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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on May 18, 2007, 03:00:15 PM

Title: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 18, 2007, 03:00:15 PM: Where did everyone go?

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Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2007, 03:41:55 PM: Is that one of those removal men's trolleys? Perhaps they've done a bunk eeek:

It happened round here last year; one minute serving ale, next minute they disappeared with the takings tunble:
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Snoopy on May 18, 2007, 03:46:03 PM: Barman has gone out for the day, I'm trying to edit a magazine with a print deadline of Tuesday, Bar Wench is preparing for the weekend, Bouncer is playing with his tank, Darwin is probably milking (if you can milk turkeys), Nick will be looking for somewhere to hide the evidence of his week's "work" before Mrs Nick has the weekend to discover it and youse two are wondering where we all are. Just use the honesty box to pay for what you drink. whistle:
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2007, 03:47:52 PM: And Olga told me she might prepare some of her famous exotic nibbles tonight. She'll not be best pleased with no custom scared2:
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 18, 2007, 05:51:25 PM: Quote from: Pastis on May 18, 2007, 03:47:52 PM
And Olga told me she might prepare some of her famous exotic nibbles tonight.
Can't wait to get my teeth into those. ;D ;D ;D

Oh, nibbles cry:
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Snoopy on May 18, 2007, 05:56:28 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 18, 2007, 05:51:25 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 18, 2007, 03:47:52 PM
And Olga told me she might prepare some of her famous exotic nibbles tonight.
Can't wait to get my teeth into those. ;D ;D ;D

Oh, nibbles cry:

Here (best I can do I'm afraid)
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Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Olga on May 18, 2007, 06:05:48 PM: Ok boys, some Kasha and Blinis special make for you. You like ovaries? I have some special price from Caspian. . . taste deelishhh.

So, vodka shits anybody? Let's party! cloud9:
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2007, 06:12:27 PM: Olga dear, can you tone it down a tad? This is an English Pub, not Space99 in Vladivostok eeek:
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Olga on May 18, 2007, 06:25:35 PM: Sorry, Mishka, but everything I did prepared is going cold. Can yu ask Mr Barmy if is ok to throw old Blinis outside in trash?

And where is Miss Wench on Friday night? I am trying to 'hold the fart' as you say according to dixtionary, but Pateince is running out. . .
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: ice and a slice on May 18, 2007, 06:39:48 PM: Olga sweetheart, I get the feeling these 'men' would run a mile if a lady came on to them.

All talk - no pants!
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Snoopy on May 18, 2007, 06:43:38 PM: Quote from: ice and a slice on May 18, 2007, 06:39:48 PM
Olga sweetheart, I get the feeling these 'men' would run a mile if a lady came on to them.

All talk - no pants!

Dogs = all pants and no talk
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Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 18, 2007, 06:49:49 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 18, 2007, 06:43:38 PM
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 18, 2007, 06:39:48 PM
Olga sweetheart, I get the feeling these 'men' would run a mile if a lady came on to them.

All talk - no pants!

Dogs = all pants and no talk
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drumroll:
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: ice and a slice on May 18, 2007, 08:49:22 PM: All pants and tongue!
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Berek on May 18, 2007, 10:35:02 PM: i'm very upset that no one censored: eveilgrin: sad32: sad24:wondered where I was today, you tossers !!!!

drumroll: eyes: eyes: eyes: lol: ::) eeek: cry: point: censored: rubschin:
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: GROWLER on May 18, 2007, 10:38:39 PM: OK then. ::)

WHERE WERE YOU?
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2007, 10:11:26 AM: Quote from: ice and a slice on May 18, 2007, 08:49:22 PM
All pants and tongue!

You wish ;)
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Sour Puss on May 19, 2007, 10:43:05 AM: sad24: So no one missed me then? Bah! I am here but I am working OK sad32:
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2007, 10:49:26 AM: 'Course we missed you petal ... If you would just stand still for a minute perhaps we could have another shot? bom
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Misunderstood on May 19, 2007, 02:07:23 PM: Quote from: Berek on May 18, 2007, 10:35:02 PM
i'm very upset that no one censored: eveilgrin: sad32: sad24:wondered where I was today, you tossers !!!!

drumroll: eyes: eyes: eyes: lol: ::) eeek: cry: point: censored: rubschin:

Of COURSE we wondered where you were. It's just that you weren't here to ask. whistle:
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Boozehag on May 19, 2007, 02:10:50 PM: I've missed you loads Berek. sad24:
Title: Re: It's a bit quiet
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2007, 02:50:46 PM: Quote from: Boozehag on May 19, 2007, 02:10:50 PM
I've missed you loads Berek. sad24:
Welcome boozehag or whatever!

Unfortunately, you can?t use the emoticons (or post links) ?til you have made ten posts? whistle: