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Title: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 18, 2008, 11:07:44 AM
This inquest may be dragging on for ever and be ultimately pointless but I wouldn't mind being in court for this bit.

He really seems to going for it.

Dracula family?  shocked003

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1305777,00.html
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 11:26:00 AM
Yes he is totally bonkers.
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2008, 11:28:05 AM
Yes he is totally bonkers.
Agreed...

Buy why does that give him licence to waste millions of taxpayer's hard earned?  Banghead
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 11:33:01 AM
It's the system ... we have to be seen to be fair to someone who isn't a British Citizen, cannot gain a British Passport and is a proven liar, cheat and thief. I wonder if Dodi was British? I doubt it so how come he gets a British Corner's Inquest to which he is not entitled?
We all know what the outcome will be and we also know that Fugger Fayed will not get the verdict he wants so will continue banging on about it forever. Only death will shut him up ...... such a pity 007 was fiction. noooo:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 18, 2008, 11:53:57 AM
Whoopee! Go on son!  point:

He branded the Duke of Edinburgh a "Nazi" and a "racist" and said: "It's time to send him back to Germany from where he comes.

Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 11:55:32 AM
Errrrrrrr .... Isn't Phillip Greek?
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 18, 2008, 11:56:53 AM
Errrrrrrr .... Isn't Phillip Greek?

German family invited to take over the Greek throne I think.

Also on Phil the Greek :

"You want to know his original name - it ends with Frankenstein."

 ;D
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 11:59:58 AM
He is mad. Does he really expect to win?







Have you got a live feed or something?
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 18, 2008, 12:02:07 PM
Phil's origianal family name : Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg. How Greek is that?

Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2008, 12:03:29 PM
Phil's origianal family name : Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg. How Greek is that?


I wouldn't buy a kebab from him.  noooo:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 18, 2008, 12:03:46 PM
Gets better by the minute. He's blaming Diana's sister now.  eeek:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2008, 12:03:58 PM
He is mad. Does he really expect to win?

And of course the Royal Family is the epitome of sanit old boy.






Mind you generations of inbreeding will do that.  whistle:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2008, 12:04:10 PM
Gets better by the minute. He's blaming Diana's sister now.  eeek:
Is it on the telly then?
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 12:06:44 PM
To be honest ~ Its probably the best show in town but I wouldn't pay to watch as I know the ending.
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2008, 12:08:38 PM
To be honest ~ Its probably the best show in town but I wouldn't pay to watch as I know the ending.
But when will it bloody end?  Banghead
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2008, 12:09:20 PM
When the media stops making a fortune out of the floor show Baldymort.  whistle:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2008, 12:11:46 PM
When the media stops making a fortune out of the floor show Baldymort.  whistle:
doh: never then...  evil:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 18, 2008, 12:14:10 PM
Pissed-up frog chauffeur launches car into unyielding concrete barrier at silly mph. Oily playboy and dozy blonde bint in the back die as a result of not wearing seat belts.

Case closed.
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2008, 12:15:00 PM
Pissed-up frog chauffeur launches car into unyielding concrete barrier at silly mph. Oily playboy and dozy blonde bint in the back die as a result of not wearing seat belts.

Case closed.

Was that the verdict then?
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 12:22:29 PM
Pissed-up frog chauffeur launches car into unyielding concrete barrier at silly mph. Oily playboy and dozy blonde bint in the back die as a result of not wearing seat belts.

Case closed.

Was that the verdict then?

It's as close to the truth as we are going to get.


Question .... Does Fugger Fayed really believe that Diana was stupid enough to get herself up the duff by his son ... after all that business with Prince Harry's paternity. Personally I think Charles did the honourable thing and accepted the boy as his own when he is so clearly not.  Diana may have been dozy but not so stupid as to think she could get away with it again.
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2008, 12:24:58 PM
Pissed-up frog chauffeur launches car into unyielding concrete barrier at silly mph. Oily playboy and dozy blonde bint in the back die as a result of not wearing seat belts.

Case closed.

Was that the verdict then?

It's as close to the truth as we are going to get.


Question .... Does Fugger Fayed really believe that Diana was stupid enough to get herself up the duff by his son ... after all that business with Prince Harry's paternity. Personally I think Charles did the honourable thing and accepted the boy as his own when he is so clearly not.  Diana may have been dozy but not so stupid as to think she could get away with it again.
Who knocked her up do you think?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 18, 2008, 12:26:03 PM
Pissed-up frog chauffeur launches car into unyielding concrete barrier at silly mph. Oily playboy and dozy blonde bint in the back die as a result of not wearing seat belts.

Case closed.

Was that the verdict then?

It's as close to the truth as we are going to get.


Question .... Does Fugger Fayed really believe that Diana was stupid enough to get herself up the duff by his son ... after all that business with Prince Harry's paternity. Personally I think Charles did the honourable thing and accepted the boy as his own when he is so clearly not.  Diana may have been dozy but not so stupid as to think she could get away with it again.
Who knocked her up do you think?  rubschin:

OK. It was me.  surrender:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2008, 12:27:40 PM
Pissed-up frog chauffeur launches car into unyielding concrete barrier at silly mph. Oily playboy and dozy blonde bint in the back die as a result of not wearing seat belts.

Case closed.

Was that the verdict then?

It's as close to the truth as we are going to get.


Question .... Does Fugger Fayed really believe that Diana was stupid enough to get herself up the duff by his son ... after all that business with Prince Harry's paternity. Personally I think Charles did the honourable thing and accepted the boy as his own when he is so clearly not.  Diana may have been dozy but not so stupid as to think she could get away with it again.
Who knocked her up do you think?  rubschin:

OK. It was me.  surrender:
worthy:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 18, 2008, 12:29:19 PM
As far as I am concerned, my personal verdict is to avoid those cars with "Princess on Board" stickers in the window, as I have no desire to die at the hands of a garlic munching dipso.
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 18, 2008, 12:29:49 PM
I think there might be something to it.  redface: I don't believe it was just "an accident". I have no evidence, it is just my female inuition. All too convenient for my liking
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2008, 12:32:00 PM
I think there might be something to it.  redface: I don't believe it was just "an accident". I have no evidence, it is just my female inuition. All too convenient for my liking
::)
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 12:32:54 PM
Pissed-up frog chauffeur launches car into unyielding concrete barrier at silly mph. Oily playboy and dozy blonde bint in the back die as a result of not wearing seat belts.

Case closed.

Was that the verdict then?

It's as close to the truth as we are going to get.


Question .... Does Fugger Fayed really believe that Diana was stupid enough to get herself up the duff by his son ... after all that business with Prince Harry's paternity. Personally I think Charles did the honourable thing and accepted the boy as his own when he is so clearly not.  Diana may have been dozy but not so stupid as to think she could get away with it again.
Who knocked her up do you think?  rubschin:

OK. It was me.  surrender:
worthy:

Well the name in the frame .... and the redhaired look alike is clearly James Hewitt who was giving her "riding" lessons at the appropriate time.
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See also
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Or put another way .... there are at least 6 candidates, maybe more, take your pick. Perhaps "Some Soldiers" might be the best answer.
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 18, 2008, 03:47:17 PM
The mad bugger is on a roll now.

Diana's brother in law, GCHQ, CIA and the British ambassador to France at the time all involved in the plot.

I think everyone is having fun now though :

Coroner, Lord Justice Scott Baker, made some of the public laugh when he said: "A lot of people were involved in the plot."

farcical, i wish I was on the back row with a bucket of popcorn. They should televise these thing!

 point:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 18, 2008, 03:52:44 PM
Aha! Now we are geting down to it...Bring religion into it. He sayeth:

...was the work of MI6 at the behest of the Duke of Edinburgh because the Royal Family could not bear the idea of the mother of the future king marrying a Muslim

 eeek:




Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 18, 2008, 04:00:52 PM
In refering to Camilla Parker Bowles : "his crocodile wife"

We can prolly give him that one.  happy088
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: chuntering again on February 18, 2008, 04:02:46 PM
The guy's barking mad!

Though I do think it's becoming apparent that MI6 had her under some sort of surveillance.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 04:07:12 PM
They'd have been failing in their duty had they not been keeping an eye .... but apparently not a very close eye.
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 18, 2008, 04:19:10 PM
They'd have been failing in their duty had they not been keeping an eye .... but apparently not a very close eye.

Nah. I mean why would they unless it was for her protection? In which case as you say they failed or more likely were not there at all. It seems to me that the passage of time has overinflated her importance. She was the ex-wife of the heir to the throne, a socialite, popular with the public and a bit neurotic. Personally I would hope our security service would have better things to do.

If they wanted to find out what she was up to MI6 or 5 could have taken out a subscription to 'Hello' magazine.

Anywho, there were no spooks under the bed when I was fathering Harry. I checked.  happy088

Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 18, 2008, 04:23:10 PM
Phil's origianal family name : Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg. How Greek is that?


I wouldn't buy a kebab from him.  noooo:

But he makes exceedingly good cakes..or is that someone else?
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 18, 2008, 04:26:34 PM
Phil's origianal family name : Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg. How Greek is that?


I wouldn't buy a kebab from him.  noooo:

But he makes exceedingly good cakes..or is that someone else?

Mr Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg makes exceedingly good cakes...mmm. Catchy that. You should work in advertising.  happy088
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2008, 04:37:53 PM
Anywho, there were no spooks under the bed when I was fathering Harry. I checked.  happy088

You missed codename 'Bogeyman' in the Wardrobe...  whistle:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 18, 2008, 04:41:02 PM
Anywho, there were no spooks under the bed when I was fathering Harry. I checked.  happy088

You missed codename 'Bogeyman' in the Wardrobe...  whistle:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 04:45:51 PM
Joking aside I have to say I never actually fancied Diana. Her big nose sort of put me off .... that and the pretend little girl innocence when she had dropped her drawers for half of the Household Cavalry, several passing policemen, a couple of muslims and lord knows who else all in a few years but it was all Charles' fault 'cos he had Camilla. Yeah right ... your husband screws one woman and you fvck half of London.
Let's be honest ~ she was a tart from day one.
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 18, 2008, 04:47:27 PM
Joking aside I have to say I never actually fancied Diana. Her big nose sort of put me off .... that and the pretend little girl innocence when she had dropped her drawers for half of the Household Cavalry, several passing policemen, a couple of muslims and lord knows who else all in a few years but it was all Charles' fault 'cos he had Camilla. Yeah right ... your husband screws one woman and you fvck half of London.
Let's be honest ~ she was a tart from day one.

She could suck the chrome of a Harley Davidson though.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 04:49:05 PM
Joking aside I have to say I never actually fancied Diana. Her big nose sort of put me off .... that and the pretend little girl innocence when she had dropped her drawers for half of the Household Cavalry, several passing policemen, a couple of muslims and lord knows who else all in a few years but it was all Charles' fault 'cos he had Camilla. Yeah right ... your husband screws one woman and you fvck half of London.
Let's be honest ~ she was a tart from day one.

She could suck the chrome of a Harley Davidson though.  cloud9:

I defer to your greater experience  ;)
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 18, 2008, 04:52:29 PM
Blimey. I took my own thread down into the gutter.  cry:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 04:54:44 PM
Blimey. I took my own thread down into the gutter.  cry:

Yup!  tunble:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 18, 2008, 04:55:04 PM
Whole new level of gutter too!  eeek:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2008, 05:09:23 PM
I never actually fancied Diana.

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Its the way he tells 'em.

This from the man that thought Jo Brand was worth a sniff.
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 05:11:45 PM
 evil:


You may live to regret that you Turkey Twizzler
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2008, 05:16:27 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2008, 05:52:38 PM
Joking aside I have to say I never actually fancied Diana. Her big nose sort of put me off .... that and the pretend little girl innocence when she had dropped her drawers for half of the Household Cavalry, several passing policemen, a couple of muslims and lord knows who else all in a few years but it was all Charles' fault 'cos he had Camilla. Yeah right ... your husband screws one woman and you fvck half of London.
Let's be honest ~ she was a tart from day one.
You wouldn't have climbed over her to get to Wenchy tho...  whistle:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: beerhead on February 18, 2008, 06:24:13 PM
She could suck the chrome of a Harley Davidson though. 


Well,actually she couldn't, or rather wouldn't.

One of Charlies reasons for prefering Camilla was her willingness to munch on the royal member.

Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2008, 06:38:00 PM
I've been wondering about this, is he honestly unhinged or is he just stupid enough to believe that if he keeps this up then he'll be given a passport to shut him up?
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 06:52:07 PM
Joking aside I have to say I never actually fancied Diana. Her big nose sort of put me off .... that and the pretend little girl innocence when she had dropped her drawers for half of the Household Cavalry, several passing policemen, a couple of muslims and lord knows who else all in a few years but it was all Charles' fault 'cos he had Camilla. Yeah right ... your husband screws one woman and you fvck half of London.
Let's be honest ~ she was a tart from day one.
You wouldn't have climbed over her to get to Wenchy tho...  whistle:

I'd have walked round as Wenchy well knows.
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 06:53:10 PM
I've been wondering about this, is he honestly unhinged or is he just stupid enough to believe that if he keeps this up then he'll be given a passport to shut him up?

Yes and probably Yes.
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: LouBosse2000 on February 18, 2008, 08:33:18 PM
 point: Al Fayed.........................mad, raving bloomin' mad, they should lock him up with Unfitney Spears, they would get on great guns together
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Just One More on February 19, 2008, 06:14:53 AM
As mad as a box of frogs!

I've just watched a clip of him on this mornings news emerging from the court where he called one questioning reporter an idiot and told him (the reporter) he was part of the establishment and belonged to MI6. At some points it seems entertaining, and at others deeply sad  confused:

And before Al Fayed says it, I reckon you lot all belong to MI5 and MI6 too
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2008, 07:22:53 AM
As mad as a box of frogs!

I've just watched a clip of him on this mornings news emerging from the court where he called one questioning reporter an idiot and told him (the reporter) he was part of the establishment and belonged to MI6. At some points it seems entertaining, and at others deeply sad  confused:

And before Al Fayed says it, I reckon you lot all belong to MI5 and MI6 too
We are watching your every word...  whistle:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 19, 2008, 08:34:39 AM
As mad as a box of frogs!

I've just watched a clip of him on this mornings news emerging from the court where he called one questioning reporter an idiot and told him (the reporter) he was part of the establishment and belonged to MI6. At some points it seems entertaining, and at others deeply sad  confused:

And before Al Fayed says it, I reckon you lot all belong to MI5 and MI6 too
We are watching your every word...  whistle:

GCHQ are no doubt monitoring this site for subversive talk as well.  scared2:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Just One More on February 19, 2008, 08:45:23 AM
As mad as a box of frogs!

I've just watched a clip of him on this mornings news emerging from the court where he called one questioning reporter an idiot and told him (the reporter) he was part of the establishment and belonged to MI6. At some points it seems entertaining, and at others deeply sad  confused:

And before Al Fayed says it, I reckon you lot all belong to MI5 and MI6 too
We are watching your every word...  whistle:

The buffalo drink at the oasis at midnight  whistle:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 19, 2008, 08:48:40 AM
SEMTEX !
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2008, 08:49:06 AM
As mad as a box of frogs!

I've just watched a clip of him on this mornings news emerging from the court where he called one questioning reporter an idiot and told him (the reporter) he was part of the establishment and belonged to MI6. At some points it seems entertaining, and at others deeply sad  confused:

And before Al Fayed says it, I reckon you lot all belong to MI5 and MI6 too
We are watching your every word...  whistle:

The buffalo drink at the oasis at midnight  whistle:
Consider it done!  ;)
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 19, 2008, 08:55:16 AM
JIHAD!
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2008, 08:58:12 AM
Talking of Jihad and Semtex... where is Nick?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: TG on February 19, 2008, 09:00:29 AM
Talking of Jihad and Semtex... where is Nick?  rubschin:

The significant owl hoots in the night.  scared2:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Snoopy on February 19, 2008, 09:04:49 AM
 freddy:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: tel on February 19, 2008, 09:08:26 AM
Have a look at -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECHELON
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Snoopy on February 19, 2008, 09:42:23 AM
Have a look at -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECHELON

Looked .... nothing surprising in it.

In Biblical Times spies disguised themselves to walk among the camps of the enemy to listen to conversations and report back to their masters.

Elizabeth the First had two Spymasters (Lord Walsingham & Lord Burghley) who coordinated the efforts of their spies who gleaned information often by hiding in the rafters of buildings where "suspects" were meeting (Eavesdroppers).

Other than the level of sophistication of the devices used nothing has changed.

As for Fugger Fayed's allegations ... which become more outrageous every time he opens his mouth:
If MI6 and MI5 together with the Royal Family, The Prime Minister, Several Lords with the able assistance of the CIA, the French Security Services and Police as well as his own employees were really all in a plot to kill Diana does he really think they would allow him to continue this nonsense? If they all really conspired to cause the three deaths in Paris why has he not yet "fallen under a bus"? It is too ridiculous for words
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2008, 10:47:08 AM
As for Fugger Fayed's allegations ... which become more outrageous every time he opens his mouth:
If MI6 and MI5 together with the Royal Family, The Prime Minister, Several Lords with the able assistance of the CIA, the French Security Services and Police as well as his own employees were really all in a plot to kill Diana does he really think they would allow him to continue this nonsense? If they all really conspired to cause the three deaths in Paris why has he not yet "fallen under a bus"? It is too ridiculous for words

I'm going to play devil's advocate for a moment here. Gven that its obvious he is a deranged nutter with more money than brain cells it could be argued that they have let him continue his demented crusade because the more he rants the less likely it seems that it was a conspiracy. Plausible deniability and all that.
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 19, 2008, 07:36:27 PM
Talking of unhinged, did you see George Galloway in Channel 4 news at 7?

A total fruit-loop, but entertaining  lol:
Title: Re: Al Fayed unhinged?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2008, 07:37:18 PM
Oh bloody hell, whats that nutbag done now?  noooo: