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Title: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 02:54:59 PM
Ask her any question you like and she will answer it. We will then edit her answers and produce her definitive opinions on life.

Off you go!!

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ME ME! I'LL BE INTERVIEWED!

said Wenchy
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 02:57:16 PM
Tell me Miss Wench, and I am sure our readers will wish to know this, What is your ideal dress size?
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: tel on March 06, 2008, 03:00:29 PM
I'm guessing that this thread will be a bit one-sided.
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:01:46 PM
I'm guessing that this thread will be a bit one-sided.

Unlike her famous BRA
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 03:02:49 PM
I'm guessing that this thread will be a bit one-sided.

Yup!  tunble: <Spits and hitches up his jeans>
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: tel on March 06, 2008, 03:03:05 PM
What's it famous for?
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 03:03:38 PM
I'm guessing that this thread will be a bit one-sided.

Unlike her famous BRA
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 03:03:54 PM
Have you seen the job it does?
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 03:04:05 PM
This is not a national newspaper and as such I do not feel any such need to answer. <stalks off with dripping nose in the air>
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:04:42 PM
What's it famous for?

Not being one sided you idiot!  evil:

More like a front loader
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 03:05:25 PM
 happy100 Let's all be nice to Wenchy huh?
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: tel on March 06, 2008, 03:06:04 PM
What's it famous for?

Not being one sided you idiot!  evil:

More like a front loader

One's always bigger than the other though.
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 03:06:25 PM
happy100 Let's all be nice to Wenchy huh?
rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:06:32 PM
By interviewing her eveilgrin:

What is your favourite colour, Miss Wench?
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:07:28 PM
What's it famous for?

Not being one sided you idiot!  evil:

More like a front loader

One's always bigger than the other though.

Evidence please? Fuck. I sound lack that twat Obo>
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 03:07:57 PM
"                                                           "
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 03:08:28 PM
What's it famous for?

Not being one sided you idiot!  evil:

More like a front loader

One's always bigger than the other though.

'Specially on barmaids. Unless they remember to pull pints with alternate hands. H&S at Whitbread Brewery told Mrs S that when we had a pub.
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 03:08:56 PM
It's true. So I did.
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:09:02 PM
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Red?

Really, how intersting. Do tell us more.

And who is your favourite film star?
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:10:22 PM
What's it famous for?

Not being one sided you idiot!  evil:

More like a front loader

One's always bigger than the other though.

'Specially on barmaids. Unless they remember to pull pints with alternate hands. H&S at Whitbread Brewery told Mrs S that when we had a pub.

In that case they should make arse fired pumps (alternate pints only)
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 03:10:53 PM
It's true. So I did.


Made no diff to Mrs S .... still as flat as an ironing board.
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 03:11:20 PM
Perhaps you needed a pair to start with.
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:12:40 PM
Could barman offer pumps of various sorts and other chemicals to help us all out of our challenges? He could make a fortune.

How are your bowels these days?
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 03:13:55 PM
Perhaps you needed a pair to start with.


Would have helped I reckon. Now the first Mrs S would have beaten most girls across the finishing line. Perhaps that was the attraction ... the obvious difference.
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 03:14:16 PM
Could barman offer pumps of various sorts and other chemicals to help us all out of our challenges? He could make a fortune.

How are your bowels these days?
I'm fine... I like this pumps idea...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:15:17 PM
Wenchy, where do you stand on whalebone?

ANd thongs??
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 03:18:24 PM
Wenchy, where do you stand on whalebone?

ANd thongs??
thongs...  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 03:19:26 PM
Athk nithely and she might thing one for uth.
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 03:20:14 PM
Athk nithely and she might thing one for uth.
A thexy thong?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:21:08 PM
Perhaps you needed a pair to start with.


Would have helped I reckon. Now the first Mrs S would have beaten most girls across the finishing line. Perhaps that was the attraction ... the obvious difference.

That reminds me of a Ken Dodd joke.

OK another time.

Wenchy. What is your view on guinea pigs? Think carefully
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:23:30 PM
This is not a national newspaper and as such I do not feel any such need to answer. <stalks off with dripping nose in the air>

But it could be in a national newspaper soon. In the meantime it is merely on the global interweb-thing
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 03:28:01 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 03:29:12 PM
evil:
You’ll be famous Wenchy!

A celeb! Free chocolate an' everyfink!
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:29:28 PM
Shall we talk about knitting now?

What is the latest thing you have knitted? ANd who was it for? And did they like it? Was it a wig?
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 03:32:40 PM
An ipod sock for my brother. He put in a request. Yes he did like it.
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: tel on March 06, 2008, 03:35:49 PM
An ipod sock for my brother. He put in a request. Yes he did like it.

He really wanted a willy warmer.

http://www.custardpie.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=361&osCsid=7dfdb0c6d6888062006f27a60bfe9cd7
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 03:36:42 PM
Your brother's ipod has a foot? eeek:
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 03:39:09 PM
 ::)

It is called a sock but it's more like a leg warmer with only one opening.
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:40:46 PM
Hairstyles now. Long, short or up? (no offence)
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 03:41:38 PM
Hairstyles now. Long, short or up? (no offence)

Long.
Title: Re: The all new interview Wenchy thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 03:42:03 PM
Now. YOur hobbies.