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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on February 19, 2008, 07:54:30 PM

Title: Breakfast
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 19, 2008, 07:54:30 PM

I came downstairs this morning and asked what was for breakfast.

Mrs TMR said "Make love to me NOW". Not believing my luck, I went for it.

Afterwards, I said "What was that all about?"

She replied "The egg-timer is broken"...

 redface:

Title: Re: Breakfast
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2008, 07:48:51 AM

Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 19, 2008, 07:54:30 PM

I came downstairs this morning and asked what was for breakfast.

Mrs TMR said "Make love to me NOW". Not believing my luck, I went for it.

Afterwards, I said "What was that all about?"

She replied "The egg-timer is broken"...

 redface:

drumroll:

Title: Re: Breakfast
Post by: Snoopy on February 20, 2008, 08:48:36 AM

You can manage three minutes? worthy: worthy: worthy:

Title: Re: Breakfast
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2008, 08:50:07 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on February 20, 2008, 08:48:36 AM

You can manage three minutes? worthy: worthy: worthy:

I thought he had it hard boiled...  whistle:

Title: Re: Breakfast
Post by: Snoopy on February 20, 2008, 08:51:15 AM

Quote from: Barman on February 20, 2008, 08:50:07 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on February 20, 2008, 08:48:36 AM

You can manage three minutes? worthy: worthy: worthy:

I thought he had it hard boiled...  whistle:

shocked003 shocked003  worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy:

Title: Re: Breakfast
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 20, 2008, 09:12:48 AM

The three minutes includes the cigarette afterwards...

Title: Re: Breakfast
Post by: Snoopy on February 20, 2008, 09:14:39 AM

Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 20, 2008, 09:12:48 AM

The three minutes includes the cigarette afterwards...

Ah! That makes more sense.
Never the less an awesome feat to get sex first thing in the morning AND a cooked brekky.
You are THE MAN!