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Title: 67 years old!
Post by: Just One More on February 15, 2008, 11:29:32 AM
A lady that came along just as "things" were happening in my youth

And at 67 years old, she still stirs feelings (and i don't care if it is nipped, tucked or botox enhanced)

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23437738-details/Stunning+at+67:+Sixties+sex+siren+Raquel+Welch+returns+to+TV/article.do
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2008, 11:37:57 AM
I would..  redface:
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2008, 11:38:28 AM
Well I certainly would but I doubt that she'd give me a second glance sad24:
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2008, 11:57:14 AM
Well I certainly would but I doubt that she'd give me a second glance sad24:
happy100
Of course she would...
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2008, 12:06:34 PM
Only if she tripped over me on her way into the bar ..... like eveyone else around here.

You should hear what that Wench called me the last time  redface:
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2008, 12:21:52 PM
Only if she tripped over me on her way into the bar ..... like eveyone else around here.

You should hear what that Wench called me the last time  redface:
Where is that Wench?  rubschin:
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: tel on February 15, 2008, 12:29:40 PM
Jail?
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2008, 12:33:44 PM
Jail?
s'possible I suppose...  rubschin:
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: tel on February 15, 2008, 12:57:58 PM
Probable, depending on how much tat etc she tries to get through customs.

Seem to recall that a donkey was involved somewhere in this trip.
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2008, 01:11:55 PM
Probable, depending on how much tat etc she tries to get through customs.

Seem to recall that a donkey was involved somewhere in this trip.
A donkey eh? Dirty girl...  eyes:
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2008, 01:21:08 PM
Not sure she is due back until the weekend .... then there will a lot of washing and stuff to do and Mr Wench will want to have his confidence restored before he can go back to the fray that is teaching children. Oh .... she will be a busy girl and that's before she has to read all this tripe deathless prose and visit Mr Nick to give him the promised straw donkey.
I know the bogs are in a state but I think we'll have to get someone in what does .... Wenchy is not a keen bog cleaner. whistle:

BTW I suspect that she will not be too happy that a thread about a 67 year old has somehow morphed into enquiries as to Wench activities. Standby for a lot of  angry041: and stalking off with nose in the air.
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2008, 01:26:26 PM
How come Nick gets a straw donkey?  cussing:
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: tel on February 15, 2008, 01:31:57 PM
We could torch it.
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: TG on February 15, 2008, 01:32:53 PM
We could torch it.

Might be full of valuable white powder though.  rubschin:
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2008, 01:36:16 PM
We could torch it.

Might be full of valuable white powder though.  rubschin:
Take out the powder then torch it!  Banghead

Mind you, Nick + straw = spontaneous combustion anyway...  whistle:
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2008, 02:10:53 PM
We could torch it.

Might be full of valuable white powder though.  rubschin:
Take out the powder then torch it!  Banghead

Mind you, Nick + straw = spontaneous combustion anyway...  whistle:

I think Nick was after the real thing not a straw one but having said that the Nick-o-rays would have the same effect anyway  whistle:
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2008, 02:13:17 PM
We could torch it.

Might be full of valuable white powder though.  rubschin:
Take out the powder then torch it!  Banghead

Mind you, Nick + straw = spontaneous combustion anyway...  whistle:

I think Nick was after the real thing not a straw one but having said that the Nick-o-rays would have the same effect anyway  whistle:
::)
How would she fit a real one in the overhead locker?
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2008, 02:45:40 PM
You don't amass a tat mountain the size of Mount Wenchy without being able to cram large objects into small spaces old boy.  whistle:
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2008, 02:48:48 PM
Like when she gets on a bus?
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2008, 02:50:13 PM
Like when she gets on a bus?
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 scared2:
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2008, 03:17:25 PM
How come Nick gets a straw donkey?  cussing:

'Cos a certain hound of dubious parentage suggested that it might be a nice idea to cheer him up.  whistle:

And I don't think you are going to get away with that bus remark either mate (Searches attic for the Tin Bowler)
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: tel on February 15, 2008, 03:37:29 PM
She's here.
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: tel on February 15, 2008, 03:38:53 PM
Under users online actions, it says -

Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2008, 04:22:32 PM
Oh sh*t! That means she is doing something she doesn't want us to see. scared2:
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2008, 04:43:09 PM
Prolly got fleas
Title: Re: 67 years old!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 15, 2008, 09:48:21 PM
We could torch it.

Might be full of valuable white powder though.  rubschin:
Take out the powder then torch it!  Banghead

Mind you, Nick + straw = spontaneous combustion anyway...  whistle:
If it involves nick, it will end in tears and disaster