The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on February 22, 2008, 02:31:52 PM
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High tide here today and it caught us all off guard, including the rats. I saw a bunch (collective noun anyone?) heading past our house. This coincided with her neighbour unloading her shopping.
The screaming! eveilgrin:
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I would guess at 'pack'.
Rats!
They fought the dogs and killed the cats,
And bit the babies in the cradles,
And ate the cheeses out of the vats,
And licked the soup from the cook's own ladles.
Split open the kegs of salted sprats,
Made nests inside men's Sunday hats,
And even spoiled the women's chats
By drowning their speaking
With shrieking and squeaking
In fifty different sharps and flats.
Once learnt, never forgotten.
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Since you ask:
colony of rats / horde of rats / mischief of rats / pack of rats / plague of rats / swarm of rats
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Nick of rats... whistle:
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Cabinet of rats... whistle:
You couldnt have a Nick of rats BaldyMort, the effects on them would be catastrophic noooo:
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A dirty of rats?
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A rampage of collecting rats whistle:
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Nurse Ratchet
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Pack Rat.
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A rampage of collecting rats whistle:
A rampage of collecting tat................. See Wenchy's Ikea thread
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A Boomtown? whistle:
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A Boomtown? whistle:
drumroll:
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Figured someone would have said it before me Snoop.
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Don't be modest ... it made me laugh and Mrs S thought it very good too.
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rubschin: eeek: rubschin:
Don't get it.
angry041:
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Cast your mind back Wenchy, picture a young Gandalf when he was just a musician....
What was his band called? whistle:
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Banghead
Bob Geldoff and the Boomtown Rats
Gorrit now?
I think we just found out why she said yes to the Welshman.
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Now now Snoop, be nice. Wenchy is never at her best at the start of the week, after all she don't like mondays... whistle:
I know, I know but I couldnt resist
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Banghead
Bob Geldoff and the Boomtown Rats
Gorrit now?
I think we just found out why she said yes to the Welshman.
Why would that be? eeek:
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Banghead
Bob Geldoff and the Boomtown Rats
Gorrit now?
I think we just found out why she said yes to the Welshman.
Why would that be? eeek:
I'm leaving this one well alone, Snoop you can try and dig yourself out of this.. eeek:
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Now now Snoop, be nice. Wenchy is never at her best at the start of the week, after all she don't like mondays... whistle:
rubschin:
Don't like Mondays eh? Tell me why... whistle:
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Just wants to shoot the whole day down I expect... whistle:
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Banghead
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Banghead
point:
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::)
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Just wants to shoot the whole day down I expect... whistle:
Nah... I 'spec she wants to shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole day down. whistle:
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It was the image of wenchy with artillery that made me get out the line faster than normal BM scared2:
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It was the image of wenchy with artillery that made me get out the line faster than normal BM scared2:
Indeed... cool14:
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Back to topic.....rat arsed? whistle:
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Back to topic.....rat arsed? whistle:
That would hurt! surrender:
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Back to topic.....rat arsed? whistle:
That would hurt! surrender:
But Hamsters are OK ~ ask Richard Gere (Allegedly)
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Banghead
Bob Geldoff and the Boomtown Rats
Gorrit now?
I think we just found out why she said yes to the Welshman.
Why would that be? eeek:
We're friends you and I ..... forget I said it. whistle:
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Back to topic.....rat arsed? whistle:
That would hurt! surrender:
But Hamsters are OK ~ ask Richard Gere (Allegedly)
Up a toilet-roll tube tho... eeek:
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Back to topic.....rat arsed? whistle:
That would hurt! surrender:
But Hamsters are OK ~ ask Richard Gere (Allegedly)
Up a toilet-roll tube tho... eeek:
So I understand. 8)
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Back to topic.....rat arsed? whistle:
That would hurt! surrender:
But Hamsters are OK ~ ask Richard Gere (Allegedly)
Up a toilet-roll tube tho... eeek:
So I understand. 8)
Not small... noooo:
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True but I suspect his time on the casting couch would probably mean he'd be used to something like that. Its not as if he has much in the way of charisma or screen presence noooo:
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I just have a Bishops Finger inside me and I feel lightheaded… noooo:
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True but I suspect his time on the casting couch would probably mean he'd be used to something like that. Its not as if he has much in the way of charisma or screen presence noooo:
So you're saying what? A big arse and you can be a star?
The door having been opened I leave this to others ..................................... NICK!
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I don't wish to go there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWrW1fPhSEU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWrW1fPhSEU)
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Bastard! I now have to clean the tea off the keyboard!
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Have you never seen it?
And did the cheque arrive? eyes:
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Have you never seen it?
And did the cheque arrive? eyes:
No ~ I had never seen it and the postman never gets here before 1300 at the earliest.
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Well it is quite amusing. Confirm arrival!
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Wilco ....message received and understood.
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My cheque has not arrived either. whistle:
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I paid you in cash for those services m'dear eveilgrin: eyes:
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But what can a girl buy for ten pence these days?
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eeek:
I fear I have stumbled into something unwittingly!
eeek:
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Que?
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I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…
point: