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Title: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Just One More on March 04, 2008, 10:11:55 PM
 eeek:

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Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 06:57:50 AM
eeek:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ddb_1204404185

Jeeeeeeez!  lol:

I wonder if they went round or tried elsewhere?
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 09:54:37 AM
I just read the report in the local paper here.

Apparently they went round and landed on an alternate runway – presumably one which didn’t have a 50% crosswind component!  point:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2008, 09:56:24 AM
I remember flying Dan Air noooo:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 09:58:02 AM
In RAF parlance that is known by the highly technical term "WHOOPS!"
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 05, 2008, 10:08:51 AM
. . . . and FWIW, it was a Lufthansa flight landing at a German airport in allegedly 150 winds (can't remember whether they were quoted as m.p.h. or k.p.h)
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 11:00:22 AM
Kph I would think. 150 Mph winds would lift the tarmac.
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2008, 09:23:52 AM

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Warm Saki anybody?
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 09:26:29 AM

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Warm Saki anybody?


Ouch! I bet that caused a few narrowed eyes.
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 09:33:47 AM
Very unlucky to get struck by lightning so many times noooo:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2008, 09:42:20 AM
Very unlucky to get struck by lightning so many times noooo:
Do you often fly JAL?
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 09:55:42 AM
No. Why do you ask? rubschin:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 06, 2008, 12:09:59 PM
Kph I would think. 150 Mph winds would lift the tarmac.

Is wind speed not quoted in knots, generally?  rubschin:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 12:14:16 PM
Kph I would think. 150 Mph winds would lift the tarmac.

Is wind speed not quoted in knots, generally?  rubschin:
If it was in a tabloid (or on the BBC) it was prolly how many times faster than a double-decker bus the wind was…  whistle:

But yes, air speed is generally in knots.  ;)
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 12:19:48 PM
Airspeed usually in Knots, Windspeed in UK and US usually in Mph, Windspeed on the Continent usually in Kph.

Note the difference between Windspeed and Airspeed. Windspeed is, as it says, the speed of the wind. Airspeed is the speed of something (in most cases an aircraft) passing through the air.
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 06, 2008, 12:31:36 PM
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/education/curriculum/lesson_plans/weatherobserving/partc.html

"Wind speed should ideally be measured in a large open space away from buildings etc which could provide shelter or help funnel winds.

Wind speed is measured using an anemometer. This can either be hand held or ideally mounted on a roof top or mast 10 metres above ground. An anemometer is made up of cups attached to handle with a scale on it. The stronger the wind the faster the cups rotate and the higher the reading on the scale. Handheld anemometers should be held at arms length and the values read off from the scale. Several readings should be taken over a couple of minutes and an average taken. The measurement should be made in knots, or if this is not available in miles per hour."

 rubschin:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 12:34:41 PM
Try telling that to the BBC weathermen  ::)
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2008, 12:47:26 PM
If it was in a tabloid (or on the BBC) it was prolly how many times faster than a double-decker bus the wind was… 
If it was in the Sun it would be "Knots per hour".

The Guardian would print "konts".  ::)
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 06, 2008, 01:02:09 PM
Airspeed usually in Knots, Windspeed in UK and US usually in Mph, Windspeed on the Continent usually in Kph.

Note the difference between Windspeed and Airspeed. Windspeed is, as it says, the speed of the wind. Airspeed is the speed of something (in most cases an aircraft) passing through the air.
Bloody hell.. This pub skould get an award from Ofsted
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 01:03:34 PM
Airspeed usually in Knots, Windspeed in UK and US usually in Mph, Windspeed on the Continent usually in Kph.

Note the difference between Windspeed and Airspeed. Windspeed is, as it says, the speed of the wind. Airspeed is the speed of something (in most cases an aircraft) passing through the air.
Bloody hell.. This pub skould get an award from Ofsted
I was going to apply for one but I couldn't spell it... osfted that is...  whistle:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 06, 2008, 01:05:45 PM
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/education/curriculum/lesson_plans/weatherobserving/partc.html

"Wind speed should ideally be measured in a large open space away from buildings etc which could provide shelter or help funnel winds.

Wind speed is measured using an anemometer. This can either be hand held or ideally mounted on a roof top or mast 10 metres above ground. An anemometer is made up of cups attached to handle with a scale on it. The stronger the wind the faster the cups rotate and the higher the reading on the scale. Handheld anemometers should be held at arms length and the values read off from the scale. Several readings should be taken over a couple of minutes and an average taken. The measurement should be made in knots, or if this is not available in miles per hour."

 rubschin:

Doh? Excuse me teacher Sir, how come knots are not available then, are they an endangerd species or sumfing?

GOS Junior sinks behind desk awaiting sharp retort.
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 01:07:42 PM
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/education/curriculum/lesson_plans/weatherobserving/partc.html

"Wind speed should ideally be measured in a large open space away from buildings etc which could provide shelter or help funnel winds.

Wind speed is measured using an anemometer. This can either be hand held or ideally mounted on a roof top or mast 10 metres above ground. An anemometer is made up of cups attached to handle with a scale on it. The stronger the wind the faster the cups rotate and the higher the reading on the scale. Handheld anemometers should be held at arms length and the values read off from the scale. Several readings should be taken over a couple of minutes and an average taken. The measurement should be made in knots, or if this is not available in miles per hour."

 rubschin:

Doh? Excuse me teacher Sir, how come knots are not available then, are they an endangerd species or sumfing?

GOS Junior sinks behind desk awaiting sharp retort.
Only Conservative controlled councils have them now…
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 01:11:50 PM
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/education/curriculum/lesson_plans/weatherobserving/partc.html

"Wind speed should ideally be measured in a large open space away from buildings etc which could provide shelter or help funnel winds.

Wind speed is measured using an anemometer. This can either be hand held or ideally mounted on a roof top or mast 10 metres above ground. An anemometer is made up of cups attached to handle with a scale on it. The stronger the wind the faster the cups rotate and the higher the reading on the scale. Handheld anemometers should be held at arms length and the values read off from the scale. Several readings should be taken over a couple of minutes and an average taken. The measurement should be made in knots, or if this is not available in miles per hour."

 rubschin:

Doh? Excuse me teacher Sir, how come knots are not available then, are they an endangerd species or sumfing?

GOS Junior sinks behind desk awaiting sharp retort.


BANG (That was a sharp retort)
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2008, 01:29:10 PM
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/education/curriculum/lesson_plans/weatherobserving/partc.html

"Wind speed should ideally be measured in a large open space away from buildings etc which could provide shelter or help funnel winds.

Wind speed is measured using an anemometer. This can either be hand held or ideally mounted on a roof top or mast 10 metres above ground. An anemometer is made up of cups attached to handle with a scale on it. The stronger the wind the faster the cups rotate and the higher the reading on the scale. Handheld anemometers should be held at arms length and the values read off from the scale. Several readings should be taken over a couple of minutes and an average taken. The measurement should be made in knots, or if this is not available in miles per hour."

 rubschin:

Doh? Excuse me teacher Sir, how come knots are not available then, are they an endangerd species or sumfing?

GOS Junior sinks behind desk awaiting sharp retort.


BANG (That was a sharp retort)
BNAG (that was a Grauniad Retort)
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 01:34:06 PM
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/education/curriculum/lesson_plans/weatherobserving/partc.html

"Wind speed should ideally be measured in a large open space away from buildings etc which could provide shelter or help funnel winds.

Wind speed is measured using an anemometer. This can either be hand held or ideally mounted on a roof top or mast 10 metres above ground. An anemometer is made up of cups attached to handle with a scale on it. The stronger the wind the faster the cups rotate and the higher the reading on the scale. Handheld anemometers should be held at arms length and the values read off from the scale. Several readings should be taken over a couple of minutes and an average taken. The measurement should be made in knots, or if this is not available in miles per hour."

 rubschin:

Doh? Excuse me teacher Sir, how come knots are not available then, are they an endangerd species or sumfing?

GOS Junior sinks behind desk awaiting sharp retort.


BANG (That was a sharp retort)
BNAG (that was a Grauniad Retort)
drumroll:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 01:44:30 PM
Bizarrely someone from the Grauniad is trying to interview me and wants a call back. scared2:

"Hello, " I shall say, "this is Mr Ncik"
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 01:51:08 PM
Oooooooooo! Do tell when it is to be published and I'll break the rule of a lifetime (well retirement anyway) and buy a copy. I usually only get the odd "Sunday" with a free CD or the free papers that come through the door unbidden so it will be a real event like.



And I'll cut it out and stick it in my scrapbook of heroes wot I have known (a thin volume I admit)
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 01:56:37 PM
It will be "off the record" and it should be in next Tuesday|
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 01:59:02 PM
Off the record eh? That means Nick's out to knife someone. Whooo Whoooo .... Go for it my boy!
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 02:00:26 PM
No, it means I don't trust effing journalists and refuse to have my name put to comments. Ever since that incident in 1997 evil:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 06, 2008, 02:15:09 PM
'Kin ell'

Not the famous '97 incident?

On a par with the Great Winter of 62 and the great eathquake of 08 whistle:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 02:17:17 PM
No, it means I don't trust effing journalists and refuse to have my name put to comments. Ever since that incident in 1997 evil:

Know what you mean.
Back in 1972 I got stitched up by the local BBC Radio in a recorded interview that they subsequently "edited" to the point that I was heard saying things completely the opposite to that which I had really said. Their excuse to my complaint was "Shortage of time on the programme" ..... BUT apparently enough time to edit the 30 minutes down to four new questions recorded and my answers cut and pasted in as replies to the new questions in a distorted manner that just happened to suit the point they were trying to make.  evil:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 02:19:54 PM
Precisely!!

The 1997 incident was one of a journo calling me on the mobile just as I was about to descend into Oxford Circus tube.

"What do you think of X?"
"I think it's a pile of crap, why?"
"That's all"

Headline in national trade publication the next week "Mr Nick says X is CRAP!" redface:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 02:36:39 PM
Yup.

I was a trade union offcial and there was an unofficial dispute going on. I was interviewed and tried to put the case for both sides and explained why the Union would not be making the "action" "official" with all that would imply. At one point I said "The problem is that a few of those involved have convinced themselves that they have been sold down the river ~ this is patently nonsense but it is a point of view that we need to address with the local management"
Intro to prog article "UNION SAYS WE'VE BEEN SOLD DOWN THE RIVER BY POST OFFICE MANAGERS" and then Intervewer asking "Would you agree that your members have been sold down the river by local management?"
and me saying "It is a problem that we need to address"
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 02:43:15 PM
And have you stopped beating your wife?
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 02:44:21 PM
'cactly. B@st@rds!
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 02:48:38 PM
I will now forward this thread to a jounalist acquaintance. Are you willing to be interviewed about it?

See also: involuted
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 02:51:10 PM
 lol: whistle:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 02:53:08 PM
ME ME! I'LL BE INTERVIEWED!
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 02:53:51 PM
I will set that up for you!
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 06, 2008, 03:13:06 PM
Can I be the pub Defence Correspondent please and can I have a nice uniform for the piccies and some medals would be cool, Prince Harry's flack jacket and Glock/Browning would look good too. eh? please! cloud9:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:13:48 PM
Get to the right thread!
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 03:15:06 PM
Can I be the pub Defence Correspondent please and can I have a nice uniform for the piccies and some medals would be cool, Prince Harry's flack jacket and Glock/Browning would look good too. eh? please! cloud9:
Of course GOS...  shrugs:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:15:49 PM
I fear he may have gone bonkers. noooo:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 03:16:48 PM
I fear he may have gone bonkers. noooo:
Like that bloke at Colditz?
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:17:28 PM
He's still there. It is him!
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 03:17:45 PM
I fear he may have gone bonkers. noooo:
Like that bloke at Colditz?

He may have been that bloke at Colditz
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 03:18:02 PM
I fear he may have gone bonkers. noooo:
Like that bloke at Colditz?

He may have been that bloke at Colditz
rubschin: true...
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:21:38 PM
They all left and left him behind. He is like a Jap on one of those islands.
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 06, 2008, 03:46:51 PM
I could do a tunnel from the cellar if you want noooo:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 06, 2008, 04:44:46 PM
I always thought the glider was the best escape plan. Shame it never got to fly.
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2008, 06:12:10 AM
I always thought the glider was the best escape plan. Shame it never got to fly.
Didn’t they re-build it for some TV programme a while back – or did I imagine that?  confused:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2008, 08:58:27 AM
or did I imagine that. . .
. . .as well.  noooo:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2008, 08:59:59 AM
or did I imagine that. . .
. . .as well.  noooo:
surrender:
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 07, 2008, 10:17:38 AM
I always thought the glider was the best escape plan. Shame it never got to fly.
Didn’t they re-build it for some TV programme a while back – or did I imagine that?  confused:

With all this talk of gliders, you guys have made a serious mistake!



The topic is almost back on topic! Wonders will never cease!
Title: Re: I Bet This left a few skid marks!
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2008, 10:19:51 AM
I always thought the glider was the best escape plan. Shame it never got to fly.
Didn’t they re-build it for some TV programme a while back – or did I imagine that?  confused:

With all this talk of gliders, you guys have made a serious mistake!



The topic is almost back on topic! Wonders will never cease!
rubschin:

Bit of a worry that...  whistle: