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Title: Geek Logic - How narked off is your other half
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2008, 07:29:06 PM
Cant decide if you should apologise for something or not, try this little formula that will tell you.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon/broadband/tx/decisions/equations/apologise.shtml (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon/broadband/tx/decisions/equations/apologise.shtml)


Baldymort, just to save you time the answer in your case will most likely be yes.  point:
Title: Re: Geek Logic - How narked off is your other half
Post by: Snoopy on February 11, 2008, 07:46:03 PM
I rather think "Sorry" is the default mode for most married men  whistle:
Title: Re: Geek Logic - How narked off is your other half
Post by: Tinkerbell on February 12, 2008, 09:50:09 AM
I rather think "Sorry" is the default mode for most married men  whistle:

In my experience this is not a word  men seem to have mastered....why do they choke when trying to pronounce it?????  whistle:
Title: Re: Geek Logic - How narked off is your other half
Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2008, 10:32:07 AM
Well I suppose Tink has a point there ..... I find the words "Yes Dear" come out easily enough and seem to cover most occassions ..... even the accusation "You're not listening are you?".
Title: Re: Geek Logic - How narked off is your other half
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2008, 11:00:11 AM
Well I suppose Tink has a point there ..... I find the words "Yes Dear" come out easily enough and seem to cover most occassions ..... even the accusation "You're not listening are you?".
lol: lol: lol:               redface:
Title: Re: Geek Logic - How narked off is your other half
Post by: Tinkerbell on February 12, 2008, 02:45:34 PM
Well I suppose Tink has a point there ..... I find the words "Yes Dear" come out easily enough and seem to cover most occassions ..... even the accusation "You're not listening are you?".
lol: lol: lol:               redface:

Well practiced with that then BM?????   ::)
Title: Re: Geek Logic - How narked off is your other half
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2008, 03:47:41 PM
Well I suppose Tink has a point there ..... I find the words "Yes Dear" come out easily enough and seem to cover most occassions ..... even the accusation "You're not listening are you?".
lol: lol: lol:               redface:

Well practiced with that then BM?????   ::)
Yes dear...
Title: Re: Geek Logic - How narked off is your other half
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2008, 04:18:28 PM
Well I suppose Tink has a point there ..... I find the words "Yes Dear" come out easily enough and seem to cover most occassions ..... even the accusation "You're not listening are you?".
lol: lol: lol:               redface:

Well practiced with that then BM?????   ::)

Only when he buys a remote controlled helocopter without telling his better half  point:
Title: Re: Geek Logic - How narked off is your other half
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2008, 04:26:33 PM
Well I suppose Tink has a point there ..... I find the words "Yes Dear" come out easily enough and seem to cover most occassions ..... even the accusation "You're not listening are you?".
lol: lol: lol:               redface:

Well practiced with that then BM?????   ::)

Only when he buys a remote controlled helocopter without telling his better half  point:
My 'other half' if you don't mind...  noooo:
Title: Re: Geek Logic - How narked off is your other half
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2008, 04:30:33 PM
Having read about the wrath of LL in the WD thread I'm sticking to better half to be on the safe side  whistle:
Title: Re: Geek Logic - How narked off is your other half
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2008, 04:34:08 PM
Having read about the wrath of LL in the WD thread I'm sticking to better half to be on the safe side  whistle:
I’ll accept SWMBO…  whistle:
Title: Re: Geek Logic - How narked off is your other half
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2008, 04:37:39 PM
Having read about the wrath of LL in the WD thread I'm sticking to better half to be on the safe side  whistle:
I’ll accept SWMBO…  whistle:

If that was the case you wouldnt have ordered the helicopter Baldymort  point:
Title: Re: Geek Logic - How narked off is your other half
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2008, 04:45:32 PM
Having read about the wrath of LL in the WD thread I'm sticking to better half to be on the safe side  whistle:
I’ll accept SWMBO…  whistle:

If that was the case you wouldnt have ordered the helicopter Baldymort  point:
Ah… but she didn’t say not to order it…   whistle:
Title: Re: Geek Logic - How narked off is your other half
Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2008, 04:47:03 PM
Bit like the TMO at the Rugby then .... the answer you get depends on the question you ask.
Title: Re: Geek Logic - How narked off is your other half
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2008, 04:48:21 PM
Bit like the TMO at the Rugby then .... the answer you get depends on the question you ask.
Precisely…  whistle:
Title: Re: Geek Logic - How narked off is your other half
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2008, 04:53:14 PM
Having read about the wrath of LL in the WD thread I'm sticking to better half to be on the safe side  whistle:
I’ll accept SWMBO…  whistle:

If that was the case you wouldnt have ordered the helicopter Baldymort  point:
Ah… but she didn’t say not to order it…   whistle:

Is that so?

YLF?

 eeek:

It's not ladlike language I'm afraid - first word 'You' second word 'Little' thrid word 'F****r'

Sorry Wenchy but he made me loose it - a bit  redface:

Quite alright! Sometimes it is totally necessary!

So what have you done BM? Bought yourself a remote control helicopter and tried it out inside?
Somehow managed to cancel The Wedding Dress?

Then has the gall to say 'I was waiting for the right moment to tell you - perferably when there were loads of people around '
Said it was because he was lonely when I was away  noooo: noooo: and anyway it wasn't really him it was DAMION the naughty little boy who also lives here  ::)



UMMMMMMMMMMM so, not only did you go against express wishes but then you concealed the truth from her which we all know is the same thing as lying about it!  evil:

How did you find out?

The prosecution rests m'lud  point: