The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 02:54:59 PM
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Ask her any question you like and she will answer it. We will then edit her answers and produce her definitive opinions on life.
Off you go!!
ME ME! I'LL BE INTERVIEWED!
said Wenchy
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Tell me Miss Wench, and I am sure our readers will wish to know this, What is your ideal dress size?
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I'm guessing that this thread will be a bit one-sided.
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I'm guessing that this thread will be a bit one-sided.
Unlike her famous BRA
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I'm guessing that this thread will be a bit one-sided.
Yup! tunble: <Spits and hitches up his jeans>
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What's it famous for?
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I'm guessing that this thread will be a bit one-sided.
Unlike her famous BRA
lol: lol: lol:
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Have you seen the job it does?
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This is not a national newspaper and as such I do not feel any such need to answer. <stalks off with dripping nose in the air>
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What's it famous for?
Not being one sided you idiot! evil:
More like a front loader
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happy100 Let's all be nice to Wenchy huh?
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What's it famous for?
Not being one sided you idiot! evil:
More like a front loader
One's always bigger than the other though.
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happy100 Let's all be nice to Wenchy huh?
rubschin:
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By interviewing her eveilgrin:
What is your favourite colour, Miss Wench?
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What's it famous for?
Not being one sided you idiot! evil:
More like a front loader
One's always bigger than the other though.
Evidence please? Fuck. I sound lack that twat Obo>
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What's it famous for?
Not being one sided you idiot! evil:
More like a front loader
One's always bigger than the other though.
'Specially on barmaids. Unless they remember to pull pints with alternate hands. H&S at Whitbread Brewery told Mrs S that when we had a pub.
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It's true. So I did.
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Red?
Really, how intersting. Do tell us more.
And who is your favourite film star?
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What's it famous for?
Not being one sided you idiot! evil:
More like a front loader
One's always bigger than the other though.
'Specially on barmaids. Unless they remember to pull pints with alternate hands. H&S at Whitbread Brewery told Mrs S that when we had a pub.
In that case they should make arse fired pumps (alternate pints only)
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It's true. So I did.
Made no diff to Mrs S .... still as flat as an ironing board.
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Perhaps you needed a pair to start with.
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Could barman offer pumps of various sorts and other chemicals to help us all out of our challenges? He could make a fortune.
How are your bowels these days?
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Perhaps you needed a pair to start with.
Would have helped I reckon. Now the first Mrs S would have beaten most girls across the finishing line. Perhaps that was the attraction ... the obvious difference.
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Could barman offer pumps of various sorts and other chemicals to help us all out of our challenges? He could make a fortune.
How are your bowels these days?
I'm fine... I like this pumps idea... rubschin:
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Wenchy, where do you stand on whalebone?
ANd thongs??
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Wenchy, where do you stand on whalebone?
ANd thongs??
thongs... eyes:
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Athk nithely and she might thing one for uth.
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Athk nithely and she might thing one for uth.
A thexy thong? whistle:
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Perhaps you needed a pair to start with.
Would have helped I reckon. Now the first Mrs S would have beaten most girls across the finishing line. Perhaps that was the attraction ... the obvious difference.
That reminds me of a Ken Dodd joke.
OK another time.
Wenchy. What is your view on guinea pigs? Think carefully
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This is not a national newspaper and as such I do not feel any such need to answer. <stalks off with dripping nose in the air>
But it could be in a national newspaper soon. In the meantime it is merely on the global interweb-thing
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evil:
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evil:
You’ll be famous Wenchy!
A celeb! Free chocolate an' everyfink!
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Shall we talk about knitting now?
What is the latest thing you have knitted? ANd who was it for? And did they like it? Was it a wig?
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An ipod sock for my brother. He put in a request. Yes he did like it.
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An ipod sock for my brother. He put in a request. Yes he did like it.
He really wanted a willy warmer.
http://www.custardpie.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=361&osCsid=7dfdb0c6d6888062006f27a60bfe9cd7
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Your brother's ipod has a foot? eeek:
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::)
It is called a sock but it's more like a leg warmer with only one opening.
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Hairstyles now. Long, short or up? (no offence)
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Hairstyles now. Long, short or up? (no offence)
Long.
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Now. YOur hobbies.