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Title: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: Tinkerbell on February 09, 2008, 10:20:50 PM
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear LL
Happy birthday to you!

Just had a fabulous evening out with LL and friends...naughty LL sneaked up and paid too....and it was HER birthday!!!! I'll get her back never fear...she'll have to endure another night at the Indian, so we can pay (well Mr T anyway!!)

She's a bit tiddly and was seen reclining on her back outside the restaurant.... I won't say more, but no broken bones this time!!!

Thanks for the fab meal & company LL. Sleep well.   eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 08:51:52 AM
My head hurts...  noooo:
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: tel on February 10, 2008, 11:35:51 AM
So does mine.

It would be ok if it was the 2 bottles of red I consumed, but it's thsi bloody cold that making my head feel so bad.
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 11:43:18 AM
I had about 75 Cobras...  noooo:
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: Just One More on February 10, 2008, 11:47:27 AM
Belated happy birthday wishes from me LL


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Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: TG on February 10, 2008, 11:53:57 AM
I had about 75 Cobras...  noooo:

75? By Christ that'll float your boat.

Happy birthday Mrs BM.
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 12:28:33 PM
We had a great night… Mrs. Barman thought it would be a brilliant idea to go to sleep on the kitchen floor when we got home!  point:
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: TG on February 10, 2008, 12:32:59 PM
Did you leave her there?  eyes:
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 12:41:47 PM
Did you leave her there?  eyes:
Yes...  redface:
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: TG on February 10, 2008, 12:45:16 PM
Did you leave her there?  eyes:
Yes...  redface:

Good man! That'll learn her!  happy088

Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 12:47:39 PM
Did you leave her there?  eyes:
Yes...  redface:

Good man! That'll learn her!  happy088


lol:
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2008, 12:49:06 PM
Well I suppose she was in the right place when she woke up to get you a full cooked brekky to help with your hangover. ;D
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 12:50:01 PM
Well I suppose she was in the right place when she woke up to get you a full cooked brekky to help with your hangover. ;D
Unfortunately not… she woke up later and came to bed…  Banghead
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: TG on February 10, 2008, 12:50:38 PM
I have always beleived that if a man find his ladylove unconcious on the kitchen floor through drink he has 3 duties :

A/ Take a photo
B/ Shag her
C/ Then leave her there and go to bed.  happy088

I should work for RELATE me.  eyes:
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2008, 12:51:34 PM
Well I suppose she was in the right place when she woke up to get you a full cooked brekky to help with your hangover. ;D
Unfortunately not… she woke up later and came to bed…  Banghead

And I assume is still there ~ groaning quietly, saying things like "never again".
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 12:52:51 PM
Well I suppose she was in the right place when she woke up to get you a full cooked brekky to help with your hangover. ;D
Unfortunately not… she woke up later and came to bed…  Banghead

And I assume is still there ~ groaning quietly, saying things like "never again".
Nah... I've got here working in the garden.  whistle:
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 12:53:30 PM
I have always beleived that if a man find his ladylove unconcious on the kitchen floor through drink he has 3 duties :

A/ Take a photo
B/ Shag her
C/ Then leave her there and go to bed.  happy088

I should work for RELATE me.  eyes:
You might think that but I couldn't possibly comment...  whistle:
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: TG on February 10, 2008, 12:55:04 PM
I have always beleived that if a man find his ladylove unconcious on the kitchen floor through drink he has 3 duties :

A/ Take a photo
B/ Shag her
C/ Then leave her there and go to bed.  happy088

I should work for RELATE me.  eyes:
You might think that but I couldn't possibly comment...  whistle:

No photo then?  noooo:
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 01:00:26 PM
I have always beleived that if a man find his ladylove unconcious on the kitchen floor through drink he has 3 duties :

A/ Take a photo
B/ Shag her
C/ Then leave her there and go to bed.  happy088

I should work for RELATE me.  eyes:
You might think that but I couldn't possibly comment...  whistle:

No photo then?  noooo:
No...  cry:
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2008, 01:02:01 PM
I have always beleived that if a man find his ladylove unconcious on the kitchen floor through drink he has 3 duties :

A/ Take a photo
B/ Shag her
C/ Then leave her there and go to bed.  happy088

I should work for RELATE me.  eyes:
You might think that but I couldn't possibly comment...  whistle:

No photo then?  noooo:
No...  cry:

Tsk! Too p*ssed to work the camera or too p*ssed to get it up?
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 01:16:13 PM
I have always beleived that if a man find his ladylove unconcious on the kitchen floor through drink he has 3 duties :

A/ Take a photo
B/ Shag her
C/ Then leave her there and go to bed.  happy088

I should work for RELATE me.  eyes:
You might think that but I couldn't possibly comment...  whistle:

No photo then?  noooo:
No...  cry:

Tsk! Too p*ssed to work the camera or too p*ssed to get in up?
I couldn't possibly comment...   noooo:
Title: Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2008, 02:04:30 PM
I missed it sad24: