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Title: Rats
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2008, 02:31:52 PM
High tide here today and it caught us all off guard, including the rats. I saw a bunch (collective noun anyone?) heading past our house. This coincided with her neighbour unloading her shopping.

The screaming! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 22, 2008, 02:57:23 PM
I would guess at 'pack'.

Rats!
They fought the dogs and killed the cats,
And bit the babies in the cradles,
And ate the cheeses out of the vats,
And licked the soup from the cook's own ladles.
Split open the kegs of salted sprats,
Made nests inside men's Sunday hats,
And even spoiled the women's chats
By drowning their speaking
With shrieking and squeaking
In fifty different sharps and flats.


Once learnt, never forgotten.
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Snoopy on February 22, 2008, 02:58:28 PM
Since you ask:
colony of rats / horde of rats / mischief of rats / pack of rats / plague of rats / swarm of rats
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2008, 03:03:25 PM
Nick of rats...  whistle:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2008, 03:12:36 PM
Cabinet of rats...  whistle:

You couldnt have a Nick of rats BaldyMort, the effects on them would be catastrophic  noooo:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 24, 2008, 09:23:40 PM
A dirty of rats?
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Landlady on February 25, 2008, 10:09:36 AM
A rampage of collecting rats  whistle:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Berek on February 25, 2008, 01:33:36 PM
Nurse Ratchet
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Bar Wench on February 25, 2008, 01:49:14 PM
Pack Rat.
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 01:55:28 PM
A rampage of collecting rats  whistle:

A rampage of collecting tat................. See Wenchy's Ikea thread
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2008, 02:04:03 PM
A Boomtown?  whistle:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 02:05:11 PM
A Boomtown?  whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2008, 02:08:01 PM
Figured someone would have said it before me Snoop.
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 02:09:16 PM
Don't be modest ... it made me laugh and Mrs S thought it very good too.
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Bar Wench on February 25, 2008, 02:17:42 PM
 rubschin: eeek: rubschin:

Don't get it.

 angry041:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2008, 02:20:32 PM
Cast your mind back Wenchy, picture a young Gandalf when he was just a musician....








What was his band called?  whistle:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 02:23:39 PM
 Banghead

Bob Geldoff and the Boomtown Rats

Gorrit now?




I think we just found out why she said yes to the Welshman.
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2008, 02:30:41 PM
Now now Snoop, be nice. Wenchy is never at her best at the start of the week, after all she don't like mondays...  whistle:








I know, I know but I couldnt resist
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Bar Wench on February 25, 2008, 02:49:27 PM
Banghead

Bob Geldoff and the Boomtown Rats

Gorrit now?




I think we just found out why she said yes to the Welshman.

Why would that be?  eeek:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2008, 03:10:24 PM
Banghead

Bob Geldoff and the Boomtown Rats

Gorrit now?




I think we just found out why she said yes to the Welshman.

Why would that be?  eeek:

I'm leaving this one well alone, Snoop you can try and dig yourself out of this..  eeek:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2008, 03:13:14 PM
Now now Snoop, be nice. Wenchy is never at her best at the start of the week, after all she don't like mondays...  whistle:
rubschin:
Don't like Mondays eh? Tell me why...  whistle:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2008, 03:15:26 PM
Just wants to shoot the whole day down I expect...  whistle:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Bar Wench on February 25, 2008, 03:18:18 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2008, 03:19:29 PM
Banghead
point:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Bar Wench on February 25, 2008, 03:19:53 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2008, 03:20:26 PM
Just wants to shoot the whole day down I expect...  whistle:
Nah... I 'spec she wants to shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole day down.  whistle:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2008, 03:25:39 PM
It was the image of wenchy with artillery that made me get out the line faster than normal BM  scared2:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2008, 03:34:04 PM
It was the image of wenchy with artillery that made me get out the line faster than normal BM  scared2:
Indeed...  cool14:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 25, 2008, 03:51:32 PM
Back to topic.....rat arsed? whistle:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2008, 03:55:06 PM
Back to topic.....rat arsed? whistle:
That would hurt!   surrender:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 04:17:11 PM
Back to topic.....rat arsed? whistle:
That would hurt!   surrender:

But Hamsters are OK ~ ask Richard Gere (Allegedly)
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 04:18:23 PM
Banghead

Bob Geldoff and the Boomtown Rats

Gorrit now?




I think we just found out why she said yes to the Welshman.

Why would that be?  eeek:


We're friends you and I ..... forget I said it. whistle:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2008, 04:25:45 PM
Back to topic.....rat arsed? whistle:
That would hurt!   surrender:

But Hamsters are OK ~ ask Richard Gere (Allegedly)
Up a toilet-roll tube tho...  eeek:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 04:28:59 PM
Back to topic.....rat arsed? whistle:
That would hurt!   surrender:

But Hamsters are OK ~ ask Richard Gere (Allegedly)
Up a toilet-roll tube tho...  eeek:

So I understand. 8)
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2008, 04:30:24 PM
Back to topic.....rat arsed? whistle:
That would hurt!   surrender:

But Hamsters are OK ~ ask Richard Gere (Allegedly)
Up a toilet-roll tube tho...  eeek:

So I understand. 8)
Not small...  noooo:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2008, 04:31:34 PM
True but I suspect his time on the casting couch would probably mean he'd be used to something like that. Its not as if he has much in the way of charisma or screen presence  noooo:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2008, 04:32:33 PM
I just have a Bishops Finger inside me and I feel lightheaded…  noooo:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 04:34:52 PM
True but I suspect his time on the casting couch would probably mean he'd be used to something like that. Its not as if he has much in the way of charisma or screen presence  noooo:

So you're saying what? A big arse and you can be a star?











The door having been opened I leave this to others ..................................... NICK!
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2008, 10:09:56 AM
I don't wish to go there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWrW1fPhSEU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWrW1fPhSEU)
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2008, 10:22:40 AM
Bastard! I now have to clean the tea off the keyboard!
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2008, 10:23:15 AM
Have you never seen it?

And did the cheque arrive? eyes:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2008, 10:24:28 AM
Have you never seen it?

And did the cheque arrive? eyes:

No ~ I had never seen it and the postman never gets here before 1300 at the earliest.
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2008, 10:30:01 AM
Well it is quite amusing. Confirm arrival!
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2008, 10:32:17 AM
Wilco ....message received and understood.
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Bar Wench on February 27, 2008, 10:33:21 AM
My cheque has not arrived either.  whistle:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2008, 10:36:12 AM
I paid you in cash for those services m'dear eveilgrin: eyes:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2008, 11:29:46 AM
But what can a girl buy for ten pence these days?
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Bar Wench on February 27, 2008, 11:33:47 AM
 eeek:

I fear I have stumbled into something unwittingly!

 eeek:
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2008, 11:35:11 AM
Que?
Title: Re: Rats
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2008, 12:18:39 PM
I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…
point: