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Come Inside... => The Restaurant => Topic started by: TG on February 26, 2008, 01:36:12 PM

Title: Ironing board licker thread. Big monitor needed!
Post by: TG on February 26, 2008, 01:36:12 PM
Bored with burgers? Fecked off with fettucine?

How about some new delicacies to tickle your tastebuds.

BBQ flavour scorpion? Pregnant crickets?  Dung beetles? Try here :

https://www.thailandunique.com/store/index.php?main_page=index

Sold out of scorpion ice lollies though! Usless bastids!  Banghead
Title: Re: Yum!
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2008, 02:03:38 PM
I heard Clarkson last night describing a drive in a new car as like "smearing Keira Knightley with honey"

That's yum!
Title: Re: Yum!
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 02:06:53 PM
And licking it off would be Heaven.
Title: Re: Yum!
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2008, 02:07:59 PM
Tsk













































I agree
Title: Re: Yum!
Post by: TG on February 26, 2008, 02:08:55 PM
I heard Clarkson last night describing a drive in a new car as like "smearing Keira Knightley with honey"

That's yum!

There you go lads : https://www.thailandunique.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=63

Now all you need is old ironing board woman to consent to your attentions.
Title: Re: Yum!
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2008, 02:54:50 PM
I heard Clarkson last night describing a drive in a new car as like "smearing Keira Knightley with honey"

That's yum!

There you go lads : https://www.thailandunique.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=63

Now all you need is old ironing board woman to consent to your attentions.
yes, yes... never mind that... this thread is hijacked...  ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dougweb.org%2Fimages%2Fblog%2FKeira%2520Knightley%2520-%2520Esquire%2520Photoshoot%252003.jpg&hash=3eed41714c64dfb11a9b873e5fd795df607de011)
Title: Re: Yum!
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2008, 03:05:53 PM
Is that Landady? How nice. She can stay here anytime.

Title: Re: Yum!
Post by: TG on February 26, 2008, 03:07:30 PM
Nooooooooooooo. Not her at least. Thay had to strap her breasts down in 'King Arthur', they didnt need much strapping. Useless tart. Have you seen Atonement?

And can you re-size that fvcking picture please? We aint all got 90 inch monitors!  cussing:
Title: Re: Yum!
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2008, 03:08:24 PM
Is that Landady? How nice. She can stay here anytime.


Who cares who she is although I searched for Keira Knightley...  whistle:





No, it's not LL.  cry:
Title: Re: Yum!
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2008, 03:09:19 PM
I have cloud9:

Oh.

Monitor

Well.

One should not brag


But when I

Oh forget it

It involves an alcove noooo:
Title: Re: Yum!
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2008, 03:12:32 PM
Nooooooooooooo. Not her at least. Thay had to strap her breasts down in 'King Arthur', they didnt need much strapping. Useless tart. Have you seen Atonement?

And can you re-size that fvcking picture please? We aint all got 90 inch monitors!  cussing:
She fits quite nicely on my big one...  whistle:
Title: Re: Yum!
Post by: TG on February 26, 2008, 03:13:16 PM
Nooooooooooooo. Not her at least. Thay had to strap her breasts down in 'King Arthur', they didnt need much strapping. Useless tart. Have you seen Atonement?

And can you re-size that fvcking picture please? We aint all got 90 inch monitors!  cussing:
She fits quite nicely on my big one...  whistle:

You wish.  noooo:
Title: Re: Yum!
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2008, 03:14:12 PM
Nooooooooooooo. Not her at least. Thay had to strap her breasts down in 'King Arthur', they didnt need much strapping. Useless tart. Have you seen Atonement?

And can you re-size that fvcking picture please? We aint all got 90 inch monitors!  cussing:
She fits quite nicely on my big one...  whistle:

You wish.  noooo:
Indeed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Ironing board licker thread. Big monitor needed!
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2008, 04:18:32 PM
Landlady. Do have a word.
Title: Re: Ironing board licker thread. Big monitor needed!
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2008, 06:20:29 PM
Bored with burgers? Fecked off with fettucine?

How about some new delicacies to tickle your tastebuds.

BBQ flavour scorpion? Pregnant crickets?  Dung beetles? Try here :

https://www.thailandunique.com/store/index.php?main_page=index

Sold out of scorpion ice lollies though! Usless bastids!  Banghead


Try here:

http://www.bigpockets.co.uk/cat.php?search=Edibles&lang=&session=ec8cab54c6787966de48b41724c25b58 (http://www.bigpockets.co.uk/cat.php?search=Edibles&lang=&session=ec8cab54c6787966de48b41724c25b58)

I recommend the civet and weasel coffees as well as the chocolate covered scorpions. Drew the line at the BBQ worm crisps though.