The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2008, 11:39:12 AM
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And the moral of the story is never to get a tattoo with your current other half's name on it, especially if you want it done in Chinese.
When teenager Joanne Raine had her boyfriend's nickname "Roo" tattooed on her stomach it was supposed to be a sign of her undying love.
The 19-year-old from Darlington paid £80 for the Chinese artwork in 2004 and was delighted with the results.
That was until she showed it off in a Chinese takeaway and found out it actually spelled "supermarket."
The pair have now split up, but Miss Raine said she will keep the tattoo because she cannot afford a new one.
She said: "I did it because I wanted to show him how much I loved him and he had one done as well.
"I did not think about whether it meant forever. I'm just going to have to keep it as I can't afford to get another one done."
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The 19-year-old from Darlington
Says it all! Have you ever been there? Darlington, I mean. evil:
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Think I was dragged there once as a kid eeek:
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As a punishment?
What on earth had you done!? eeek:
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I was only a kid at the time so I cant remember all that much but I think it was something to do with me telling my Gran I didnt believe in god.
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Reasonable. I regard Darlington, along with Redcar and Barrow, as a cruel and unusual punishment. You could sue!
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And the moral of the story is never to get a tattoo with your current other half's name on it, especially if you want it done in Chinese.
When teenager Joanne Raine had her boyfriend's nickname "Roo" tattooed on her stomach it was supposed to be a sign of her undying love.
The 19-year-old from Darlington paid £80 for the Chinese artwork in 2004 and was delighted with the results.
That was until she showed it off in a Chinese takeaway and found out it actually spelled "supermarket."
The pair have now split up, but Miss Raine said she will keep the tattoo because she cannot afford a new one.
She said: "I did it because I wanted to show him how much I loved him and he had one done as well.
"I did not think about whether it meant forever. I'm just going to have to keep it as I can't afford to get another one done."
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Great story – could have been worse of course, ‘I am a whore’ or some such… whistle:
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Or "Open all hours"...
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eeek:
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Or "Open all hours"...
lol: lol: lol:
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"Slippery when wet..." whistle:
"My other tattoo is a price list.." whistle:
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On the breasts of a Bar Wench from Yale
Was tattooed the price of Pale Ale
Whilst across her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same message ..... but in Braille
Errrrrrrrr ........ She is out of the country I trust scared2:
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Errrrrrrrr ........ She is out of the country I trust scared2:
Yes but I should point out that the interweb is international Snoops and Wenchy has already posted in here once today to tell us she had arrived...... point:
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I'm just waiting for Nick to come in with "For the sake of the blind .... LARGE LETTERS" but of course it wouldn't rhyme.
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May as well get this one out of the way
"Me love you long time..." whistle:
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Hope she's gone long enough for this lot to have dropped off the page.
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On the breasts of a Bar Wench from Yale
Was tattooed the price of Pale Ale
Whilst across her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same message ..... but in Braille
Errrrrrrrr ........ She is out of the country I trust scared2:
Just keeping it on the current page Snoopy. eyes:
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May as well get this one out of the way
"Me love you long time..." whistle:
lol: lol: lol: redface:
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Friends ~ Just what I need ::)
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Friends ~ Just what I need ::)
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Dunno what you're laughing about .... Your new puppy is probably up the duff now eyes:
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Dunno what you're laughing about .... Your new puppy is probably up the duff now eyes:
Dont tell me you've been dogging? drumroll:
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scared2:
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And LL will want to keep all the puppies point:
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And LL will want to keep all the puppies point:
doh:
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So Baldymort, LL, Minibaldy and now puppies? You are going to need to put an extension on to the pub at this rate old boy? whistle:
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And the moral of the story is never to get a tattoo with your current other half's name on it, especially if you want it done in Chinese.
When teenager Joanne Raine had her boyfriend's nickname "Roo" tattooed on her stomach it was supposed to be a sign of her undying love.
The 19-year-old from Darlington paid £80 for the Chinese artwork in 2004 and was delighted with the results.
That was until she showed it off in a Chinese takeaway and found out it actually spelled "supermarket."
The pair have now split up, but Miss Raine said she will keep the tattoo because she cannot afford a new one.
She said: "I did it because I wanted to show him how much I loved him and he had one done as well.
"I did not think about whether it meant forever. I'm just going to have to keep it as I can't afford to get another one done."
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Surely she could sue the tattooist, after all that's what most people do nowadays isn't it whistle:
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Well if she was too stupid to check what it was going to say beforehand then its her fault.
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Well if she was too stupid to check what it was going to say beforehand then its her fault.
She got a tattoo, ergo she was too stupid to check what it was going to say beforehand. whistle:
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Tricky person yer Chinese tattooist .... mate of mine walked around for years with Good Luck, Happiness and Wealth tattooed on his arm in Chinese characters .... done one drunken night in Hong Kong.
Took a Chinese Waitress in Oxford to explain that it really said "Fuck off whitey" or at least the Chinese equivalent..
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And LL will want to keep all the puppies point:
Who wouldn't (and "cute" was the right word BM)