51:24 AM
Wasn't it Miss D who got caught once by the window cleaner in her undies ? or am I getting confused again  rubschin:

 redface:

I thought memory was supposed to fade with age  evil:

Sorry  eyes:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 08, 2008, 11:53:22 AM
Sorry  eyes:

No your not  cry:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: tel on February 08, 2008, 11:53:49 AM
Tee hee.
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: barmisspah? on February 08, 2008, 11:56:56 AM
Sorry  eyes:

No your not  cry:

I would never offend anyone with an axe that big ....
not unless I was a long long way away smile:
Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 08, 2008, 12:07:18 PM
The axe is proportional to the angst  cry:

Title: Re: A mysterious hum
Post by: barmisspah? on February 08, 2008, 12:53:33 PM
The axe is proportional to the angst  cry:



ooh err scared2: